Why can't people just believe that he likes her? Is this going to fuck up his career?
>>71995081
Bedhopping aside, I think Taylor Swift is beautiful, extremely talented, and mostly a good person. What single guy wouldn't date her?
>>71995888
cause she's a fucking trainwreck
>>71995888
Dating her is a dumb idea because eventually she'll break up with you and trash you in her songs.
>>71995888
It's not that. She's a known beard, she helped out Harry Styles etc because he was suspected to be dating one of the band members.
So Swift and Styles become a couple and spent most of their time doing PR stuff instead and photoshoots. Then she started doing it with every homo that needed to throw off the angry mob.
Tom Hiddleston is 100% gay, him hooking with Swift ruins any chances of becoming Bond.
>>71996008
I know it's got gossip that they're in a "lavender" relationship, but is there any actual evidence of either of them being gay?
I'm talking past lovers talking, spotted with strangers or anything like that at all?
>>71995888
Those with standards.
She is used goods.
>>71996154
Some insider was leaking the Taylor Swift/Harry Styles relationship as both were gay but if were found out would fuck up their careers as they just sang about girls or boys.
To prove it, the leaker mentioned all the planned dates the couple were forced to do, Midnight kiss at paris tower stunt and so on.
>>71996008
Well I'm certainly not gay so I would tap that as much as possible before the inevitable break up. I also wouldn't be a whiny bitch like Calvin Harris and just move on without fanning the social media flames.
>>71996221
Well what about Tom any actual evidence that he's gay? I feel like its just assumed do to Taylor's past. If anything he's bearding for her, as there's some actual evidence that Taylor may be gay.
Obviously this relation is some kinda pretty stunt but I'm just wondering if it's going both ways.
>>71995081
He was always pretty much assumed to be gay. Hooking up with Swift is more of a confirmation than anything else. He should have just come out. At least he wouldn't be looking ridiculous.
Wow, didn't expect to hear this from him, I was so sure he'd confirm it WAS a publicity stunt!
How the fuck did thy even meet?
>>71995081
>Why can't people just believe that he likes her?
She has an M.O. She hooks up, breaks up, then writes a song about it. With 15 other guys in front of him, he knows that. He can't possibly be stupid enough to ride that train without knowing where its going.
Either he doesn't give a fuck and is just enjoying the pussy while he can, or he really just wants the press to boost his career.
>>71996570
Through their agents.
>>71995081
So given that this relation ship will obviously end sometime soon, who do you think will be taytays next victim?
She would be perfect if she wasn't such a slut.
>>71996570
Well, if it's a paid gig, he sure wouldn't admit it, would he?
>>71996462
He's gay as fuck dude.
>>71996645
Doing sarcasm through typing is difficult sometimes.
>>71996679
Ah. My bad.
We need something similar to green text to indicate sarcasm.
whats the point in dating a girl with no ass
>>71995081
That dude in the back is hiddleston's boyfriend.
>>71995081
>Why can't people just believe that he likes her?
Because he's (up until this point) known to have been a very private person. He ran in completely different circles and didn't talk much about his personal life. In fact, the only time his romantic life was in any way exposed was when his own batshit crazy fans would send death threats to any woman he was photographed with in public.
Swift, on the other hand, is one of the most fake human beings on the planet and calls the paparazzi to follow her everywhere she goes. Everything she does is calculated to further her image and sell more albums.
It's just weird. Someone so private all of a sudden allegedly falling head over heels in love with someone so public after one brief chance meeting at a charity gala and constantly being photographed doing stereotypical "look how in love we are!!" things.
>>71996190
Almost every girl you find in the real world that is worth a look is used goods, what the fuck are you talking about
>>71996850
Nope, that would be his beleagured handler Luke.
>>71996008
Jake ain't gay
is he?
>>71996890
handler huh? bit of a graphic description.
>>71996903
I have a friend with a lot of JG behaviors. Doesn't care about sex in the slightest.
>>71996866
but they met at the met gala and had fun
>>71996903
Prob sucking cock in a back alley right now
>>71995976
This senpai.
Pump and dump her. You'll still get slagged off in a song but at least you won't have to put up with her autism.
>>71996008
>him hooking with Swift ruins any chances of becoming Bond.
I would have thought the opposite. People were crying when they thought Bond might be black, they'd whine even more if a faggot was becoming Bond. It sucks that he can't just be himself but I'm sure his agent said they need to go on the offensive and dispel rumors and raise his public profile in the lead up to Bond. This is how they are doing that.
>>71995081
It's hard to believe anyone likes her.
>>71997224
She has great legs
>>71996903
Gyllenhall is based as fuck
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/taylor-swift-lost-virginity-to-jake-gyllenhaal-then-cried-over-noshow/story-fn907478-1226830033002
>>71997286
I don't fancy her much but those legs/feet/thighs are godly
>>71995081
Wasn't she just named top celebrity earner on Forbes list? He's got walking around money, but he ain't got flying around money. Whether it's fucking or just bearding, he's got about 170 million reasons to stick around for this gig.
>>71997297
>got her virginity
>peaced out
Based.
>>71995888
>mostly a good person
She's treated calvin harris like shit. and there are tons of red flags around the way she treats other people around her. She does not seem to be a 'good person' per se
>>71997201
Suddenly showing up with a girlfriend is one thing. Suddenly dating a famous beard is quite another.
Bye, bye Bond.
"You chose poorly, Grasshopper."
>>71997297
She knew he was trouble when he walked in.
>>71996866
You're probably right but dudes chasing pussy do weird shit, even private dudes. Think Warren Beatty and Madonna.
>>71997868
Is there a more powerful substance than pussy on this planet? She is a verfied maneater and still has guys lining up
>>71998332
If I'm a celebrity and I'm just looking to date around and have some fun without getting overly attached, why not date/screw Taylor Swift?
I thought Tom Hiddleston was supposed to be a greasy weirdo, now he just looks like a budget Kevin McKidd
>tfw the inevitable tit and ass weight she gets when she gets pregnant
It's not too unusual for Loki to fall in love with Dazzler.
>Swift as a beard
>Swift dated Taylor Lauter
Hope is kindled
>>71997655
How many mainstream movie goers and Bond fans do you think know of or have even heard a rumor of Taylor as a beard?
I'm willing to best it's 1% at max.
Tom Hiddleston really really likes women, guys
>>71998474
Because she'll steal your soul, distill it and enjoy it as a nice refreshing beverage?
>>71998580
>Because the other 99 percent don't have access to internet rumor mill.
Kek
>marrying a girl who isn't a virgin
wheww lad
>>71999846
>you
>>71996890
Uh, yeah. Luke. His gay, constant companion, handler.
