ITT Times you acted like Pennywise.
Nice try FBI
>mom asks me to clean my room
>turn into a spider
lmao get rekt bitch
>>72053200
Yeah nice try FBI lmao
I bark NIGGER and ask if the nigger wants a balloon
>>72053147
>be me
>see kid sitting on park bench after hours
>probably playing pokemon go, what a fag
>start lurching toward him in swamp creature form
>he notices, starts to run
>pulls out a pocket knife like he has a chance
>chase him down, rip head off
>take cell phone, beat team valor gym that he was presumably boosting
>team mystic for life.
I once yelled "WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE" at my shit in the toilet, does that count?
is the reboot still happening?
I dont use sanitary pads or tampons, I free-bleed into balloons, save them up for Halloween, and put on my nicest clown suit.
>gonna hang with friend while his wife is at work
>wife hates and fears clowns above all
>go to party store, buy a ton of balloons
>ask woman at counter if she has any clown balloons, she stammers "n-n-no" because I guess everyone hates clowns
>stash balloons in trunk
>tell wife that we'll be watching It while she's gone
>glares at me
>she texts husband she is coming home
>I am standing at the side of the road holding balloons, pointing at her like Pennywise
>can clearly see her mouth "mother fucker" through the winshield
>do my voice impression in the garage "Awww, you want it, dontcha?"
>friend is laughing
>she gets a bunch of laundry and stomps downstairs
>I hear a scream
>oh, she must have found the half-filled black balloon I put under the washer's lid
>at the club
>two drunk bitches laughing at my haircut
>walk over to them
>"My hair's joke, huh?"
>Flip it around to be stupid
>Convince them to touch it
>"Ooo, it is pretty soft though"
>Dude they're with (some guy from their office who invited them) is balding
>I start making fun of his hair
>Then we all are, he starts nervously laughing along
>Go to dancefloor. I just kick it in the corner while baly tries way too hard to show off dance skills
>He buys their drinks, and now mine, for rest of night
>Girls keep pawing at my hair
>"You're like a teddy bear."
>Bald dude fights back tears as the girls leave with me
>Take them home.
>Shapeshift into a monster and devour a child
Shit was Pennywise af
what
>>72053147
Fired original singer, got him back when I realized new one sucks
i gave a balloon to a kid once
I asked a man if he had Prince Albert in a can
>>72056161
I stole a balloon once.
I once went up to a kid that I knew was hypochondriac while disguised as a siphilic homeless man with a rotted-off nose. I went all out on the prosthetic.
>"Heeeyyyy kid, I'll suck yer cawk fer a quarter. Hell, I'll suck it for FREE!"
I shit you not he wet himself and ran off faster than a kid with an inhaler has any business running.
>>72056298
I was a balloon once
