C'MERE YOU
PAN
NICE AND HOT
>>71971653
wait whats wrong with it? that looks fucking delicious
>>71971374
what ep is this from desu
>>71971653
That's some good 'er 'za
>>71971302
FUCK OFF, YEAH?
>>71971717
WHERE'S
THE LAMB
SAUCE
>>71971717
>raw dough
>grease soaked
>bread is thicker than my patience for you, and YOU MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT
>>71971789
>>71971835
its just gordon exaggerating it lads...its not like other pizza places arent like this..that thing came fresh out of the oven, cheese melted..goddamn im gonna order a pizza right now.
>>71971302
>>71971720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
>>71971789
It's packed with fuckin' grease
>>71972644
>Channel is called Yes It's Funny
>Video is not funny
Is it supposed to be ironic?
>>71971374
Gordon was a fucking baby when this man was making pizzas.
>>71971963
It may seem like your ordinary grease show of a pizza but giving a customer thick crust they specifically order a thin one is a big mistake to make.
>>71972857
So what?
>>71971789
it looks like a shotgun wound jesus
I'm actually watching season 9 of Hell's Kitchen right now. I have only watched all if season 4 of it. Good show.
ITT: How to detect Americans
>HURR MUH PIZZA PIES!
>CHICAGO A BEST!
>Eurofags pizzas are like them, thin and simple and without taste lmao
That pizza looks fucking wrank.
>>71972964
no American likes Chicago style anything
>Pleb Ramsay videos
TIME FOR A REAL CHEF AND TRUE FOODKINO, SENPAITACHI.
>>71972964
this
why everything has to drown in grease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y
>>71972644
I love these things. It's a shame the rest of the channel is kind of boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTbCh6w6bw
>>71973096
Stop it, i can't do this right now /ck/.
>>71973096
DELET DIS
>>71973096
>>71973137
>mfw everyone in /ck/ are actually Jack's trying to be Ramsay's
>>71973109
L O O K
>>71972964
>implying anyone likes `go `za
>Try pleasing with stealth, rodeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHD-8AIyBGc
What did he mean by this?
>>71972964
>how to spot Americans
>they think a plate with eight different types of barbeque meat on it is fine dining
>>71973109
>that music and all those cuts
fuckin american reality tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
>>71972110
looks like baby food
>>71971374
looks like a tasty 'za t b h
>>71971302
ITS
FUCKING
R A W
A
W
YOU
D O N K E Y
O
N
K
E
Y
Someone should stream some Ramsey https://youtu.be/6zWuYv68hFo
>>71971374
>order pizza
>expect something healthy
I AIN'T NO BITCH
>>71975522
>2 hours of Ramsay bitching
ayyy
>>71975411
>>71975522
>0:46
>gandhi didnt even have flipflips
>he lived in the jungle
>i dont even think the dude had shoes
just torch the fuckin place
>>71971653
He just doesn't understand American culture. He doesn't even have a quart glass of Coke with it.
>>71971789
Looks like a fresh roadkill
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h7p6l5j.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>71975604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
>>71971789
>>71971653
absolutely fucking disgusting. Id want my money back
>>71973109
>his voice breaking when he's screaming "LOOK"
LITTLE BIT OF OLIVE OIL
>>71973109
SHE STOOPID
>>71972110
>4 star chef
>can't even cook eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6U9WAdppo
It all makes sense now
BANE
NICE AND BIG
How can ramsay even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3DmFIEqccE&feature=youtu.be&t=742
>>71975233
>show starts
>begins with a 2+ min summary of what to expect
>15+ min later, time to do another summary of what to expect later
>cut to commercials
>back from commercials; time for another 2+ min recap on what you just watched for the past 15 min
Damn it, America, is your memory so bad that you need all these recaps in less than an hour?
