would you?
Not really she is fugly
For someone her size her tits are kind of underwhelming.
Not even if I lowered myself to your standards
No
She is disgusting inside and out
>>72021213
At this point,I would anything that vaguely resembles a human being.
Fo shiz
>>72021213
disgusting pig
>>72021213
hahahahah there's no way in fuck she has a thigh gap
No, but only because I dislike her as a person.
I would anything that is willing to show me minimal affection.
>>72021256
>>72021256
>>72021290
>>72021300
>>72021306
>>72021213
(you)
fucking faggits
i sware if u wuldnt hit this yer ether gey or dont no how 2 evan use ur own penis lol
>>72021290
Fat chicks with no tits are Earth's most pitiful creatures.
I would honestly fuck almost anything with a warm hole and no diseases
>>72021213
With a torpedo
i wouldn't touch her with yours, lad
>>72021358
well uh... yeah.
six pints
>>72021213
Anyone says no is lying.
>>72021358
Thought that was a bubble of snot.
Still gross, even after I realised my mistake.
>>72021358
>septum piercing
>in love with herself
>exhibitionist
Nope
Would you?
I've been with a chunky girl before, but much better looking. I guess that is opinion tho
>>72021358
I would but I'm not totally convinced she's not mentally retarded and I'm not sure of the legality of that kind of stuff
>>72021358
WOULD YOU FUCK OFF
JESUS CHRIST
EVERY SINGLE THREAD
EVERY SINGLE THREAD YOU POST THAT STUPID VACUOUS WHORE
I WOULDN'T MIND, BUT SHE LOOKS FUCKING GORMLESS EVERY TIME SHE MAKES A SEXY FACE
FUCK OFF MISSALICEPOSTER
>>72021445
She's a coalburner, so you know there's some mental illness there
>>72021414
No because that's a guy
>>72021213
Nah, she'd probably end up regretting it and accuse me of rape on Twitter.
>>72021501
i'd fuck creed tbhfsm
>>72021501
uh
>>72021501
Rolling for Amy Adams
>>72021501
rollan
>>72021565
Ebin, just what i wanted
>>72021467
>getting triggered by someone that is trying to trigger people
>>72021501
8 get
>>72021374
> warm hole
> warm
Ooh, look at his Majesty over there, the hole has to be warm enough for him to fuck it.
>>72021618
Congrats
>>72021618
>>72021618
Fucking druid
>>72021501
damn...
>>72021501
7 GET
>>72021601
that's pretty awesome of her to be honest, pham
>>72021667
Enjoy!
>>72021501
roll
>>72021501
up all night to get lucky
>>72021213
God, no.
>>72021213
>would you?
Threadly reminder
>>72021667
Yay. Anne Perkins you beautiful tropical fish
Are there any attractive members of the UK office cast?
>>72021632
kekkkk
>>72021501
rollerino
>>72021601
dumb bitch wont take the gifts her beta orbiters send her for free???????????????????
ELIZA DIDNT SEND MY GIFTS BACKS THAT FUCKING PIGLET
>>72021213
I would if she was actually a nice person with a wifely personality but then only with the lights off and under the bed sheets for sole purpose of babymaking.
>>72021760
>Are there any attractive members of the UK office cast?
Not really..Rachel (series 2) was ok
>>72021501
Creed pls
>>72021213
Seriously no. The face is busted and the body isn't the good type of chubby.
>>72021601
It was nice of her to write that to you.
>>72021213
yes, but I have low standards and drink alot
>>72021290
I don't think she's even that fat, not like Lena Dunham is fat. She just has naturally wide shoulders and hips. She looks like the kind of person who looks fat even though she starves herself so her tits are never 100% saturated with tit juice.
>>72021501 >>72021543 >>72021565 >>72021569 >>72021591 >>72021618 >>72021656 >>72021667 >>72021690 >>72021741
Well, that's it I guess. /tv/ is officially the new /b/, it was fun while it lasted. I think the ghostbusters meme was the final shitposting straw. RIP /tv/ 2012-2016
Yeah I would. I'm very desperate at this point.
>>72021601
>former obsessive tippers.
I gave no pity for these fucking animals. It's one thing to get pussy whipped by actual pussy, but how do you get so life-bent outta shape that you compulsively trade your money for some sense of validation... and then STILL get turned down.
She should have bled him dry.
>>72021501
JUST
>>72021213
As someone who's usually into "curvy" "high-test" women, she's really hard to get into despite not being that fat. Her body shape is just wierdly unattractive.
>>72021213
With a crowbar.
>>72021501
2222222
Sometimes I have an urge to absolutely destroy her puss
Is it only me?
>>72021897
What tipped you off? Is it that the board has been totally unusable for discussing film or television for 6 months?
>>72021897
Get a load of this guy
>>72021759
Lost my shit at "girls"
>>72021501
First for creed.
>>72021213
I wouldn't fuck her with the Torch of Gondor.
>>72021501
Reroll
she shouldn't cosplay as black canary. she's way too fat.
>>72021897
You do realise you're posting in a "would you?" thread?
>>72021601
feminists like to claim porn is rape but she's the one acting like therapist
>>72021501
Please give me a 1 or 2.
