>they didn't bang joan of arc
>they didn't cuck Napoleon
What was the fucking point of time travel then?
>tfw bagged two sweet princesses who were about to be executed anyway
>>71965950
Ikr?
>Napoleon and Joan never had conversations when they discovered they were both french
Dropped
>>71966190
Dude, back when Joan of Arc was living people in the countryside didn't even speak "French" as we know it.
They wouldn't be able to understand each other any more than an english speaker would.
>>71965950
>didn't take music lessons from Beeth-Oven
Wasted opportunity.
she was a total qt would fug
>>71966190
>implying napoleon wouldn't completely lose his shit once he realized who he was talking to>implying they had any screen time together anyway
>you are SUCH a geek!
How would you have approached them, /tv/?
>the scene where they're in armor and say that shitty pun with air guitar
I love this stupid movie
Most excellent my dudes
>>71966638
>heavy metal, dude!
>>71966638
>>71966829
>throw them into the iron maiden!
>iron maiden?
*unsheathes air guitar*
Is it true that Reeves still wants to make a third movie?
Imagine all the girls you could rape traveling through time.
>>71966638
It's actually a really clever movie masquerading as a stupid one.
I mean come on, a San Dimas water park called Waterloo that they have to physically drag Napoleon away from? C'mon, it's too good.
>walk in
>granny asks for a kiss
What do?
>>71967649
Both him and Winter have said that they've found a script they want to use (they're both Executive Producers on the project) but they can't find any studio to back the project because the studios are afraid the coveted teenage market won't pay to see it. But yeah, they're both on board.
>>71967764
Comedies lack that kind of cleverness these days.
>>71966505
Eat the pig. Eat the pig. Ziggy ziggy ziggy zig!
oinkoinkoinkoinkoink
>>71967782
I didn't realize for years that was Alex Winter under heavy makeup. Blew my young mind.
>PUSH-UPS!
>...How many?
>INFINITY!
>Dude, I don't think I can do *infinity* push-ups... maybe he'll let us do them girly-style?
>>71965950
>they didn't Eiffel Tower Joan of Arc
Ftfy
were the 80's the comfiest time for movies
i can just stick this on in the background and be happy
>>71967883
You deserve your (you)
>bring Genghis Khan into modern day San Dimas
>he doesn't rape and torture anyone
Wut
>>71967920
It's definitely up there, decade-wise. I think it reflects a lot of the cultural optimism going on at the time.
>>71967943
He fucked up those mannequins BAD, though. You have to give him that.
>>71967920
LOTS of great, comfy flicks from the 80s.
>>71967943
>implying he wasn't behaving himself for more twinkies
>>71965950
>Joan of Arc prays to God for a miracle
>based Bill & Ted show up in a blinding bright light
>Ted takes Joan by the hand
Did she think Bill & Ted were God?
ARE Bill & Ted God?
>>71966638
>>71966829
>>71967594
best parts
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2r5jdl
best scene
you just would never get an impromptu montage like this anymore
>>71968028
This. Twinkies > Women. Worse comes to worse, you can always put your dick in a Twinkie.
>>71968003
shit was cash
>>71965950
>who was Joan of Arc?
uh....Noah's wife?
gets me every yime
Because they're Paladins who are convinced they're Bards.
That said, Joan was cuter than the princesses.
>>71968057
>You killed Ted, you medieval DICKWEED!
Still one of my favorite lines in all of movie history.
that scene where they beat death at battleships and he goes
>you must play me again
>...WHAT
the way he says it always gets me
Used to watch these two movies all the fucking time.
>I still air guitar at times. I still hear the music
>>71966150
I think she was my first tomboy/shorthairfu
>dude, I can't believe we just Melvin'd Death!
The part where they blow So-crates' mind with Kansas' "Dust in the Wind" lyrics kills me every time.
>"Dust."
*picks up sand*
>"Wind..."
*blows sand away and points at Socrates*
>"...DUDE!"
*Socrates loses his shit and has a revelation*
>>71966247
It doesn't seem impossible. If she was in the army she'd know at least a bit of French since that was the standard language they used between them all that was used for command, and as a Corsican Napoleon would know more than just French.
You aren't the only one in the thread who knows extremely basic pop-history.
>>71967658
ayylmao
>>71968159
"Best of seven?"
