>RLM brings back all the girls that have been on the show to let them review the new Ghostbusters movie to prove a point that gender swapping doesn't automatically equal a positive change
>Mike & Jay release their serious HitB review the next day
What would happen, /tv/?
>>72005682
Fuck off
You'd still be a faggot
>>72005715
Triggered?
>>72005747
Fuck off
>>72005682
Amazes me Mike couldn't do better than a chubby girl who looks like she has down syndrome.
>>72005682
Someone should tweet this to Susan.
>>72005787
>I've never talked to a woman in my life
>>72005758
Triggered.
>>72005787
Maybe if Mike didn't let himself go.
>>72005787
Seriously? I'm not gonna say she's above 6/10 but I'd kill to have someone like her when I'm in my mid thirties.
>>72005682
They need to bring back that stripper cop.
>>72005682
sound like gimmicky shit please shit kill yourself
>>72005787
You're entitled to your own taste in women, but my loins hunger for jesse.
>>72005985
Gimmicky shit is what they do.
Did you miss their Star Wars Christmas Special episode?
>>72005682
I miss Jessi.
There, I said it.
>>72006060
How was that gimmicky?
>>72006060
same as the others you fucking loser I bet you want Mike and Jay to do real "reaction videos"
>>72006107
They did an entire hour long review of not reviewing the movie.
>>72006041
Hi Jay
>>72006119
Okay, so you don't know what gimmicky means. got it.
Do you hear that? That's the sound of Jessi's biological clock slowly ticking away. At the age of 33, she only has two short years before the risk of miscarriage, birth defects, and sterility rapidly rise.
For years Jessi kept her biological imperative stored deep down in the back of her mind.. but as all eventually women find, the sound will grow louder and louder - a horrifying cacophony of guilt and regret will fill her every thought - eventually deafening even the most unfit or unwilling of women.
Tick. Tock. Tick! Tock!
Her latest disappearance is no coincidence. The flood of nasty comments she read about her exploding weight and fading youth have grown so heavy that she can no longer find the strength to appear in front of the camera. Combined with her distress over her fleeting chance at motherhood, Jessi will most likely "find herself" in the coming months. She will stay out partying with her girlfriends later and later each night, making new "friends" and dancing with strangers to feel beautiful again. Mike will have his suspicions, but he isn't man enough to contain forays into the Milwaukee night. He'll wonder who her new friends "Tyrese" and "Jamal" are, and why Jessi texts them so late into the night. This desperate search for self-affirmation and a more virile buck (no, Mike is not the man she expected him to become) will lead to a path of self destruction and ruin. And just like that, her brief moment in the internet's spotlight will dim and sputter - a poetic reflection of her life - and she will vanish never to be seen again.
A failed singer, a failed actress, and soon to be failed mother. Jessica Nakles. Age 33.
>>72006150
Fuck off, idiot.
>>72006150
Jesus christ, the amount of autism in this post
>>72006149
How is this idea any different?
>>72006150
I know this is pasta, but it's still fucking retarded.
>>72005985
>sounds like gimmicky shit
>>72006256
Different than what? You're a fucking idiot. Just stop posting.
>>72006150
i cringed myself into a migraine reading this crap
>>72006150
you're implying mike doesn't know how to fuck?
Holy fuck there are some triggered shills in this thread
>>72006286
not a gimmick, you are really stupid anon
>>72006342
Explain to us what a gimmick is, /tv/mblr.
>>72005787
>Mike has to slink into bed next to THIS every night
>>72006417
and you're here here.
>>72006150
This copy pasta is funny because it exposes all the females and numales. If we're honest with ourselves we know this to be self evident - women generally yearn to bear children as they approach their twilight years.
Men are aware of this fact and use this knowledge to their advantage in the 30s dating pool. Women become so embarrassingly desperate to fulfill that biological desire.
>>72006417
There are worse things than being alone, anon.
>>72006398
go watch more channel awesome and take some notes this time
>>72006299
>Different than what?
How about you look through the reply chain you fucking Redditor newfag.
>>72006535
>that absolute shit taste
Well that explains it all.
