>mr reeves I'm a huge fan, can I get your autogra-
>LOOK DUDE, CAN I JUST EAT MY DAMN PIZZA IN PEACE
jeez
Who are you quoting?
>>72061229
>eating a pizza with a fork
>>72061229
It was JUST FREE PIZZA!
>>72061229
is he considered asian by american standards?
nothing like a good old 'za
what's with all the fucking pizza threads lately
>>72061229
>LOOK DUDE, CAN I JUST SUCK THIS FEMININE PENIS IN PEACE?
>>72061418
what did he mean by this?
>>72061229
Seriously though, you don't come between a man and his meal.
>>72061300
>Eating with your hands like a fucking animal
>It's free pizza time, goyims! Fresh from the oven, just like my grandpa!
How did Raimi get away with this?
>>72061229
He's a fuckin cool guy.
I loved him.
>>72061590
it's pizza!
>>72061300
Welcome to Brazil, senpai
>>72061347
Nah, he's too mixed to really be anything other than probably just "white".
rate my local joint
>>72061590
Hey reddit
>>72061402
We've always liked pizza. Cheese Pizza in particular.
>>72061774
He came to my local shithole for his friend's exotic wedding, bought a brand new harley to ride up to the wedding which was like 200km away from the hotel and stopped to buy a map at a gas station.
Paid like 100 dollars for it and told the girl working the register to keep the change also took a few pics with the people there.
>>72061229
He would probably share his pizza with his fans.
>>72061897
>american """"""""""pizza"""""""""""
>>72061229
link
>>72061897
>Not making it yourself
pleb
KEANU eats PIZZA while you follow him like a BETA desperate for an AUTOGRAPH
>>72062007
THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS
>>72061975
to what
>>72061229
WTFIHATEKEANUNOW
>>72061897
Pretty good looking 'za
>>72061897
looks like a 3rd degree burn victim
>>72062058
to OP's video.
>>72062007
>bananas
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
>>72062007
>pineabble, beanuts, and bananas
how fucking high high are you, right now?
>>72062007
>mushrooms
Kill yourself you fucking scum
>>72062058
it's a fan picture with a fake caption by op
retard
>yurocuck threads
mmmmmmmmmmmm
>Thanks for buying me lunch, Anon
>>72061897
>pepperoni and sausage
Toss on a fucking vegetable or two. Onions and Peppers are fantastic on pizza, particularly with sausage.
>>72061377
why did this make me laugh
>>72062202
that fucking jewelry...
is Arnie a member of the infamous Hand of Death cult?
shouldnt fuck with keanu
>Thanks for buying me lunch, Anon.
>>72062007
You got this idea from my dimension.
>>72061881
>implying white people aren't descendants of ancient Asians
>>72062007
That cheese doesn't have a goldenbrown crust yet you dabbler.
>>72062152
>beanuts
sounds like benis
>>72062360
>that's the joke
>>72061897
not as good as mine.
>>72061229
For the glory of Satan
What was going through his mind in this photo?
>>72061229
Nah. the real Keanu be like
>sure, faggot. Wanna slice of this heavy ass pizza and talk about bikes and shit?
>>72062246
i like it.
>>72062202
Ugh. That jewelry is gaudy as hell.
>>72061229
Me? I'd serve go' za'
>>72062206
Fuck off. If I wanted a salad I'd order one.
fyi, Keanu posed for that pic.
Post pizza kinó lads
>>72061656
>goyims
The singular is goy, the plural is goyim, you fucking goy.
>>72061229
Isn't he dating a tranny right biw?
>>72061229
Nahh this guy is always down to share meals with fans, one time he bought me a donut
>>72062022
Scorch?
>>72062459
Yeah. The one from that Wacowski Netflix show.
>>72062350
what the fuck
>>72062442
tasty looking 'er 'za
>>72061229
>>72061347
Canadian-Hawaiian-Lebanese-Chinese-British-Portugese-American
this guy has more heritage than Steven Seagal.
