>when the world tries to tell you Hook is not just a bad Spielberg movie, but a bad movie in general
Have the critics ever been THIS wrong?
>>72043977
Yes. The BFG. Saw it tonight based on Armond's positive review and it was one of the best movies I saw this year.
>>72044012
Oh shit, really?
>>72044012
>>72044026
Oh God, he gave THAT a positive review? That movie was the worst movie I'd seen come from Spielberg in a long while. Boring giant walking around his house with stupid fart jokes. That breakfast scene was so out of place.
>>72044026
Yeah, it's not perfect, but it's a really beautiful and magical experience that faggot kids of today can't appreciate, thus it's basically bombing at the box office.
>>72043977
John Carpenters The Thing
>>72044055
I'll agree it was a little out of place, I enjoyed it regardless. The table made of grandfather clocks, that big plate of eggs and toast, it was all so visually comfy.
You're a crook, Captain Hook
>>72044079
I love this movie, but I hate that it's become a /tv/ meme. The contrarian in me wants to shit all over the film, but I can't, because I've liked it since before I ever even came to /tv/. I just want you guys to know that I hate you.
It is not a terrible movie by any means, but the people calling it great nowadays are speaking out of nostalgia.
>>72044160
> people calling it great nowadays are speaking out of nostalgia
You sound like a grown up. All grown ups are pirates!...we kill pirates.
>>72044079
>>72044137
You watch The Thing.
>It ain't Fukes starts playin
>>72044137
I feel the exact same way. Another movie like that I feel the same about is Predator 2.
>>72044202
>"Well, you hang in there old timer."
ROO
>>72044230
>"Cheating bitch."
FEE
>>72044191
Well, I do have an illegaly downloaded copy of the movie, does that make me a pirate?
>>72043977
Hoffman and Hoskins were the only good things about this movie.
>>72044202
>>72044079
>>72044137
>>72044230
>>72044241
Can we have a The Thing thread?
I don't think I've ever met a person who disliked Hook.
OH
>>72044305
Yeah...........sure.
>>72043977
TELL ME ABOUT PAN
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SKIRT?
>Hook is great
>it really is! critics are WRONG
>lets quote dialogue instead of explaining why!
Every Hook thread
DON'T TRY TO STOP ME THIS TIME SMEE
>boo box
Pop quiz, hotshots: recast Hook for 2016.
>>72044430
Smee: genderswapped Melissa McCarthy
>>72044396
It's a great story of rediscovering your childhood innocence. Has some really fun scenes. Some great music. And really classic performances throughout. What more do you want us to say?
>>72044430
Idris Elba
>>72044440
Maimen: Lesley Jones
>>72044479
EVERY ROLE.
Glenn Close as Hook.
>>72044430
Steve Carell - Pan
Tim Roth - Hook
Tinkerbell- Anna Kendrick
Smee - Neil Maskell
Tootles - Jim Broadbent
>>72044609
>>72044329
Likewise. Even on repeated viewings with a cynical grown-ups eyes it still holds up.
>>72043977
Was it really critically panned or did it just not do well at the box office?
>>72044635
He athked!
>>72044609
I meant ALL FEMALE remake, shitlord
>>72044479
>Hook is a Somali pirate captain played by Idris Elba
I'd watch this
>>72044642
it was panned
film critics just weren't hooked
>>72044680
Replacing the neverland pirates with somalians sounds like such a Max Landis pitch
>>72044690
CARLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hook is a classic. Easily the best family film ever. It was the blueprint for all modern adaptations. It would fit right at home between Maleficent and Jurassic World
>>72044690
But it got Close!
JUMPING JACKS ARE GOOD FOR YOU
NOW YOUR FACE IS TURNING BLUE
>>72044847
REACH ON DOWN AND TOUCH YOUR TOES!
HOW LONG SINCE YOU LOOKED AT THOSE?
>>72043977
It's the one film I watched as a kid that made me go: "That's the career I want".
Unfortunately, there is only one captain Hook.
>>72043977
>No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it.
>Don't make a move, Smee. Not a step.
>My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.
>This is it.
>Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee.
>Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee. Try to stop me.
>Smee, you better get off your ass. Get over here!
>Stop me!
>This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide!
