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would eat
http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632/r
How am i supposed to eat that you fucking donkey
IT'S
>>72043911
>le greek with an italian sounding restaurant face
>>72043911
>most people dislike it
Must be patrician
PAN
>this is Marco Pierre White's son
JUST
U
S
T
>>72043911
THAT'S THE THIN CRUST?
FUCK OFF GORDON IT'S A 'GO 'ZA
>>72044020
>it congeals in the middle forming some bizarre soup
>>72043849
>>72044020
Why do you keep posting the inedible pizza anon?
less cheese, thinner dough and cooked a little longer and that pizza would probably be delicious
it looks alright you picky fucks
>>72044117
>it would probably be better if you did everything differently
>>72044131
except those changes require no effort and skill
>>72044124
Anon didnt watch the episode...
>>72043911
I'd like to see Gordon actually make food, do they have a show like this?
>>72044173
gordon home cooking is brilliant
>>72044124
Seems you like to eat RAW dough
>>72044173
his YouTube channel
>we're going to make some quick and delicious seafood salad with everyday ingredients
>*opens drawer full of fresh lobsters*
>>72044117
Still be icrediably greasey, needs better ingredients and sauce
SWINGING DONKEY DICKS
>>72044173
He has a YouTube cooking channel which he's relatively active on: https://www.youtube.com/user/gordonramsay/videos
This thread made me really hungry for sausage pizza but it's 6 AM, fuck
>>72043950
What the fuck happened? I thought Marco retired so he could spend time with his sons, why did this one turn out to be a druggie loser?
>>72044319
this usually happens when the grandfather was a strict militaristic prick who grew up in the Depression with nothing. Then the Gen X dad overcompensates and this happens
>>72043911
>tfw no qt3.14 waitress gf
i dont care what the trolls say. i am going to have sex with that pizza
![fafG1gO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LcSMuMW.jpg "fafG1gO[1].jpg")
>>72044507
poor girl must have back pain 24/7
>>72044523
Not when she's on her back
>>72044245
I love Ramsay's YT channel, it's super comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpTodVRR73E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t6m0k_Ki9g
>>72044204
PAN, HOT
>>72044204
..is the lobster draw not common in your country?
>>72044523
Properly fitting bras prevent that. Besides she's not even THAT big.
>>72044507
Who is this demon of semen?
>>72044204
What third world shithole do you live in? Aldi sells lobsters for gods sake.
>>72044738
they might do if you want to go for the food poisoning special
>>72044681https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en
>>72044613
LAMB... IN
BEAUUUTIFUL
NICE AND SIMPLE
>>72044787R U S T I C
>>72044758
don't ever waste my time with non-nudes again
>>72044507
Damn, that looks delicious.
Oh and the girl is alright too, I guess.
>>72044319
I don't think Marco is that retired, he's always on TV in Australia for Masterchef.
>>72044998
>Always on TV
>Literally on for one week of shows (about a weekend of shooting)
Good job.
IT'S
>>72045029
I didn't know you needed 52 weeks of fresh brand new content to always be on television
>>72045051
I wanna drop some acid and watch a whole abattoir sequence
>>72043911
holy shit what a faggot
>eating pizza with a fork and knife
someone kill this guy
>>72044507
>those tits
>hasn't had a child yet
>not sagged yet due to age either
It suddenly makes sense why bazonga monsters opt to have breast reduction.
LOOK HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN
OLIVE OIL
IN
>>72045119
That's how you're supposed to properly eat a rich pizza. If you can fold a slice and nothing slides off it, it's supposedly a poor man's pizza.
>>72045162
LOOOOK!
>gobsmacked
is this the most brit thing you can say?
any bane edits of this meme yet?
>>72045187
sounds like a load of pretentious bullshit to me
>>72045222
>>72045162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y
LOOOOOOOOOOOK
>And of course, the bass is fucking RAW!
DROP THE BEAT
>when that guido tired to serve Gordon's family a subpar risotto
>>72044809
heh... heh heh... hahaha... Hahahah!!!
BWWAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE GIRL AT FIRST!!!! BUT YOU WERE TALKIN GABOUT THE BUTTFUCKING PIZZA THE WHOLE TIME
>>72045264
SHE
STOOOOOPID
O
O
O
O
P
I
D
>>72045264
that Whoopi Goldberg is such a dope
>>72045240
That's because you're...
a fucking pleb
>>72044809
Ah! The ol' Reddit switcharoo.
Well done, you magnificent bastard.
>>72045628
you seem to know quite a bit about the reddit posting style
>>72043911
Filename is retarded Gordon is always right and that is no exception
>>72045656
Learned it all from watching you post, m'good sir
Don't understand this meme.
