Meanwhile ... on female /tv/.
>>72011757
>tfw no bf
>tfw my skinny friends all have bfs
ITS NOT FAIR
>tfw no qt guy with a face to sit on
>>72011757
>Jake Gyllenhaal will never brutally rape me ;_;
>tfw no hung bull to worship
Ghostbusters is kino
What are some essential /tv/ material that dumb men will never understand?
>>72011757
My pussy is wet
Dr Pavel, i am CIA.
how can people watch foreign movies?? I have no idea what they are saying!!
>tfw filename related is false but i am
JUST
let's watch star wars haha lol i'm such a nerd
>>72011792
>>72011809
I've seen this posted on male /tv/
>>72011757
Kate McKinnon will NEVER sit on your face (._.) (;_;)
Can someone explain Master and Commander to me, I don't get it.
don't you guys hate it when this happens?
>mfw I'll never get DPd by Jason Momoa and Chris Hemsworth
Jdimsa
>>72011862
Ok you got me
I hate the old guy who plays Dr Who now. They should bring back David Tennant.
>>72011874
nobody did
Jessica Jones is so much better than Daredevil.
>>72011757
>tfw no Goose to booze with.
>ywn fuck Chris Evans
what a stupid flick, doesn't make sense
Khaleesi did nothing wrong!
If you owned a movie theater what food would you serve?
Me? I'd serve clams.
>>72011874
this is not our meme
>>>male /tv/
>>72011776
First post best post
>tfw my theater just established a non slut policy
What are some good romancekino?
>>72011848
You're a big girl
NEW GHOSTBUSTERS IS SHIT
>>72011970
wow
racist and sexist MUCH?
Idris Elba or Jason Momoa /tv/?
>>72011970
Ugh. Reddit is THAT way, girlfriend.
On maternity leave, anons. Recommend some good flicks?
>>72011956
For you.
>>72011999
Alien.
>>72011970
Maleanon detected.
CERSEI LANNISTER IS A GOOD GIRL
SHE DINDU NUFFIN
>>72012014
kek
I just got my alimony check. Should i get tons of new clothes or buy bluerays for my new player that i can watch from my 50' plasma tv?
>>72011858
I want him to sniff my sweaty soles
>>72012015
PENIS or GTFO
>>72011981
What do you think of Brad Pitt's body of work \tv\
what do i do when ive already watched all the movies with strong female characters, hunk eye candy and romancekino?
I'm rebuilding my dinkle folder. Any contributions will be gratefully accepted.
>>72012064
Just that I'd like Brad Pitt to work my body, if you know what I mean.
I'm saying I'd like him to fuck me. That's what I meant.
OP is a dyke
>>72012064
>What do you think of Brad Pitt's body
ftfy
>>72011883
This hits too close to home.
>>72012064
>dat Meet Joe Black era Pittfu
I love Rey so much. She's so strong and patient, I really see myself in her character. I'm glad Star Wars is finally becoming a good franchise that's welcoming to women and young, impressionable girls. So I was thinking, how great would it be if Rey was actually meant to be the chosen one and bring balance to the Force? Wouldn't that be amazing?
>Watching stupid movie while checking my 4 social media accounts on my phone to make sure no one is having a better time than me
>Antagonist is more confident and attractive than the protagonist..soo uh why is he the bad guy again? Am I supposed to root for the beta? Shitty boy movie..
>*Look back on phone* Jessica is at a bar with cute guys wtf I'm hotter than her reeeeeeeeee
Girls, we need to have a serious discussion about Glee. It started off so strong but I couldn't even bring myself to finish the final season. How could something that was so good go so wrong?
>>72012085
Would you cool it on the homophobia for FIVE MINUTES!?
>>72011928
ayy
Pls be Norwich
When the fuck will Hiroyuri ban that fucking JAV spammer?!
>no Simmons daddy to bully me verbally and physically
JUST ;_;
>It's a repressed sexual angst unleashed episode
ITT: post characters that are just like you.
For me, it's Khaleesi - independent, strong, and with a wicked sense of justice
>>72012114
i'm so torn about liking her for being strong when she told finn to stop grabbing her hand and disliking her for being racist for telling a black man what to do and not to do with her body. i guess you gotta love starwars for the deep moral dilemmas it presents. rey is truly a character of depth.
>>72012150
Those are the absolute best everrrr
I actually pay attention to those
>>72012115
way too accurate
>>72012064
momcore
Is the new Ghostbusters femkino?
