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Now that the dust has settled, what did you think of 10 Cloverfield
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Now that the dust has settled, what did you think of 10 Cloverfield Lane?
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it's poop
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I thought of MEW a whole lot
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>>72049844
Screwed the pooch at the end
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Pretty good until aliens.
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boring until aliens
then it was hilariously bad
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>>72049844
The guy made 1 and a half movies for some reason.
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>>72049844
Good atmosphere
Good Goodman
MEW is in it
I don't care about aliens that much, but who cares, I really wanted to laugh it out at the end after all that claustrophobic shit
It alright
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>Was nominated for the @wearealluncool project by @lesliealejandro and this is my entry!
>1- no matter how old I get, I still feel like a teenager in high school when it comes to social anxiety. I have to force myself not to clam up and remind myself that people aren’t so scary.
>2- I used to hate my eye color and wore color contacts every day. It’s so silly to me now, since it seems my brown eyes are a huge asset to me in my career.
>3- I still struggle to accept my body. I’ve always been self conscious of my hips and thighs and as a teenager I was really embarrassed by my shape. When I look back at old pictures, I think I looked great! I try to remind myself of that on days when I don’t feel so hot. ………I nominate @amandaccrew @leahdianegibson @ellewongster and @dpanabaker

holy fuck

I was right

she wore eye contacts because she's insecure of her shitskin eyes
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They should have cut out the part with the alien vag ship and just had her get in the car, hear the radio, and then drive off towards Huston.

But honestly it was an exciting movie. There was more tension in the safety of the bunker than there was against an alien, so I don't know why they bothered with it.
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>>72051574
It should have ended when she saw the alien ship in the distance after the bunker exploded
Just totally fucked.
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Very enjoyable till the aliens.
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do you guys like BrainDead?
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MEW will get cheated of an oscar nomination because john fatman memed the fuck out of his role and it's not a good enough movie to get two.

she was so good in this.
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>>72049844

She was bare foot a good portion of it
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really solid until aliens
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>>72050017
>>72051574
>>72051643
>>72051704
these are all very true
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jumped off my chair when they killed Jim Harper, can't remember the last time a scene had such an effect on me
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8 or 9/10
Top 3 movie of the year. Big drop in quality once she made it outside.
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>>72049844
It was good until the last 10 minutes when it went full retard.
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>>72049844

False advertisement. Where the hell was the giant monster? Why call it Cloverfield if it has nothing to do with the first one?
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>>72051693
>MEW will get cheated
to bee fair, she probably cheats on her husband on the reg
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>>72051730

Same. Really did not expect that to happen.
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I still dont know if Goodman was crazy or not. He seem to care. Maybe something else happened to the previous girl.
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The cast wasn't diverse enough for my taste.
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>>72051914

Fuck off
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>>72050385
This
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>>72050365
This

The end sucked but the movie is effectively over when she leaves the bunker anyway
Great character-focused movie
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>>72051914
how would you feel, /tv/, if you found out that your "pure" mom had been BLACKED in her younger years?
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>>72051914
what?
we even had an interplanetary love scene, it was really diverse
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Did she do the right thing by escaping? There was good and safety in that bunker and she blew it up.
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>>72051979
I'd feel aroused and I would pray she have pictures of it in her iCloud still
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>>72052012
why does /tv/ bully MEW so much?
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>>72052012
It was better just to kill Howard than try to escape, imo
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>>72052056
shame on you
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>>72052115
Someone tell her husband that a gratuitous piss filter does not make nude photos art
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Would've been better if it ended with the alien ship picking her up and her reporting back to her superiors about how humans function under extreme pressure.
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>>72052191
She seems like wife material. Even her nudes were tasteful.
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>>72052115
And by "deleting" she meant permanently storing in a 3rd party cloud service?
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>>72052115
I wish the pics were better. Couldn't even see her asshole in those.
And wtf was up with that piss filter?
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>>72049844
Goodmankino
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>>72051730
I thought he was just going to be burned a little or something
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>you'll never meet an 18 year old MEW on a cruise ship and fall in love

Some people get all the fucking luck
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>>72051058
Why do women feel insecure for no good reasons?
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>>72052341
someone post the story as to how they met
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>>72052409
Please no
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Loved it. I was fine with the alien idea I just wish it didn't turn into a big, modern hollywood cgi shitfest of an action scene. Should've ended right when she said "c'mon." Still, I think it's really fucking solid.
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>>72049844
It's fucking awesome.

