every day until you understand
I understand and Apologize
>>72055146
>>72055284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxV99PYX37c
every day until you understand
BASED SNYDER
There's nothing to understand.
>>72055146
plebs will never understand
>>72055146
Is it wierd that I actually preferred the theatrical over the ultimate
>>72055344
I really need to get around to watching them in black and white
>>72055369
fuck off, Marvelshill.
>>72055146
>>72055284
>>72055304
>>72055344
>>72055379
>>72055644
>im a new fag from reddit and fell for the "Batman v Superman is good meme"
you plebs are too easy
>>72055369
What?
>>72055718
fuck off marvelshill
Anyone who unironically likes this garbage is reddit.
>>72055749
It's sad how many plebs have yet to join us in the sun
>>72055749
reddit hates this great film though
>>72055790
nobody's going to read that shit
>>72055718
It's not a meme, BvS is based and kino. However you MCucks pretended it was a meme because you were all in denial. Hit me with your best "chris evanz laffing maymay"
anyone have a link to the
"I dont deserve you alfred" scene?
>>72055790
Nice try
Batman v Superman is so bad DC may have tanked their entire cinematic universe already.
You can bet your asses WB Exec's are fucking terrified that Suicide Squad and Wonder Woman might flop. Batman v Superman's gross was frontloaded as fuck and dropped HARD, only meeting the absolute bare minimum of box office expectations. It was entirely sold on hype and goodwill from fans, and the movie was complete shit, and everyone knows it. Everyone saw that Sad Affleck meme video, and the cultural consensus is, by and large, that BvS sucked. Is anyone really excited for Suicide Squad or Wonder Woman? Even fucking Justice League? Do normies know that movie is coming out? They're already a billion in the hole for this franchise, and it's not taking off like they hoped it would.
>>72055146
the new Ghostbusters is out mate, you can shift to shitposting that that piece of shit is good now instead!
so is it ever explained why gandalf never felt the presence of the one ring around his friends? i mean an entity of his power should have at least detected its power
anyone that makes threads like this is baiting or theyre newfags that sincerely believe this meme is real.
we all hated this piece of incoherent shit when it releases and it wasnt until the memes started coming out comparing it to 2001 that the new fags started defending it and making excuses for its awfulness.
so basically. when you see "batman v superman is good" threads.
its either bait, or a literal newfag that should have lurked more before posting.
Look at how obsessed these plebs are, Snyder truly is great.
A P O L O G I Z E
>>72043411
>>72055790
>a bottle of piss is a deep metaphor
th-this is satire, right?
>>72055146
I like Marvel Capeshit better. There's like a dozen of them...
>>72055146
This is what I call lowering the bar.
>>72056596
Your perceptions are distorted anon, you need to raise your head up to see how high the bar has been raised.
Snyder be with you
>>72056220
whether it's deep or not, is subjective but a metaphor is a metaphor.
>>72056157
>umberto eco: "superman can fly, has a cape and works as a journalist"
>*zack snyder's superman flies*
>"holey shit, snyder studied eco??????????????????"
MArvel movies are forgotten very quickly. Batman v Superman is still the eight most popular movie at imdb right now, while Civil War is nowhere to be seen.
http://www.imdb.com/chart/moviemeter
>>72055819
It was always a meme.
I'm behind most of KinoSnyder pics, and I utterly despise BvS.
Most of /tv/ understand this and play along.
And then there's you.
>>72055344
Beautiful
>>72055749
This is actually pleb filter
Redditards don't like it because it's not a safe cookie cutter marvel shit
>>72057680
>"Mr. Fincher? Yes, it's Zach Snyder. I wanted to ask you: If I put a blue gray filter on all my shots people will think I'm a good director, right?"
>>72057702
Nice try mcuck
I made several of the Snyder Kino pics and it's NOT a meme.