>>72006177
>>72006253
>>72006279
>>72006327
found the women
>>72006535
this better be a joke
>>72006582
you are so stupid I cant even believe it let me explain it to you:
channel awesome is full of gimmicks if you want to know what a gimmick is go watch that shit
>>72006626
found the misogynist
>>72006649
Thanks for the bumps!
>>72006497
>This copy pasta is funny because it exposes all the females and numales.
You aren't wrong, look at all those salty replies holy shit.
>>72006150
Ugh... Really? Can we stop?
>>72006417
He could do so much worse. I think Jessi's alright, but that's just my opinion.
>>72006695
This is why OPs idea is great. This thread is a microcosm of the eventual triggering.
>>72006150
your very unhappy aren't you anon?
>>72006674
Sup?
>>72006695
>all those salty replies
you might be confusing saltiness for eye-rolling, or face-palming
>>72006880
you keep telling yourself that
>>72006880
I hate it when women do that passive aggressive eye roll. Man up.
>>72005682
Bring back big titty Nadine please.
>>72007315
I'd even settle for Gillian, but I know that shit won't be happening.
>>72006880
Vagina confirmed.
>enjoy RLM videos
>go on different social websites looking for other fans to talk with
>all fans are different variations of cringy autists
>rethink my enjoyment of RLM videos
not sure which is worse, you perverts, or the reddit sycophants.
why are you all virgins?
>>72006417
well, he drinks a lot
Gillian and Jessi are the only ones in the episode, and like it's a full Half in the Bag with Plinkett and they just call eachother Mike and Jay.
>>72007388
So did Jay have sex with her or what?
Rank the RLM people from least to most annoying, including their frequent guests
GO
>>72008510
ONLY rating from least to most annoying, and not anything else...
Colin
Jay
Jessi
Rich
Jim
Mike
Jack
Gillian
Wizard
>>72007388
Fuck she's hot.
>>72006100
I do too
>>72005682
So what happend to her? Have fans started to send her dick pics on facebook and she got scared of internet fame?
>>72008311
All RLM fans are faggots who've been posting the same fucking 6 year old memes on every single video
>>72006853
he probably likes tasting the tears of the triggered
I LIKED THE FAT HOOKER COP THERE I SAID IT SHE'S SEXY AF AND IDC THAT SHE'S A WHALE
>>72006100
Where did she go anyway? Did they break up?? Lol
>>72008510
colin
jim
jay
mike
rich
jack
beardfat and the women
>>72010044
I would cum so deep in her thick ass tight little stinky butthole
>>72008510
fat hooker cop that i want to cum inside of
mike
jim
jay
rich
jesse
gillian
wizard
jack
landis
My brother's gf looks like a tranny and yet she is by far the greatest human being I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Personality is so much better than beauty when you finally meet someone who proves this.
pick 1
>>72011349
if she could be gagged, gillian
>>72006417
>>72005787
Mike is fat as fuck though. And he's not exactly handsome either.
>>72011349
i have a weird boner for 4
>>72006100
>>72006417
What happened?
>>72011693
She's the opposite of a butterface. She's a butterbody.
do you guys think they'll have their review of ghosbusters up this weekend?
>>72005787
and even then he gets fucking rejected by her
>>72008510
Jay
Mike
Jim
Jack
Colin
Jessi
Josh
Rich
>>72012193
she was the only one who was actually funny though
jesse looks like Denny from The Room in drag
>>72011349
I'm dying Lauren
>>72012453
they were sitting pretty close at first
I bet they did smash
>>72006060
But that was funny
Sometimes I am really confused as to why /tv/ doesnt like RLM at times
>>72012453
Retard. He didn't want to hug her just wanted to sit tight and he asked her to move. Its clearly seen on your gif. Jesus Christ 4chan is full of autistic kids.
>>72012580
t. Mike "Put the Kike on the Pike" Stoklasa
>>72012575
the quality varies too much
>>72011349
1, 2 & 4.
RLM is a boys only club now. Like 4chins.
