I am a cinema employee in the UK.
Ask me anything.
How often do they clean the showers?
>>71996581
Is there a crab special?
>>71996581
I assume all minorities get in for free?
>>71996581
Clean it up?
>>71996581
What's the curry of the day?
>>71996581
which cinema m8?
>>71996648
I've only cleaned them once, after the midnight screening of Warcraft.
Decades of grease and mould washed off that crowd.
>>71996687
No, we used to do Pepsi and crab but we changed to Coke and lobster.
>>71996720
Yeah, white Brits don't have to pay.
>>71996720
No, as much as they want to.
>>71996744
I wish, that's an easy clean up!
>>71996753
It's in Scotland.
>>71996774
Nice!
>>71996581
How greased are the poles you make the customers climb to get to their seats?
How do you work around prayer times? Does everyone stop working for prayer?
>>71996581
What is your salary? Can you even afford to buy a large coke and popcorn for 1 hours work?
>>71996581
When are your days for free Bird of Prey entry?
>>71996581
Why did they raise the price of seats for sheep? Just trying to date around
Ever spit/jizz in the food or drink? Like in the popcorn heaters or drink dispensers.
>>71996870
A lot of people stay after the movie to pray sometimes. It's a pain in the ass when we only have like 20 mins to get it ready for the next show.
I'm not running a damn mosque here.
>>71996877
It's not great, but with my employee discount I can afford a large coke AND a large popcorn!
Do you serve tea and biscuits?
What does it feel like to rely on parasitism of the USA to make a living?
Any new anvils coming in?
>>71996581
Why your country censor movies that has ninjas in it especially the word ninja?
>>71996581
On average, how many pumps of butter do you put on a fish and chips basket?
Do you know Robert?
>>71996934
Nah, I'm sometimes tempted to fuck with annoying customers food but no one's pushed me over the edge yet.
>>71996942
We actually do with the early screenings for the oldies!
>>71996759
>pepsi and crab
Fuck how did you sell any food at all?
>>71996974
Do we?
>>71996986
Our fish and chips come pre-buttered.
>>71996974
What? Really?
>>71996581
where the fuck are your latex gloves?
I wouldn't let you near my popcorn station
Biggest cunt you've ever seen at the cinema? Describe him/her.
>>71997052
>>71997047
No the original poster but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was always called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK when I was a kid.
>>71997052
That was just in the "video nasty" era after Bulger got killed and hasn't been relevant for years.
Why did cinema staff stop searching bags for food?
They used to always ask to look inside any bags you took in but they stopped a few years ago.
>>71997199
Mel Gibson used to rent out cinema 3 all to himself once a week and dress up in a kilt. He'd lock the doors from the inside and you could hear him screaming the whole time. When i'd go in to clean up there would be these strange blue faces all over the walls that kind of resembled Mel.
>>71997199
This week it was some woman who complained I didn't make her sons milkshake 'chunky' enough. They asked for a smooth one. She made a really fucking big deal out of it. What the hell.
>>71996799
Do you serve buckfast?
>>71997337
Nah, no one gives a fuck about people taking food in anymore.
>>71997346
Hahaha
>>71996746
Today's special is saxon tears served with a side mash and mushy peas.
>>71996581
What is the largest species of raptor in the UK?
>>71997372
No, but you would not believe how often we get asked
>>71997444
Sad thing is, I can
>>71996864
silly anon, poles were outlawed after the whaling explosion of '98. ladders are now the national standard.
>>71997487
A guy snuck in 2 or 3 bottles and necked them during the trailer before Creed.
He had to be ejected because he refused to stop shouting encouragement at the screen.
>>71996894
Unfortunately ever since that child lost a limb we have had to provide a temporary 3rd party insurance to all patrons entering the venue and the cost is included in the falcon entry fee.
>>71996908
Too many kiwis were trying to pass sheep off as their girlfriends to try and bypass our singles only policy.
>>71996952
The Moh 2000 comes out in early autumn
>>71996995
Actually he's my boss
>>71997188
That's not me in pic related, it's my boss Robert mentoring me on how a proper buttering is performed.
>>71997593
>>71997667
>>71997766
More interesting than my actual cinema stories, at least.
>>71996581
Are you a top or a bottom?
>>71996774
good thread