>>71975917
>he straight up calls him a pleb
I'm dying
>>71971374
FROM A DISTANCE IT LOOKS DECENT
CLEARLY WAY TOO MUCH DOUGH THOUGH, HUGE CRUST IS RIDICULOUS WHAT THE FUCK
BUT SO EASY TO FIX, USE LESS DOUGH AND ROLL IT THINNER W O W 5 MICHELIN STARS
WAY TOO HEAVY ON THE CHEESE ALSO, BUT SOME PEOPLE LIKE THAT ITS COMMONLY KNOWN AS "XTRA CHEEZ" AND USUALLY COSTS MORE
>>71973109
To be fair, wasting so many portions of pasta would get your ass fired.
>>71975917
Why can't be cook eggs
>>71971789
I want to see this episode now, which one is it?
>>71975987
To be fair, marco's show has that random balding british cunt giving recaps and spoiling everything that's about to happen
But there's no cheesy gears of war music at least
>>71975980
MPW mellowed out over the years, apparently. He used to be just as crazy except never played it up for the media and did the whole "cool guy" angle instead.
>>71975796
wow thats dumb. wasting that much time causing the pizza to cool down and being less warm and crusty. also
>wasting paper towels
why didnt this genius order it with a little less cheese? holy shit
>>71976055
Yeah that guy is the fucking worst, I'm watching season 3 now and have to skip all over his cringy fucking dialogue every time
>>71976057
I can imagine why he was so strung up, he chain smoked and had to scrape a living in a kitchen during thatcher times. Now he's just an old rich fat cunt who turned down michelin stars and goes hunting whenever he wants
>>71976073
Because it's shit materials. Also,grease is where most of the flavor is in, it's supposed to be there to some degree. Why even bother eating the damn thing when you turn it into dry cardboard?
>it's a Ramsay can't cook eggs episode
>>71971653
>Americans think this is normal to consume
>>71975745
>10,000 calories
>2 gallons of diet coke
>muh diabeetus
>muh medicare
>muh section 8
>muh food stamps
i see this shit everyday. whites and niggers. i cant stand it.
>>71976206
>its a ramsey rused an anon into thinking he cant cook eggs
youre a million light years from facing ramsey anon
>>71975796
autismo/10
>>71975796
okay why does he have so many fucking pizzas?
also im pretty sure the paper towels will stick a bit to the pizza
just eat the fucking thing holy shit
>>71976266
t.ramsay
>>71975796
SKIPPED AROUND THIS VIDEO LANDED ON "THATS WHY I HAVE MULTIPLE STAGES" AS HE TRIES TO DEHYDRATE THE TOMATO SAUCE FROM THE SIDES
HOLY SHIT
THERE WAS HARDLY ANY GREASE ON TOP ANYWAY, DOMINOS CARDBOARD PIZZA IS FAMOUSLY STINGY WITH THE CHEESE
>>71975917
>are you that much of a pleb
eviscerated
>>71976284
He talks about how it doesn't stick
And pretty sure he does this because he has an extreme amount of OCD
>>71976158
i cant tell if youre agreeing with me or not
>>71975796
autism: the video
>>71971653
i love how he's always flirty with the sexy young waitresses
>>71971374
ITT: Times where Ramsay was wrong. The pizza was great, Ramsay can't handle a nice 'Go 'Za
>>71976401
I think my fav is when he gets wrecked by James May.
>>71976554
Forgot link.
https://youtu.be/vTOfhQ_SZEg
>>71971653
If it wasn't grease soaked and had a FAT garlic and 'erb dip for the crusts it would be great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhfJRdwHnU
I'm actually craving for some bull cock right now.
>>71971653
now I love crust more than I should
but doesnt look like good crust
>>71971374
That looks like shit. Fuck americunts are fat
>>71971717
>No toppings
>Too much base
>Fat americunt sized
>>71976040
because you don't go to michelin star restaurant and ask for a fried egg it's highly disrespectful and wasting everyone's time. a lot of these places refuse to do well done steak too
it just shows clear disrespect for these people why go to an expensive high class restaurant if you're just going to order a fried egg? it's embarrassing
>>71976625
>I was going to say that it was a bit stiff
Captain Slow again confirmed as the GOAT
>>71976579
>>71976625
why would anyone eat this
>>71976073
>>71976158
He can only eat cheese pizza and crackers. He started the degreasing process to lose weight and it actually worked for him.