>eceleb worshipping cancer
>they cant form their own opinions
>they just jerk off to the opinions of this cancer
>>72012723
Eh I never think it dips too much, they are pretty consistent for the most part and I enjoy their commentary
I hope they btfo Ghostbusters but I'm afraid Mike will probably end up liking it
>>72009830
Project less
>>72013017
Yeah, he prov will like it for the schlock factor but it seems mediocre at worst, passable at best. Im not some hate train faggot on something I havent seen like Rolfe bitch, but it just looks ok.
I love how tv has dedicated so much time to it...instrad of focusing on some good shit coming out. The Daniel Radcliffe movie with Paul Dano looks decent
>>72012999
hitb and review are fine but botw has been shit for ages. imo botw should be kept for holiday specials, halloween, christmas
>>72013353
Lol botw and wotw are my favs
>>72013353
BOTW is their best series
>>72013353
review is just filler in between hitb episodes. hitb is just filler in between botw episodes. botw is just filler between plinket reviews. What chaos do you think would ensue if they cut back on botw? There would be riots in your mom's basement.
>>72013353
Agree with this. Too much Rich Evans "humor" imo
>>72013431
>>72013453
what do you guys like best, that cringy riffing or the shrill nasal fingernails on a blackboard tones of rich evans?
>>72013453
This.
>>72013631
experiencing the shitty VHS tapes they find
>>72005682
So for real, what was up with Jay and Gillian? Did they have history or was she just into him?
Anyone who has lived among human beings could sense some intense sexual tension there.
>>72010163
She just stopped wanting to appear on camera from what I understand. Still is around and I think you can occasionally hear her laughing off screen on some of the more recent BotW episodes.
>>72013735
jay just wasn't interested, that's what it looks like when a gurl is pining for a dicking but doesn't appeal to the dude
>>72013806
seemed like she knew jay wouldn't be interested, hmm
>>72011349
>all these redheads
If I have to pick one, Jessi. If I had my choice, 1, 2, 4, and 6, with the redheaded stripper from that short Plinkett clip thrown in for good measure.
>>72013878
There is Jay/Gillian fanfiction. Maybe Gil wrote it haha
>>72011693
Have you seen the 48 hour film project video where they made a crappy alien invasion movie?
>"I've been told guys like THESE"
>>72005682
RLM is not a thing anymore, fuck em!
>>72013735
>>72013806
She stopped short of jumping in his lap and dry humping the shit out of him in front of everyone. I don't get why he wouldn't at least hit it and quit it even if she was a little crazy looking.
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>72007388
>that episode where she fondles Jay
>>72005682
RLM isn't that clever.
>>72011349
Who was the stripper, though? I know they hired some extras that had no other roles, but was it a legit stripper?
https://youtu.be/ZJ50qsDTkaY?t=1m
>>72014022
natural shyness, combined with a good sense of decorum and restraint
you wouldn't get it, since you trivialise sex - you'd hit it, not realising how you'd hurt her since she wasn't looking to be hit and quit upon
and you niggers say you don't need Jesus
>>72014127
just a model from the milwaukee area
wouldn't doubt if someone from the rlm crew were friends with her somehow
here, have fun
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/149085/viewall
>>72005682
Nothing would happen because what you describe wouldn't happen, the female hitbaggers don't do it anymore because of creepy foot fetish stalkers sending them death threats, they've been driven away by your desperate faggotry
>>72011349
How come no-one picks 3? 3.
>>72014226
>I've never felt the touch of a woman: the post
>>72014400
Geek boys can't handle a real woman.
>>72013631
Sometimes, we just enjoy things anon. That is okay...
>>72014226
The fuck is this?
>>72014146
HAHAHAH
>>72006481
>>72012580
>>72005805
>>72006100
>>72005682
Who is this Christina Hendricks clone?
YWN be a big black mic.
Does Jay know about all the lewd stuff we say about him?
>>72006286
>Cop Dog
That scene with the chocolate labrador was just brutal.
>>72006100
Mike, Jay, Rich and Jesse was literally the godtier BOTW/WOTW combo.
terrific
Should these fat fucks be eating these sugary snacks?
>>72015732
They are free to eat what they want?
