Was this the peak of naval warfare kino?
>>71974383
no, Master and Commander was
no mang its ben hur
>>71974383
Black Sails S3 finale
>>71974418
No master and commander was.
>>71974383
This scene was p. bad
Probably the most kino scene in any Pirates movies but that's saying literally zero
>>71974418
why do they fire at the masts!
>>71974511
To de-mast the ship and leave it floating and helpless
>>71974383
das boot was
>>71974511
Because they want to board the ship and take its cargo, you retard. They're pirates.
>>71974383
No because realistically his body would have been turned into a bloody pulp by the flying splinters.
>>71974511
perhaps they're wandering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out to sea.
>>71974582
It's kino, not a documentary.
no, this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Ng_NTf_Bg
>>71974563
>They're pirates.
It was the brittish ship that fired you retard
>>71974511
Same reason burglars don't set a house on fire before robbing it
>>71974383
I really liked the first three movies. Why was the fourth one so shitty?
>>71974718
>dat music
badass
>>71974418
Edgey Mcpirate Face: Manchild Edition
>>71974837
>memes
>>71974837
Haha, well memed!
>>71974591
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plunder
>>71974793
ian mcshane is a terrible actor
>>71974383
Black Sails really stepped the game up, S1 I was more or less forcing myself through it
>>71974563
Lotta loyalty for a hired pirate
>>71974903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNQUeeF6hso
this totally redeemed S1 in my eyes, especially 2:00+
>>71974850
>>71974870
*ship gets blown in half*
*capt. stands there*
>BOOOM
*head gets blown off*
"heh.. scallywags*
>BOOOOOM
*cannon volley destroys crew*
*headless captain just stands there, doesn't move*
>white trash audience stands up in shock dropping their cheese puffs
>start clapping at the tv
>>71974962
Yeah but as a whole there was so much time spent on land and it was uninteresting as fuck, it's the (few) ship scenes that kept me hooked
>>71974962
Why the fuck are they shooting muskets at it
>>71975017
to get lucky and kill some crew members?
>>71974418
>that CGI flag
no
>>71975079
Dude, look at the CGI water
>>71974418
Really innacurate considering the Royal Navy doctrine was to sink ships not capture them
http://youtu.be/C9Gq0DdCkwU
>>71975129
>considering the Royal Navy doctrine was to sink ships not capture them
Whatever you saypirate
>>71974383
No, Master and Commander was.
https://youtu.be/CIQETV30_u8
![master-and-commander-2-sequel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XLNOzPd.jpg "master-and-commander-2-sequel[1].jpg")
Is this peak Russelkino?
>>71975129
Bollocks.
Navies frequently captured, renamed, and reused enemy vessels.
>>71975029
at a range where even cannon fire barely reaches? lol
Watch Pirates 3 again, it's actually pretty terrible
The only good bits are Davy Jones, Kiera Knightley fidgeting with her asshole at the beginning, and the surreal part with Jack and the crabs
>>71974383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tSq1P5pels
>>71975129
Trafalgar
>21 ships captured
>1 ship sunk
Nile
>9 ships captured
>2 ships sunk
>>71975337
Wasn't it pushed out the next year after the second movie?
>>71974383
Das Boot was. This is over stylized, melodramatic trash.
>>71975337
>Kiera Knightley fidgeting with her asshole
w-what?
>>71975439
> This is over stylized, melodramatic trash
>I don't know what the fuck kino even is but I'm going to reply anyway!
>>71975474
Pirates of Caribbean is a flick series
>>71975365
>>71975320
You realise surrendering was a thing, right?
This doesn't mean that they aimed to demobilise enemy ships rather than sink them.
>>71975596
Boarding was also a thing, most of the captures were surrendering after a successful boarding action.
>>71975358
my man
>>71975432
Yeah, it was pretty blatantly a cash grab, there was a ridiculous amount of pandering to Asian audiences.
>>71975641
>most of the captures were surrendering after a successful boarding action.
Where are you getting this from?
>>71975641
[citation needed]
>>71974418
I marathoned the first half of the pilot. Holy shit what a crappy show.
>pirateships are a proto-communist utopia
>female madame and pirateleader
>quippy casanova-esque protagonist
>shit cgi
>>71975930
>I marathoned the first half of the pilot
you what?
you "marathoned" 30 minutes of a tv show?
also the first season is pretty shit, especially the first few episodes, but boy does this shit take off after that.
>>71975930
There were female pirates m8
I've never watched black flag so its probably still a complete feminist power fantasy
>>71976027
it's a meme you dumbo
>>71976046
>there were female pirates
They weren't running the show though m8tey
>>71976088
she's not 'running the show'
she just sells the shit they steal and everyone hates her
>>71976027
There always is one.
>>71975432
They started filming without a script.
No, actually they FINISHED filming without a script.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZMfe4qnoKU
>>71976050
>>71976157
I fucking hate this place
>>71976153
How the fuck should I know, I stopped watching after 15 minutes.
>>71975455
Sounds hot desu. I like a woman with worms, reminds me of the little white friends my ex used to leave on the bedsheet in the night.
>>71975154
fucking americans
>>71976351
>How the fuck should I know, I stopped watching after 15 minutes.
/tv/ in a nutshell
>>71975474
nah m8 the scene is their just so that plebs can easily remember a scene in an overall trash and forgettable film.
>>71976459
>you need to watch all 3 seasons at least 2 times before you can see it's garbage.
Reddit in a nutshell.
>>71975930
>pirateships are a proto-communist utopia
You fucking WAT?
It was a protection-scheme Kleptocracy masquerading as a legit port. What communism?
What the fuck did you think pirates do? Look for boxes filled with gold coins? Fuck no that shit was rare. They stole cargo from your ships -anything that's worth something in the fucking market like spices, tobacco, or whatnot,- and sold it at shady ports.
>>71976614
I know what pirates didn't do son.
>voting a captain
>distributing the loot even and fair
>make their ships into some sort of floating commune.
>>71974511
You fire grapeshot at the mast to slow it down
>>71974962
>starting trouble with a ship that has more guns on one deck than you have total
gr8 move m8
>>71976588
Calling someone a redditor is kind of like being the first to mention a fart. Easiest way to spot the actual redditor is to look at the comment calling someone else a redditor.
>>71977079
Spoken like a true redditor.
i watched master and commander with my mum, dad and brother last week. dad and brother watched the whole thing and loved it, my mum left after 5 minutes. memes are real.
>>71974852
that was some shit holy fuck 11/10
>T-34 turret on PT Boat
is North Korea just addicted to Korean War nostalgia
>>71977060
Silver is a scumbag
>>71976301
I marathoned your comment thread and you should fuck off.
>>71974874
if i pull that eye patch off will you die?
>>71974891
>>71975337
They ruined Davy Jones and turned him into a cuck in the third one. It was like he was suddenly a completely different character
>>71974383
who /Hornblower/ here
