Burritos are probably the best food to sneak into a movie theater. Here's why:
>wrapped into a perfect portable shape
>can be eaten away at bit by bit to your liking and then wrapping back up for later.
>a meal unto itself, all wrapped together
>can be configured any way you want to your liking and never gets boring
>minimal cleanup. Once you finish eating it, you just toss the wrapper and bag on the floor so the cleanup crew can scoop it up.
Can /tv/ outdo burritos as the best sneaking food?
What has /tv/ snuck into the movie theater?
I snuck a large 'za into the cinemas. It fit under my jacket with room to spare :)
>>71978266
>sneaking a hot food that smells into a theater
seems legit
me? I'd eat crab legs
I use to sneak a Gumbo in holding it with my thighs until they caught me last week when I lost balance and it spilt allover the foyer floor
>>71978266
Not feeling like memery so I'll just be honest:
I usually sneak in Burger King food, when I wear a cloak in fall/winter up to 5 burgers.
I do a lot of sport so I don't have to fear consequences from eating that greasy shit once every other month
I take a 0.5 liter soda or selzer water
I drink half of that and my only thought during a movie is that I need to piss
>>71978360
>I wear a cloak
OK harry potter
Due to my theaters single policy, I get patted down every time I want to see a flick and always get my burrito confiscated
>>71978266
Why can't you just eat food at a table during a designated mealtime like normal people?
>>71978266
l snuck a litre of full fat milk into the movies as a kid thinking it would be a good idea
the milk got warm really fast and then l spilled it leaving me with nothing to drink my cookies with
Just candy, chips, and maybe a 20oz soda.
Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
I always sneak in a footlong with extra mustard
Crab legs. You can hide them in your pant legs and they eve articulate as you walk
>>71978266
I once snuck a plate of pasta into the theater, plate and all
Another time I snuck on a whole watermelon with a big ass knife and distributed slices around
My local theater doesn't have the most attentive staff
I like to enjoy a fresh deer liver with my movies
I smuggle it in In a ziploc with some onions
I gathered one yesterday for Tarzan
Two live king crabs. I told the staff that they were service animals and hid the lemon butter in my wife's son's diaper bag and told the staff the kid was autistic and had to be with his favorite propane grill at all times or he would throw a tantrum. I think the movie theater staff might have caught on after I left with only one of my crabs but they didn't give me any trouble.
Anything that Fuddruckers has
Everytime I go the movies I treat myself to budruckers, it's greasy, it's good and it's easy to sneak in if you have any sort of bag
Buttfuckers is honestly my favorite.burger joint now that I think about it
>>71978266
It's an American can't stop eating for a couple of hours episode.
Muh gorillion burgers
>>71978368
Well you have a half-empty bottle . . .
>>71978340
Whered you leave your bird, my dove goes mental when I sneak in my pot of of roasted sardines
![NachoMan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gzso8S1.jpg "NachoMan[1].jpg")
Nacho hat. One day.
>>71978266
Quarter pounder with cheese for a matinee Pulp Fiction session (for the meme) a few weeks ago, but I usually go for Burger King or Subway's BMT.
When I went to see Batman v Superman I knew it was gonna be a long one so I got a Ragin' Cajun steampot from Joe's Crab Shack. Unfortunately, I didn't know the plastic takeout container had vent holes in the lid so I spilled a lot of the liquid all over the inside of my favorite greatcoat.
>>71978266
>minimal cleanup. Once you finish eating it, you just toss the wrapper and bag on the floor so the cleanup crew can scoop it up.
>even if the OP is bait, there are people that actually do this shit instead of performing the simple act of throwing your shit away on the way out
>>71979860
I wish nacho hats were real.
>>71980376
It's the usher's job to clean the theater though.
>>71980455
It's common human decency to not just throw shit on the floor though.
>>71980476
...what? this looks disgusting
>>71980491
In the theatre you pay for the luxury of having a slave do it.
>>71980491
if it was really such a problem they could just put bins on the aisles or play a message about it like they do for cell phones
>>71980491
At the theater it doesn't matter because people are paid to clean it up regularly. I just toss my popcorn on the floor.
>>71980577
spread
prison food basically
made up of all the shit you can get from a commissary
though obviously that one's made in a restaurant of sorts in what I assume is mexico.