>>71971717
ITS FUCKING RAW
>>71976040
That cunt is a comedian and he tried to be funny by ordering eggs on toast at a fucking michelin restaurant
>>71976709
Why not fuckboi? Are you not manly enough?
>>71976648
ITS TOO THICK SO ITS UNDERCOOKED ON THE INSIDE
ITS RETARDEDLY SIMPLE TO FIX YOU DON'T NEED GORDON RAMSEY TO TELL YOU TO USE LESS DOUGH AND ROLL IT THINNER
GET A PIZZA STONE AND MAKE TOPPEST HOMEPADE PIZZA FYI
THE ONLY GOOD PLACES FOR PIZZA ARE WOOD FIRED BRICK OVEN PLACES
NOT GAS FIRED BRICK OVEN EITHER, LACKS THE GOAT WOOD FLAVOR
STEEL OVENS THAT EVERY PIZZA PLACE HAS MAKES GARBAGE PIZZAS ALL TASTE THE SAME BARELY WORTH A SHIT
>>71973109
kek
can't even cook fucking pasta
>>71976716
>can only eat cheese pizza and crackers
Why? What kind of bullshit medical condition is that?
>>71973109
fuck i love how his voice breaks, gets me every time
>>71971963
>>71975745
>>71975604
>buttblasted americunts
that pizza isn't even fucking cooked through. have you ever tasted raw dough?? this is not tolerable for ANY restaurant
>>71973109
>>71975843
>dreadlocks girl going 'aww hell naw' throughout the scene
>>71975604
Oh, you poor Americans, you guys ruined pizza so badly that you people now think by default it's cheap junk food. Try actual pizza for once.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632
http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632
http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632
R A W
A W R
W R A
ramsaykino is my favorite trend on /tv/ in years
here have some footage of Ramsay's master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnP4ApEOiU
Would you anons let Gordon make your boipucci RAW?
>>71977064
holy shit
IT'S
>>71977097
BIG
>>71971374
>People actually think this looks good
>People ACTUALLY prefer thick crust
>>71971374
The pizza needs to be comfy.
If the pizza is not comfy,
it will taste and look like shit. Like your pic.
>>71976446
>>71976385
>>71976281
>>71976073
>>71976284
>It's a summerfag doesn't know Ulillillia episode.
>>71976857
Find out for yourself.
>http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml
I envy you, discovering the wonderful world of Ulillillia for the first time.
>>71972964
>>71972992
Chicago "deep dish" pizza is lasagna.
t. NJ guido.
If someone asked marco to make them an egg on toast at a restaurant he would quietly do it and then charge the person $60
>>71976716
I imagine not eating pizza would've worked even better.
>>71977566
$160
>>71977064
>dat sternum
H
H G H
H
>>71977469
Is this the guy that spent thousands of hours playing bubsy?
>>71977550
>t. NJ guido.
ie: phony """italian""" who can't trace his famiglia back to the old country
>>71975796
>not using slices of bread to soak up the excess grease
Fucking pleb
>>71977672
I actually can, fampai.
Fuck I'm so glad I got into this guy and his shows
>>71977373
I bet this taste like a burnt ashtray
With dirt on the bottom crust
>>71976975
>And now you've challenged me
>Be very careful
>I'll deal with you, in my own time (killer look)
Holy shit, this guy is out of his fucking mind.
>>71976975
>M-Marco could you please not use that derogatory term please thank you
>HE CHALLENGED ME
nutter
![White_heat_first_edition_cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SXWiw2Q.jpg "White_heat_first_edition_cover[1].jpg")
is this any good
>>71977865
Because you don't fuck around in high-class kitchens. You follow what your head, executive, whatever chef says. It's not a democracy.
