how truly insane are you, /tv/?
>>71975747
I replied to this thread.
>>71975774
absolute madman
I tore the tag off a mattress
I liked the new Ghostbusters movie.
>>71975747
I poured my milk before my cereal
I give my cat dogfood instead of catfood
ITT: times you freaked mom like the jokester
>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the train, staring freakishly at cute girls
>take off my purple joker dinner jacket and throw it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the jacket and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the jacket
>put it back on, one last time
>one final joke
>stride hilariously out of my room
>travel up the corridor
>creep into my mother's room to ask her to drive me to the shops so she can buy me another white dinner jacket I can dye purple
>my mother is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the jacket infuses me with the spirit of the joker
>leap onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my mothers engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey semen all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "f-feed the d-dog... cat food"
>take the jacket off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my mom kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the collar on my crusty tie dye dinner jacket
>point my fingers to the stars like a gun
>fire the gun and bring my finger to my lips and blow
>"See you, space cowboy..."
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>it's going to be a long winter
>>71975893
This is a copypasta not worth posting in every joker thread.
>>71975747
I paid for both Civil War and BvS.
>>71975837
That IS insane. How do you know if you've really poured the right amount of cereal instead of having it float on top? HOW DO YOU GET ALL THR CEREAL WET!?
you frighten me
I channeled my piss through my foreskin while peeing instead of rolling it back, hehehheheheeh
>>71975747
I once threatened a guy on Call on Duty with my joker voice and he shut the heck up!
>>71975893
Once I didn't flush my piss.
>>71977344
I do this every single day and my beam is accurate as fuck
>>71975747
Crossed the traffic light because it was midnight and no other cars were there.
One time at the store I changed my mind about this pasta sauce I had.. I left it right in the dairy section cooler!! Haven't been back to that store since, they probably have my picture up!
>>71978680
I'm calling the fucking cops, you sicko.
>>71978680
Wait, it was red? No joke, that's not funny, what if a cyclist came through last second... you're fucked up.
Once I took a cookie from the cookie jar and mom asked me if I took a cookie and I say I didn't.
>>71975747
I just made pancakes and ate them without syrup. You wish you were as hecka insane as me.
>next generation of cucks to emulate the joker with tattoos, shitty cosplay, cringe posts on social media
I aint rdy freddy
This thing keeps me awake at nights because of how crazy I WAS.
>be me
>be 8
>be american
>be wearing shorts
>be summer
>be at backyard
>be asking my mom for icecream
>be telling me theres two in the fridge, one for me and my brother
>be told i have to save the other one for him
>eat mine
>hours later
>go to fridge
>eat his
>never tell anyone
>brother never finds out
>>71975803
now how will people know that it's fire retardant?
>>71978660
Me too :)
If I pull it back it's more likely to hit my face than the pissbowl
>>71977344
>>71978660
>>71979041
>having foreskin
Now THAT'S a good joke >:)
>>71975747
I once dumped a log at school and didn't flush.
>>71979128
I have it.
last time I made a ham sandwich I spread mayo over the ham instead of the bread
>>71975747
Is the Jared Leto a time traveler?
>>71979170
also, sex is completely different with a foreskin. I can say this because there is a very intense sensation on my rolled up foreskin whenever i enter my girlfriend bare (all the time, she takes pills).
My gf likes to play iwth it and even sticks her tongue between the foreskin and the head and moves it around, which feels amazing. The foreskin also gets a lot of precum in her mouth and she usually like to close my foreskin when I come and then suck the semen out slowly into her mouth.
Cutfags have it bad :(
>>71975747
I mixed coca-cola and pepsi.
>>71975747
I'm
PSYCHO
-SOMATIC ADDICT INSANE
>>71979262
madman
>>71979274
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
Psycho groupie cocaine crazy,
Psycho groupie coke,
Makes you high, makes you hide,
Makes you really want to go- STOP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIWG4Xn6m0U
Heh heh heh
>at fancy restaurant
>make the bathroom attendant wipe my bottom
>don't give him a tip
>>71979128
>Being cut
Whats that again, Efraim?
>>71979274
CYCLE
SO RAD IT'S ATTIC-INSANE
I'm pretty fucked up. AMA.
>yfw VIRAL video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t228nErxUA
>>71979495
can you give me some (you)s?
>>71979255
>>71979041
>>71977344
>>71979521
Who the fuck is the guy with he glasses?
>>71978592
was there a drought on?
I quit my new $19K job on he first day at lunch break before I sign the contract.
I still pee in the shower at 29.
Bought one air travel ticket for me and my dog Shasta.
>>71978831
I heard about that,they wrote a song about you,sicko
>>71975893
>ITT: times you freaked mom like the jokester
>Posts this
Well, you are as insane as the Joker for posting this overused pasta.