>>71979270
Quite funny lad
I go for sushi in a packet as my most daring, not too smelly
>>71980376
>>71980491
Employees are paid whether they're cleaning up or not, it's just a waste of man hours for them to be standing around for a half hour because everyone cleaned up after themselves. I get SSI from the government and don't feel like burning calories on taxpayer dollars to clean up a mess which a private business is already paying people to do regardless.
>>71980455
>REEE WAGIES WAGEKEKS ENJOY YOUR SHITTY WAGESLAVERY
>making a working person's job harder than it already is
Did your mother not teach you to not be a fucking pig?
One time my friend snuck in a cheap sushi tray from a supermarket.
And in the last ~40 minutes of the film he ran out to shit his guts out.
Fun.
>>71978266
>burritos aren't a thing in the UK
Why the fuck can't we get invaded by beaners instead of pakis?, I like a curry now and then but some of these burritos look god tier and i've never tried a proper one :(
I always just sneak in beer/booze. Can't imagine going to a movie without drinking.
>>71980794
>burritos aren't a thing in the UK
what?
there's plenty of burrito places here in manchester
there's barburrito who started out here and have several locations around the country now
and then there's the smaller joints here too that are pretty decent as well.
there's also taco bell but that's shit
>>71978266
I don't eat in the theater
But the one I go to is cool with people bringing in food
I remember for Star Wars
A group of neckbeards brought in like 5 small pizzas
>>71980476
That looks fucking disgusting, can't Americans eat normal food?
They put everyfuckingthing in the firdge and kitchen on a plate. Fuck me.
>>71980882
I don't eat out much these days besides kfc and maccy d when i'm hungover. I live in birmingham and i've never seen an actual burrito place, yeah places do 'wraps' but they aint the same as OP's pic.
>>71980882
Manchester isn't part of England, it's the equivalent of Mexico in The UK.
Even wear similar clothes too.
Anyone that thinks it's suitable to do this shouldn't be allowed to go to the cinema
>>71980476
What is happening here? I don't get it.
>>71980964
Ah, Birmingham. That explains everything.
Most Barburritos are up north or in scotland.
There's a couple in london I think.
My girlfriend and I noticed that they always check bags on the way in, but they never check your gun. We usually just sneak candy in, sometimes popcorn chicken if we bring the bushmasters.
Why are you so fucking pigs, amerifats?
>Need to stuff your mouth with food during a movie
>Feel is not only fine but is your right to turn the floor into a mess
>Daring to infest the place with disgusting smelling from heavy food
>All the annoying munching and crunching
>Movie theater is probably contaminated by all your farts and burps
How can anybody stay there for more than five minutes?
>>71981232
I honestly can't tell if this is real or not.
Shawarma
People thought there was a terrorist inside the theater
>>71978266
What is that, foil-wrapped shit?
>>71980710
>>71980491
t. rectum ravaged theater ushers
>>71981232
>carrying a gun to the movies
>america
Your second amendment sucks and needs to be changed
>>71981232
Explains the shootings...
>>71981600
It's ok to bring a gun to the movies if you are a normal, healthy person.
If a nigger or crazy person does it, though...
ive snuck in gummy watermelon candies and a six pack of coke
>>71981664
I understand being able to bring in a handgun for protecting your freedoms from obama and muslims, but a rifle seems a bit excessive.
Isn't it a hassle to carry around?
>>71978360
>I do a lot of sport
>>71981859
He's memeing you fuccboi
Nobody open carries rifles unless they're at some rally to make a point or nigs are chimping out and they're defending a business or themselves.
>>71978976
What a dumb nigger
>>71979571
Same here, but if I down have a gallon of brawndo to quench my thirst during ow my balls, I go apeshit
>>71981570
t.NEET
>>71978266
Or maybe just pass two hours without fucking eating like a fatass...
>>71978266
> What has /tv/ snuck into the movie theater?
Fockin' RAW BASS
>>71978266
>Wear cargo pants (pic related)
>Double decker taco in every pocket
>>71982300
americans eat hourly
I usually stuff my pockets with beans
>>71978266
No need to sneak in anything here, they don't even check my backpack. Glad to live in a free, trusting society.
>>71982764
>dont need to sneak anything because they dont check my backpack
are you implying they let your bring in whatever food you want?