>>72015804
They're on taxpayer-subsidized Obamacare plans since they're employed by a small business.
The public should have a say if they're deliberately trying to get diabetes.
>>72009830
>>72013034
Have you seen their Youtube comment sections? It's even more cancerous than our shitposting here.
>>72015864
What are you fucking talking about?
>>72016012
one word: autism
>>72005915
Fuck yes. Nothing is better than a woman who knows how to use foul language properly.
>>72016037
Are you new here? You didnt make any sense, that isnt ME being autistic...
thats on you, friendo.
>>72015864
Do you know how they conduct their own private business? Do you sit in on their financial meetings? How would you possibly know anything about that?
And what in the fuck does it have to do with eating candy? Jesus fuck you are an autist.
>>72015864
i seriously hope you're joking
How do you think Rich reconciles the fact that he's a 40 year old man who works for minimum wage and has to rent an apartment (rather than have a house) in Milwaukee of all fucking places, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial construction jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving something as mundane as a parking ticket.
Rich had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a crack whore and his father was absent most of the time. His loving grandmother tried, but she placated young Rich with videogames and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Rich was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.
A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Rich only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.
Mike uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then Mike and Jay keep him around so they have an easy source of schadenfreude. While Mike and Jay make a comfortable living doing what they love, Rich remains a punching bag. They keep him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation X, encapsulated by Rich's love of shitty grunge rock and old school FPSes like Doom.
Many nights Rich does nothing but play videogames, sometimes playing live to a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Previously Recorded gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Rich from giving up the ghost. Not his girlfriend. Not his childhood friends. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.
>>72014031
if she lost a bit of weight she'd look great
>>72016152
Are you trying to make a new pasta? Its fucking terrible
>>72016119
All <10 employee small businesses' employee health care plans are subsidized by funds set aside by Obamacare.
>>72016232
Pretty sure you are oversimplifying this and I'm also pretty sure they have more than 10 ppl hired
>>72005682
>serious HitB review
>>72016196
The Don Quixote part is pretty funny. But yeah needs polish overall.
>>72016267
Only Mike, Jay, and Rich are full-time employees of RLM.
Part-time employees aren't eligible for employer health plans.
>>72016152
>tfw this will be posted in every RLM thread for the rest of your life
>>72016232
A wuick google search will show you that there are legit hundreds of different private healthcare plan alternatives that small business entities can choose from besides subsidies from the Affordable Care Act, and I am certain you have no clue how RLM conducts their healthcare
Unless you work there?
>>72016325
1 you have no idea how many ppl are hired by RLM
2 why the fuck are you wasting space in this thread with shit nobody cares about?
>>72016355
>>72016379
Even the plans offered by private insurers are subsidized by the government under ACA.
ACA takes money from well-funded private plans for large employers and redistributes them to subsidize plans for small business employers.
>>72016436
>does not quite understand how ACA works
>thinks this is relevent to the thread
Its ok, most people who bitch about ACA (which is where I am assuming this bread trail of sperg is going) dont actually understand how it works
Im not here to talk fucking healthcare
>>72016196
Original Pasta guy here - his pasta isn't bad. It's surprisingly honest and accurate.
>>72016466
I'm not saying it's wrong to take money from some insurance payers and redistribute it to cover other insurance payers that don't have the scale to negotiate better deal from insurers.
I'm saying that, in this case, the public and the government should be able to clamp down on unhealthy habits of those on subsidized health plans the same way a large employer might incentivize their employees to keep fit and stop smoking to reduce the company's health insurance payments.
>>72016542
Nome of this is accurate
Pasta isnt good if its all complete bullshit. At least some of it needs to be rooted in reality
This was a bad attempt
>>72016466
Yet here you are talking about healthcare.
I find this topic interesting as well. I'd be shocked if Rich WASN'T on food stamps or other government subsidies. This is the guy who has to live with tooth pain because he can't afford a trip to the orthodontist, after all. Sad!
>>72016562
Jesus fuck stop
This thread is dead now isnt it?
what kind of toilets does rlm have
>>72016630
Sasha? that you?