Gal Gadot is SO good as Wonder Woman! I can't wait for her solo movie.
I am going to watch a flick with a a guy from OKC. I think he is a bad guy.
OKC is a god send for me. With minimal efforts, I found orbiters very easily and some of them are good in bed (I keep those around the most). I use them for a few months, while still getting providers from the site so that I totally renew the stock at least twice a year.
The best part is that there are all possible men on this site. From the young man who loves to try to impress me thru all the ways that I like to cum, while believing that he has the upper hand, to the sugar daddy who would like to have one last natural orgasm before being on Viagra until he dies, to the 30 yo bored man with some girl who no longer acknowledges him.
Thanks OKC for all the free fun.
>High school movie
>The hot, popular guys are always "evil"
This has never fucking happened in ever.
Thank God for One Tree Hill, they keep it real.
My fucking clit hnnnggg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fB6E58dc5w
>>72012114
>Thinking a woman would know enough about Star Wars to capitalize "Force."
Nice try.
>expect some funny jokes about what a female /tv/ would be
>it is nothing but bitter virgins making comments about how women are shallow and don't want them
I have only myself to blame.
>>72012334
MISOGYNIST, MISOGYNIIISST.
MODS, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
omg how did that ugly cunt lena dunham get adam driver to I'm on her face
>>72012317
What did she mean by this?
>>72012285
>OKC is a god send for me.
I doubt these whores are even aware of their privilege.
>watching a romcom
>Beauty Queen of Only Eighteen starts playing
>>72012348
I don't understand your confusion. You saw exactly what a female /tv/ would be.
>>72012348
Ugh women good, men bad
>>72012285
>tfw butthurt virgin
Post feet
>>72012348
This thread actually much better than I expected from /teevee/
Post your rarest Littlefingers
>>72012348
>>72011757
They're laughing at a rape scene.
>>72011956
Ugh, body shaming? Seriously?? Please keep this toxic behavior off of my female /tv/
#healthyatanysize
>>72011928
Underrated kek.
>>72012487
You go girl!
Post some fucking HIGH EST dudes.
How can white "women" even compete, teevee?
>ywn never eat his hot cum out his massive palm
>ywn choke as he shoves his huge thick fingers deep down your throat
>>72012348
redpill hit your hard eh? you'll get used to it
don't expect any sympathy from us... some just get it before others
>Ryan Gosling will never rip your clothes off and have his way with you
;_;
>>72012348
>expect some funny jokes about what a female /tv/ would be
Knock knock.
>Who's there?
MY VAGINA *PFFFFFFFFFRP*
>>72012611
Redpill is the thing that makes you fine with being a virgin and whining about women all day online?
>>72012585
OH look monkey learn how to write
>>72012064
Old and busted.
We need new hotness.
>>72012585
How does it feel Shaniqua? You work as hard as you can to be the best looking black women you could be and yet your men would take the fattest white chick over you?
>>72012115
>it's a anon knows how women think episode
>it's a anon is probably a female episode
>>72011757
I'm having problems loading my tumblr dashboard, anyone else?
>>72012628
Top kek.
This girl knows it.
Femanons rank the hottest marvel capeshitters
I haven't had sex in a week! I'm such a FREAK!
hi mummy! thanks for dropping me off at school today!;__;
>>72011757
Tehehe DAE only want to be a submissive housewife who's only job is to get pregnant, cook and clean? All while keeping their mouth shut and never questioning their husbands?
>>72012737
Captain America <3 so hotttt
Thor :D very manly me like
Loki >:) mischievously sexy
but of course...
number 1 is Dr. Strange... played by the marvelous Benedict Cumberbatch
>>72012484
BBC on TV
>>72012751
Sounds pretty good desu
>>72012738
you crossed the line, femanon
Most hated movie clichés?
>Coming of age/comedy movie
>The loser gets the girl in the end
More like tragedy
It's
>>72012742
>having a white child
problematic as FUCK
>>72012738
Are you growing your hymen back? Lol. Get to the club girlfriend.
>>72012751
all fucking women must fucking serve the bbc. go with your heart.
Who's your favourite father-fu?
Why are Wanda and Widow such cunts?
>>72012738
I've heard u can die if u go 3 weeks without cock.
>>72011757
We already had a thread, dyke. >>72009620
>>72012303
but that is like it is in real life.
IRL the popular sociable good looking people are good while the outcasts nerds betas are the ones who shoot schools and kill toddlers.
