What are your favorite commercials to laugh at?
HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oye4rhUa2Fk
https://youtu.be/WYS5NtRXlZQ
This should literally be every commercial.
There's no way that's real. Even the Jews would think that's overdoing it. Christ, burgerfats. What do you let your abos get away with?
>>72032576
>>72032614
You literally will almost never run into a indian in the US outside of reservations/casinos, them being unregulated with this is pretty much the only true benefit they have along with the casinos
>>72032536
>89.68% APR
And they say we raped them
>>72032536
>84 monthly payments of $743.99
>For a 10k loan
Holy shit.
>>72032536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJuiXt-BbTc
She's qt for an injun.
>>72032609
>tfw you know this song by heart
>>72032972
>>72032830
>>72032609
that is pure commercialkino
>>72032803
she's not an injun
>>72032972
At my place is was obligatory for everyone to rush into the room as soon as that song came on and sing along.
Special mention to:
https://youtu.be/tloVHJtrJ_k
Whoever was writing commercial jingles in the 00's deserved a grammy.
This classic
>>72033180
ONLY QUINTS CAN STOP HIM
>>72033074
Man the cellphone one is pure kino
>>72033180
>you will never be the tax master
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT, ITS FREE FUCKING MONEY! WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT MY BOOK AND BECOME A BILLIONAIRE YET? THE GOVERNMENT IS GIVING OUT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND IF YOU DON'T GO GET SOME NOW I AM GOING TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOTHER WHILE I STAB YOUR FATHER IN THE NECK WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE YOU LITTLE FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEQEPUJP8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxHtEYVmhV8
That old one about tardive dyskinesia. I want to kiss the genius that decided it was a good idea to play that at three in the morning when mostly stoned people are watching TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvT3JIkX98Q
>tfw they'll never make that movie they've talking about for years
>>72032725
Seriously, holy fuck. Outside of a REALLY good business opportunity that you need immediate cash for, why would anyone go for this????
>>72032830
GOTTA GETTA GRIP
>>72033954
Usually only dumb niggersof any racewould fall for this sort of shit.
This on infuriates me. I can't belive I pay a licence just to be exposed to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM
>>72033782
What We Do In The Shadows was great, and Brit did the soundtrack for The Muppet Movie a few years ago and it's actually pretty good. None of this is Flight of the Conchords but at least those guys are still producing stuff.
>>72033954
you know how I know you've never been a drug addict
>10000 loan
>end up paying back 62000
Indian jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdE_-0KE8UI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brtgVu6DwRE
Who /buffalo/ here?
>>72034111
You're better off being in debt to some shady drug dealer honestly.
>>72032588
That's not funny. They're right.
>>72034096
>Bret is an academy award winner
>Jermaine occasionally gets small roles in animated TV shows and movies
Poor Jermaine, he was my favorite
>>72033954
>why would anyone go for this????
No one ever went bust through underestimating the intelligence of the average american.
>>72034059
Shame, she's a qt.
>>72032614
Native peoples are pretty cool here. Know a lot of shit about the actual geography and the legends of America. They just need to stop harping on about an old conquest and put down the firewater.
>>72034189
>the butthurt on /pol/ when romney lost
![Jodie Foster (9)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WCUX3ti.jpg "Jodie Foster (9)[1].jpg")
>>72032725
$62,000$ in exchange for $10,000$.... those damn indians.
>>72034318
I guess thats where the term "Indian giver" comes from.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY
AT FARMERS ONLY DOT COM!
ITS MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE
>>72034418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj_DS4YXB1I
https://youtu.be/xz1cee_94L4
This is a gem for some place in Oklahoma I found when I was looking through a "local commercials" youtube playlist. The greatest commercialkino
>>72034342
>live in downtown Los Angeles
>these commercials keep coming on
Seriously, how many goddamn farmers can be around here to justify showing these on the local affiliate? I mean up north I can understand, but just...why?
https://youtu.be/MKCYDrur_WI
Remember to just say no.
>>72034649
It's equal parts baffling and equal parts hilarious.
I live in a rather rural town (Ridgecrest, if you've heard of it), and we get 'em all the time. There hasn't been a proper farm here in 30 years, but I guess the conservative redneck population is high enough to justify the airing.