>>72016573
hate to say it but as a long-time pre-rec watcher much of what is in that pasta is based on things rich admits (like the construction job and parking tickets). For example, one time Rich was really down on his luck and he asked the local PD to refrain from giving him overnight parking tickets for having expired tags or some shit due to being too poor to get them. When he woke up the next morning he is shocked to find 5 parking tickets on his vehicle.
>>72016573
Is the following untrue?
Rich:
>raised by his grandmother
>has no formal training or education
>was hired by Mike
>is humiliated physically and emotionally by his job
>rents an apartment with very little income
>is in a relationship with a Romanian transgender
Go ahead. I'll wait.
do they have adequate car insurance. are they satisfied with their pland
>>72016705
Rich went to college with Mike and Jay...they all talk about film school and shit. They made their original space cop film right out of college
Stop being a TMZ autist
>>72016705
You are actually retarded, right?
>>72016704
>two stories are vaguely true
Well that MUST mean his gf is a Romanian transgender! All the pieces are there!
>>72016740
>Rich went to college with Mike and Jay
Jay didn't go to the same college as Mike and Rich.
>>72016840
They literally talk about college in older videos...
>>72016863
Do they talk about how Jay didn't go to the same college as Mike and Rich? Because he didn't.
>>72016840
I don't think Rich went to the same college as Mike.
Rich did mention going to college, but never indicated that he went to the same one as Mike.
>>72016727
Yes
>>72016910
Does that make any of the other bullshit on that greentext less any less retarded? Come on, dont be a full sperg. 99 percent of that pasta is made up
If you dont understand or accept that, then idk friendo.
pls mods delete this thread
What does this look mean?
>>72016975
Started out a decent thread...
>>72006342
It was a gimmick, he did it was a joke to prolong that Indiana Jones review
Daily reminder that RLM doesn't do conventions anymore because of retarded threads like this.
>>72017179
Yup
>>72016992
They fucked.
And, they're going to fuck again after the taping.
>>72017316
Colin's gf was on a pre rec stream and Jay isn't gay. Cool fanfic though.
>>72017416
That was Jim's wife, not Colin's gf.
>>72017577
Nope
>>72011215
>fat hooker etc
Nadine?
>>72017416
Colin was confirmed not gay, or possibly bisexual.
Jay has not had a sex partner appear anywhere yet in RLM media. Which can still mean he's gay.
>>72011349
No. 3 obviously.
>>72017667
>Jay has not had a sex partner appear anywhere yet in RLM media. Which can still mean he's gay.
It could also mean he's not gay. The fuck is your point? Jay is smart enough to keep that aspect of his life far away from you autists.
>>72016992
mfw Jay will never give me THIS lustful look
>>72017667
>Jay has not had a sex partner appear anywhere yet in RLM media
How do you even know this though? He could have and we just didn't know that it was his gf
>>72011349
they sure do like redheads in milwaukee
>>72017673
Yowza
I pity these guys for the fact that they live in southeast wisconsin. I lived there for three years and it was awful. Imagine combining the absolute worst aspects of urban culture and rural culture into one big ignorant cesspit kept afloat by cheap beer, WIC checks, willful ignorance and fear of the outside world.
did mike remember to make a payment on his college loans this month
>>72018265
What the fuck is wrong with some of you? Jesus Christ.
>>72018392
Did Mike remember to renew his license plate?
It expires later this month.
>they don't know
https://clyp.it/yydrct0h
is mikes iphone fully charged
>>72014022
Jay is unironically gay
>>72011332
> looks like.
Probably is.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
The hottest chicks ive ever seen were very passible trannies.
>>72018463
>>72018466
Mike switched to Galaxy S7 Edge because it has better camera.
>>72018540
Whoa.
>>72016740
Rich never went to film school. Mike just used him in his videos for film school.