>>72021501
Poo in loo get
>>72021501
i better not get a 6
>>72021501
lets seee
>>72022196
pwned
>>72021358
No, I find her to be incredibly bland and nothing special, not to mention she's really annoying and likely mentally retarded
>>72021213
No
Everything about this is setup to improve he lack thereof. Photoshop aside. Look at the hair. If it had no volume you would instantly see how fat her head is
Look at the corset. It's not a trad one but corset all the same to flatten out fla. Attempts to accentuate tits.
Seriously everything about this is fake and without any of these things it's instantly gross. Or gross already because you're not as stupid as most people
>>72021501
I don't know man my girl has both but she's great at it.
Probably helps that she suffers most of the time and gags a lot and that's a big plus for me.
>>72022409
whats her name? where can i spend my shekelz on it?
>>72021213
She's annoying as fuck and has an ugly face.
Rest of her is alright though.
>>72021213
i would never have sex with her because my rival fantasy of declining her offer and thus taking a famous woman down a notch satisfies my ego even more. even though i am a nobody, my dick is still too good for her, in my opinion, in my fantasy
This thread is low test as fuck.
>>72022409
who is that fluid druid?
>>72021213
not with Bailey Jay's dick
>>72022710
This. I'd fuck that wet pussy
>>72021348
m8 kill yourself in the most violent way possible
nope. really, i'd rather just jack off than endure the awkwardness of trying to fuck somebody I'm maybe 1% attracted to.
however I'd make passionate love to Suey Park.
>>72021213
She looks like my mom
So yeah i guess so
>>72021892
You might need to lose some weight if you think she's starving herself. She's fat.
>>72022907
Thank you m8.
Any recommendations for first purchase?
>>72023027
Your mom is a fat whore? Whats her number
>>72021213
I have.
>>72021213
Would I take her on in a local professional wrestling match for all audience challengers?
Hell yes, and I think I would have a slightly better than 50/50 chance.
>>72021213
I just have this feeling that she has this horrible, rancid body odor and that her pussy smells horrendous
I don't know why, just from the way she looks I think.
Yeah. Mostly because I just feel like she would be into some weird shit
>>72021213
A female has to be deformed for me to not tap her.
>>72021213
she doesn't like the dick so no
>>72021213
If she didn't shave anything, fuck yeah, she has a really nice body.
Not even with a rented dick
>>72021213
hell yea i'd fuck her, i don't care. fuck her right in the pussy
>>72021600
BRO, I WAS KIDDING FUCKING RELAX
Sure. Pussy's pussy. No matter how ugly the girl, sex always feels the same.Unless she fucks her dog or uses dragon dildos.
I'd probably fuck her. She is definitely homely but she has looked okay in certain circumstances and I'm not going to act like I'm a James Bond stud or something.
Hell I'd probably even have a go at Lena Dunham, she is flabby as fucking shit but I bet she's warm and cuddly at least.
>>72024227
>Lena Dunham
nah, Im not that desperate
>>72024271
Come on man, you know that in a hit it and quit it scenario you would pork her real good.
>>72021348
actually if despriate men would stop hitting fatties maybe women would put a little effort into looking good. so many of my friends that were women in college were fat as fuck but because desperate men would fuck them they thought they were sexy.
>>72024271
Yeah i would amy but not lena dunham
>>72024332
How can you stand being friends with fat women, That sounds awful.
>>72024367
kek, he must be gay or something
>>72023199
Her ashes are interred at Arlington National Cemetery, feel free to break into it and fuck that
>>72024493
oh, shes a coalburner. DROPPED
>>72024528
Anon, you just made me laugh about my mother's death. I know this doesn't make sense to you, but thank you.
>>72023230
did she stink she probably stunk
>>72021213
*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!*
....yeah.
>>72021334
You wouldn't even fuck you mother, then.
>>72021213
i wonder what it's like to touch and to be touched by another person
>>72021213
Why of-course, Amy Schumer is a valkyrie or a shieldmaiden of the north. This is one impressive woman picturewise.
Never actually seen her live or ever heard her live. Not sure what she she stands for but looking at her picture this is one impressive and mighty woman.
>>72026247
fells pretty gud desu family
>>72026273
her face looks kind of dumb though
>>72022355
Ok but you have to consider that people here generally aren't alpha chads and are gross too, and so even a plain or mildly unattractive woman hitting you up for sex is a windfall.
>have better standards!
OP just asked if we'd fuck her, and nothing is lost by fucking her unless there's pregnancy or STI's involved and I don't think that was part of the deal. If you never get laid you're probably not going to turn down free sex from a 5/10 unless you have actual hang-ups about sex.
>>72021213
Would I bang a rich and famous celebrity? Without a second thought. I'd creampie Betty White for the story alone
>>72021213
Nope. Not even if she weren't famous, and I had an actual chance, still - NO!
>>72021213
>friends with bailey jay
This is incentive enough. I hope they do it
>>72021213
Yes.
>>72021213
Doggy style
>>72026505
yeah, same here
Now THAT is a fridge
>>72026755
more like a walk-in freezer amirite
>>72026804
Mmmhmm I'd leave my ribeye in that