>>71979759
Don't let the world change you,anon.
>>71979229
>compares Joker to Robert Smith
TRULY INSANE
I returned my library book.... one day early
>>71975747
The new kind of trolling is also the most extreme. It is gaining strenght as we speak and doesn't figure on the chart.
The trolling consists in ignoring all other types of trolling exist. That is, you take things literally, waste your time explaing rhetoric questions and kill the other trolls as they are going to be forced to post "that's the joke" every single time.
You go on unchanged. You simply continue to explain things up to trolls, falling for them so seriously they won't know what to do. Jimmies completely unrustled.
This is the most insane type of trolling and I am somehow doing it right now as I explain this to you.
Good day.
>>71978680
>red light camera
Check this single. LMAO
>put my legos and megablocks in the same container
Haha dude I'm bananas
>>71979759
I still shit in the shower at 27
INHALE
>INHALE
INHALE
>INHALE
>>71979332
>>71975747
I was put on anti depressants for ADD but I didn't like getting high off it and read about natural remedies such as meditation. I knew how to "fake" the high from my first time, so I just threw the pills away and put on an act that I was on them.
One day my mom caught me meditating with my hands clasped in some mantra. Being the traditional Catholic woman she is, she sent me to my Psychiatrist and did full blood work and everything again--found out I handn't been taking my meds.
They sent me away to a facility where my only interaction was with nurses and orderlies. I was in a white padded room without any influence from the outside world for nearly 2 years. I was held back for a year and lost a summer.
>>71980049
>deleting the post out of shame
>>71980068
>implying you are not the one being trolled
Not enough layers of irony, tbqh famalam. You need to go deeper.
>>71975747
I'm just plain bonkers tbqh
>>71975747
Mom made me breakfast and I only eat half of it.
>>71980517
O-MG
>>71975747
I killed my parents.
one time after watching jackass i got dog farts in a can and sprayed it in my sleeping dads face. he immediately freaked and beat my ass haha haaaaaaaaa.
>>71980314
Is this a /ck/ thread now?
I DIDN'T MAKE MY BED TODAY HAHAHAHAHAH
>>71980549
M A D M A N
>>71975747
Once I put a doorstop in a revolving door
>>71980825
People like you just make me sick. I'm done with this thread.
I put all the screen zooms on my dad's computer at 125% instead of 100%.
DAD'S GONNA FREAK!
I delete my dad's baseball show off the TV when he's not looking whenever I don't want to watch it.
>>71980162
COOOOMME PLAYYY MYY GAAMME
I am transgender
>>71978685
I once printed out a couple copies of Martin Luther's theses and stuck them on the doors of catholic churches in the dead of night.
>>71975747
How does /tv/ feel about this being the song tha plays when we get our first on screen Joker/Batman scene in the DCEU?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7vO_7bOqMc
>>71975747
I'm in my mid 20s and still live my parents as a NEET even though they clearly don't want me around anymore but I am taking advantage of the fact that they feel responsible for my own failures in life so they are not kicking me out despite wanting to.
Once I greased the doorknobs to my house and laughed at my parents when they tried to get like the puppets they are
>>71982469
Jokers theme song is Guess Who's Back
>>71982532
MOM'S
>>71982572
BIG
>>71982556
I don't care what people say, Suicide Squad is going to be amazing.
edgy sure.. but boy does this soundtrack get me hyped for what Ayer has cooked up..
>>71978660
How do you still have foreskin long enough to cover the head of your penis?
My fireskin is permanently behind the neck after I was like 13.
Do your penis look like a baby's?
>>71982673
Finally a film for adults, sir. :)
>>71980496
sorry, not even riddler tier
>>71982738
Its a movie
>playing pokemon go in the middle of the night
>there's an attraction point inside a normie club
>sneak inside
>sit in the corner of the dance floor
>someone comes up to me and asks if I'm alright
>I widen my eyes, tilt my head and tell him "The only one who's alright in here is me HA HAH EHEHEH"
>the security guards kick me out and my mom picks me up
>she's visibly upset
>look at her and say "WE'RE ALL PUPPETS ON A STRING AND MAYBE IT'S TIME SOMEONE FINALLY CUT EVERYONE LOSE HA HA HE EH EH"
>she starts crying
>sit in the backseat quiet all the way home
>>71975747
I go to grocery stores and replace regular eggs with confetti eggs
I go to shops and when an item says 50% free for example, I eat that 50% in the store. They can't do anything because it says it's free.
>>71982737
Please explain this
>>71980162
You're the victim!
>>71982843
It's a joint at best
As insane as to invest in the future meme stock exchange, Memex.