>>72055820
Superman has always been a messiah figure. Just like Goku
>>72055897
Suicide Squad looks good, I don't think WW needs her own movie
>>72055985
>White people get shot more than Blacks by police
>still spouting this blm terrorist shit
Blacks need to be dealt with, once and for all.
is this shit still a thing on /tv/?
it's been weeks.
>>72056690
Zack Snyder is a poopy puffer.
does anyone have a link to the ultimate cut online somewhere
don't have time to torrent
Is BvS actually good or is everyone just joking
>>72058011
Capeshit has been rebranded as "capekino" and manchildren continue to flood this board with their garbage kids movies
KINO
>>72058306
no, it's shit.
>>72058306
Is good, better than The Crap Knight saga.
>>72057591
That's because retards like to discuss shit on 4chan. Most of its just shitposting and memes.
Civil war doesn't have any major flaws so there aren't any memes to spawn
>>72057680
wow, it's like once upon a time in anatolia but not boring
>>72056079
wew
>>72055146
The Martha part and the spontaneous superfriends its still retard, there´s no escene of dialogue or interaction between Captain Hypocrite and Nepotism Girl.
>>72055819
>>72055718
>>72055644
>>72057702
>>72057780
I have to confess, I've been lying to you all. These posts were all me.
>>72058356
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
>>72058363
>Civil War doesn't have any flaws
Nicely memed my friend
>>72057780
Second that. I made some too.
>>72058471
Civil War is legitimately the perfect superhero movie. Box office numbers and reviews reflect this. DCucks will never get a better movie than that.
>>72058306
Yes it's good, it has flaws but nothing to detract from its quality.
Disclaimer: you have to engage your brain since bvs doesn't feed you it's narrative like so many other capeshit
>>72058011
/v/ and /pol/ are crossposting faggots with shit taste.
>>72058471
Name me one major flaw DCuck
>>72058011
>weeks
Almost 4 months and growing stronger.
>>72058579
quips
>>72058644
The only ones who quipped ended in a superhuman jail.
The pain
>>72058306
Read
http://www.popmatters.com/feature/beautiful-lies-and-false-gods-in-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/
if you don't trust /tv/
>>72058676
>you even answer me in a quip
try again, marvel cuck. if you don't answer me properly this time, i'm going to prep the rope for you.
>>72058529
>these are the people you share a board with
my sides
wtf i hate BvS now
>>72058759
Why don't you prep your bull?
FRIENDLY REMINDER
If you haven't watched BvS Ultimate Edition at least 10 times you need to return to reddit
If you haven't watched BvS Ultimate Edition in black and white you need to return to reddit
If you haven't watched BvS Ultimate Edition Pausing every 2 seconds to take in every detail you need to return to reddit
If you haven't watched BvS Ultimate Edition on mute to just absorb the visuals you need to return to reddit
There are no half measures and i recommend they add these to the official 4chan rules.. maybe also a sticky. i will wait
I'm sorry.
>I would argue that by recognizing the theological weight of these cultural issues Snyder’s film is the more important cinematic effort of coming to terms with American postmodern ambivalence than its lighter and more entertaining Marvel counterpart, Captain America: Civil War. Both deal with ambiguities of raw American power but Marvel’s iteration lacks the awareness of the quasi-religious weight these issues carry in America culture.
Being an Mcuck is suffering.
>>72058707
There's a chance this guy browses /tv/. Look how he opens the essay:
The reaction to Zack Snyder’s Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was fierce. The cinematic take on the DC cornerstone characters of Batman and Superman limped to a 28 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes, where it’s accused of “smother[ing] a potentially powerful story—and some of America’s most iconic super heroes in a grim whirlwind of effects driven action.” Critics were put off by the film’s darkness and the moral ambiguity of the heroic characters. This Batman doesn’t seem to agonize over the “no killing” rule like Nolan’s Dark Knight does in facing the Joker. In saving Metropolis and quite possibly the world in his battle with Zod, Superman is responsible for collateral damage entailing massive loss of life. One reviewer, flatly accuses Snyder of “holding nothing but contempt for the character (of Superman).” The Saturday morning adventures of the Super Friends, it’s not.
