Why isn't there a Stephen King thread?
Pic related seems relevant to current news
>>72002160
It looks like you just started one. Congratulations. I hope this is the beginning of an epic new meme
>>72002160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXgbUsuUcoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv6QfPCPsv0
>>72002160
Stephen King predicted this shit. The meteor was a metaphor for the caliphate.
>>72002297
Truly amazing
>>72002160
And you used the poster from the French theatrical release. Bonus points for that
>>72002787
nuance is key
>>72002160
They're playing this at Alamo Drafthouse next week. Coincidence?
![idris-elba-spotted-as-the-gunslinger-on-dark-tower-nyc-set-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VSKCKVX.jpg "idris-elba-spotted-as-the-gunslinger-on-dark-tower-nyc-set-10[1].jpg")
Will they include the scene from the book where hedances the Commalain the movie, /tv/?
>>72002160
How much cocaine do you think Stephen King did during production?
>>72003025
A lot.
>>72003025
Tons, he almost got a stage hand killed because he was Hugh all the tine
>>72002160
>Pic related seems relevant to current news
Too soon bro
>>72003025
Shame about his face.
>>72003025
He was already doing a lot of cocaine for a dorky white man living in Maine at the time, but on a movie set in the '80s? It was probably a constant stream. There was probably a production assistant whose job was to just keep shoveling the cocaine into Stevie.
>>72003124
>Hugh
I heard Hugh Jackman was a Huge Actman
Idk why. I love this cheesy movie. Just comfy and relaxing. I love apocalyptic settings and people stuck in a place. Idk why. Like Tremors and dawn of the dead. I guess after awhile I think it be fun and just different. But I would know I would die soon. After all I'm a minority.
>>72002160
So, yeah, I'm damn sure King is a satirist.
Carrie was supposed to kill the prom movie
Misery was supposed to kill the Manic Pixie movie.
Maximum Overdrive was supposed to kill the Stephen King Movie.
>>72002160
This movie fucking sucked. The terrible dadrock soundtrack ruined any possible atmosphere, and therefore any chance of actual scares.
>>72003806
Agreed
The Mist is what maximum overdrive should have been but with cars instead of bugs
>>72004172
except The Mist was ruined by obnoxious characters and hamfisted social commentary
>>72004250
Tom Jane is a treasure
>>72003334
>Huge Actman
never unsee
>It's a twelve year olds running a train on the only female in the group to celebrate defeating an interdimensional horror scene
>>72003334
He's a huge guy
>>72004344
>>72003806
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>>72002839
Does /tv/ not know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt1sOfQcPzI
>watch out for that road!
>yfw The Happening wasn't like this
Would've been more entertaining with parasitic spores overtaking everything they came into contact with.
>>72004399
a hue jacked man is a huge act man
