APOLOGIZE
MAKE FREAKS AND GEEKS REUNION YOU CUNT
EAT A DICK, GUY
I'm sorry
I hope he has a heart attack.
>come on guys, we've had our differences, but please please PLEASE buy a ticket to this and we'll all just have a good time
>>71998376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB7g8hSJ66Y
0:45
Anybody see this? Kate McKinnon on NBC Today, fake laughing at the "hilarious" Ghostbusters movie.
They know it's shit, and they're scared.
So is "haters" a word? Has it always been one?
>>71998376
>We need it.
is he talking about what I think he's talking about?
>>71998584
haters (n. pl.): those who are gonna hate.
>>71998584
It's been one since "haters gonna hate" was a thing in 2010
>I've been calling you a misogynist for months but now PLEASE watch my movie
wew
Why even mention the "haters"?
He's clearly ass blasted.
>>71998584
Fuck off grampa.
>>71998793
player hater in the 90s
>>71998376
For a guy who lurked 4chan all day long, Janni didn't reply to more than six people. If there was a shitposting problem or, say, people were being insensitive, only the top whiteknights could report to the janitors to discuss the problem.
Everything was through automated reports, Jani hated socialization. He didn't want anyone interrupting his constant eating, and he didn't want anyone listening to him wheezing.
Hundreds of redditors depended on Jani and he got a piece of every hot pocket they made. It was ass kissing just like on reddit except they were doing it here on 4chan.
Now all they got from Jani was protection from posters looking to laugh at them. And that's what it's all about. That's what his mom could never understand, that what Jani and the mod team does is offer protection for people who are allergic to fun and can't go to Moot. That's it,
That's all it is. They're like the police department for faggots.
>>71998808
he's only saying it for sympathy points since those frogs got ran over today, if that didn't happen he would still be talking shit
How convenient that we need something that we need to pay for and that he profits from.
>isis on a rampage
>hey, lets sit in a confined space for a few hours
#BanAssaultTrucks
Alright haters, enoughs enough. Time for you to see ghostbusters
*sweats profusely*
>>71998553
>0:45
>Anybody see this? Kate McKinnon on NBC Today, fake laughing at the "hilarious" Ghostbusters movie.
>They know it's shit, and they're scared.
Of course she's fake laughing. She was there when the scene was shot in 20 takes, has seen the movie multiple times during edits and the final version. She's on Today to sell it, but genuinely react to it. AUTISM
pissing men babbys blown the fuck out again
jesus christ can they recover??
>>71998890
>but genuinely react to it
NOT genuinely react to it
>>71998376
is this real?
Its 4chan, how should i know?
>>71998748
i guess yes
>>71998541
this here
APOLOGIZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxoXN0EaOtU
>>71998553
banter fail
I kind of like her vibe but with SNL and this misguided rehash she's in with hacks in tired formulas.
She seems "better" than the impersonations she is becoming known for but that is what you have to do on SNL because that's what the original cast did, same with the movies.
She seems to have a spark and could do something but I just wish she would do something new.
They really make comedy look like a profession.
>>71998890
>>71998928
Everyone knows this, that why she doesn't have to laugh at all.
Why would you chose to force it so hard? If it was genuinely funny you wouldn't need to, the audience would just find it funny.
This reaction is "no seriously it's funny I swear, if you aren't laughing you're wrong".
It also shows how bad an actress she is, which isn't a good idea when she's trying to sell a movie she acted in.
I kinda feel bad. Guy just got caught up in this retarded shit
>>71998553
jesus, I cringed.
>using a tragedy to promote his movie
What a fucking jew.
Let the games begin
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=apsNZMER3xc#/53;56
>>71998584
As far as I'm concerned, an unironic use of the word "haters" is an automatic admission that you are incapable of legitimately defending yourself or your work against criticism.
>>71998376
I HATE THE HATERS
I RAPE THE RAPERS
I AM THE IDIOT
WHO WILL NOT BE HIMSELF
>>71998376
>violent terrorism happens
>everyone, lets all unite and watch my movie
Never let a good tragedy go to waste.
>>71998376
WAKA WAKA
>>71998553
>the stock 1950's sci fi noise that thing makes
No effort was put into this movie. Looks like and episode of SNL
>>71998553
shes..................kinda hot
>>71998376
>see my movie, please?
