*throws file on desk*
>show called suits
>features men in suits
>>72029414
working on lawsuits
talking to each other in snappy dialogue filled with lots of innuendos
>>72029450
law...SUITS?
>>72029450
It's made for women why are you watching it?
>its a harvey says "bullshit" episode
>its a louis fucks everything up and gets jealous of harvey episode
>its a rachel is a useless chick who just cries all episode
*changes channel*
>>72029505
Women wouldn't be interested in this show. It's the definition of a dudebro's vision of what being a high-powered lawyer must be like. They literally do no preparation for cases. They just sit around making snappy comebacks at each other and referencing Game of Thrones.
>we're done
>you're god damn right
>that's not my problem
>it's a louis keeps using autistic one liners that barely make sense with context episode
>harvey saying "damn it" and "bullshit"
>jessica saying "what the hell is this" and "i don't give a damn"
>someone receiving a file and saying "does this mean what i think it does"
>a character from the past comes back to screw them just when it looks like they've won
>it's a they have literally never lost a case episode
>it's a donna is random and so fahnny episode
>it's a mike and rachel get into a fight about stupid bullshit once every 5 minutes that nearly ends their relationship AGAIN episode
>it's a jessica gives someone *that look* and walks out of the room episode
>>72029738
>its a conversation ends with louis having a open mouth perplexed look on his face as the other person leaves the room behind him as a tune plays out to commercial scene
Do Mike and Harvey still reference movies at each other?
>>72029817
>it's a he keeps opening it and closing it and twitching like a retarded fish as the person he was talking to walks out of the room episode
>>72029898
mike is an investment banker in season 4 which is what I'm up to
>they found dirt on us
>the only thing that will get us out of this is if we find better dirt ON THEM
GODDAMN IT MIKE
isn't this the show where all the dead GoT actors go to?
Mike you son of a bitch
>Harvey, I didn't do it!
>Bullshit Louis! This is the last time I trusted you. You and me, we're through.
>Harvey please. I just wanted to be your friend.
>You should've thought about that before betraying me. On top of that you pull this shit while the firm is under attack...
Literally every season.
It's still a quality show desu senpai
>It's a Mike decides to play video games competitively and gets 4th.
Mike and Harvey should have fucked by now
>>72029817
>>72029899
If you dont watch your mouth then you just might get...
LITT UP!
>*drops folder on desk*
>what the hell is this?
>it's what's gonna win us this case
>harvey glances at one page for about 3 seconds
>use it
>i already did
god fucking damn it
Mike is objectively the most unlikable television protagonist ever
>its a jessica looks smug literally every second she is on screen episode
>>72031326
He's the entire reason why I dropped this shit.
>>72031347
>jessica gets fucked over once again
>"you goddamn son of a bitch"
>"we had a goddamn deal"
they literally cant stop using the same dialogue
Who would you rather pork?
- Scotty
- Jessica
- Rachel
- Donna
>>72031711
rachel
>>72031711
Rachel probably.
I like mulatto girls a lot.
>>72031711
Not even close
>>72031711
Scotty > Jessica > Rachel > Donna
>>72031237
this
Post Donna
Why did she leave the show?
>>72029349
>browse suits thread making me aware of reused dialogue
>watch newest episode
>harvey arguing with donna
>says what did you just say to me?
>laugh my ass off
another show ruined by /tv/ kek
daily reminder Mike is a cuck
>>72029898
No, Mike references movies at his fellow prisoners and prison guards while Harvey now references them at Jessica
>>72032463
the whole using movie/tv show quotes in dialogue is so fucking cringy
no one talks like that in real life holyshit.
WHEN
YOU'RE
ALAWYER
>It's a Louis is upset because Jessica favors Harvey and considers him a truer partner episode
>>72032916
>It's a Louis hungers for Harvey's approval like a starved dog episode
>>72032625
>no one talks like that in real life holyshit.
My fiancee does.
dont think a single viewer of this shit is not a white male, early to mid 20s.
>>72029553
Girls love this show, are you dumb?
