Ok, how about Ricky Gervais remakes Ghostbusters in Lundon?
Thoughts?
>>72044502
'oo yu gunna call g'uvna? 'e slimed me 'e did. I'm so mad I'mmma gonna pop ya in ya kisser I swear on me mum
Garlic bread
>ricky gervais
>2016
>>72044502
Gervais, Merchant, Pilkington and a token spade. I'd watch the everloving fuck out of it.
well, ricky is far too enlightened to be afraid of ghosts
>>72044502
I like the idea of the ghostbusters as a bunch of working class plumber types in Birmingham or some shit, however, Ricky should never make a film ever again.
>>72044502
Why does he laugh at his own jokes?
>Run down Peckham to fight ghost
>gets jumped by a bunch of black and muslim kids
>proton packs get stolen
would be an accurate portrayal of London
>Richard Ayoade
>David Mitchell
>Johnny Vegas
>Steve Coogan
>The ghost of Oliver Cromwell tries to take over the country
>lots of historical British characters appear as ghosts like Nelson or Wellington
Fucking amazing.
>>72044502
>claims to be educated in the natural arts
>doesn't believe in ghosts despite numerous reliable sightings
No thank you
>Ricky, Steve, Karl and Warwick Davis
>Ricky never believes in ghosts no matter how many they see
>Karl believes every single ghost story no matter how ridiculous
>Warwick is annoyed that he always has to deploy the trap because he's too small to carry a proton pack
>Steve gets cucked by the ghost of Martin Wells
As long as the shadow that pushes people off of their bikes is in it.
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>>72044594
Involve guy ritchie, statham, gervais and I'm all in.
>>72044798
hes right you know
>>72044502
>Yeah, so get this.
>Uh huh.
>We start a smoll enterprise.
>Go on.
>We go 'round to people's homes, and we say... we're cleaning up ghosts.
>Wot, like old Halloween decorations?
>Nah, I mean like- people who think they're being haunted. You know. By spirits and such.
>That's a ridiculous idear.
>Haven't you seen those ghost hunter shows? There are /hundreds/, if not /thousands/, of idiots, who legitimately think they're being haunted, by-- by the post-living.
>And how do you propose we convince people that we're legitimate ghost exterminators? There's no Ministry of the Paranormal. No legitimate licensing programmes.
>That's why it's brilliant, see? You hafta be a bit slow in the head in the first place to /really/ believe you're being haunted, so- so we can just make up whatever -- and those brain-dead morons will just eat it up! (high pitched giggle)
>And what do we call our ghost cleaning business? Ghost.. cleaners?
>I dahnno. Ghostbusters. Ghostbashers.
>Ghostbashers? Sounds a bit violent, if you ask me. And a tad homophobic. 'Bashing' is no longer an acceptable activity in this day and age.
>Homophobic? No! It's-- well-- you can't just /politely/ ask ghosts to leave. We're evicting the post-dead. We'd have to make it a real production. Lights and noises and fog machines. We'd be Ghost Evictors.
>Ghost Evictors. Now that's a terrible name. Too many syllables.
>We'll workshop it.
>>72044652
>interested in science
>skeptical of pseudoscience
yeah man, fuck this guy
Alien...
Gives man a beard.
>>72044911
Stop talking shit.
>>72044931
How about no ghostbusters anything ever again
>nerd ghostbuster - Richard Ayoade
>cool quipster ghostbuster - Sue Perkins
>naive fat ghostbuster - Miranda Hart
>working class ghostbuster - Idris Elba
>secretary - Gina Yashere
>mean mayor - Hugh Grant
>villain - Toby Jones
bad guy is a ukipper who is trying to raise the dead to cleanse the country of immigrants. His plan backfires when he realises britain is a nation of immigrants and always have been, black people in elizabethan dress and pakistani knights of the round table cause him to kill himself. In ghost form he is a giant monstrous winston churchill who rampages through the streets of london, stopped only by the ghostbusters.
>>72044585
Fucking same. Just imagine them running down South London where Karl turns to Ricky and says "You never see a black ghost"
>>72044984
>Written and produced by Steven Moffat.
>>72044824
good post
>>72044820
Yeah, but we're a christian image board now.
>>72045091
Shit. Does that mean I have to get circumcised?