>>71998988
Just go to his twitter page and check for yourself you lazy bastard
>>71998553
I did, and the whike time I just kept thinking hown much I wanted to lick her armpits.
>>71999494
That's what I do too, I usually just keep my mouth shut when people ask me what I think of things because people now have that automatic rebuttal that they think wins the discussion.
>>72000214
*Whole, how
Fuck me...
>Sony Pictures predicted a $38-40 million performance
Meanwhile, all theatres are empty.
>>71998376
>go see ghostbusters or you're a misogynist AND you support terrorism
this guy can go suck dicks until the heat death of the universe
My old man took my to see Ghostbusters in the theater when I was seven.
I'm looking forward to taking my daughter to the new one this weekend.
You fags are missing out.
>>72000768
Your wife's daughter Sha-nay-nay?
My old man took my to see Ghostbusters in the theater when I was seven.
I'm looking forward to taking my wife's daughter to the new one this weekend.
You fags are missing out.
>>71998376
Paul FAG
>>71998376
>Exploiting a tragedy to sell your shitty movie.
Someone needs to put him down.
>>72001267
Oh shit, that can't be real.
>>72001267
lmao
>>72000341
Boxofficemojo is predicting a 50m opening.
>>71998553
I'd like to be a fucktoy for her and her girlfriend.
>>71998553
God women can't riff at all
>>72001963
Is that good or bad? I can never tell.
>>71998376
>We need it
Yeah I bet you do
>>72002039
Good and higher than what sony hopes for.
>>72001423
100% top bantz from Dick "Pool Boy" Roeper
>>72002039
It would be great if it wasn't going up against two big movie premieres the next week, it will have limited staying power since another kids film(Ice Age) and the new Star Trek movie both come out then. So those two and Pets will both seriously give it problems going forward since Pets is going to be around for awhile.
>a Jew uses a tragedy to push his product
WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED
>>72001267
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK REEEE
>t. Twitter post
Pretty embarrasing, to be honest
>>72002039
Not high enough to give it #1 I don't think. Pets will probably stay on top.
Unfortunately this weekend is their only unimpeded chance to make money.
Star Trek next week is opening amid it's own social "controversy" and is going to steal a lot of young adults (JJ-Trek is very popular among young men AND women whereas tracking shows GB has little male appeal)
and of course Ice Age will pull in families
If it makes anything short of $500m WW I think it'll be seen as a failure. $145m production budget and another $145 on promotion and advertising is a tough pill for Sony to swallow when they've already crashed and burned two of their biggest IPs
>>71998376
/tv/ was legitimately wrong about this movie though.
75% on Rotten Tomatoes? I'd say that's pretty good.
>>71998541
This
I think Ghostbusters is going to be the biggest box office hit of the summer.
>>72002328
Yeah Pets is still looking like it will be #1, GB is going to end up 4th or 3rd next week and then it will just be a free fall because the new Bourne movie comes out in 2 weeks and it will be totally forgotten about by then.
>>72002534
>the biggest box office hit of the summer
that's going to Dory
>>72002388
I'd say you're a moron
>>71998418
THIS.
>make an amazing show, the best show about teens ever
>direct some of the best episodes of classic tv comedies like The Office and Arrested Development
>end up making mediocre movies staring some fat cow whose every other punch line is "lol I'm fat"
>>71998541
The desperation is palpable
Ghostbusters 2016 is the participation ribbon of cinema
>>71998553
>Kate McKinnon on NBC Today, fake laughing
Wow you weren't kidding. That performance was so fake and over the top she could play Hilary Clinton in a comedy sketch.
She knows it is an absolute bullshit cash grab to the legacy of the franchise.
>>71999041
>>She seems to have a spark and could do something but I just wish she would do something new.
I think she has a spark about her too but then I think her and Leslie Jones weren't ready for a big film yet.
>>72002534
That's not Warcraft
Ok has anyone heard ANY positive buzz about this movie in their local area? Everyone I know in my work/friend circles are aware its a dumb reboot and arent in a rush to see it at all. So yeah Im inclined to believe the raving reviews are damage control bullshit
holy shit i didn't even realize this movie was out
>search google for release date
>2 stars on IMDB
>no china release
>started as estimated 50mil opening weekend, dropped to 48, now down to 40mil
>beat by secret life of pets
holy shit
>>72002913
Everyone's just raving about Pets
>>71998376
>>71998376
>Now let's all just have fun. [there was a terrorist attack today so...] We need it.