>>72030245
Varys and caitlyn
>>72029489
God I feel dumb for never seeing this.
>it's a Louis betrays the firm in some way then realizes his mistake, gets some character development, and redeems himself episode
>each season forgets they followed this exact plotline the previous year and continues to shit on Louis' character
He's such a compelling character when they're not making him into a 3 episode heel.
>its a harvey blatantly insults the clients and they are impressed by his boldness episode
Really looking forward to seeing how quickly they get Mike out of jail this season and how he deals with serious prison drama in a federal prison.
>>72033208
No, I can't imagine they make up a significant number of the total viewership.
>>72033446
im pretty sure he's bipolar or something
one minute he's the nicest person you will ever meet the next he's a twisted fucking psychopath
>>72034092
im pretty sure a lot of women watch for le hot guys in suits! and of course muh strong women
then again im a hypocrite because the only reason i'm still watching the show is for rachels ass
One of my favorite comfy shows. I don't usually like black woman but damn Jessica. She can get LITT up. But donna I wanna marry.
>tfw no rachel gf
>>72034411
And I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Sure there are "hot guys" in the show, but there are "hot guys" in almost every television show. The writing doesn't cater to females at all.
>>72034411
Don't you mean Sheila 'sAss?
DAMN IT LOUIS
I HAVE A SWORN AFFIDAVIT
>>72034650
As someone who has both lived with and continues to work with a number of girls in their 20s, a not insignificant portion of them love Suits.
>>72034699
i mean ALL ass. rachels tight ass holds very dear to my heart, but literally all asses in the show are godtier
the dresses they wear in this show compliments their curves and asses so well..
goddamn i need to become a lawyer now and fast.
also surprises me we don't get more suits threads with all the ass and waifu material.
>He's trying to strongarm me!
>We cannot lose this case! Think of the firm
>I put everything I had on the line for this form
>He's threatening us with a non-compete
>Have it done yesterday
>Donna where are those files
>Donna's doing her thing again xP
>MUD BATH le high culture
>I'm a goddamn fraud!!!
>It's a Rachel looks hot episode
>It's a Harvey looks like he'd be like Don Draper but he's just an arrogant wimp episode
>It's a random legalese equivalent to Dr. House solving an obscure medical problem episode
>>72035048
>he's just an arrogant wimp episode
that's Don draper
>>72035048
>it's a we solved the case in less than two days without actually doing any work episode
oh wait that's every episode
>>72035048
>>It's a random legalese equivalent to Dr. House solving an obscure medical problem episode
that's false though. Most legal issues are not legal. the best way to kill them is to stop the feud between the two parties. this is what this show teaches. the legals rules are just created to make the dispute more formal, but the resolution is doable outside of court.
>it's a harvey just sits in office and lays all his work on mike episode
>Its a harvey wears his jacket while sitting at his desk episode
>>72034301
kek
>it's a nobody ever explains what everyone who works at the firm does except for literally 5 characters episode
>When someone puts a gun to your head
>it's a 5 people cause a whole bunch of shit and problems for a regular employee trying to get his shit together and pay his mortgage and kids education and shit episode
>it's a mike becomes an investment banker season
>It's a Harvey says, "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT" episode
>>72029738
man i hate what they fucking did to the characters in this show
>Louis turned from villain to frenemy to villain. expected him to become the overarching rival in the series
>gets turned into a fucking clown
>harvey is a ruthless dont give a fuck attitude dude who is good with the ladies and knows everyone in hollywood
>MUH GIRL PROBLEMS BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>mike is a gifted genius thanks to his vision
>only touched on for a few seconds in other seasons past s1
>donna is cool, cute and feisty
>becomes lelsorandum
>>72032625
this desu famalia
WE'RE DONE
YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
>>72029349
This is the worst show on TV right now
>>72035476
Formulaic? Yes, but it's still watchable.
>>72035353
Worst season senpai
>>72035476
Supernatural is still airing anon :^)
>>72035048
>It's a Rachel looks hot episode
you mean every episode?
>>72029349
>Show about lawyers
>Barely discusses any laws
Into the trash it goes.
