>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
>Best friend is staying at Uni for the summer
>Tfw no one to go to see Neon Demon with
Should I just go by myself lads? Will I be judged?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9PCxz3KyFc
go while you can. It's great.
your best friend is fucking your girlfriend
>>71969051
Seeing movies is one of the least social activities possible. The only interaction comes from arranging the time beforehand and discussing it immediately afterwards over a bite. There is nothing wrong with seeing a movie alone.
>>71969134
shes gonna cheat on his best friend in Ibiza
>>71969051
I TOOK A PILL IN IBEZA, TO SHOW AVICII I WAS COOOL!!!!
>>71969480
>pronounces it 'i-bee-za'
>not 'i-beeth-a'
fucking amerifats i swear
>>71969051
just go dude.
dont be a pussy, you're better than that
>>71969051
She doesn't even look hot with the photoshop. What were they thinking when they cast her?
Since it looks like you no longer have a girlfriend , go watch it alone.It's perfectly normal anon , many of us do it.
This movie is a total pile of shit.
>Expecting audiences to believe that short, fat faced Ellie Fanning would ever get a modeling job.
i once took a pill in ibiza
i saw finding dory by myself
i was feeling incredibly depressed that day so i just said fuck it
i didn't feel any better after the movie
>>71969051
This is a prime movie to see by yourself, just to soak in all the colors and symbology.
It doesn't really hit you how great it is until like a day after but everything starts to piece together in your mind and you realize how fucking meticulous this movie was.
>>71969480
It's Avicii? I thought it was "A Fiji" ... like a mystic or something.
Boring as fuck. Most people walked out when I saw it in the theater. Not even worth a rental.
>>71969671
yeah to show aviici i was cool
>>71969705
>image.jpg
Shit poster confirmed.
Opinion discarded.
>>71969480
>>71969581
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>>71969733
I'm so fucking glad people that weren't me and my brother saw Popstar
How the fuck did it underperform? It was fucking great.
>>71969651
Schlanger should have starred.
>Room 214, must be seen!
The dialogue in this movie is so bad that it's actually cringe inducing.
>>71969756
cunt.
>>71969801
You sound upset, shit poster. Go charge your iphone.
>>71969852
Hey, that weren't me.
>>71969801
Don't speak for me.
>>71969852
I actually do have to charge it. Thanks for reminding me.
Cunt.
>45/100 on Metacritic and it's still dropping.
This is Refn's third bomb in a row. Pretty safe to say that his career is over. He'll never work in Hollywood again.
>>71969875
I just noticed that he sounded like a cunt in his post and pointed it out. Sorry ;_;
>>71969904
>Make an autistic rip off of The Driver.
>Literally you're only successful movie.
And you're surprised his career is fucked?
>>71969932
>you're
Oy vey! Shut it down goyim
http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3391788/neon-demon-booed-cannes/
Just fuck my career up pham
>>71969957
5/10 bait considered making a serious response
>NFR sees a man gets stabbed.
>Literally watches him die.
>He told me this story a few weeks later, still in LA. I asked if he had felt emotional. “No,” he said. Nothing? “Strangely nothing.” The next morning? “Nuh-uh.” He sipped juice through a straw. “But later,” he said, “I was happy. Because I got a fucking great idea for a scene.”
What did he mean by this?
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/01/nicolas-winding-refn-neon-demon-interview
>>71969051
>girlfriend
sure buddy whatever you say
>>71970037
Y'know, I fucking respect that, man. I mean, I'm still shaken up over the death of my friend due to heroin (RIP Joey) but MAN did my creative output get a burst from it.
I can only imagine being able to formulate scenes without emotion clouding my judgement.
>>71969051
The movie is fucking boring with forced symbolism and is slow as shit. Dialogue is boring and ugh, just pretentious crap.
If my friends weren't film edge lords I wouldn't have seen it twice.
>>71969051
>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
>>71969051
>letting your gf go to ibiza without you
she's gunna get fugged
>>71969051
ur gf is getting fucked in ibiza
>>71969718
>>71969480
I actually thought he sang "a VJ" for a long time.
>>71973559
>>71970784
This
>Ibiza is one of the Balearic islands in the Mediterranean Sea. It's well-known for the lively nightlife scene
She will suck millions of cocks. Dump her.
>>71969051
I went to go see it with my girlfriend the other day senpai
the room was 5 people in total
and the rest were men by themselves so i guess it's common
>nice break OP
But seriously go and see this film everyone.If you are a true fan of the horror genre you will love it.The film event of the year.also go on you own ,only insecure betas think it's weird to go to the cinema on there own
can we get a proper webm of this pelase?
>>71969051
You should go with your gf's best friend.
Your girlfriend is going to fuck someone. Guaranteed.
Maybe not if she's going with family though. My girlfriend once went on a trip to Florida with her family and she was faithful and good. That's what her parents said anyway when I asked.
>>71969051
>his girlfriend is travelling alone
Oh boy
>>71969051
>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
Lad...
How the fuck am I supposed to see this movie in Australia? There isn't a single screening at any cinema in my city of 2million people. Even OGF played at big cinemas here.
>>71969051
>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
She's going to cheat on you, you fucking cuck
>>71969051
>Ibiza
Your girlfriend is garbage and will most likely cheat on you. Girls who party are automatically disgusting and trash-tier.
Story:
>know someone who is dating a fat slag
>by 21 she already slept with close to 40 men including niggers
>in love with her, doesn't like or show care about het disgusting past
>she goes to spain to party
>pictures of her kissing a guy on the cheek
>still with her, is a beta teddy boy
>>71974928
I know a girl like that too. She is already 25 though, and slept with over 80 men. She is a moody bitch and always yells and gives her (unwanted) opinion on everything. But she claims she has social anxiety even though I've never seen any indication of her having it.
>>71969051
>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
SPANIARDED
>>71969978
taxi driver was booed at cannes tootho. not saying that neon demon is nowhere near the brilliance of that film
>>71975260
She does have social anxiety, it's just not obvious as its hidden under her constructed exterior
>>71975292
who boos movies at cannes? isn't it all movie snobs?
>>71969051
LETTING YOUR GF TO GO IBIZA WITHOUT YOU
KEK SHES NOT UR GF ANYMORE MAIT
>>71975659
French people who would rather watching a film by a 30 year old art student about a African refuge who learns the power of love from a dance teacher or some other boring drivel
>>71969051
>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
How do you feel about her getting a train run on her by a bunch of yuros rolling their balls off?
>>71975659
>who boos movies at cannes?
Its a thing at cannes.
tfw you are american and can't go to ibiza
nearest thing are south american hell holes full of botflys and parasitic worms
>>71975921
>>71975921
JUST FLY TO FUCKING IBIZA NIGGER, UR ON THE PLANE ANYWAY
MALLORCA IS LESS COMMERCIALIZED 2BH
AMERICANS MOSTLY GO TO MEXICO TO GET KIDNAPPED AND BEHEADED WITH A CHAINSAW
FLORIDA IN A PINCH