>>72034169
I'm a bit south of you in /bing/
These used to play all the fucking time here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSrS8OgE9aQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Yry4J3W6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhgvfmUXlRM
>>72034318
Are we doing the whole 70s it's not CP it's art thing?
>>72034781
If it was good enough for Malle who are we to talk?
>>72034006
kek
>>72032609
this still airs nonstop during the jerry springer/whatever judge it is before judge judy now daytime tv hour and it always will because it is literally a flawless commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htbo1yW6qeU
>>72034872
I haven't seen Black Moon. Is it as good as Pretty Babyor Atlantic City but that isn't really relevant?
>>72032614
This (and casinos) is literally all the Injuns have left. We shoved them off into the desert and shot them when they got pissy about it.
>>72032830
What's even going on with the guy? He just leans back and opens his mouth
>>72035070
he slipped.
>>72034478
>>72034734
are these serious or is this just more ridiculous American style 'comedy' where pretending to be serious about being lame is somehow considered as a comedic talent now..
>>72034318
Better than beads I guess
This "classic". That fucking jingle stuck with you for days.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPM6j1Q4sg
>>72035001
Personally I like it more, but that's mostly because its such a weird and fascinating movie. More trippy and dreamlike, and driven almost entirely by visual narrative.
Its a great midnight movie kind of thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs6hkILYwYU
I actually went there and got paid 500 dollars, the guy even seemed like he was on cocaine then.
>>72032536
an aussie classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeW9PpBpy78
>>72035176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOP7620yg2o
This one is a little more polished than the last one.
>>72035120
the Binghamton ones are just being goofy to be goofy. That BBQ place seems absolutely serious though
>>72032536
84 monthly payments of 743.99 = 62,495.16
Fuck yea sign me up.
>>72032536
What if you borrowed a shitload of money then gave it to somebody else and committed suicide?
>>72035241
I'm willing to try it out if you are.
>>72035162
Sounds good. I'll try to watch it this weekend
>>72035241
Make sure you don't have any assets that you want friends or family to inherit.
>>72034169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK2qo25lPZs
>>72032725
>stupid people don't read the fine print
>stupid people are often desperate for money because they waste it on frivolous things or work shit minimum wage jobs
>stupid people take out payday loans with ridiculous interest because no bank or legit loan agency will touch them with a ten foot pole
>repeat the process
A lot of the time people just declare bankruptcy because they have no intention of paying off the loan or buying a house or doing anything with their pathetic lives.
It's really sad.
>>72035324
https://youtu.be/4sZuN0xXWLc
>FUCK YOUR WIFE!
Texasbros will get this, I'm sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro
>>72035911
Where did this come from?
>>72035296
>the injuns will take my piss jugs for collateral.
Where's Jackson when we need him?
>>72035959
Jim Adler was briefly a client for an SEO firm I worked out (I was a developer). He came to our office and I swear his hair had to have been dyed black with shoe polish. It just looked unnatural. And he was hopped up on something. Had like the caffeine shakes or something. That was a strange day.
>>72036870
*worked at
I'm sleepy.
>>72032536
how is this legal?
>>72036964
The Rez is sovereign territory.
>>72032609
Shes also strangely hot
BERRIES! BERRIES AND WHAT ELSE??
>>72032609
Who is this erection enchantress?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dUk8x2XkA
The best.
>>72032609
I never got any sort of television hookup once I moved out my parents place.
Is this thing STILL playing?
>>72033180
>>72033192
FUCK YOU TAXMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GX9-TajQQw
>>72035155
ATE SEVEN SEVEN CASH
NOOOW
O
O
O
W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vm18VvLYG0
You see we GOT THE POWER TO TURN BACK TIME
>>72035324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LdqUCwlJn0
YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
>>72037374
FUCK (((YOU))) AND YOUR KEKOLDRY ADS
>>72034478
That's actually a good commercial. Put me In a good mood and now I want some barbq.
In Houston we have this jerkoff whose whole schtick is paying you in $2 bills
http://youtu.be/n_s-kxbDxAw
>>72035959
The ones where he appeals to the Mexicans are great too
>YO SOY JIM ADDLER, EL MARTILLO TEJANO
Even better than $2 bill metal guy
>>72034318
I'd shoot a Obama for her
>>72037683
Stupid shtick aside, this is a functionally terrible ad.