>>72035773
youre gotdamb right son
>>72035773
hhhnngg
>>72031289
hahahaha
>>72035773
>it's a mixed goddess thread
niiicccce
My gf wants me to watch this show with her. I saw an episode or two a couple of years ago and it seemed pretty light and, date I say it, comfy.
What am I in for?
>>72036708
just don't go past the second season and you'll be fine
>>72036708
look it's not the best show around, but the acting is good and it has a nice aesthetic and all the actresses are hot as fuck, it's definitely comfy.
it's my guilty pleasure but i really like it. you should watch the first 3 episodes to know if you're gonna like it.
also
>gf
REEEEEEEEE
>>72035773
she's so hot
but is her dad black in real life?
>>72029349
This show suffered from the Dr.House problem, which is make a few good characters and in later seasons they parodies of themselves. Every episode must start with a problem, a pointless side story, the moment where everything seems lost, doing something at random makes the protagonist find the answer and to close the episode the side story also ends. And repeat this for a few seasons until you need to make a huge twist to later return to the status quo.
>>72035048
Gabriel Macht would have been a better Don Draper than Ham
Mad Men would be less of a chore to watch if at least one of the characters was fun to watch
>>72037284
Nah. Ham was perfect for the role of Don
>>72036708
Harvey strutting around being a total babe until they pussywhip somewhere around season 3
>>72037310
To be fair, Ham is really good at chain smoking and looking confused while talking very slowly, so I guess you're right.
>>72037329
They already did that when he quoted the speech from Clueless to Donna. I couldn't stop cringing hearing a man say those words.
>its a nobody actually sees the inside of a courtroom season
>>72035773
her mom is black in real life but her dad is white
>>72037816
>Colonised
>She's legit perfect
did anybody else see that plot twist at the end of the new episode coming besides me?
>It's a Mike is STILL fucking up despite already being in prison episode.
>>72039030
It's literally a prison cliche, Mike falling for that bullshit was unbearable.
>>72038953
dude im just a shitposter who spends most of the time on 4chan
i would give up my morals in a second if given the chance to marry her. and i would do it with a smile on my face
>>72029738
So fucking accurate
>>72031711
Scotty Jessica Donna Rachel
That order
>it's a 2 minute deposition in the same office with the same camera since season 1 episode
>>72039030
Wait, its out already?
>>72039030
I knew something bad was going to happen because it more or less went too smoothly and met the nicest dude in prison ever.
>>72032412
Suits is COMPLETELY self aware of its reused lines though, it's odd you didn't notice by now.
>>72039276
>Prison flled with con men
>Let's share everything with this guy despite cell mates commonly being used to gain testimony.
Mike is 100% retarded.
>>72039350
>cell mates commonly being used to gain testimony.
nice fantasy
>it's a washing hands in the bathroom conversation episode
>harvey, mike get in here!
>this case could make or break this lawfirm
>but mike, we are at war here
>ok
>hey rachael
>hey mike
>i like u
>ok we are gonna date
>ok cool
>mike, have you figured out the case yet?
>no harvey
>mike we are at war like the sith and jedi in star trek
>im onto your tricks mike i know there's something to do with you based upon nothing
>ok louis
>have you solved the case harvey?
>no jessica
>damnit harvey! we are at war and we will either float or we will lose the game!
>ok
>mike we may not win this war
>wait a minute, i am remembering a case loophole that i read on a napkin in a denny's in 2005
>mike that's genius
>hey rachael
>hey mike
>i cant date u
>ok
WE HAD A DEAL
>>72039886
>it's a knocking on harvey/jessica/louis/mike's apartment door and subsequently having a conversation about the case with them while they try to make it look lived in even though it's obvious it was rented for $25,000 a day and the production staff don't want them to touch anything episode
>its a harvey wont allow himself to be vulnerable in front of mike, jessica or donna despite them being the only close people in his life episode
>>72039977
lel. the flat of harvey is very nice
>>72040021
>its a betas want you to be weak episode
>>72039842
kek
>>72029529
This tbqh.