>>72015202
I know
>>72006100
>>72009537
>>72010163
Jessi was awful, she never had any good jokes, she never had any good comments,
she would only point out the obvious or say bitchy things. she always was in a mood, She never contributed anything good to the shows...
having her as one of the people discussing a movie was a waste of a seat. she NEVER Ever said anything clever or funny
And then when she was there the rest of the guys could not be as edgy or funny to not offend her.... she was a fucking mess
>>72018784
>having her as one of the people discussing a movie was a waste of a seat
I liked Jessi, but even if I didn't, she wasn't a waste of a seat because her being there meant that seat wasn't filled by AIDSmoboy or beardfat.
>>72019038
>she wasn't a waste of a seat because her being there meant that seat wasn't filled by AIDSmoboy or beardfat.
That's precisely why I miss Jesse. I miss the Mike, Rich, Jay, Jesse panels.
Now Jack is the new Jesse and all he does is make meme faces.
>>72019240
stop harassing jack. it's posts like these that caused the nice truck attack
>>72017673
Post more Nadines
>>72008510
Mike
Jay
Jack
Rich
Jessi
Josh
The Canadian guys
>>72008311
RLM is basically a hanging-out with friends simulator, like lets plays for /v/. They will always attract autists.
>>72019240
Jack's not that bad...
The real problem is Rich who now appears on every BOTW usually at the expense of Mike or Jay, because reddit thinks its funny when he flips tables and throws stuff.
>>72019432
Yeah, I hate on Jack, but I'm actually okay with him. I'm pretty okay with everyone at rlm.
i love these guys
>>72019285
hi jack
>>72016992
They are the exact same person from different countries.
>>72018534
Wtf is wrong with her eye
>>72014438
The BEST. I love that Queen's accent.
>>72014438
the best
Can we all agree that this is the best BOTW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFJdgAmAP_c
>>72020459
stop it just leave him alone
Mike used to be so cute, like a young Morrissey, who has the picks? he was at least a 8/10
>>72005682
she looks like a fat felicia day
>>72018463
Wait, what?
>>72020459
Elves and Santa Claus was the best BotW you FUCKER.
>>72012453
>Mike clearly taps her to motion her to move
>She still ends up with her ass rubbing against his leg
>>72018540
I was wondering why there was such a leap in video quality for his private instagram recordings
>>72018463
fake, everyone knows mike is a slowfuck
>>72011349
4
>possibly only funny woman in America
>thicc as fuck
>nice face
>nice hair
>good taste
>>72018214
Milwaukee is alright. Just don't get caught being black in public
>>72020630
mike has an instagram?
>>72021911
Yes.
Only Patreon donors can get added as friends to see his pics.
>>72016705
>raised by his grandmother
so he was basically raised by a mother+, nice
>has no formal training or education
so he is an autodidact like all the great men of history
>was hired by Mike
networking, nice
>is humiliated physically and emotionally by his job
his body and soul are both getting good work out, don't see a problem
>rents an apartment with very little income
spartan is bad now, bitch?
>is in a relationship with a Romanian transgender
a cosmopolitan man is found a continental affair
>>72022521
Whatever, faggot. YOU are the one that's been obsessively posting that picture and your shitty pastas for literally years here now. It may be time to either move on or even better, kill yourself.
>>72022521
Would marry!
>>72005787
He's a fat alcohilic
>>72005682
Trans rich best rich
>>72005682
I would like that idea. Women in RLM are pretty cool. I don't care for this girl thought, that brunette cop is much better. Also, the psycho from Texas.
>>72022521
t. low test
>>72005682
It's different though because the femmes on RLM are actually funny.
But manchildren got pervy and, well, childish, so they stopped coming on.
>>72021283
my African American
>>72008510
Mike
Jay
Jessi
Beardboy
Rich Evans
Jack
Gillian
Canadians
Max Landis
What does Jay smell like? I bet he uses AXE.
>>72005682
Why did they not do busters review with all female RLM cast?
>>72023091
KILL YOURSELF
>>72011349
#6
I'm dying Lauren!
did mike leave the iron yon
>>72023409
What's an iron yon?
>>72016625
>stop it because you're talking sense
Fuck you.
Mike is a straight up feminist. He is always talking about how badly Hollywood treats its women, especially older women. But he can't say it out loud because it would probably hurt their Patreon finances. But it is there, in the text. Mike Stoklasa is woke and an ally.
