>And in what could be a billion dollar idea... let's insult and antagonize our core demographic
>>71998346
Damn. Sunk my submarine.
>>71998346
Can't wait until Monday.
>>71998346
Let me guess. The couple who picked the back seats are not going to watch the movie and do something else.
>>71998954
>implying you didn't do this in high school
>>71999164
nobody on /tv didnt anything remotely resembling that
>>71999234
>senior year
>go see lame percy jackson movie or something
>midway she puts her hand on my crotch
>I move her hand back to the armrest because I don't want her to know how small my dick is
>I put my hand over her crotch
>make circular movements over her jeans and she just looks at me and laughs
>put hand back
>finish movie staring straight forward
>her friend picks her up
>drive home alone
>>71999234
Pretty sure it's what the Marvel movies are designed for.
>>71999434
>>71999434
this i may actually believe
>>71999234
i did
>>71999434
>didn't drive into oncoming traffic to kill yourself
This story is fake
Is buying move tickets in advance a thing now?
>>71999748
What rock have you been living under?
Next showing, starts in 30 minutes.
>kek
>>71998346
Holy shit. What does it mean?
>>72000002
It's like that here too, show starts in 15 minutes.
>literal terrorist massacre just happened
>people will sit in a confined space for hours
sjws will blame islam for this
>>72000000
who got it?
>>71999234
>didn't have highschool romange
>didn't learn to fiddle with a bra strap in a darkened theater
That's why you're a fucking loser.
>>71998346
This is a new low for the board.
>>71998803
Underrated.
>>71998346
Aren't a lot of parents going to take their kids to watch this shit?
>>71998346
>Seat F11
wew lad
>>72000728
>sjws will blame islam
what world are you in?
>>72000834
>tfw the only remaining seats bought are directly in front of "him"
>>72000626
So many singles
>analysts think it will make $50 million this weekend alone
>>72000626
>dem two singles in the back corners.
lel
>>72000489
Sony confirmed for spending what's left of their marketing budget on tickets, so as to have a slightly less humiliating opening weekend
>>72000591
Why do people buy seats way off to the side that are way too close to the screen. It's like they're trying to fuck up their theater experience.
>>72000947
>jerkin' seats are all taken
>>72000988
sometimes the theater blocks off seats that are really bad for seeing movies in 3D
>>72001178
Gotta make sure you can see that giant ghost getting shot in the dick the way it was intended.
>>72000764
Buddy, there are a lot of reasons why I'm a fucking loser
>>72000728
If this theater is in America, nobody gives a shit about something happening in Europe. We all sort of just assume they're doomed anyway, except for Britain.
>>72001294
And yet here you are, still breathing my air.
KYS homo
>>72001432
>homo
How's middle school treating you, kiddo?
>>72001779
>look at him go
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