"Damn right!"
>>71968159
>>71968217
The Grim Reaper being a sore loser was a stroke of genius.
>"Yew haf sank my Battleship."
>"So, let me guess... Best five of seven?"
>"DAMN RIGHT!"
>>71968264
Great scene honestly.
These flicks captured that weird late 80s/early 90s innocence/optimism so well
>when they start plotting to travel back in time to the present to help themselves out
>shit just starts appearing for them
>trash can has 'Wyld Stalyns' written on it>ted's dad's lost keys were stolen by them from the future
Fucking hell that shit was lulzy.
>>71968500
>we have to remember to do all this after the report or else all this would never have happened
god it hurts to think of this fucking paradox
Am I the only one who likes bogus journey even more?
>>71968321
>I believe...Col.Mustard did it in the bedroom with the Candle stick.
>You lose death it was Prof Plumb
>I SAID PLUMB!!
>Dude, they didn't even card us!
>WOAH, THREE ACES!
>>71968571
I like them both in their own unique ways. Hard to say which I like more, but I don't think I can give you an answer.
>>71968571
I didn't really gain an appreciation for Bogus Journey until I watched Seventh Seal and Haxan, but yeah, it seriously holds up.
>>71967813
god damn it tell someone to fund this!
>>71968548
>the climax of Bogus Journey where they just keep piling bullshit on top of bullshit to save their asses
>gigantic future rifle with Wyld Stallyns Rulz flag
Fucking GOLD.
>>71967782
give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>71968571
bogus journey is def a cult classic for me its just out there in an awesome way. that ending is great with the time paradox bullshit. and STATION!
lol I love the shitty robots they made to battle the evil us'es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1tu7RNTZaU
>"We'll be dancin' in the streets allllllll night"
>>71965950
>I actually live in San Dimas
Jokes about this movie every time I mention it
>>71968682
Fun fact: Good Robot Bill was played by Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin' movies.
>Dude, your dad is goin' for it! In your own room!
>Shut up, Ted.
>Your stepmom is pretty cute, though.
>Shut UP, Ted!
>Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
>SHUT UP, TED!
>>71968732
How's the high school football team this season? They still rule?
Sandimashighschoolfootballrules!
>>71968736
It was hilarious how Missy switched between Bill & Ted's dads between movies.
>Dude, you could be your own STEPDAD!
>I said shut UP!
>>71968736
>Bill openly admitting his Oedipus Complex on-stage
>>71968779
Its like...computers...
>>71968768
Wouldn't know. They won like 2 regionals when I went there.
Fun fact: Pretty much all parts that take place in San Dimas weren't even shot here.
>I totally just possessed my dad!
>blues riff plays when he air guitars
fucking kek
>>71968813
>dead Bill & Ted possess their dads and try to do air guitar
>Garfunkel and Oates acoustic strumming comes out instead
>>71968845
I totally believe you, dude!
>Aim for the cat dude, aim for the cat!
>I'm trying!
>evil Bill & Ted crash a stolen car into a fucking house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WEomB5dFvw
I would have came all over that cute fucking midriff, unf
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
>Dude, we've been falling for a long time.
>I know!
>Wanna play 20 questions?
>Okay!
>Are you a mineral?
>No.
>Are you a tank?!
>YEAH!
>...
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
gets me every time
>>71969063
Even better that they made that shit the DVD menu.
>>71968953
>"Dude, I totally loogied on the dead good me!"
>"Dude, you totally did!"
>air guitar that sounds like Slayer instead of Van Halen comes out
>>71968736
Keanu sure is cute in this movie
:')
>>71968110
>It seems that the only thing you've learned in my class is that Cesar was "a salad dressing dude".
>>71969426
You should check out River's Edge. Keanu is the ultimate qt in that movie - and he gets some good lines, too.
>"Yeah? What do you do, 'dad?' All you do is lie around all day, FUCK my mom and EAT our food! Motherfucker! FOOD EATER!"
>>71969500
Dude, I LOVE River's Edge. Great movie. Crispin Glover is hilarious in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF9NQ-VlS9c
>>71969334
>Dudes, even though you're doing this... We...We love you.
>...FAGS!