Plebs won't appreciate it's ironic tone towards the end Even though Michelle literally goes OH COME ON when shit gets whacky and constant genre shifts.

Great movie. And MEW is cute af.
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>>72050017
Felt the same.
Still haven't seen Cloverfield, but I enjoyed this one until aliens.
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>>72052371
It's great. Helps us men control chicks if you know what you're doing.
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>>72052855
>it's ironic so it's good
The irony was painfully obvious and not at all subtle in any way.

>these are the people I share a board with
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>>72052371
>no good reasons?
It is a good reason though. Shitskin animal eyes are hideous in terms of aesthetics and anti-social in terms of their ability to express emotions. They're soulless and gross.
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>>72049844
10 Cloverfield LAME
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>>72049844
>ywn recycle her urine as your main source of water after the alien invasion
;_;
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what's wrong with this movie?
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>>72052931
>The irony was painfully obvious and not at all subtle in any way.
Depends on perspective I guess.
I'm too fed up with movies so these shifts just bought me. First thriller, then detective, then comedy and action. Such a great contrast. First time in a long time I was able to watch a movie in one sit.
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>>72053022
106minute runtime and at NO POINT does she strangle someone with her thighs
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>>72049844
MEW was in top form but the movie was just okay.
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>>72051601
This is closer to the original ending, which would have elevated it a bit iin my opinion.
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>>72052933
people are getting more and more retarded here every day
I mean, "shitskin eye"? wtf
>inb4 it's bait
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>>72053239
You've clearly never been to /pol/.
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>>72053322
that's correct, but I don't even have to go there for stupid shit as I see

btw, movie was okay, not a fan of the last 10-15 minutes but I still liked it
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>>72053089
>MEW was in top form
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>>72049844

not bad; a bit claustrophobic, but sustained tension

6.5
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great foot game from MEW
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>>72052371

Overbearing societal demands.

>>72052933

I wonder, if you post your personal pic, if you wouldn't look like an obese arab terrorist.
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I like it. I even like the alien stuff, just because it reminds me of Half-Life 2's seven hour war.
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I loved this MEWvie tobh
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>>72053812
>Overbearing sociatal demands
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>>72054000
*societal
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does anybody have webm of her saying "Oh, come on"?

1110
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I wish she'd go back to wearing colored contacts. Her eyes are very unfortunate.
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>>72053817
Huh. My friend said the same thing...could it be?
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>>72054125
pls stop bullying her

you know she's insecure about her eyes
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so what if she makes it to safety?

is she just gonna go "yeah, I took down one of those ayylien zeppelin ships"
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>>72049844
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ey-oqKUW2Q
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>>72054159
But seriously is that you Christian?
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>>72051788
Cheating implies the husband doesnt know about it
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>10/10 qt
>high self-consciousness
>gets social anxiety
>only went places with her mother/grandmother
>they take her on a random cruise trip
>she becomes infatuated at 18 with a literal 5/10 neckbeard who isn't taller than her JUST BY SEEING HIM
>stalks him until he finally talks to her
>marries and gives her virginity to him
>goes on to make millions of dollars through her own work that she then uses to pay for his easy lifestyle and take him around the world on holidays
>her husband literally gets every good thing in life handed to him by fate
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIRIT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIRIT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIRIT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIRIT'S NOT FAIRIT'S NOT FAIR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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People that hate the alien ending are plebs and cant see why that was intentionally done

RLM dicksuckers will keep posting how it was bad tho
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>>72052341

Just end me.
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Post pictures of Mew from the movie.
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>>72049844
I liked the concept

It was so boring though. Poorly delivered. The thrill of is he/isn't he telling the truth was the best part.
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>>72053659
what a slutty neck
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>>72054970
>It was so boring though.
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>>72054736
Life is hell, anon. Dude was just at the right place at the right time.
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>>72054981
stick to discussing the topic pls
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>>72054904
wasn't she 21 years old in this movie?
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>>72055083
Now I know where I've seen her before. She's that chick from BSG that was with that fat Cylon.
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>>72054736
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>She's from the same State that I lived in