>>71976975
what a FAGGOT
THEY'RE NOT CRAP, THEY'RE DELICIOUS
Why do americans think they're some sort of authority on food when they defend pizza that's more grease than not and eat deep fried roadkill.
>>71971302
Why doesn't anyone just beat the shit out this guy? Why? I'm not a chef so I guess I don't understand the cuck nature of being a chef working for an abuser
![maxresdefault[9].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ifoY0GU.jpg "maxresdefault[9].jpg")
>>71978138
was the pussy worth it?
>>71978186
>store shut down
>facing criminal charges with potential deportation
I would say 'no'
>>71978180
>Be grown adult
>Fuck up trying to make meals that even a 14 year old could
>Superior calls you a fucking idiot
>Beat him up
Literally nigger tier.
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ns9UE8H.gif "200_s[1].gif")
>>71978230
>>71978180
Whoa, hold down the edge, internet tough guy.
>>71978180
Or maybe you should just grow up and learn to be responsible for your fuck ups. You know, instead of throwing a tantrum like a child and threatening to beat the other person for berating you because you fuck up in the first place.
>>71972964
>how to detect a yurocuck
they are making an insecure post about Americans.
>american food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwOB9Ja2JzI
>>71978180
I AINT NO BITCH CHEF
These gordon threads have become great yuropoor containment threads
definitely keep it up.
>>71975796
Uli is a god
>>71978433
He will NEVER complete platform masters because he's too caught up with writing a traffic simulation in the background
>>71978180
He's a a fit (for his age) pretty tall ex-athlete from fucking scotland, he might be past middle age but i'm pretty sure he could take most of the skeletrons or fatrolls on 4chan.
He's also Gordon fucking Ramsay anyone trying to make a move would have Tyrone's dick jammed up their arse in seconds.
Also he only yells at people when they're being fuckwits (outside of US tv) so they mostly deserve it. I know a few chefs and a kitchen is a pretty abusive high stress environment, one told me when she was an apprentice the head chef used to slash people intentionally when they fucked up and play it off as an accident.
>>71975796
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hm3bd_mega-record-4-large-pizzas-from-domino-s-ordered-for-me-only-at-once_lifestyle
>/ck/ is making fun of us again
>>>/ck/7877812
>>71978517
His food habits are still tame compared to his gaming habits
>>71971653
At least the waitress was C U T E
>>71978264
There's a Japanese concept used to determine if someone is crazy or unlucky based on how much of the whites of their eyes are visible. I can't remember the word, though.
>>71973109
>dat waterphone drop
Every fucking time
![1466688265796[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qDs77zD.jpg "1466688265796[1].jpg")
>>71978721
>>71979375
>Britbongistanis think this is a 10/10
>>71973109
WHAD'YE DOIN
FUCKING MAD
>>71976488
He is always friendly to the waiters it seems, probably because unless they're massive cunts to the customers they have nothing to do with the place failing
>>71977179
>thick crust
It was the thin crust
>>71971374
God that 'za looks delicious, he's such a fucking drama queen, I hate pizza snobs, I expected more from Ramsay honestly.
>>71978721
In america, we call it crazy eyes
Theres a psychological basis to this too, some psych disorders cause the muscles around the eyelids to tense improperly making them permanently open
>>71973096
Fuck me, how could you eat that
>>71977568
>getting an autist to change his habits
good luck with that
>>71973096
Why does this webm make me extremely sad?
>>71973109
Holy fuck, this had me in stiches.
>>71971653
He's right, it shouldn't have pooling fucking grease. Other than that, it's fine. "thin crust" is a fucking joke though.
>>71981085
the grease and thickness of the crust doesn't matter. the dough is not cooked all the way. there's no such thing as a medium rare pizza.
