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Guys there must have been thousands of posts about this before. But I have to get this out of my chest. I swear I'm not rasicst I don't care about the skin colour of a human any other time except this one.
I've only read the first 5 books because somehow in my country I couldn't get the 6th one printed, but I'm a big fan and this is probably the best series I've ever read.
BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE ROLAND IS NOT BLACK and he just shouldn't be black in any case.
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>>72057571
Niggers BTFO
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He's a nigger now, King is going to go back and change every refrence of his skin tone to beautiful ebony. Your books are ruined forever.
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>>72057571
Shit, I thought Idris was going to play the Man in Black

JUST
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I care about race

fuck that nigger
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>>72057604
>>72057623

You can always tell when the redditors post, they think racism is really cool
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The problem isn't even eyedress elbow. He is a good character. But they are butchering the plot. It is just a cash grab now.
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>>72057571

we will never have a comfy movie series with a cast that captures the chemistry of the original books characters.

this movie might be good, but the focus probably wont be on the characters. it will be an action movie with a couple of twists and turns along the way.
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>>72057571
someone show this to the director, reshoots inc amirite? gg op wew lad
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>>72057726
I have a hard time believing that any Stephen King plot was very good anyway.
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Cast
>Roland
>Jake
>Sussanah
>Eddie
>Man in Black
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Wtf I starting reading the books and Roland isn't black. Why would King change his skin color for the book tie-in?
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>>72057933
>white with blue eyes
>lol let's cast a nigger
>good idea mr King
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>>72057571
This is a Roland Game + movie, goes after all the events of the book, he wishes to the Dragon Balls to go back in time as a black man and redo all over again, with the consecuent changes.

Atheists BTFO
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The only thing worse than forced diversity to originally white characters is authors encouraging this practice. See JK Rowling and Hermione.
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>>72057722
>redditors
>enjoying racism
Go home reddit
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ITT: /v/edditors who have never seen luther

kill yourselves asap
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>mfw Clint Eastwood have never been casted as Roland and never be

;_;
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>Releasing a movie in current year where the only black character is a crippled female with a mental disability
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>>72058062
They could cast his kid. He looks good and is an actor too
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>>72057735
Just imagine young Roland like this with the blonde godness Susan
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>>72057722
>redditors
>racist
is this opposite day?
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>>72057571

>I'm not racist but...

Stopped reading. Yes you are.
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>>72057933

HE IS VIGGO! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
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WE WUZ KING ARTHURZ N SHIEET
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>>72058455
Hey reddit
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>>72057735
Tv show might have been a better direction
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>>72058399
She's going to get BLACKED. Can't wait desu.
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LE RANT XD
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>>72058006
Authors only get their shit published if they suck jew cock
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>>72057571
get dragged into the future kicking and screaming you entitled pissbaby
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>>72058742

Now show me that top critic rat-OH WAIT IS DISABLED AYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>72058742
(You)
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>>72057571

Honestly If the rumours about the script turns out to be true, then Idris Elbow will be the least of this film's problems.
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>>72058493
Viggo, a young kurt russel, sam winchester, jesus whys he black? Im black and this pisses me off. It was too much for me to see human torch as a black guy. When are they going to make Shaft white? This is fucked. Ive been waiting to see this for a while now. Is he still supposed to be the next bond too? Is this some kind of hollywood meme?
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Only going to turn this into another ghost busters, and you'll have the rallying cry of tumblr thrown at you. Either way it's over.
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>>72058113
He's a shit actor.
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>>72058742
Lol
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>>72058884
>Far funnier than the original

If you are going to be a shill, at least be subtle about it for fuck's sake.
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>>72058836
this man is involved so it's going to be shit, Elba will probably be the only good part of the film desu
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>>72058849
Doubt. A lot of people will still watch it because it has a large fan base. Doesn't make the casting of Idris not weird though. Isn't the Man in Black Matthew Mccnaughy? I feel like he woukd be a better Roland and Idris would be a good MiB
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>>72058841

I'd take an old Kurt Russel still.
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>>72058884
>critics liked it
>this is somehow bad

sorry that youre sad that people like a thing you dont like.
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>>72057571
He's perfect for it, he has forgotten the face of his father.
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>>72058964
the original isn't really funny. it has it's moments but 2016 ghostbusters is easily funnier (and better 2bh)
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>>72058884
>Girl power
>Female empowerment
>Take that haters
>Literally nothing about how the movie is legitimately entertaining or in anyway stands up to the original

This movie was up voted by propaganda. So if it is complete shit (which im sure it is, seems to have the same jokes as every other cookie cutter comdey thats come out in the last ten years) they would lie about it anyway.
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>>72058884
Are these real? I'm in tears
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Is he back to JUSTland?
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>>72059040
>critics like it
>it is good
Someone warn this autists family he broke out of the cage and is using the computer.
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>>72058965
Matthew might turn out to be decent too.
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>tfw your black dad abandons you
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>>72059144
They really should have brought Jamey Sheridan back, he was perfect for Flagg.
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>>72059144
He's starting to take on Christopher Walken
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A nigger?
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I'm done, I am fully committed I dont even care any more. Cancelled my internet cancelled my TV eagerly awaiting the TV licence people to my house.

I well be getting a buzz cut and nazi tatoo above my heart, not because I'm a racist, simply because all the libcucks out there wanting shit like this to happen to everything. more diviertsy = black people lets just ignore every other race.
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>>72057863
its more that theres a very specific racial tension between the MC and a black character that this casting ruins.
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>>72057978
>>good idea mr shekelbergstein

ftfy

King has nothing to do with the movie other than shilling for it's diversity casting
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>>72060830

So change all of that hate to Eddie instead. Problem solved.
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>>72057722
So which board or website will get accused of swamping /tv/ next time?

I want off this ride.
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>>72059260
Will Mordred still call him his "white daddy?"

Also, will they include the Coda from the last book just to piss everyone off all over again?
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>>72057571
I haven't read Dark Tower
I'm curious how his race figures into the series and how being black/white has any impact on the character?
Is it taking place in the 1800s and being black would be a major hindrance for the character interacting with others?
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>>72058009
You've never actually visited reddit, have you?
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>>72058674
delgado?
is she a spic?
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>>72061283

It doesn't except for a couple chapters in Book 2. it's overall unimportant.
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>>72058113
>He looks good and is an actor too
He's a goddamn horrible actor. And he's a fucking asshole, too
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>>72061283
There's a major black woman character who was a subject of violent racist in her own world, so she naturally distructs and even openly hates white guy dressed-as-cowboy Roland in fact so much that she has entire split personality inside her, and this dynamic carries on for a while and contributes to her character growth when she moves past her petties, literally merges two personalies, and falls in love with white guy (not Roland tho). Roland himself is also not a cowboy, he's a knight, and a close descent of King Arthur himself, lives in a castle, and belong to a ruling family. Also, several characters in the books mention striking resemblance between Roland and Clint Eastwood, I think its Jake who says that they look almost identical, except for the eyes - Eastwood's are green and Roland's icy blue. Not to mention who much of racial understones as characters constantly travels between different parts of 19-20 century New York

Ya know, minor stuff that can be completely ignored to be progressive as fuck
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