Jesus why does this make me so angry. I don't even get this autistic about other actresses.
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>>72054159
Hmm... J.J. Abrams produced this, and has talked about a Half-Life film that's supposedly still in development. The aliens could also easily be Combine, considering even their ships are biomechanical.
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>>72055083
I just spent five minute trying to type out a post that didn't mention her slutty neck but every few words 'slutty neck' would just pop up without me telling myself to type it.
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>>72052898
Aliens didn't even remotely resemble the alien from Cloverfield. It was literally just JJ buying into the movie towards the end and attaching the title on as a cash grab.
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>>72054125
You don't like your women to have black, soulless eyes?
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>>72049844

tension built over the first half dissipated as soon as that dude died. any shred left was quickly removed as soon as she destroyed an alien ship with a bottle of bourbon.

whack
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>>72055324
reevaluate your lfie
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John Goodman was the best part
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>>72055437
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>>72055465
no he isn't
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>>72055480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe_wjLFc4A
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>>72049844

So fucking boring, I couldn't sit through it at 8 times normal speed.
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>>72049844
Really meh to me
I don't have anything against it. I just couldn't feel any suspense and didn't really like any of the characters
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>>72055045
>nightmarevisiongoggles.jpg
what gets me is how he's chosen by a girl like that and isn't even a Chad

I'm certain that cases such as theirs are created by a cruel and powerful being for the purpose of increasing the magnitude of our suffering. A reminder just in case you ever tried to forget and find some peace
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I don't get it

why was she bear-foot the whole time?
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>>72055822
was this a ramona reference?
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>>72055822
>>72055873
oh shit, MEW cinematic universe
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why isn't MEW part of the Mommy Cinematic Universe?
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Imagine being pressed beneath them.
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>>72056288
1080p version of this pls
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>>72056288
>>72056328
time stamp pls

Imma make a high res version
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>>72056288
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>>72056375
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>>72051838

Did you miss the part where he executed a guy in cold blood?
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Her feet look so powerful.
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is MEW masculine of feminine?
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It was a fantastic movie until the molotov.

Here's how it should have ended: https://files.catbox.moe/i5nwfc.webm
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>>72056485
I want MEW to teart ASR in a very masculine manner if you know what i mean by this
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I was waiting for the part where John Goodman rapes the bitch.

Just like Purge, there was no raping. 3/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTDLaPihwmM

>she will never ever tell you a joke while cuddling with you in your bed

why live
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>>72057701
fuck you

its time for alcoholism
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>>72052933

Wrong.

Brown eyes are god-tier.

Like most women, she is just a pleb, who cannot appreciate good aesthetics.
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>>72058277
No.
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>>72051058

I always got this vibe from her that she was a stuck up tumblr/feminist cunt. Looks like i'm right.

I dated a girl that looked like her, and also had the same le privileged white girl social anxiety faggot personality
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>>72058347

> says the albino nigger with weak recessive genes
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>>72049844
was pretty interesting until she got out etc
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>>72056485
>YWN be spitroasted by MEW and ASR
;___;
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It felt like an origins story for something bigger desu. Very weird movie. Like I wouldn't be surprised if this was like an origins story about a Metroid Prime movie or someshit.
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>>72057701
That joke was horrible
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>>72058277
I think her eyes are cute. CUTE!
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>>72058768
it was hilarious
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>>72058777

Same 2bh famillio.

Green eyes are alright. Brown are best.

Blue eyes are dogshit. Only reserved for degenerates and nigger lovers.
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What's this movie even supposed to be?
Cloverfield is alien invasion but it's just Mew with a retarded leg????
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>>72058681
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>>72058698
That's because of the stupid "open but hopeful" ending they tacked on to keep normies from getting sad at a nuteral/down ending. It would've been better if they ended it right after she escaped.
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this is how my ideal woman looks like
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>>72058861
I like all eye colors. For me what makes it is the eye shape, and how the colors contrast. Dark skinned people don't look good with any eye color.
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>>72058957
christmas is so comfy
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>>72054736

this is good news, it means theres qts out there who dont just go for chad and numale dorks have a chance
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>>72058898
I'd ignore any relating this movie to Cloverfeild at all. It's only vaugley connected to the point where you can call it all coincidence.
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>>72049844
Would've been very cool as an experimental stage play. As a movie..... ehh.