"HERE'S MY EXPERIENCE IN SCRAP METALING LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERS"
"HERE'S MY TWO KIDS LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERS"
>>72034478
The song is passable slow jamming rnb desu senpai.
>>72035911
What was his fucking problem?
HEAD ON , HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD , HEAD ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
OP here. Just wanted to say thanks for making this a good thread. It's a nice change of pace from the steep descent into insanity this board has been experiencing the past few months.
Y'all are the best.
>>72038696
The cancer seems to be contained in Ghostbusters threads at the moment
>>72033074
I got a blowjob in high school because I learned to play the second song while doing that gay slap beat guitar shit.
>>72034318
delete this
>>72034478
pure bbkino
tighten up the graphics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWvfMLl4ho
>You now remember the freecreditreport band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzkBhfbwRkg
>>72039702
Medieval one is the best
>>72035959
>his son has joined him on the ads even though he sucks worse than his dad
>>72032536
>89% APR
Holy shit I'd rather go to the mob and get my fingers broken after my late payment
>>72039702
>implying i ever forgot
>>72032609
The guys who put this together need to be in charge of all commercials ever.
>>72037119
>>72036964
It's actually not and they got in trouble for this.
>>72034418
Dude went ham on that cunt. Top kek
>>72032830
>anti DIO grip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw9KyNmcUe8
any western PA fags here?
>>72032536
>APR is 89% on a loan of $10,000
>84 payments of $744
>Wind up paying these native american fucks $62,496 on a $10,000 loan
Fuck scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96XdnN6bNE
>This is not a 12 step program. This works
>I should know, I was an addict for 10 years
>Now im not
every fucking time its on. this guy gets me rollin. and the look on his dumb face. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0hx6asvEh0&ab_channel=MajorEpicFailTime
What do you think they were trying to sell?
>>72040880
"Call them. You're safe. You're safe. Call them. You're safe."
>>72032614
they're only screwing over their own people
>>72033180
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=alhf1-PN2Ng
>>72033074
>Whoever was writing commercial jingles in the 00's deserved a grammy.
Best jingle in the history of jingles, however, goes to the JG Wentworth opera one.
>>72035324
My friend's stepmom said Bob Rorhman came into her hospital one night with a gerbil stuck inside his asshole and had to get it surgically removed.
I choose to believe this story was true after seeing him in his commercials.
>>72033074
Fun Fact: The guy in the free credit report commercials isn't actually doing the vocals. Instead its dubbed over by someone else.
>>72035289
>european
I knew it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofeThQBp6mA
>A Lansing woman told me in 2013 that she was sorry she fell for one of these Western Sky loans shortly after seeing a TV ad for online lender. She wanted the loans to pay off two other payday loans but discovered that she would owe $11,412.12 over four years in interest alone after receiving $2,525 in credit.
She certainly looks like the type of person who would take out a payday loan to pay off other payday loans.
You know, I don't support predatory lending tactics at all, but if you're this fucking dumb that you would take out a 2500 dollar loan from a tv ad without reading any of the fine print, and then complain when you're paying out the asshole for it, maybe you should just be left to stew in your own shit so you'll learn your lesson. Like a kid who touches a hot lightbulb.
>>72042454
http://www.freep.com/story/money/personal-finance/susan-tompor/2015/05/14/western-sky-claim-michigan-attorney-general/27318219/
AT EASTERN MOTORS (MOTORS)
YOUR JOB'S YOUR CREDIT (CREDIT)
>>72042454
>>72042454
I thought that was our guy from the thumbnail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
>>72034254
Hmm really makes u think...
