>this is the Plan B
>you hear that?
>no
>exactly
>Time for Plan B
>What's Plan B?
>RUUNN!!!
>look behind you X is right there
>i'm not falling for that old trick
>but really it's right there just turn around
>nu uh
>>71990752
> I hope you brought friends
> there nit my friends
>>71990752
>Hope you got plan b
>A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
Fucking christ, if I have to hear this stupid god damn line one more time...
>>71991357
>Oh crap it's behind me isn't it?
>No it's right in front of you!
>watching late Moore era James Bond movie
>action sequence starts
>they don't even try to hide the stunt double's face
Movies that don't give enough of a shit to at least try to suspend disbelief get on my tits.
>what's plan B?
>RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!
>>71991758
Name one movie where they say this line.
>>71992436
BATMAN BEGINS
>sometimes...for the greater good...sacrifices must be made
>>71990752
You just don't get it, do you OP?
>We're on the march
>The Empire's on the run
>Is he bothering you?
>No he was just leaving.
>actor plays an instrument as well as their character
>it's quiet here
>...too quiet!
>we got to do the thing
>no, we're not doing the thing
>we have to do the thing!
>we're not doing the thing!
>...
>they do the thing
>>71993393
>but wait, which one of us has to do the thing?
>...
>>71992718
you played SC2: nova missions recently, didnt you?
>you're a loose canon, detective
>character 1: it's locked, we'll have to go around
>character 2: *kicks open door*
>>71993393
>we're NOT
>DOING
>THE SUPERVILLAIN SHUFFLE
does anyone actually enjoy these threads? Cause it seems to me to that these threads are just full of desperate poster scrounging for (You)s
>>71993492
I do.
I usually just read for the giggles.
I also like the humor on meta threads.
>I'm getting too old for this shit
I like these threads, brings attention certain things I've probably overlooked and seen 100s of times and think it's funny
>I'm too hurt you've got to leave me behind
>I can't
>Just do it man, I'll hold them off.. T-tell my wife/child I love them
>distant gunshots or explosion as main character faces it quickly then turns back to the mission at hand
>>71993492
Here's your (you)
This is Plan A: Dubs
This is plan B: Trips
>starts to pick lock or hotwire a car
>other person just opens the door or finds the keys
>>71994345
Name 3 flicks and 1 classic Kino that does this.
>>71995802
Taxi driver
Drive
Goodfellas
>>71996486
I said 3 flicks, so spit out one more.
>>71996629
Last Action Hero
>"this mission is suicide!"
>"i'll do it..."
>>71996727
>It's a muslim
>We've got company
>You just don't get it do you
>He's behind me... isn't he?
>She's gonna blow
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>You'll never get away with this
>I can do it in X hours/You've got X-1
>It's not what it looks like
>I can explain
>You look like shit
>It's me you want
>I've got a bad feeling about this
>X is my middle name
>We're not so different, you and I
>I wouldn't do that if I were you
>It's quiet...too quiet
>How do I know I can trust you?/You don't
>I didn't sign up for this
>Try me.
>You're off the case
>...That went well
>Not on my watch
>No time to explain
>Shit just got real
>Is that all you've got?
>Yeah, you better run!
>What about Plan B?/That was Plan B!
>Oh haha, very funny
>Is this some kind of sick joke?
>I was born ready
>How hard can it be?
>In English, please
>character 1 says thing will happen
>character 2 doubts thing will happen
>scene cuts to thing happening
>character 1: ''You were saying?''
>>71993916
>>71993950
Where you perhaps looking for these?
>you're not going to like this sir...
>>71997119
>Johnson what in gods name are you on abo-
>Sweet mary mother of god.
>>71992397
This only works if you build it up in a funny way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GaJUmefY1I
>>71993474
character 2 is a woman
>>71990752
>you are sorely mistaken
>no it is you who is mistaken
>*unzips masterfully planned out way of beating bad guy that wasn't ever brought up beforehand*
>>71999290
fuck
Battle Tendency was great
>uncertain ally aims weapon at hero
>DUCK!
>>71999290
>dub
actually not that bad
>intense battle scene
>character suddenly has moment of slow-mo silent reflection amidst the chaos, staring around at all the carnage around him
>close up of another character yelling at him silently
not gonna lie I actually love this
>>71999897
nothing will trump the british Space Invader Lum dub.
>>71993241
GOD THIS IS IN ALMOST EVERY TV SHOW AND MOVIE
>>71999897
>tfw Joseph and pic related are the same voice actor
Where are the reinforcements?
>we are the reinforcements