>and by "We" I mean myself and Sony Pictures who have a lot riding on this movie and desperately need it to perform in the box office.
>>72003119
>Its "companies pretend to give a shit about tragedies" episode
This is like E3 with the ribbons again isnt it?
>>72002913
I remember a britbong posting seating choices when it premiered overseas back on the 11th and showing us a very, very empty theater.
>>71998553
why couldn't they do a ghostbusters with her and 3 other attractive females so the male audience has something to watch?
>>71998553
0:34
Why did she put her arms up in the air and stick her leg out /tv/?
>>72002913
>the raving reviews are damage control bullshit
>raving reviews
How do people still not understand how RT works, no matter how many times it's explained to them?
>>72003725
>why couldn't they do a ghostbusters with her and 3 other attractive females so the male audience has something to watch?
Yes anon, clearly it should follow in the footsteps of such sexual titans as Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd.
>>72003804
We both know that the only reason they are making this is as a desperate cash grab and not because they give a fuck about the original GB, why not please (potentially) half the audience?
>>72003767
Look I know RT is bullshit, Im just pointing out all the vain PR
>>72003864
Who cares why they're making it, as long as it's funny?
>why not please (potentially) half the audience?
I'm pretty sure the male audience can handle watching a movie that doesn't please their ducks the entire time. Give them some credit.
>>71998376
That's what he should have said in the first place.
Honestly, I wouldn't have the revulsion I have for this film if they hadn't acted like such horrible cunts because they put out a shit trailer that no one liked.
I probably still wouldn't have seen it in the theaters, but I might have rented it. Now just seeing the logo makes me a little angry.
>>72003933
If you want me to see this movie, my duck must absolutely remain pleased the entire time.
>>72000048
https://youtu.be/3aMs9KqCU5g?t=8m27s
>>72002766
>she could play Hilary Clinton in a comedy sketch.
she has.
>>72003804
>implying Zeddemore wasn't a hunk and a half
>We need it.
>>71998376
I'm sorry that your film sucks a box of cinnamon toasted dicks. Go to bed Paul.
>>71998793
>"haters gonna hate" was a thing in 2010
People have been saying "haters gonna hate" since 1998. Were you literally born in the 90s, mate?
This video is like from 2000.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD9A8x_xn5g
>>71998376
Why do they keep mentioning haters and white males.
Are they so fucking insecure that they have to make things up?
Maybe people don't like the look of it or the movie at all because the cast are a bunch of old unfunny OAPs. The official clips on YouTube show that.
>>71998553
wtf I kind of like Kate McKinnon now
>Feig
>>71998553
That had to be bitterly sarcastic / parody right?
No way that was supposed to be taken as a genuine "haha, wasn't that funny for real"
>>72003761
Q U I R C K Y W E I R D O
>>71998553
*kaff kaff*
>>72002913
>pets is doing really well
>bourne is a week away
Only Sony can fuck up this badly.
>>72004439
Saw it tonight in a mostly empty Imax. It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be.
>>71998376
Anyone think France is going to affect ticket sells for the weekend?? Especially for a movie about ghosts??
>>72009429
dude, I wouldnt want to be in a theater right now.
Time to trigger /tv/
>>72009695
And there it is.
>>71998376
>Using the word haters after the age of 16
>>72009695
>"Gee Paul, this scene where she tries to rape Kristen Wiig seems a little too much for a PG-13 movie."
>"HOW CAN WE MAKE THE MOST PROGRESSIVE MOVIE OF THE CENTURY IF WE DON'T SHOW GAY CHARACTERS BEING GAY? COME ON, THEY NEED TO SEE EVERY ASPECT OF BEING GAY, OTHERWISE HOW WILL WE UNDERSTAND HER CHARACTER? COME ON, IT'S 2016!"
>>72002913
There is some radio contest going on to bait people to post #GHOSTBUSTERS on Instagram..
>>71998376
HEY LISTEN WE'RE ALLBERE TO HAVE FUN BUT I WANT TO MAKE THIS PERFCTLY CLEAR
SOMEBODY
DOESN'T
LIKE
ME
YES THATS RIGHT FOLKS WE GOT
HATERS, JUST FILLING YOU IN ENJOY THE MOVIE