Whatever. I love John good man anyway.
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>>72051058
>I’ve always been self conscious of my hips and thighs and as a teenager I was really embarrassed by my shape
This only gets me harder.
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>>72054736
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>>72059221
This faggot is the definition of a nu-male.
It's not fucking fair!
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>>72059221
>5/10
He doesn't look that bad. Pretty handsome, actually.

a thousand times better than any of /tv/'s lardasses
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lads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ5M01t2eeo
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>>72059295
FUCK YOU, MY MOM SAYS IM HANDSOME
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>>72059013
CLOVERFIELD MONSTER FELL FROM SPACE THE FOOTAGE FROM CONEY ISLAND IS THE MONSTER IT'S TOO BIG AND FAR TOO GREAT A TERMINAL VELOCITY TO BE LIGHT WEIGHT ALUMINIUM PANELS FROM A SATELLITE

THE MONSTER WAS PART OF THE FIRST WAVE OF THE INVASION. DIRECTOR INTENDED THIS OR HE WOULDN'T HAVE INCLUDED THE CONEY ISLAND BIT AT ALL. ALIENS WERE ALWAYS CANON.
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>>72059318
oy vey, her neck is extra slutty in this
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>>72059295
he is handsome. don't listen to /tv/ retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSNpOPXN0JU
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>>72059353
Whatever. The movies still hardly connect.
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>>72059295
fuck you bitch I look better than he does, and when he was younger he looked only half as decent as he does there. MEW was always so far out of his league

>>72059376
he's only gotten slightly better with age + numale beard hipster shit
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>>72059420
[sopiler]he has her and you don't. That makes him a million times more alpha than you'll ever be.[/spoiler]
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>>72059353
>the director intended it even though he had a viral marketing campaign explaining it was a satellite and the monster came from the deep sea

ok Jew Jew
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>>72055937

the ending of which is Sky High where she gets de-aged and it starts all over again
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>>72058768

butturt DCuck detected
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>>72059641
>"You can stay in my bunker, but only if you expose your clavicle 24/7"
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>>72059528
except he didn't do anything to get her, SHE JUST WALKED UP TO HIM ON A BOAT. why do you think it makes us so mad, the guy is a /mu/ beta who got lucky and rubs it in our faces

>>72059560
the marketers do their own thing. they couldn't exactly make a semi-plausible website about aliens falling from the sky. much easier to make it about satellites
what the director made before the marketers got involved takes precedent and it canon. Aliens were always canon for Cloverfield series
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>>72059560
ctrl+s, you nigger.
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>>72059745
Meant to quote >>72059528
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>>72059295
That's one of the rare photos in which he doesn't look hideous.
Notice the puffy cheeks, lack of chin and long ass neck here.
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>>72059714
[Spoiler]he's done more to her than you'll ever do[/spoiler]
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guys, watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqx662wK3A

from 2:30 onwards
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>>72059842
Jesus fuck why doesn't Clover have a ctr+s style button
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>>72059793
you're trying way too hard. you posted this exact pic a million times before. can you be even more pathetic?
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was pretty fun

It was funny though that a girl who "cuts and runs when things get hard" is uber-capable in any stressful situation
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>thread started about a very good movie
>conversation almost immeditaly degerates to people gushing over the lead actress and getting mad at her husband

Why the fuck do I keep coming here

You guys a re like Japanese girls when their favorite boy band member gets a girlfriend
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>>72059899
that
fuccn
NECK
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>>72059899
>20 hot girls in flip-flops in his house

that guy is a genius
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>>72059957
I can post a bunch.
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>>72059899

I'm so jealous of Quentin, I wish some of the most hot and famous women in the world were making fun of my foot fetish in public
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>>72059985
uhhhhhhh r u bullying us rn?

dont bully people
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>>72059985
MEW should shave her head in shame tbch
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>>72060052
yup, you have a couple of pics and you post them every time. what a miserable life

and yes, he is handsome
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>>72059985
he doesn't fucking deserve her, how can you not understand?

it's a crime against all of us
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>>72059376
>swn look at you like that
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>>72059899
>gets MEW to star in his film
>no feet close ups
I will forever hate him for not taking that chance
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>>72060093
>>72060097
I need a new board
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shit I just realised I'm on the wrong /tv/

Ive been posting here and in other threads for the last 5 hours thinking I was on HotwheelsChan /tv/. there's not even a difference
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>>72060096
Fuck off Riley
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>>72060189
>infinitychan