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. EVERY YEAR, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUDSLIMES MUDSLIDE INTO OUR NATION BY THE TRUCKLOAD, AND I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. AFTER ENTERING THE DOCKS OF AN INTERNATIONAL SEASIDE CARGO HOLD, I IMMEDIATELY OPENED UP THE FIRST CONTAINER I COULD SEE, AND LOOKED IN AMAZEMENT WHEN FIFTY BROWN SKINNED BABY BIRTHERS WERE TIGHTLY FORCED TOGETHER, WEARING BLACKER HOODS THAT HID THEIR FACES LIKE TELEVISION BROADCASTS OF BLACKS SHOT IN THE HOOD. I IMMEDIATELY WHIPPED OUT MY FIFTY INCH MAN MAULER AND YELLED AT THE TOP OF HUMAN CAPACITY, "LOOK OUT GIRLS, ZIMMER MAN THE ZIMMERMAN IS HERE TO GIVE YOUR ISLAM SKIN A PEARLY FINISH", AND IMMEDIATELY SHOVED MY BITCH BREAKER DOWN ONE OF THE REFUGEE'S THROATS. SHE GAGGED AS THE REST BEGGED FOR MERCY IN THEIR SAND LANGUAGE, AND I, LIKE HERO PROTAGONIST OF ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES THAT MATTER, ANAKIN SKYWALKER, HATE SAND. AS I RAISED MY GROIN, THE BITCH WAS SO ATTACHED DUE TO MY MEATHOOK BEING STUFFED DOWN HER INSIDES, THAT I THREW HER AROUND AND KNOCKED OUT SEVERAL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE HARAM HAREM. THE BITCHES WOULD LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF BEING BOMBED AS MY MEMBER THROBBED, AND AS I LIFTED THE BITCH ON MY DICK WITH MY PURE AMERICAN STRENGTH, MY RED BLOODED AMERICAN SEED GUSHED OUT HER ASSHOLE, AND COVERED THE ENTIRE CARGO LOAD. CLOSING THE DOORS BEHIND ME, I FILLED IT SO FULL UNTIL THEY ALL DROWNED IN MY PATRIOTISM, AND I WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOUR CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>72032536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkXLTODZ0pE
>>72035959
I shit you not, my mom worked as an assistant AG in the same building as him, she worked child support. Apparently he was never in the office and most cases were deferred to a person on the lower rungs. He only took over cases after companies were about to settle, as to not "tarnish his record." I'M JIM ADDLER THE TEXAS HAMMER! I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU! GET YOU THE MONEY YOU DESERVE! SOY HABLO ESPAÑOL!
>>72037683
FUCKING SCRAP METAL GUY! Supposedly his daughter was a ho. Anyone remember Matress Mac?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkZPhJ-mKXE
MAGIC
BULLET
NIGGERS
>>72032536
>no injun cutie to give smallpox to
why even live?
These classic ads from the San Francisco bay area. Compare these to what you see today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unl-upMEl5I
>>72032536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk
>>72034734
shut up pete
>>72034418
0-100
I fucking love this commercial
You can not convince me that this isn't the guy from Clerks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aAhM7zLX1w
>>72032536
>dumbasses take out loans with 90% APR
>liberals tell me it's not the poor's fault they are poor and that I need to check my privilege
>mrw
>>72032609
ComKino
>>72040771
What's with her hair?
Some local attorney that made a commercial about his dogs and rambles on about how they're doing.
Then he says "For your dogs".
>>72034318
>prime jodie foster
>>72044853
Thats how literally every legal firm works.
>>72035324
Just in case
https://youtu.be/p3ZdFugW1wQ
>We won't show you a boring commercial
>It's literally the most boring auto commercial ever
This literally comes on fucking cable here.
Comfiest Latin commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Cj9DAwElE
This song plays on loop in the elevators of my own personal hell.
>>72038696
>past few months
wow
Good job, Warner Brothers.
I remember a time before numales were a thing and a man could be proud to be a man.
This commercial reminds me of the good old days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZWCdW_WaqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2soNIkzS0m4
this is always a good one
>>72045754
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPS9Op5dhCw
Sorry guys
>>72032536
This is the only commercial I laugh at. When they say "the problem solver" I just fucking lose it every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaMfUiTq-E
The classic
>>72032576
They actually did have another pretty generic commercial that was a lot like most others: ie, they told you what the product is/does, all the health benefits it has, and all the good shit that's in it.