>>1357338
>>71975747
>WinRAR trial period ends
>keep using it anyway
I watch tranny porn regularly these days. Not sure what MOMS GONNA FREAK level that is.
>>71982737
>My fireskin is permanently behind the neck after I was like 13.
That's............... not normal. The foreskin should cover the head, that;s the point of having a foreskin.
You're cut and probably badlly, that's why you remember having a foreskin.
If you can't have sex like
>>71979255
then you don't have a foreskin.
>>71975747
absolute fucking psychopath
>tfw i've never seeded a torrent in my life
>>71975747
I downloaded a rare pepe without asking first. The guy has NO idea what I did
>>71983529
same
>>71983569
As an avid frogposter this comment made me physically ill.
>>71983569
I've notified the meme police
you're fucked
i once answered the phone with "bye" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you guys ruined the movie for me with all this shit you know
>>71983960
shit I'm sorry...
NOT
You know the concept "if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down"? Well I DO THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!!!!!
>>71981670
I put ketchup on my Chicago hotdog.
![mismatch2a_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0ElWwsl.jpg "mismatch2a_2[1].jpg")
I wear unmatched socksAAAAHAHAAAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHA
heh heh I eat pizza...WITH A KNIFE AND FORK
>Someone asks me what my favorite song on Wildflower is
>Grin and say The Noisy Eater
No hope for me!
>>71975747
I went to a clothes shop today and accidentally ripped a shirt while I was putting it on, so I gave the shirt to the girl and said that I would not buy this, but I went over to the shirt zone, picked the exact same shirt AND ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT!
I once downloaded something and didn't seed the torrent after.
>>71985319
I'll hehehe raise you anon, I use it to eat hehhahaha HAMBURGERS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
![34a3c5c86aec262d610cd9549102ff93[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M0trSIV.jpg "34a3c5c86aec262d610cd9549102ff93[1].jpg")
>>71975893
I piss sitting down
>>71982469
this is legit bad, what the fuck
>>71975845
Dam son
>>71975747
Pretty insane, but not 'cool' insane. More like bipolar/manic-depressive and I should probably seek help from a mental health facility.
>>71987285
What are you, a woman.
>>71987285
I hold my poop in until my sister or mother has used the toilet so the toilet seat is nice and warm.
Sometimes for hours.
>be me
>laundry day
>mom asks me to put all my dirty clothes in the hamper
>come up with a hilariously devilish scheme
>gather up all my dirty clothes, barely able to hold in my laughter
>bring the hamper to the laundry room, about to burst with hilarity
>mom thanks me for being such a good son
>run to my room while mom starts the washing machine
>can't hold it any longer, and begin to laugh uncontrollably
>mom doesn't know that I stuck a pair of socks that was actually clean in with the rest of my dirty clothes and she washed them anyway
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I once cheated on my gf with her, I pretended I was someone else. I dumped her afterwards too.
>>71988874
Wasn't that an episode of Futurama?
>>71988854
M A D M A N
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>>71975893
It's better when the dinner jacket is thrown humourously onto the bedroom floor
MOM'S
I once shook a soda can before giving it to my brother. Mom FREAKED
I have been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, AHDHD, avoidant personality disorder, major clinical depression and co-morbid PTSD.
So pretty fucked up, I guess. Gonna end it all soon though.
I CHEWED 5 BUBBLEGUM AT ONCE AND SWALLOWED THEM
>>71979128
t. Goldberg
Sometimes I eat soupWITH A FORK
>>71995563
how?
>>71996559
I eat the solid pieces with a forkTHEN DRINK THE BROTH LIKE TEA
What a bunch of sick fucks.
>>71975747
I plan on seeing this in a theaterwhile leaving my phone on
>>71975747
I listen to Halsey, have an unnatural hair color, a septum ring, and self diagnosed depression. I also am SOOO crazy just like Harley Quinn even though I only know her from the Suicide Squad trailers and nothing else.
>>71975747
I like to talk to myself, as if there was someone else there.
Sometimes I'll even repeat something I just said, or something I recently heard.
>>71999158
>Sometimes I'll even repeat something I just said, or something I recently heard.That is literally a symptom of autism. If you've ever been curious, you might want to get diagnosed.
>>71979613
No...
>>71999359
Nah, I'm just rehearsing so I don't fuck it up in the unlikely event I tell someone else.
>>71975836
I'm seeing it tommarow
On Canada day, I wore a shirt with an American flag on it
LOCK ME UP, I'M A MADMAN!!!!!
I keep coming back to this shithole, day after day and I do it for free. JUST
>>72001330
I even read through the Baneposting, Cloe, Ghostsbusters and "movies than men/women/dogs will never understand" threads! Thats how damaged I am.