>it's a Kragra still mad she can't get a white boyfriend episode
>>72011757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td4foEMW4io
>>72011822
Mean Girls
Bridesmaids
>>72012742
fuck that, there's no way I'm destroying my vagina for a privileged white male.
At least, not before I can get some alimony out of it, eh sisters?
>>72012814
I just want him to take care of me, y'know? ;_;
>When you're at a party and a some new slut arrives and you're not the hottest chick in the place anymore
Is there a worse feel?
I'd let this Fox ____ me.
Fill in the blank, ladies. ^^
>>72012902
When Chad is talking to stacy and doesn't even notice you
>tfw your facebook post only gets 30 likes and 20 replies
jdimsa
Got a date with a cute guy tonight, what's some man-kino I can pretend to like?
>>72011757
Oh my god Becky did you gain weight?
What is the female equivalent for traps.
>>72011757
you mean meanwhile... on faggot /tv/?
LA JUSTA
>>72013048
talking about women they'd """fuck""" even though they've never done anything more than kiss a girl when they were black out drunk
>>72013116
*GASP* OH-EM-GEE, THE PURTIEST THING IVE EVAR SEEN. HELLOOO BEAUTIFUL
TIME OF THE MONTH GENERAL
WHAT ICECREAM ARE YOU EATING
>tfw you'll never rub her grilldick
>>72013048
Traps. Except now they are women that look like hot men.
>>72012853
Remember husbandomolestress? What an attention cunt that was
>>72012902
>Not fucking her boyfriend and acting cold and distant towards her until she confronts you and then act like nothing happened and switch to fake nice and all smiles
Stupid bitch "your" man fucked me like I was the last woman on earth, I lost count of how many times I made him cum.
Wow it really makes you think...
How as a white woman am I meant to compete with this? My freakishly tall masculine from and huge jaw will never be able to match the femininity of superior Asian Princesses. No white man will feel satisfaction inside my gaping roastie like he would in a TAP.
>>72012611
you are clearly completely detached from reality
when was the last time you spoke to a woman?
>>72013349
Who cares about what tiny dicked yellow fever beta boys want, still bugs me that they're getting laid though. Fucking gook women have no standards.
>>72013349
Only beta males and weaboos find those plastic women attractive. I doubt white women will ever feel threatened by them.
What was HER fucking problem?
>>72013339
>>72013349
>not locking your white boys in chasity belts while you COLONIZE Africa and Asia with your pussy
How beta can you girls be?
>>72013424
>>72013429
kek found the white girls, how are those crow's feet coming along?
I miss Mean Girls..
I double dog dare you to find a better film.
You can't. It was robbed during awards season. Deserved 10 Oscars.
>>72013339
Wow, like really that's like so racist. These stupid fucking white male losers with tiny cocks only date these chinks because they are all submissive by nature.
If you are dating an Asian woman you are basically saying 'oh yeah I hate emancipation of women' and I don't say that because I am jealous or something.
>>72013456
Kill yourself cuckqueen.
>>72013349
They are stealing are backup/retirement/beta providers
Fucking ban Asian immigration already. They're flooding the market with pussy and lowering it's value. Stick to your own kind ricecookers!
>>72013477
Based Cameron
>>72013339
>>72013349
How can white women even compete?
>>72013349
rekt kek omfg
>tfw all you want is Chad and you've spent the last 5 years turning down beta worshippers because you know that the sex wouldn't even be good but Chad literally never sees you because you're a brown haired brown eyed shy girl with small boobs
It's not fair. I text for 5 hours a day and make less money than my male coworkers.
>no friends requests since yesterday
I'm ugly, aren't I?
>tfw Stacy is stealing all the boys
Why wont anyone look at me?!
>>72013611
Boys only want swallow Stacys anyway, fuck em
>>72013349
>not busting your white bf's balls so you can dominate him and scare off the yellow menace
I feel sorry for you cuckina
>>72011757
Who's your dinklefu, /tv/?
OP said female /tv/ not female /reddit9k/
Why does she have to be such an ugly SLUT and get naked in EVERY MOVIE?!!!! SHE'S NOT THAT HOT.
>>72013987
Watched 300 sequel with bf. His eyes when her top came off.. got so fucking mad. Fuck her and her giant perky cum-on-me perk tits. If he ever suggests an Eva Green film again I'm gonna slap him.
Hi my name is mehmed i an turkish plis send snap chat and or skype i am good guy plis. I love you so much :(
>>72013987
I wish I looked like her so I could smash all that quality penny.