>>72062431
is this magma?
>>72061303
Kek
>>72062431
>cooking with satan
>>72062202
Are those Terminator skulls?
>>72062246
>targets not going down after he shoots them
What the fuck, he missed EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, is this a joke webm or something?
ROOM 214
MUST BE SEEN
how do i catch a pokemon? i dont get it
>>72062568
Is that Will Sasso's head?
>>72062568
Notice he when he hit the targets with the shotgun and they didn't fall over? THat means that the rifle and pistol wouldn't knock 'em over either, you faggot.
>>72062251
I-Is that just a bowl of sauce
There is no pizza.
>>72062442
anyone got a link to this episode?
If Ferrari cant make Neo happy then what can?
>>72062007
>that random ass piece of pineapple thrown on there
worst pizza i've ever seen
plus it doesn't even look like they cooked it long enough
>>72061229
What kind of toppings do you guys like on your 'za?
Personally, I like some 'ronis and 'peños.
>>72062651
looks more like a plate of sauce
>>72062701
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>72062732
>birth
This is an old, played out, and forced meme that the redditors of /tv/ just love.
>>72062568
are you retarded mate?
he hits them all, they are just cardboard held up by sticks, they aren't designed to fall over, you just shoot till the cardboard is too fucked up then replace the cardboard.
learn2useeyes
>>72062609
nvm, got it ;)
>>72062701
tbqh familia I love me a well made plain 'za. But if push comes to shove I'll throw on a couple 'ronis and a little saseege.
>>72062568
Go back to /v/ you fucking idiot, you've been playing too much cowadooty.
>>72062246
If he hit one of those big tires could the ricochet kill him or is the rubber not that strong
>>72062942
>If he hit one of those big tires could the ricochet kill him or is the rubber not that strong
rubber is the strongest metal nown to mans
>>72061229
>Eats pizza with a fork and knife
Anybody else like a bit of 'chup on their pizza?
>>72062672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>>72063038
I like ranch on my 'za.
>>72062007
is that pineapple you fucking third world monkey
>>72062767
It's a /ck/ thing. Lurk moar newfag.
>>72063038
More of a 'anch guy myself
>>72062732
No meme. I just love some 'peños. Also, like a little 'ineapples and maybe some 'dried 'to's.
>>72063038
Ew. That's fucking gross. I had gf who would do that. Catssup doesn't belong on 'za.
>>72061831
It's DiGiorno!
>>72063038
I like 'chup on my 'ger but not on 'za brah.
Pizza de lombo
>>72061229
what a pathetic looking pizza.
>>72062530
how is that even possible
>>72063084
>it's a /ck/ thing
Nigger it was forced by one faggot over the course of several years until it recently took root due to the influx of memespouting newfags on /ck/.
>>72062202
>Daunksche fias Essn, Hawara
Seagal vs Reeves IRL
who wins?
>>72063240
And? It's still a /ck/ thing you fucking wannabe meme expert. I didn't say /ck/ invented it.
Anybody else like a feminine penis on their 'za?
>>72062442
Ramsay is a fag, that pizza looks delicious
>>72063318
'Kara please go
>>72061948
WTF I love Keanu Revees now
>>72062530
sauce?
Why are you calling them 'gers and not burgs? I love a good burg dude, mayonnaise and 'za sauce on my burg with havarti cheese, delish tb speaking true
>>72061229
I'm his number one fan. Ever since River's Edge I was hooked.
I did a night of security for free where he was doing Hamlet (I am serious), just so I could after-party with him.
Very, very genuine dude for a Hollywood Actor. Respect.
Do you guy's get up in a celebrity's ass if you see them in person? Don't. Give off the vibe and if they want to come say hi they will.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, or some shit like that, and Keanu was cool as fuck. I am honored to have met him.
What a cool fucking dude.
>>72063006
That's Dragonforce
>>72062672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
got your six senpai
>>72063388
Because you shorten it to the suffix not prefix.