>>71976762
The whole point is that those stars are a facade, they were won by politics and how far his nose was in that associations asshole
Ramsay literally can't cook a decent egg yet people line up to eat his mushy rice, to then call it a delicacy. Its all a massive joke many fail to see the irony in
>>71976740
posting my oc
>>71973096
Doesn't look all that bad desu
>>71981399
>The whole point is that those stars are a facade, they were won by politics and how far his nose was in that associations asshole
>Ramsay literally can't cook a decent egg yet people line up to eat his mushy rice, to then call it a delicacy. Its all a massive joke many fail to see the irony in
>ITS A PRANK BRO
More like "I'm an uncultured unfunny pleb who's drank way too much so I think it'll be funny to ask for some eggs like a retard".
>>71975917
Wait, Gordon speaks french?
>Can't even cook pancakes properly
Gordon is a hack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
>>71973109
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEUW
>>71982047
does it matter? pancakes are trash food.
>>71982129
Your mom is trash food.
>>71979375
My mind wanders...
>>71982173
I'll have you know my mother consists of more than bleached flour, baking powder and water, Sir.
>>71976538
Its supposed to be a thin crust, and the man learned how to make pizza in New York, not chicago
>>71982249
Nice.
>>71976946
Don't worry family, when we elect Trump into the White House, we will all be brothers and sisters and the food will improve. What you are seeing here is 8 years of Liberal-tier "bare minimum" culture
>>71978180
Because people go to the show knowing they will be abused. He's not insulting or mistreating you just because, he does it to make you improve or realize your mistakes.
>>71978180
One guy tried to fight him and ended up looking like a total tool. It doesn't matter if you are tougher than him, its a cooking contest.
Right.
Buttah
on the bread.
>>71976052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>>71981959
yes, he worked in paris for like 3-5 years when he started
>>71983064
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
Good God, what the fuck?
>>71983260
>>71975917
>are you that much of a pleb?
Why is this not a webm yet?
>>71971374
stop posting this same picture over and fucking over again jesus christ you know there are other episodes of this show right
>>71983064
the hologram clown always gets me.
>>71971302
Do people act like cunts just to get a free makeover?
Thats what I felt about >>71971374
episode
Also that waitress is a qt
WWEEEEEEIIRRRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
JUST
Where do they find these people? I hope they fucked.
>>71975796
God bless Ulillillia.
I also degrease my 'za, but I'm a lady.
>>71975917
>Gordon = /tv/
>EggCuck = Reddit
Literally a pleb.
>>71984029
EL JUSTO JAJAJJAJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Tk_i-TZ5s
Intro kino.
>>71976857
Severe OCD and anxiety disorders.
>People posting Ulikino
>Not posting the best video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhvj2ps-jMk
>>71975796
>Autists on /tv/ talking shit about BASED Uli
>Not realising that he unironically fucked Next Door Nikki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEojD5y_qw
>>71978721
Sanpaku, my friend. Pretty accurate as far as famous people are concerned.
Why is Gordon so fucking comfy?
>>71984576
I've watched enough of his videos to know that it doesn't sound like him
>DISAGREEMENT INTENSIFIES
>>71971653
which episode had the best qts?
i only watch it to see the waitressess and hostessses
>>71972964
*rank
>>71975917
i wish i was tall so i could get yell and cuss at people
>>71985209
The one from ABC was pretty cute.
https://youtu.be/pvc_BfG45VU?t=39
>>71971717
Super doughy, undercooked, & greasy as fuck.
The guy essentially just dumped a shit ton of cheese & sauce onto it
>>71984331
If you do anything more than a light dabbing, and only on especially greasy pizza, you are a gutter slut a few years away from being the diabetic giant slug that takes desperate, mad slurps from her Big Gulp in between moans of
>BUT IT'S DIET
>>71975917
>tfw you will never be Gordon's apprentice
>>71971374
>The faggots saying 'za
What fucking shithole did you crawl out of?
>>71985511
I disagree with you.
AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS
I know we pretend that this has anything to do with deep dish pizza for a laugh but a well-made deep dish pizza is delicious.
>>71975917
>Ordering outside the menu during dinner service
Fuck that guy
>>71985639
Bruh do you even know pizza?