>>72013987
omg i get so TRIGGERED whenever i see her. why does this big-eyed FREAK get to be an actress?? what about me?? am I not important?????!!?!?! HUH
>She fell for the black guys meme
>>72014200
I did.. worst ever. Horrible and his dong was completely average. Showered for 2hours when I got home.
so like, i went to with this guy i met on tinder to the new tarzan movie (skaarsgard omg) but when i got to the cinema he was so. short. ughh. it was sooo embarrasing. anyway, i we sat down and i said i was just gonna go the the ladies room and just left. he keeps texting me is this stalking? my sister says i should call the police but idk
>>72014200
Nice try, you tiny ass bitch
>>72014255
DO – NOT hesitate, girl. Call the fucking cops. That'll teach that stalker freak a lesson!
>>72014200
We can all tell you are actually a man. Most women respect other women who managed to snatch a strong nubian.
yaaaas
Fucking white women steal all the best guys
Tall handsome Asian guy? White gf
Tall handsome white guy? White gf
Tall handsome latino guy? White gf
Tall handsome black guy? White gf
Fuuuuuucck
>>72011919
YAAAAS KWEEEEN
>>72014200
>she doesn't fuck black guys exclusively
we already have female threads
called GoT generals
i dont get wet when i watch hannibal am i gay
I NEED A BLACK COCK
>>72014304
>>72014351
Cucks arrives thread over.
They just got done Photoshopping black penises into pictures of their sisters and cousins.
>>72014414
This is a women thread. It is not a cuck thing. most women prefer black men. Just like most men prefer asian women.
>>72014432
Neither of those statements are true.
I'm a boy btw ;^)
>>72014457
you know the rules, cock or gtfo
>>72014452
'Kay. You keep living in denial.
>>72013010
What are they looking at /tv/?
>>72014488
the new (and femproved) ghostbusters movie of course
>Krager removes his trip to cuckpost episode
>>72014200
>tfw you fell for the clit sucking meme
You'll like it, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
>>72014452
Omg, are you actually being serious? You probably live on the farm or something...
>tfw massive labias & massive clit
what are some movies that will make me feel better about my gross vagina
>>72014488
I don't know, but I can state with confidence that they're *thinking* about how empty their lives are without awkward, constantly whinging neckbeards in 'em.
>>72014142
She shows her boobs in about 3/4 of her movies.
>>72014525
Are you sure you're not a man? Because I heard labia are like the ball sack. So we're all a little bit man I think?
>>72014525
Wetlands
>>72014408
ugh, don't we all, girl? im really getting tired of my bf's cock
>>72014457
Get out, creep.
>>72012436
:3
>>72014551
hmm good question
bend over & we'll see if my clit can get the job done
Real Housewives containment thread when?
Why do boys pretend to like romcoms?
>>72014501
Please bring me up to speed with this new meme
>>72014707
Saving my hymen for Chad, sorry
>>72014525
omg :/ you should accept your body no matter what. everyone is beautiful no matter how they look or how parts of their bodies does including you :) I used to think my labia was ugly but then I posted a my pussy on /r/gonewild (sorry, not sorry ;P) and got over 2500 upvotes. It wasnt 3000 but it was still more than that ugly bitch who was trying to get verified lol. Everyone's beautiful. Okay? :)
Is there anything this woman can't do?
40 year old reporting.
You girls have NO IDEA how it feels like teasing those inexperienced little boys. Yummy :)
Am I the only man ITT?
>>72014810
>implying your not scraping up stacy's sloppy fourths and fifths
Fuck off and die, grandma.
>>72014802
There's nothing any woman can't do! :D
Why so many Jews?
F F S
F
S
SMALL
ITT mentally ill men pretend to be women because they're crossdressing freaks of nature
>>72014937
Exactly.
Except for killing spiders, changing tires, taking out the garbage, eat only a little bit of ice cream and not the whole tub, go one day without complaining, drive, make an informed decision, not be filled with hate and rage every second of the day, not laugh at the weak, not swoon over some terrorist shitbag, give a fuck about what the kids want, be satisfied, accept flaws, strive for understanding and compassion, invent anything, create art that isn't complete ego masturbation, care about old people, care about anyone that isn't me, be sincere....
>>72015143
Ergh.. can you like fuck off?!
>>72012114
>Endor, 7, Ewok BBQ Ribs
Can you eat the space bears there?
>Lucasworld
Now it really needs an actor in a George Lucas suit who can greet the children.