Superman is the embodiment of pure American force and power that American culture worships. While he has been read through the messianic story of Christianity’s lone savior sacrificed for the world, so too has Christianity in American been re-read through the lens of a super hero.
However[...]
>>72058784
That's actually quite neat
>>72058798
prep THIS *unzips katana*
*runs really fast behind you and utters a quip*
heh prep this
*hilariously slices you in half from behind you*
apologize, kiddo. what a slice of life..........
>>72058881
Well said brother
>>72059071
>if you don't answer me properly this time
But i didn't answer, i made a question.
Remember to read The Republic
>Batman vs Superman
Epic in technical scale but breathlessly intimate in narrative scope, Batman VS Superman is a sprawling investigation of the human condition.
>Civil War
*PFPFFFFFT* heehehe poopie xD
>>72058579
>bad writing
>cheesy
>crappy villain
>Iron man is insufferable
It's almost as bad as BvS but not quite.
>>72058881
>>72058579
That sorry excuse for Zemo
>>72058784
I actually liked it but well there's a few scenes that are pure retarded.
>Luthor instantly gets permission to access gorillion knowledge from every planet on zods ship
>diana going to luthor's party despite knowing that he might know her
>batman dragging doomsday to Gotham
>batman didn't even bother to search for the fucking spear
>Louis lane somehow knows that they need the spear
>>72059150
>>bad writing
Examples?
>>cheesy
Like all superhero movies.
>>crappy villain
The villain was more of a plot device than a major character. The real conflict was among he superheroes, so devoting time a significant villain character would have been distracting and unnecessary.
>>Iron man is insufferable
Well, he's supposed to be a dick in this movie, until he learns from his mistakes.
what's better introducing your extended comic universe to movie goers with their own succesful movies or as a bunch of FUCKING WEBM ATTACHMENTS IN AN E-MAIL WTF SNYDER
Snyder has to be the most underrated director in the industry today, but this is possibly a result from funding/threats from disney.
Snyder and in some degree nolan has changed the entire blockbuster industry by installing the new level of quality for it, impact the production of film, impact the CGI's oppression, impact the practical effects and nature shootings. Marvel's impact... is fucking nothing except that you can get 5 star reviews all around for average flicks.
>>72058881
>>72059418
>nu uh your criticisms don't count! pick another
>>72055384
Same
The UE seemed to have more exposition & hand-holding.
Only plus was at the end with the additional dialogue between Bats & Lex
>This is how it all CAVES in. Civilization on the WANE. MANNERS out the window.
>>72058707
This and Armond White's review of BvS are the best I've read online. Thank you for posting this!
nice memes everyone!
I haven't seen either version of BvS. Which one should I see? What does the uncut version have that makes it so hyped up?
>>72059963
none
nothing
>>72059963
Just watch Thor The Dark World
Arguably better in every way
watching the shitmovie hunger games mockingjay part 2 and it's so fucking bad, I'm thinking is this the worst piece of shit I've ever seen, but then I remember BvS
>>72060024
>tfw you can never erase BvS from your memory
>>72059949
>rotten tomatoes
fresh of the boat from reddit kid?
>>72059949
>all the shitmunchers and plebs like me didnt like it either!
>>72059418
>Examples?
It's incoherent, watch the movie, it's like two different bad movies mashed together.
>Like all superhero movies.
Fair enough
>The villain was more of a plot device than a major character. The real conflict was among he superheroes, so devoting time a significant villain character would have been distracting and unnecessary.
The conflict between the superheroes didn't made sense and it was made in the least appealing way.
>Well, he's supposed to be a dick in this movie, until he learns from his mistakes.
No, his character doesn't make sense, one moment he's against something the next he's doing it telling other's not to worry about it.
It's just bad writing, his character is ruined, he became an unpleasant character because everything about him stopped making sense not because he's supposed to be a dick, maybe just maybe it's time to pass the mantle to someone else, like agirl.