>>72062701
peppers, onion, spanish chorizo, meat, mushrooms, spinach (when it's an all vegetable pizza), bacon and olives
>>72063393
get back to work Keanu
>>72063393
Yeah yeah. You got star struck. Any celebrity you liked acting like a good guy would be awesome to you. They're just people.
>>72061897
>>72062007
>>72062183
rate my local pizza place
>>72063561
looks awful. too doughy and greasy senpai.
>>72063561
'Za/10
>>72062567
Nah, pleb skulls
>>72061897
>>72062007
>>72062183
>>72062390
>>72063561
>all these pizzas with no 'chup for dipping
0 out of fucking 10
>>72063696
>dipping your pizza into ketchup
fucking iranians
>>72063561
Do we have to force this?
It needed to have more holes punctured in the dough and for it to be cooked longer.
It's not some abomination. It's a fuck up.
>>72063727
I live in canada. I saw a white kid doing it.
The cancer is everywhere.
Flammkuchen > Pizza
>>72062681
>>72062724
kek, He really bought a ferrari?
>>72061303
Worst movie I've ever seen. Eli Roth should be beaten to death with pizza.
>>72063524
I was totally starstruck. That's why I was asked to work for free for his finale. The guy that was running security knew me and knew how much of a fan I was. I think we'd watched River's Edge at least a couple of times together at that point.
The Theater people said they hadn't seen him as animated the whole time he was there as he was when we were talking.
He thought River's Edge was a pretty good project too. If you haven't seen it, check it out.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091860/
I will always be a fan of that dude. He's a real dude.
>>72063798
Do you realize how long that would take? I can't imagine a worse hell.
>>72063818
He's just a dude. Just because he's a star and was nice doesn't mean he's real.
Maybe he is real though. I'm just saying you're hyping a guy who you are claiming has some depth to them but you don't really know them. You barely met the guy.
>>72063780
Pepperoni is like the worst topping. Looks gross man.
>>72061229
How can you americans eat such a humongous pizza?
>>72063893
Little dick white boi detected
>>72063263
America
>>72063918
Here you go faggot
http://youtu.be/u5AZhjhbxf8
>>72062442
I didn't watch the webm 'til now but he's right that fucking grease is disgusting
>>72063776
It looks like the physical manifestation of a 5 year olds drawing of a 'za.
>>72063793
He was doing ads for the laferrari, so im pretty sure they gave him one.
>>72062530
Elliot Rodger biopic?
>>72063939
What? You're so on Keanu's nuts but I'm the fuccboi? Please.
>>72063936
I don't think he's eating it on his own.
>>72063957
Yep, this video nails down why I don't like pepperoni. I may be self loathing American but I don't hate myself enough to get pure grease
>>72062681
>>72062724
His eyes and thumb don't tell the same thing.
>tfw no fusion cuisine
>>72062007
that presentation is so shit. it's like you puked all those toppings onto the pizza.
>>72064260
hahah!! im laughing my ass off so hard while rofling on the floor my man! haha that f*cking epic meme!! i was just waiting for it to come, and here it is haha fucking laughing so out loud now, damn thank you for posting this hella epic weed meme man xD im like rofling on the floor for real man
>>72063355
just because something looks good doesn't mean that it is.
>>72063741
it really is an abomination though, you could fill a pint glass with the grease
>>72063793
Nah he just visited the factory, he's a Porsche man.
>>72064443
probably it's the fault of my local joint, the pizza looks the same but tastes good
>>72064432
>>72061300
he's cutting it you idiot
>>72062442
THE DOUGHR IS FOOKIN RAWR
>>72061590
hello /ck/
>>72061897
>>72062007
>>72062183
>>72062202
>>72062251
>>72062390
>>72062442
Nice, proper beautiful 'go 'za.
>>72062681
I really like that wall.
>>72064765
CLASSIC MAN
>>72062007
>banana on pizza