Then they got told they can't air it because virtually all the health facts in it were made up, since Head-On is basically a stick made up basically 90% of wax that you just rub on your forehead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI
>>72037683
Houston has the worst local commercials
>>72034238
Jemaine had a major role in MiB3
>>72039702
Fun fact, the singer is not actually singing. He had a thick french Canadian accent so the PR guy sang the song and dubbed it
RIP you were taken too soon
>Its mah knees
>>72033180
>tax man was on full scale memeing 5 years ago
wew how time flys
>>72033180
That beard would always fuck with my tv's sharpening algorithm.
>>72034993
Holy fuck this runs on a national television here.
What is wrong with these people
They even sell buttplug to help hemorrhoid problems.
>>72033074
pure kino i liked the storyline
>>72035324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzr07sOX3Vo
>>72035324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PciQQ6jGSFM
such an unfortunate name
>>72032998
>sticks nose in his crack
>wafts it into his face
he clearly has a fart fetish
>>72034169
kek dad jokes central
>>72033598
I dunno what offer they were talking about this commercial was being aired way into the 2000s
>>72034458
>she spilled my coffee...
>>72034342
I live in the rural south and these commercials need to be changed to be more accurate.
>guys are have beer guts and permanently stained clothing
>women are fat and just sit on the ass acting as baby factories
that would be more accurate
>>72035911
finally someone posted Big Bill Hell's cars you fucking casuals
>>72033180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oj-iQNXKQ
>>72045714
Some of those ads even talk to you like a you're a human being its weird. A lot less anthropomorphic animals and objects too.
>I don't trust that diamond guy, but I do trust the man with the cats
>fucking Sinutab
>I want that Dodge Daytona
I'M PHIL SWIFT HERE FOR FLEX SEAL
>>72033074
>that cell phone one
Never saw that one when it was in circulation. Fucking fire.
>>72037385
You didn't even cherry pick some of his worst. He makes these commercials like a vlog. If he isn't in one of them I hope he had a heart attack.
All from the same insurance company, but they've always been one of the best commercials on tv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQA3X-qNgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAe4VEN6lBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01hZ6-Iv00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREQLFFw_Po
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqNJ1dnGdYY
>>72034478
Here's one from where I used to live.
https://youtu.be/juwJoGlOoHk
commercial capekino, a true classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI
and the inevitable shitty forced sjw remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1QUmeEZQc
>>72032536
>Let's get some generic white lady, sprinkle native American jewelry on her and do her hair with a stereotype.
iirc in the commercial she even says "yes, it's expensive"
>>72032677
I have never seen a non-drunk Indian
>>72032614
The red man is learning from the best
>>72057193
No way in hell I'd go through that fucking channel to find a bad one, fat fucker makes too many.What part of South West Florida?
>>72050064
That picture warms my heart, fuck that is the cutest thing ive seen in years
>>72033180
Too bad it was a confirmed scam and SNL even jumped on the bandwagon.
>>72033074
I still get the Renaissance fair one stuck in my head from time to time. It's like the herpes of memes, it might go away for a long time, but it will always flair up again in your brain.
>>72057542
I see his commercials in the Tampa area. I don't have cable but an antenna, his commercials are like a plague.
>>72034661
This commercial is stupid. Clearly you shouldn't smoke and drive, the same way you shouldn't drink and drive. But you can drink at home, why shouldn't you be able to smoke at home?
>>72057971
Sounds like someone isn't a YUUUUGE guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNhB0R-bIQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrpGlYXx7lw
>>72040937
Youtube was a mistake
>>72033954
>Outside of a REALLY good business opportunity
You don't do this regardless. You find a better way to raise the capital. Pro tip: don't go into business
>>72054201
Fuck, that long?
FUCK
>>72033540
Forgot about riddler. What exactly was his """product""" again?
>>72057984
>why shouldn't you be able to smoke at home?
https://youtu.be/bFLFihL6JNk
Because you're still supporting terrorism.
>>72058220
A huge index of government grant and loan programs.
>>72032536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4
>see this come on tv
>absolutely confused about what kind of service it is
>look it up
>turns out it's a jewish organization that uses funds to indoctrinate kids into judaism
>mfw
>>72034458
>>72034418
WEW LAD
This are really violent for a psa.
>>72034993
wouldn't putting suction on your eardrum be a really bad idea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESJINXeBjhc
>>72041747
don't worry, Canada has its share of bad commercials too