>>72058784
That fucking standing.
Why Henry is so perfect, bros?
>chroma key the flick
>>72055718
Memed like a true meme veteran. Unfortunately your opinion is shit and should be discarded.
How did Lex Luthor know Superman's identity?
where did lex find mercs who would fuck with superman?
Better action
Better villain
Better music
Better characters
Visually stronger (not necessarily prettier)
More believable (not necesarrily releastic)
Smarter action
Better themes
Fuck you I win.
>>72058707
>>72059834
richard brody has insight on it as well
>>72059949
Millions of flies can't be wrong!
>>72058429
what a jokerman
>>72060094
>>72060193
>>72061310
they are in this case. sorry.
Funny how the Ultimate Edition is kino, but the theatrical is ultra-uber-super-kino
Literally the biggest pleb filter of all time. I now have a form of entertainment by which I judge a person's understanding of life depending on whether or not they thought it was good. Praise be to Snyder
Kino aside, has any movie spawned a similar number of memes?
>>72058784
Shouldn't the guy behind them be wearing a green suit?
>>72062676
>memes
back2reddit
>>72058579
>Cap didn't die
>Bucky is the centre of the film and no one gives a shit about that twat
>Terribly shot, looks like apart from the amazing CGI
>Terrible villain
>Black panther is shit
>No reason at all for the conflict between Cap and Ironman if they just talked about it and Cap wasn't an insufferable retard
>>72063326
>terrible
>terrible
>shit
>nitpicks already discussed months ago.
hiya you bvs autists. i need to make a compilation of the visual messaihtic imagery of superman like the one where superman is taken down from a cross and louis cries on top of him. i figured some of you folks probably have made one already, can you give it to me please?
A historical moment.
First mention of capekino in history.
Our feeble minds couldn't yet foresee what the future had in store for us.
>>72055146
I understand more every time I watch it. Look up "The Hanged Man."
>>72057702
>>72057780
And I'm responsible for a great deal of them myself. It's sad that someone's so insecure in their own tastes that they feel a need to propagate a blatant lie to validate their opinion.
If I kinda disliked Man of Steel, is there still a chance of liking this movie?
>>72057910
I think that Wonder Woman's movie is going to have a lot more metanarrative commentary on how "magic" left the world.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about, think back on what comic book characters really are and what messages they unavoidably convey when the stories aren't being put together via focus group.
>>72063326
>No one gives a shit about Bucky.
Triggered.
>Black Panther is shit
I was slightly disappointed in his role int he movie too. EMH still has my favorite portrayal of him.
Someone should dump Mad Magazine's parody of this film, I've never seen them go IN on a film like they went IN on this one
>>72055644
Anon doesn't have a Marvel thread to go to.
>>72064539
This movie made me re-evaluate MoS. I used to like things in it only slightly more than I hated other things, but about halfway through BvS, it all clicked into place for me and I understood what Snyder and his team are giving us.
This is Superman's origin as a First Contact scenario and how human society and culture change in light of it. Clark didn't completely understand how his mere existence would reshape human perceptions, just as he didn't completely understand that Pa Kent was equally(if not even more so) concerned with Clark being ready for the world and how it would insist on seeing him, as he was the world being ready for Clark.
There's a great deal of metatextual commentary on how the "modern" take on superheroes has robbed us of their truest societal value. At their worst, they're simple, largely harmless escapism; at their best, they're modern-day myths that allow us to explore our own culture, beliefs, and how we define virtue. Over the course of BvS, several characters make reference to "the world," but of all of them, Clark's own usage of the term is most interesting. At one point, Lois touches the shield on his chest and says, "This means something," to which Clark replies, "It did n my world. My world doesn't exist anymore." By dropping Superman into an ostensibly "real" world, Snyder and team give us some rather poignant commentary on how by giving our heroes all-too-human frailties and moral ambiguity, we robbed them of their mythic weight.
