right, I need 3 risottos, 2 salmon, 2 wellingtons, and 2 bass and don't fuck it up, alright?
PAN
HOT
IT'S
>>72001542
3 ristrettos, 2 salads, 2 wellingtons and 2 bass.
YES CHEF!
>>72002090
>monty python theme song starts playing
c-can you repeat it chef?
>>72001542
DUDE GIVE PEOPLE UNREASONABLE DEADLINES SO YOU CAN YELL AT THEM FOR FAILING LMAO
>>72002207
ARE YOU DEAF YOU FOOKING
D O N K E Y
O
N
K
E
Y
Right, I need one 'za, greasy as fuck, doughy and raw, I want it to look like a fucking shotgun wound.
RAW
>>72002267
i-i'm just nervous chef *sweat furiously while spilling spaghetti*
I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF
I crack up every time I see the word 'raw' irl because of these threads tbhwy
>>72002469
JUST GIVE ME THE NOMINATIONS AND WHY, YOU FOOKING DONKEY
>>72001542
IM SORRY CHEF I FUCKED UP I FORGOT HOW MANY RISOTTOS YOU SIAD
>>72002487
'EY YOU
YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
SHUT IT DOWN
YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT
SMELL THAT
TELL ME, DO YOU CONSIDER THAT EDIBLE?
BLOODY HELL
STUNNING
VIBRANT
RUSTIC
I just watched the Amy's Baking Company episode again and holy fuck I kinda feel bad for the husband. Sure, he's some rich Iranian or Indian or whatever high-roller but he's obviously in WAY over his head with what he thought would be a hot piece of ass and he knows if he ever divorces her she'll take half his shit.
Which episodes are essential Ramseycore?
>>72002868
Battle of the Bastards
>>72001542
SCALLOPS WHERES MY SCALLOPS
CHEF MY NOSE IS BLEEDING
>>72001542
IT'S FUCKING RAW
>>72002937
WEL, THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU CAN'T SMELL THE FOOD BURNING!
>>72001542
HORNS
RAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
C-c-chef the risotto will be another 10 minutes...
RAISE THE STANDARD
I think the chicken is raw chef, should I cook another one?
I SMOKE THE MEATS
>>72002564
YOU WANT ME TO WIPE YOUR ASS TO? ASK YOUR FUCKING TEAM! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL
>>72002311
i'm autismo, do people really abbreviate pizza like that?
>>72002989
WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
>>72002989
THEN YOU'VE GOT 8 MINUTES BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
>>72003097
No you massive fucking idiot
CHEF IT'S NAP TIME AND I CAN'T FIND MY BLANKET
>>72002989
ARE YOU FUCKED? GET OOO*voice-crack*OOUUUT YOU PILLOCK
EH BIG BOY
>>72003044
IT'S PINK YOU DENSE SHIT! THAT'S FOR YO YO FUCKING MA! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YO YO MA? FUCK OFF!
Here's the burger you wanted, chef.
I'M 5'6
I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M COOKING CHEF
>>72002868
I haven't been able to find it since but there's one episode where a waiter used to cook some sort of french pastry at the table but management took it off the menu a couple years ago.
Gordon asked to try it and he loved it, such a cute and rare moment seeing him actually enjoy the food on kitchen nightmares, Only other two instances I can recall off the top of my head is Momma Cherri's and some other old black women who made tasty cakes.
>>72003258
...get out. I SAID GET OUT! AND TAKE YOUR SHITE BURGER WITH YOU TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH YOU'VE FAILED AT YOUR JOB!
CHEF HERE'S THE SMOKED DUCK YOU ASKED FOR
>>72003276
PUT ON A PAIR OF STOCKINGS
>>72003258
what the fuck
For my signature dish I've chosen the "frankencumber". I feel the barbecue sauce brings out the flavor of the frankfurter sausage, while the cucumber slices really give you the "summer" feeling that you'd associate with a barbecue on a hot summer day
>>72003329
STUNNING
>>72003301
Bland. I mean really bland. Did you season any of it? The texture.....it's like eating a wet golf ball. Can you take it back to the kitchen and have them try it please? *Stares into the Camera* Wow.
OH MAI GOHD
>>72003258
memes aside. what the fuck man
>>72002134
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS
LEARN HOW TO LISTEN OR FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE
>>72003329
BEAUTIFUL
MM
THAT'S GOOD
>>72002426
Ay. My sides
>>72003329
YOU, CHEF, HAVE RAISED THE STANDARD YOU ARE A THREAT IN THIS COMPETITION
>>72003461
SORRY CHEF!
