Someone made a suits thread yesterday and there were a bunch of post pointing out the lines they always use. I can no longer take this show seriously. I'm laffin too hard to make it through the first 30 seconds of the new season
thanks /tv/
>>72004587
*slams file on desk*
Use it
Also 90% of the scenes end with a dramatic model runway walk out
>>72004587
This is not a good way to start a thread OP, there isn't much to engage with.
It's a bad Boston Legal clone.
>>72004717
>>It's a bad Boston Legal clone.
lel no. BL is full of sex because it is written by betas
>>72004717
I can't even go back to watching it so I just thought I'd make a thread.
>it's a "louis gets his feelings hurt" episode
I missed the last thread. Someone run through all the lines they recycle.
>>72004762
It had James Spader back when he had hair, that's enough to give the whole show a pass.
He's a saint, I wont hear a bad thing said about him.Pls don't mention Age of Ultron.
suits is comfy during breakfast. also all the suits are shit and the best are the ones of harvey.
>reminder not to wear belts with your trousers. wear only trousers with high waist and with adjustable things on the sides to fit the pants on you.
the dresses in those women are good too.
best girl is the blonde
>it's a they have literally never lost a case episode
>>72004884
She has pure autism. I'd feel guilty fucking her. I'd still do it though.
>>72004884
Someone finally gets it. Hot and loyal (for the most part)
I'd choose donna as best girl but I'm too beta for her
>>72004587
What did you just say to me?
>X, what are you doing here?
it's like they all have trackers on each other.
bunmp
>>72004587
Link to thread?
>>72004969
Donna sucks. I hate that kind of smug Mary Sue secretary character they portray her as
>>72004814
Forget about AoU.
The blacklist is a shitty show.
Will season 6 be a shit?
>it's a Louis fucks everything up again episode
>>72006730
>it's a Mike is an idiot even though he's supposed to be a super genius episode
>>72004587
This is bullshit and you know it
you're real son of a bitch y'know that?
We're done.
>>72006914
>We're done.
We're done when I say we're done!
>>72006914
>This is bullshit and you know it
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS
>>72004806
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holy shit literally every episode has these exact lines
>its a jessica gives someone THAT look and walks out of the room scene
>>72007037
>"Jessica!"
>"Harvey."
>"I was meaning to tell-"
>"Oh mean you thought I'd never figure out what you were up to?"
>>72004587
>"Y-You're brilliant!"
>"I know. I'm Donna."
>>72004806
See that's funny because.........
I'm Donna
You're goddamned right
This is bullshit and you know it
Insert a joke about mike's memory
Thats not my problem
>>72004806
Well then you better start thinking and you better start thinking NOW
>>72004884
They're called suspenders mate
>>72004884
>no belt
How the fuck is someone meant to do the /tv/ powerstance with no belt in pants with suit pockets? Jeans have powerpockets already but pants usually don't.
>>72007277
He might mean those adjustable pull-through tabs/clips like a bra strap or pair of heavy work shorts.
>its a harvey gives someone an ultimatum scene
>it's a someone says something completely unrelated and before they even finish the anecdote mike gets a brilliant idea and runs out of the office to solve the case episode
Bonus points if the anecdote involves a pop culture reference or someone's family member.
>>72007277
yeah suspenders are good , but there are also a strap >>72007370
like he says and like harvey wears. Generally speaking, wearing a belt means that your pants is not tailored to you, aka non-bespoke, aka you are a pleb.
>>72004587
They sure love to say shit or some variation of it. They must have a certain quota they must fill per episode.
>>72004884
Best girl right there fäms
I wonder how the actors manage to remain composed and say these repeating lines on every episode
>Jessica: harvey, before you say another goddamn word, i want you to know that i just ate a big bowl of shit for you!
My all tilme favorite quote.
>>72004884
someone post her red dress.
Stopped watching after Season 2. Is it worth watching ironically after that?
>Harvey's Dad was Max Payne
Shieet.
why is this shit already in season 6? first 2 seasons were enjoyable after that everythin gwent down each season
they better stop after this season or this becomes like supernatural with 12 seasons
>>72004587
>>72004587
>it's a louis keeps using autistic one liners that barely make sense with context episode
>>72010849
louis is good
>>72008976
Somewhat. The first half of season 3 is entirely about Rachael and Mike and it's insufferable
But it gets okay again for the second half of season 3 and after
>>72004639
You forgot the "what the hell is this?"
Dropped this show at the start of s3
It's all downhill after S01E01 which was really fucking good... I can only imagine how shitty it is now
>>72009394
Does this fancy New York law firm not have a HR department? Because that sounds like something they should hear about.
>>72013865
yeah but harvey helped them with a hit and run case 40 years ago so now they will do anything for him
>lawyers
>people who lie for a living
>friendships and relationships twist and turn because one lawyer lies to another lawyer about something
What the fuck
>>72006707
I saw last episode where they spent 20 minutes showing all the characters smoking weed.
so how will they come out of this one? keep in mind, the resolution has to feature:
>harvey saying "damn it" and "bullshit"
>jessica saying "what the hell is this" and "i don't give a damn"
>louis messing everything up
>someone receiving a file and saying "does this mean what i think it does"
>a character from the past comes back to screw them just when it looks like they've won
What do people think of this show? I liked the first 3 seasons, but I haven't bothered to watch more of it.
>>72015059
There was a weird as fuck episode, which I'm 99% sure was written as a bet by the writers room, where they didn't explain a single aspect of the case or the laws involved.
Just their clients name, the other firm and that there was a case and that Harvey had something unethical he could use but it would damage his relationship with his girlfriend.
An ENTIRE episode of a legal drama without a single legal term. I was impressed.
fat boy roland was obsessed with this show
>>72006942
>>72006963
I said we're god damned DONE!
*Model runway walk out of office*
Next week, on USA's SUITS
>best god damn closer
>muh harvard
>FIX IT
>It's my job to know
>I trusted you
>You broke your promise
>never go to court kiddo
>they burried evidence under a mountain of paperwork but I'm gonna find it anyways
>they are asking to move up the trial's date
>muh harvard
>they are stalling
>witness double crossed me
>muh harvard
>well, technically..
>antagonist is "into the whole yale thing"
>outside the god damn box
>muh interns
>It's a mike and harvey spew lines from the wire obvlious to the fact that The Bunk somehow looks a lot like mike's fiancee's dad.
>It's a Luis gets socially humiliated episode
>It's a rachel/donna/other random female cast member is not just a god damn bimbo subplot
>remember we're the ELITE because IVY LEAGUE MEANS WE'RE SO SMART
that show went to shit faster than White Collar. Neal is a better mike.
>Harvey mentions a famous person who is his client and friend.
>Not one of then ever ends up on the show.
>>72015819
ah I forgot perhaps the ultimate suit line..
>muh NAME ON THE DOOOOOOOOOR
>>72004884
>the best are the ones of harvey.
Given that he's wearing bespoke Tom Fords, one would hope so.
>>72004884
i want to have sex with her
If we can get enough phrases and tropes we can make a suits drinking game.
>>72004884
her fucking ass
>>72016726
>>72017749
tatoo.= confirmed trash
DROPPED
>>72005026
what are you saying?
>>72015059
>I don't care what I said, Louis
>Louis, you said you would take care of it
>>72015919
>>Given that he's wearing bespoke Tom Fords,
how do you know?
>>72017749
She's on 12 Monkey's every episode on Sci-Fi. It's almost as good as the movie, but not as trippy.
>>72004587
>yuppie show
fucking disgusting