Whether he died fully understanding it or not, Clark heeds the words of his father in choosing his world. Heeding the words of Bruce, he forces that world to make sense, and in doing so he ushers in the Heroic Age, a time of gods and heroes once more.
https://youtu.be/W3SLLEzkG8c
http://vmashup.com/ONk4QdzT
I feel like the only person in all of /tv/ land that hasn't seen BvS
>>72066589
Keep it that way, people like you are the lucky ones.
why did they overuse that shitty soundtrack
fucking shit movie tbqh
>>72066589
>haven't seen both the theatrical cut and the ultimate cut at least twice
go back to redd.it
>>72059834
Fuck, every time I see Reeves as Superman it just makes me realise how shitty Cavill's is
>>72066525
it took you until bvs to figure that out? are you fucking kidding me
>>72055816
You mean you can't, illiterate Marvel Drone nigger.
>>72067245
REEVE looked like a kid. cavill looks like a man. a super man, if you like.
also, reeves was 40's B&W superman, pleb
>>72055146
I haven't seen any version of BvS yet. Should I watch theatrical or the ultimate edition? Three hours seems excessively long for capeshit.
>>72062931
Depends what angle they were shooting from.... they can always mask him out anyway
>>72068889
>Three hours seems excessively long for capeshit.
Not long enough for capekino my brother
>>72055790
>this hamfisted metaphor is 2deep4u
Holy shit, I hope that moron never watches the old Star Trek movies
>HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE GUYS
>I MIGHT BE OVERTHINKING IT
>BUT I THINK THIS MIGHT BE ABOUT THE COLD WAR
>>72059280
>batman dragging doomsday to Gotham
>batman didn't even bother to search for the fucking spear
He wanted to immediately get Doomsday into an unpopulated area, which is also where the spear was. I'm not sure how you thought Batman wasn't trying to get the spear when he blatantly says it.
Unless you're talking about during the fight, well, he had other things to worry about. Doomsday singled him out at one point even, and he barely got away.
As for the spear, Lois simply put two and two together. Everyone in the city was freaking out about the lightshow at the kryptonian ship as doomsday was being made, and once it was loose, she figured it might help against whatever came out of it.
>>72067990
It took me until BvS to figure out how the religious imagery was integral to the narrative. Until it clicked for me, I thought it was sort of forced and useless. After my epiphany, I understood it was working in a lot of complimentary ways, and that realization gave me a deeper appreciation for MoS.
>>72058429
screen shot of (you)'s or gtfo
>>72058377
Very accurate bro
>>72068746
I liked Reeve's portrayal, but I also understand he as playing the part of a fully realized, iconic Superman who'd been off learning and training in seclusion for better than a decade before making his debut.
>>72058377
Inaccurate, millions of dollars aren't falling out of Batman's pockets
>>72058579
You think its a "political friller guise".
>>72055369
This is some of the worst and marvel shill-redditored argumentation I've ever seen. Now get your shit and get out.
>>72068889
I really recommend the UC. I enjoyed the theatrical release, and the UC served to confirm virtually everything the fans had already guessed.
All Snyder does is put comic book frames into live action, there's nothing 'kino' about it.
>>72060094
So what I go on Reddit... Grow up dude, this is a public board for anyone, not your personal space for misogyny and other dumb shit... Jesus Christ..
>>72069257
funny thing is that it's not even my post :^)
Become enlightened.
http://pulpklatura.tumblr.com/post/141843209469/batman-v-superman-the-modern-revenge-tragedy
>>72061290
I'll read Brody later.
Armond gets too much attention these days.
Brody is a cinema hero too.
>>72069935
Thanks.
I'll read it later.
>>72055146
I hate hate hate hate hateeeeeee wonderwoman
bvs:doj-ue was best movie this year easily. Extremely good.
Wondercunt ruined the ending, though
>>72055146
No need to, I've watched it 5 times already.
>>72055146
I just saw this piece of capeshit.
How do you people live with yourselves?
anyone have the imgur link?
>>72069935
Interesting read. Thanks for sharing that.