>>72045736
well since you can't really do that on an anonymous board then the only assumption is you're a regular on reddit
in which case I must ask you to stop replying to me, I have standards
>>72044738
Kaufland>Biedronka=Lidl>>>>>Żabka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>Aldi
>>72045783
I feel like Kaufland is 3x as expensive as Lidl
>>72045782
>not having 4chanX
LMAO this redditor
>>72044758
She is fucking magnificent.
>>72044738
when i was a broke student i would wear a baggy coat to my local kinography emporium and steal 2 or 3 live lobsters from their aquarium
>>72045122
>Marissa
>>72045887
it's ok DaQuan at least you got a job now right? Right?
>>72045568
le pleb maymay
kys pretentious bong
>>72044577
He is truly based
>>72044188
>can't make eggs and toast without fucking them up
>can't eat a Girl Scout cookie without spitting it out
>"brilliant"
>>72046198
>le kys maymay
>le bong maymay
Hey look I can pretend I'm above memes while spouting them too
You stupid fucking cunt
>>72046268
Girl Scout cookies are the same factory produced trash you find in the supermarket but 50% more expensive
for me it's knorr beef stock cubes I tell you my friends it is the best I tell you wa la
>>72046318
go play in traffic and do society a favor
>>72045883
A shame about the glass eye though
>>72046347
Too disgusting for His Majesty's palate amirite?
>>72046505
no I'll gladly have them if nothing else is around I just don't stand at attention with a single tear rolling down my cheek when I eat them
>>72046347
Some kids approached me last month. They were selling "home made cookies" to raise funds. Said cookies were generic supermarket cookies taken out of their boxes.
>>72045945
Why is she so fuckable I want to cuddle with her
>>72046539
She's perfect thicc and she seems like a really nice girl.
>>72046591
I love her voice
>>72046539
She's no Sonia from Sebastian's
>>72046537
I hope you molested those sheeny little kikes.
its ok i guess, had worse
>>72046429
Not really. Who cares? desu I can't even tell.
>>72045187
then how come Gordon made a big deal of holding a slice up and watching the cheese fall off with a disgusted look on his face?
Food snobs are literally the most disgusting bastards on this planet.
Not everything you put in your mouth has to be some elaborate artpiece, sometimes you just want some messy, greasy goodness, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>>72045082
Did anybody say that? The point is a weekends worth of filming shouldn't constitute as "always" being on TV.
>>72046905
>sometimes you just want some messy, greasy goodness, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
There is if you're billing your pizza as the "best in the city"
Would you eat at Pantaleone's?
>>72046905
both MPW and Ramsay have said the best food is simple home cooking. In fact White says the quality of the food is the 3rd most important thing in a restaurant
>>72046950
Is she on the menu?
>>72044507
I'd eat all five
>>72046923
simple honest food is much better than snobby rich people food.
>>72046905
you realize Michelin inspectors don't go to every greasy BBQ joint in the deep south and give it a shit review, right? Nobody is shitting on your fried pork
>>72046989
Not when I'm paying premium price for it
>>72046876
Because even with knife and fork, the toppings are supposed to stick.
If it drips off that easily it's too greasy.
>>72046989
true that's why you buy your own groceries and make it.
this show always features restaurants that are in the tank because the owners are snobby assholes with overpried menus making mediocre shit food...
>>72043911
Take a page from Ulilililia and degrease that sucker
nice 'za
>>72047107
>mfw dominos pizza is better then this monstrosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8EtoWMGAtg
>I ain't no bitch
What does he mean by this?
>>72043849
>dat moment when a frozen pizza beats pantaleone's
![New-Picture-22[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ughho6p.jpg "New-Picture-22[1].jpg")
>That episode where he teaches some lads how to cook a perfect steak
>One guy burns the shit out of the steak
>"And you said you cooked this steak for your girlfriend last week?"
>"yea"
>"And shes still with you eh?"
>"yeah"
>"Is she still chewing as well?"
Fucking kek Gordan with top tier banter.
Fucking disgusting.
I make better pizza at HOME
That is worse than what beachside kiosks serve.
>>72047262
snobby europoor detected
>>72046965
papa bless
>>72047309
nothing snobby about eating actual food
>>72047309
Yeah,I'm a European.
And you are fuckhead who likes heaps of undercooked chese under a sea of grease.
>>72047184
This is my favorite bit from the whole series; dude just cannot stop escalating it instead of just answering a question, I love it.
>>72044523
probably
>>72047509
definitely
i've had a friend get breast reduction surgery around 18-19 because it was that bad already
>>72043849
Can someone explain this?
>>72047653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>>72045119
He's dissecting it to get a look at it you fucking retard.