>sneaking food into your local kinoplex
>not wealthy enough to buy a first class meal at your seat
>>71983320
>arabic menu
fuck off shitskin
>>71983418
>implying Im not white
Mashallah right in your face, my brother
I once saw a family of 12 come in and the mother had a gym bag. Just before previews began she unzipped it and pulled out several buckets of kfc. Why do people think this is ok?
>they were black
>>71978266
Cubano sandwich.
This is my go to.
>>71983550
>Believable
>>71980579
>luxury
>literally invented for poor plebians who could not afford opera tickets
lyl
Nothing, I'm not a fat piece of shit that can't keep from eating for 2 hours.
>>71980423
You could make your own and bring it into the theater
I once went out on a first date with a /fit/ asian dude to go watch Drive a couple years back when it came out.
He complained he hadn't eaten all day so we stopped by a Subway and he got a footlong to sneak into the theater and to eat loudly while watching the movie. He would loudly voice his opinions on the trailers and laugh at inappropriate times during the movie.
Later on that night we went into the local hills to fuck and he kept on remarking on how great his abs looked in the moonlight.
Good times.
>>71979043
beef jerky is easier than chips
>>71985488
I'm so glad I'm not gay.
That's a delicious looking burrito, no shit ingredients like lettuce or sour cream
>>71980376
Do you bus your own table at a restaurant? Because according to you it's just common decency to do someone's job for them.
>>71978266
What are the white pieces in the burrito? Shrimp?
>>71979571
You from NJ?
![Crab-Legs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UFjQr3I.jpg "Crab-Legs[1].jpg")
How do you cover up the *CRUNCH*, /tv/?
>>71981123
My god what massive faggots. Is this supposed to be satirical? Why not just put up a big sign "no fun allowed"?
>>71980476
this is why latinos are fat as fuck. i'm assuming this is mexican insanity since she is utilizing tortilla chips. but dat food safety handling skillz with the tongs tho...
>>71981232
kek
>>71981859
r u retarded nigga?
>>71980476
I'm sure this isn't actually thing.surely..?
a AR 15
>>71980476
>American """"""""""cuisine""""""""""
>>71985637
Pleb.
>Openly carrying a water bottle with me cause Florida
>Ticket ripper tells me "You can't bring any outside food or beverages but I'll let you go this time."
>Raise both my eyebrows because I can't believe this bitch is serious. They give you free water there anyway so why's it matter where I get the water from? Say "uh, ok..." and walk in.
>>71980794
Fuck you snow nigger! Fucking inbred ass island monkey!
>>71978266
>What has /tv/ snuck into the movie theater?
Mangos, pizza, strawberries, burritos, beer(a fucking six pack), burgers, soda, jerky, weed cookies, summer sausage, and mints.
>>71987511
he was being nice and thought you brought in a bottle with vodka.
>>71979270
Breddy good.
>>71980696
>I get SSI from the government
So you get tism bux?
literally about to head out the door to see the early 7pm screening of ghostbusters tonight. sneaking this in under my shirt
>>71978289
lol same. Looking back i don't know how I wasn't caught.
Kenny Rodgers Chicken.
Holy shit I miss Kenny Rodgers Chicken.
I'd get in our meals by pretending my wife was pregnant.
It was awesome.
>>71986007
I fart
>>71988960
>unactivated almonds
enjoy your nogains
>>71988960
Are those almonds activated?
>>71980710
poop
>>71989227
>>71989339
>yfw forgot to plug in my almond activating machine last night so i have to settle with disgusting no gains almonds
jkmimsar
>>71978924
Because it's shit. I want to have a Grill'd burger, not the shit they sell at the box office area. Movie+good food=happy
>>71978266
>Once you finish eating it, you just toss the wrapper and bag on the floor so the cleanup crew can scoop it up
Found the Indian
>>71989398
Did you at least have a homemade coconut?
Theatre still care about food being snuck in?
My theatre doesnt care, its your choice to bring the food you brought and paid for, and what's the point of causing a scene?
>>71986007
Suck all the flavours and juices and then swallow whole.
>>71986397
Oh yeah that's probably mexican, we dig that kind of shit
Why do americans feel the need to associate every activity with eating?
>>71990156
why are foreigners always talking about americans?
My country has a mandatory penis inspection prior to entry for conscription age males, so I avoid it due anxiety.
I just eat in the food court and sneak dollar store candy by stuffing the insides of my coat.
>>71990230
Finland?
>>71985871
Whole beans that have been sliced in half.