>>72015147
Eww we had male in here :/
get off of my board period guzzling whore!!
>>72015147
lmao do u even get like any pussy irl?
>>72015310
he's right though
>>72015147
>>72015405
I want misogynists to literally g-t-f-o. Omg.
>>72015147
>>72015405
Show me your pecs, babes.
>went to see new equality ghostbusters with bf
>buy tickets, boy obviously checking me out
>flick hair and spank ass as I walk away
>go to cinema 3
>so empty.jpg
>where are all the strong womyn embracing the current year?
>look around
>spot a nice young female womyn not applying to gender roles and eating popcorn alone in the corner
>At least 300 pounds of body positive goodness
>don't leave me for her I joke to bf
>he doesn't respond
>walk over to seats
>really need to piss but trailers for other movies are coming on
>go to toilet
>take my lady plop and wipe off my makeup and put it on
>1 hour later
>come back to cinema
>actress who obvs has never heard of tea tox is yelling something
>go up stairs scared that all the men are checking me out
>where is bf?
>then I see
Sorry break y'all I'm getting emotional just thinking about it
>s-see bf talking to- 300 pound healthy female
>in his hand
>NON VEGAN ICE CREAM
>WHAT THE FUCK.JPG
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT
>FEEL ROID RAGE RACHEL COMING OUT OF WITHIN
>START TO YELL AT BF THREATEN TO LEAVE HIM
>THREATEN GIRL
>Bf says wtf calm down
>SLAP THAT JERK
>TELL HIM IVE BEEN CHEATING ON HIM FOR A YEAR
>girl says she's a lesbian
>wait a sec lesbians don't like guys
>lesbian takes of wig
>ITS A MAN
>bf and man start making out
>Tfw got cucked by a gay
>run out of cinema crying
Don't you hate men /TV/
>
>>72013116
hjajajajajaja la justa
This fucking thread,yeah I know it's all jokes,but fuck I can't stand women
>>72013987
The first genuine "girl" post in the thread.
>>72015643
You're a fucking white male!! Suicide yourself!!
>>72015643
nobody can, even other women. I've been on both sides, i have been a chad fucking all kinds of women, and I am now basically a born again virgin shitposting on /tv/ all day and i can tell you, no one can stand women. The guys who say women are great just convince themselves they really aren't that bad to justify spending so much time with genuinely awful people just to get their dick wet, when the most logical way to go about it is just to get a hooker, not marry some girl who is just going to ruin your life, take half your shit, the kids and your house.
Bu watch how the 3 guys on /tv/ that are married/have girlfriends will come out and insult me. You guys will learn eventually.
>>72013987
Male-anon here, I like her.
>>72015507
I can hear a tranny narrating this
>>72015794
O M G you disgusting creep go back to reeeddit
>>72012742
kek ;_;
>>72011757
>tfw my boyfriend isn't into my feet
reminder that /tv/ is full of women
God why the are there so many fucking CREEPS here. I came to the club to get fucked, not hang around with all these losers who only want sex.
>>72012611
you need to go back you r/mra nigger.
>>72015998
ya nah. I don't think i have ever seen proof of a single female here. In fact, if some roastie is actually here and posts timestamped proof of their gender, i will cut off my pinky and stream it for everyone's amusement.
Writer here, how do i write a female character?
>be me
>watch a movie on Lifetime
>all men are louts
>I'm a straight guy
>turn on In the Kitchen with David
>QVC, I love you even more
>watch David eat things
>maybe I am homosex?
>>72016065
just try to imagine what kind of person you would be if you had 0 empathy for any other person besides(maybe) your children, and had everything handed to you your entire life, and never have any risk whatsoever of being hungry, homeless, or living any other life besides one of comfort no matter what you do or how shitty you treat anyone.
If you can get in that mindset you can write a female character. You will think it will come off as some horrible portrayal written by an angry virgin but it will end up being just a normal woman. Oh and try not to kill yourself when you realize all women are exactly like this.
PPPPPRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>72016065
think of a man, and take away reason and accountability.
Plump brown sugar>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white """"""""men""""""""
>tfw bf called me a faggot
what do?
Who is fem/tv/'s favorite director?
>>72016189
Kubrick.
>>72016180
kiss his dick
>>72012064
>Still Liking Brad Pitt in 2016
>>72016065
Think of a man, and write in reason and composure.
>>72016180
Make it up to him and suck that dick! You can do it, girl!