>>72047184
>Yeah show some respect
>Shutcha fucking mouth
>>72045119
>americans think you eat pizza with your hands
kek, go to napoli when you've got the time to see how they eat their pizza
>>72047523
let's hope Emily keeps hers big
>>72047837
I'd rather not have to toss my shits out the window and drive on cobblestone roads but thanks
>>72047184
based jersey string bean
>>72047933
>making up shit
wew, nice try ladm8 :^)
>>72047837
fuck off juan this is an american site
>>72047985
>Juan
Again, nice try m8 :^)
>>72048016
epic,
simply epic
>>72048036
thanks :^)
>/tv/ defends that pizza
>>72047208
it was the butcher episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIX3JSqu64E
but yeah, great banter. i think the chemistry between him and jonathan ross is top-tier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9efIOZpZ48I
that pizza is like 5 days worth of food
>gets a Soup/Chowder
>"It's just a gooey mess, no flavour at all."
>gets a Steak with sides
>"The meat is undercooked, raw. The mashed potatoes were definitely frozen and not fresh."
>gets a Pizza
>"Greasy, too much cheese, the dough is raw, disgusting."
>gets a Pasta dish
>"The sauce tastes watery, bland, just awful."
>>72048362
problem?
>>72044020
>Carcass announces their new album
>>72048362
>He goes to failing restaurants that are losing money hand over fist
>The food is bad
Who would have guessed.
>>72048690
>business failing
>father won't listen to his son
JUST
>>72048690
What blows my mind is how frequently he finds restaurants claiming their food is fresh daily, and then he inquires and finds out it's everything from frozen to straight up store-bought. Then the owner wonders why it tastes frozen and why customers would prefer fresh.
>>72048362
IT'S
>>72048329
>t. hungry skeleton
I could probably eat three of those in one sitting.
>>72048894
>t. amerifat
>>72048628
kek
>>72049041
Nick Cage is such a great actor.
>>72048894
Fucking americans, not even human anymore oink oink you pig
5 slices are a days worth of food desu
>>72049064
>oink oink you pig
>>72048628
Really makes you think
>>72043911
It looks like shit but i would eat it
>>72048362
Has he ever gone to restaurant and said the certain stuff was good? I've seen him compliment a dessert once but apart from that I genuinely think every single place he's been he's just said 'it's shit' regardless
>>72049165
There's an episode frome the UK version where he likes the food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuYLjxmaNBE
>>72049165
I think there was a soul food place he liked
>>72048894
>>72048923
>>72049064
>It's a samefagging third worlder posts this same shit thread and these same shit posts every fucking day in an effort to make Americans look bad because some American fucked the girl he had a crush on and he's eternally assruptured and so retarded he doesn't realize it just makes him look bad
y u mad tho?
>>72049238
>le samefagging excuse when you're being BTFO'd
kek :^)
>>72047184
Thanks for the new reaction image anon.
>>72048873
FUCKING
>>72047184
>white boi says he ain't no bitch
>thinks he's gangsta
>>72047184
God damn. Can't believe I've never seen this, ty anon
>>72049613
must be some new jersey wigga
>>72046905
I'll assume you're not trolling.
You are what the term "Philistine" is used for.
>>72049679
makes vanilla ice look like malcolm X
>>72048722
>Business is failing
>Owner won't listen to their chef
>Business is failing
>Owner is only listening to their chef
We got both somehow.
>>72049715
>>72047184
>watch your step
>Tfw he refers to your raviolis or dumplings as looking like a 'dirty diapah'
>>72045628
logged in to post this
>my face when marco pierre is fucking way too serious
I can understand food being a serious business but there's an apex, man
>>72047523
>my back isn't strong enough
>my back hurts
>I want expensive surgery instead of hitting the gym
VIBRANT
RUSTIC
>>72049522
That face he makes really is great, utter confusion and disbelief
>what the fuck is this idiot saying?
>>72050971
SIMPLE
ELEGANT
FULL OF FLAVOR
>>72045883
>>72044507
>>72044758
>>72045883
>>72046824
oh fugg
I'll pay this chick 5k to take my virginity
HOT PAN
OLIVE OIL
INTO THE OVEN
DONE
>>72050971
>>72051626
>>72052325
>mfw hearing every single one of these in his voice
YOU'VE GOT TO ---- WOOORK THE INGREDIENTS
>>72044507
THAT PIZZA LOOKS GARBAGE, BET ALL THE INGREDIENTS CAME FROM WALMART
That pizza looked delicious. Especially with the grease dripping off of it.
>>72044803
LMBO
>>72049180
>negroes actually good at something for once
>fuck it up by behaving like loud idiots
Why
>tfw work at little caesars and can make my own custom pizzas
feels good
>>72043849
it looks like a cake
PAN NICE AND HOT
>>72043911
I always watch Kitchen Nightmares for the qt waitresses.