3 RISOTTOS ARE UP!
>>72003605
Was this frozen?
>>72003605
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
>>72003605
TERRIBLE
sorry chef the sausages are taking a bit longer than expected
>>72003605
DHONKAY
why are these threads always so god damn entertaining
i love you guys
One bass done chef!
>>72002985
Sounds like the Nights watch horn
>>72003742
You're having a larf, right?
You're having a FUCKING larf, while CUSTOMERS are out there WAITING for their FUCKING meals to be SERVED?!?!
>>72003686
THAT'S IT
CLOSE THE KITCHEN
>>72003686
ARE YOU PULLIN MY PLON-KAH??!?
DEWBURRY!
>>72003686
YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
>>72003686
holy shit
AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS
Were we using skub for these dishes or not, chef?
And now the continuation of Hell's Kitchen
IF DOUBLE INTERGERS YOU CAN GO FUCK OFF CHEF!
NEEDS SALT
>>72002311
don't forget to make it thin-crust
>>72003802
TWO SALMON READY TO GO CHEF!
eeeEEEERRRrrrr
Would anon like to get left RAW by Ramsay?
ITS
>>72003892
>using skub for anything
I wouldn't serve skub to my dog.
>>72004068
you are most likely inbred
>its 2 hours into this thread and /tv/ still hasnt gotten a single entree out yet
COME ON GUYS, WHERES THE FOOKIN SCALLOPS
>>72004066
FUCKING
>>72004124
KANGZ
Hey chef wild night huh? Don't why you took your shirt off at Momma Cherris but I get it you need to look cool and stuff...
SHRIMP'S UP CHEF
>>72004112
I thought you said risotto
>>72004124
RAW
...
>>72004112
R-right chef! Marinated short ribs, macaroni salad, and two scoops of white rice served on a platter!
>>72004112
Here's those scallions you asked for, chef
>>72004153 you
>>72004154 you
>>72004196 you
FUCK OFF
GET OUT
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING JACKETS
>>72004196
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING
A GOOD, RUSTIC DISH
Here's that cheese board you asked for, C-Chef.
>>72004248
ayyyyyy
Catering seems like a fucking miserable work environment.
My friend is a chef and the faggot can't stop pointing out everything wrong with food or what could be better when we're eating.
![kraftdinner[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7uNXoIy.jpg "kraftdinner[1].jpg")
pasta with tomato basil sauce and fresh cracked pepper is ready chef
>>72004175
what is the context of this
>>72004269
WHERE HAVE YOU PUT MY SIDES
>>72004112
HERE IS THAT SCALP YOU WANTED CHEF
THE GUY STRUGGLED A LOT BUT I GOT IT
>>72004304
I used to cater so I know what it[s like and honestly it's not that bad aside from the clean up and the bathing
>>72004363
Closest I got was being a waiter for a summer.
Was your head chef an absolute mad man like Gordon? Mine was a body building meat head.
>>72004309
Right... now just be generous with that olive oil for that nice and consistent texture. Yesss... now salt and peppa.
>>72004321
Stunning, gorgeous
>>72004309
Ramsey got too excited.
>>72004220
AHhhh... I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE, EH?
It's a shame...cooked beautifully...but wrong fucking order
>>72004042
REEEE
I HATE THIS FUCKING SOUND EFFECT SO MUCH
Is the US version of Hell's Kitchen any good after the first season?
CHEF I WANT MY MOMMY
>>72004966
only if you really like >>72004042
>>72005007
I'll give you your mommy
*unzips dick*
WTF i hate chefs now
>>72004321
ARE YOU FUCKED
>>72004430
RUSTIC
>>72003097
>>72003141
I've heard people firsthand that say "za" and mean pizza. And they're serious about it.
>>72003258
What is happening here
>>72004068
Get a load of this pretentious fuck. I bet your mother never even made you a
Skubghetti growing up
>>72004109
>>72006021
>skubfags getting super defensive when their shitty """"""""""ingredient"""""""""" gets called out
lol /sp/ memes
fuck off you incoherent spamming retards
>>72004068
>this fag doesn't serve skub to his dog
Chill out chef let's go for a ciggie
>It's a James May gets drunk and makes a shitty fish pie that blows Ramsay's "cuisine" out of the water episode
>>72002842
he steals tips from his workers, he's fucking piece of shit. They deserve eachother.
>>72009389
damn straight son. For those unaware that's also super fucking illegal and the restuarant got closed down soon after to no one's surprise.
>>72004050
is that boss?
Why does /tv/ hate Gordon Ramsey so much?
>>72004042
Mandatory
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