Weren't you surprised each post wasn't several hours apart?
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>>72060265
not really I just assumed it was prime time in USA... also I havent slept for about a day
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>>72060096
>this is a 10/10 on /tv/
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>>72051730
Same here. Also, I didn't really mind the aliens at the end, it's still one of my favorite movies of this year desu.
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pretty boring. the alien shit came and i was just like "what the fuck why" and then along came the shitty ending scene. turbo turd ending. i was like "this movie sucks im gonna go back to watching mayday"
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>>72052663
Yeah, I felt the same desu
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>>72054122
Her thighs. Jesus Christ her thighs.
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>>72058528
>>72058277
>unironically thinking shit eyes in any way better than literally any other color
It's like how people 'appreciate' modern 'art' because of how fucking ugly it is.
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>>72060394
anon pls go sleep, sleep is vital to ur health ;_;
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>>72051979
My mum certainly isn't pure, and I know for a fact she's has been "BLACKED" before and after my father left her.
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>>72061325
ok I'll go now gnight
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>>72061439
good night! sweet dreams!
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>>72051979
No woman is pure.
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>>72061577
I am.
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>>72061621
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>>72056482
dat ass too
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>>72057406
Nice. Thanks, anon
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how would you describe these eyes, /tv/?

is it possible to compliment brownies?
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>>72058277
Now that I think about it, blonde + blue/green eyes really are shit tier.
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>>72062124
>posting the same low tier bait on /tv/ and /hr/

are you really that lonely and desperate?
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>MEW will never use the pacifier on you and raise you as her son
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>>72062192
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>>72051058
wtf, she looks a lot like a friend of mine
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How can a woman be this perfect
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>>72062276
Small tits and huge ass is literally the best combo.
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Great film with a great ending, red letter memers need not apply
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>>72062356
>poop eyes
>perfect
lmao
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>>72062386
don't reply to him
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>>72062432
good film with a meme ending for dummies
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>>72062254
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>>72062386
Agreed
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>>72062454
why don't you want him to reply to me, huh?

you fucking bully
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>>72060156
yeah i thought the same... i bet he shoot some MEW feet scenes and kept it for himself
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>>72062483
The alien wasn't even the real ending, just a representation of adversity.

The genius of the ending is in her deciding to make that left turn, perfect character arc that COULD NOT have worked as well without establisment of a challenge to be afraid of.

Plebs get their panties in a bunch because they can't handle suprise or tonal shifts.
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>>72061621
you know the rules buttercup
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What did she mean by this
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I thought it was very good. There was a sense of tension and danger throughout the entire movie, even when there was apparently nothing going on. The action scene at the end was somewhat out of place but overall the movie was great.
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>>72062769
she tried to catch a Pokemon
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>>72062707
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>>72051838
That's what I was wondering.

>>72052079
Howard was a bit crazy but he never tried to hurt them until he thought that the guy had a weapon.

>>72056441
Yeah because he thought he was a threat.


Maybe I'm biased but I'm not convinced that he was a crazy killer.
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The ending was a bit shit desu. Enjoyed it overall.
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>>72062769
leave thighkino to me
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>>72062899
He kidnapped and murdered a child. He was insane.
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>>72062900
Pleb
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>>72062991
You're actually right. I'm a pleb when it comes to movies.
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>>72062779
Pretty much what I thought about it too, the tension was really well built and sustained throughout the whole movie and that really made the movie for me. Didn't even mind the ending.
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why is everyone so upset mew married a normie-tier looking dude? would you really feel better if she married brad pitt or some shit?

doesnt this prove that not all girls are gold diggers/whores/whatever and that theres a chance even for you idiots? if anything you should be happy this happened
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>>72062945
That's what the evidence implied but we don't know if that's what happened. Unless I missed something, I kinda have a fever. But maybe she really did run away ans he gave her shelter and then, who knows what happened.
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>>72063227
they're extremely jealous, lad
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>>72063300
so foreveralone neckbeards think its better to live in a world where they have no hope instead of one where beautiful qts choose to fall in love with normies....

strange
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>>72055342
And the Cloverfield monster wasn't even an alien. Just a pre-historic big animal.
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>>72063227
He's not normie looking, he looks like a hipster nu-male retard.
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>>72063227
/tv/ is just jealous

dude is living the dream tbbbh
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>>72063227
>>72063413
I see what you mean and actually agree with you. Still, that's like 1 in 13265468465213213546321458 women. So there's hope yes, but barely desu
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>>72062620
No one will argue this point, they'll just spout the groupthink meme
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>>72052115

>implying she doesn't like the idea that people find her so hot they'd work to get her pics and then spend hours and hours fapping to her image

Women are so transparent.
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>>72057406
And then they can add what happens afterwards at the end of the credits.
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