>>71985696
>UNIRONICALLY EATING CHICAGO SOUP-PIZZA
>>71985681
THE FUCKING BASS IS
>>71971374
Honestly /tv/ your memes are usually pretty great but this one is time machine modulus tier
>>71985765
ROOOOH
>>71985768
>/tv/
>great memes
m8
>>71985696
that's just a casserole
who /hotelhell/ here
>>71985764
>UNIRONICALLY UNABLE TO ENJOY THE GOZA WHICH IS ACTUALLY MORE OF A CHEESE PIE BUT IF YOU GET A QUALITY CRUST, COOK THE CHEESE WELL, AND HAVE NICE CHUNKY TOMATOES ON IT YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME I GUARANTEE IT
https://youtu.be/p1X11aLACso?t=681
>it's a real life australian shitposter steals 250 grand from his son and ruins his entire life episode
YOU FRENCH PIG
JUST FUCK MY PIZZA UP
I physically can't watch this show. It's too much.
>>71986460
pls do not bully the innocent boy who was forced to live in a household that produced that pizza. He is a fat little half-Greek angel that has the face of a tragic ikon.
>>71985909
The West Virginia Basket Witch duology is pure reality kino
>>71986624
I really expected her to lock Ramsay in her basement and the show to freeze-frame
>>71986624
>>71986698
>when he uses that eletronic device to measure the amount of filth in the place
>>71986733
>ywn protect her serial-killer smile
>>71986733
>How much would you guess the meter says?
Literally had to pause and go outside for a 20 minute walk
>>71973109
>that eerie metal screeching noise every horror movie has used
Wtf is up with american reality TV
>>71973109
that fucking Whoopi Goldberg makes me laugh so hard with her fake enthusiasm
>>71986698
She legit reminded me of the witch in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons
>>71986940
I fucking hate that noise. Every time the manufactured drama kicks in, that noise is there. It's in literally every modern reality show here. I didn't even watch the video, but I don't have to, because I already know exactly what noise you're talking about.
> posting pleb chefkino
pls educate yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xCIstDBaI
>>71971374
>>71971653
Generally speaking, when it comes to this type of food, if the people aren't going to the restaurant it is because it isn't any good. Good pizzerias/trattorias are always full, no matter what, people are willing to wait/pay to get a good slice, if it's empty it is because it sucks ass.
>>71987635
MPW is a scary fucker. Seems like the type who would Scott Tenorman you if you pissed him off
>>71987481
keeeek
>>71987635
>pleb kino
Your doing it wrang
>>71975745
>Culture
>>71987845
That's not entirely dissimilar to how it sounds.
>>71971653
I mean it probably could taste good but its not what pizza really means, I guess thats his point
>>71988042
>TOMATO CHEESE SOUP IN A DOUGHY BREADBOWL
BACK TO CHICA'GO CRETIN!
>>71987791
It's called charisma and intensity, numale. He could be ten times uglier than he is and still make your waifu eat his ass.
>>71976975
>"When a customer asked if he could have a side order of chips with his lunch, White hand-cut and personally cooked the chips, but charged the customer £25 for his time.[8] A young chef at Harveys, who once complained of heat in the kitchen, had the back of his chef's jacket and trousers cut open by White wielding a sharp paring knife.[9]"
https://youtu.be/1cbTLeWEKpg?t=1657
based as hell
>>71971653
That really is just a typical American food, we have to have puke levels of grease
>>71988741
>order fried eggs
>Ramsay calls you to the pass to tell you you're a wanker
>order chips
>MPW does them personally and charges you 25 quid
I'd gladly pay 25 for MPW chips
>>71988912
holy shit angus deaton
noughties had some great tv. Huge egos and money but no one had even heard of media training. youtube and iplayer wasnt a thing. So you had a lot of celebs acting like complete twat until it got out of hand. Shame that will never happen these days
Craig Charles was another banter king, one of the blue peter presenters as well
>>71989240
by angus you mean the host? i have to skip every time he speaks because he is literal garbage