>evil bill and ted get yelled at for air guitaring too much
>they stop quickly and sleathily do a goofy handshake with a guitar sound effect
>>71969532
Dennis Hopper too. Jumps between hilarious and menacing on a time.
>"What, you don't think I know she's not real? You laughin' 'cause she's a blow-up doll? Y'know what? THAT'S MY WIFE, YOU FUCKER."
>rolling innocent bystanders at the gates of heaven for their clothes
>death in a sundress and floppy hat apologizing to god
>mfw this is the comfiest thread on /tv/
>>71970714
*air guitars comfyly*
>>71970714
station
>You ditched Napoleon?!
>He was a dick!
>that feel when no short-haired christ-fag gf in a qt baggy red jumper thing
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>71970855
>tfw you will never defend your countryland against invaders with her
DELETE THIS
>>71970260
>Grim Reaper casually walks past a random guy who's smoking
>says "See ya real soon" without even looking at him
Fuck it, I'm putting this movie on now.
>>71967813
It's funny. Most actors probably would be embarassed for having done something like Bill and Ted when kids. Keanu fucking embraces it.
>>71966638
Bill and Ted is best kind of dumb movie. The kind that strives for its dumbness, it revels in it. It's actually a very difficult feat because often you just fuck up and make a bad dumb movie.
>>71971283
Keanu is arguably the most humble actor working today. You could bring up his corny "Thanks dad!" Coke commercial from 1983, and he'd probably have some fun story about making the stupid thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ZSPC3J6hA
>>71971412
He's had way too shit happen in his life to be cocky.
>>71971391
That's exactly what makes it work. The writers actually knew their shit about "persons of historical significance," and wove the facts into a bunch of goofy, zany antics - and remarkably, it worked - not once, but twice.
>>71966150
Jane Wiedlin is still pretty qt
GOD GAVE ROCK AND ROLLTO YOU
GAVE ROCK AND ROLLTO YOU
GAVE ROCK AND ROLLTO EVERYONE
>>71970855
>>71971129
oh fuck Joan of Arcadia is really lewd
>>71971505
CUTE!
>>71971567
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ5Zwrcvvaw
>>71971505
And she's into kinky S&M stuff IRL, so y'know... bonus points!
>>71966190
>>Napoleon and Joan never had conversations when they discovered they were both french
Napoleon was an Italian.
>>71971533
Is that a shadow, or does Ted have some kind of Salvador Dali mustache?
>>71971611
kys spaghetto-nigger
>>71971623
that's his rock flair
bill opted for the billy gibbons look
>>71971623
It's more like a Dave Navarro 'stache.
>>71971505
HOLY SHIT JOAN OF ARC WAS IN THE GO-GOS
>>71971636
He's sort of correct. He's Corsican, so he was French purely by a technicality because France annexed Corsica a year before he was born. Ethnically he would be closer to Italian.
>>71971533
>Steve Vai provided all the air guitar solos and the intro to God Gave Rock And Roll To You II for Bogus Journey
Woah.
>>71971636
>spaghetto-nigger
fukken kek
>>71971741
Napoleon was based, he could speak Frunch.
>they used the word "fag"
triggered
>>71971771
Well yeah, France annexing Corsica means he was taught French. He didn't really sound French in terms of his accent though.
>ywn flex your pickup game with socrates and billy the kid
Father Time is such a good song still holy shit
DO YOUUUUU
WAAAANNNNNAAAAA
PLAYYYYYY-AYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kREj3iSTbiA
>>71971981
I never really understood why Beethoven was taken in by security. Was it for playing too long or for going ham or what?
>>71965950
Mfw the two cute actresses for the princesses got replaced with ugly trolls for the sequel
>>71972029
I think doing something that makes too large a crowd can be considered disturbing the peace or something
>>71972029
the guy playing it for the store bitches since he'd probably get replaced.
>>71972029
Probably loitering, if anything. Dude could've been in there for hours.
>>71968842
Circle K and bowling alley in Tempe, mall in Phoenix
>>71968073
What was Beethoven doing wrong at the mall? Never understood.
did somebody say 1080p YIFY????
>>71971603
Explain?
>>71973373
She was on one of those VH-1 reality shows several years ago, and she showed off a bunch of her dominatrix gear and outfits, then nonchalantly says "Everybody needs a hobby!"
>>71971798
this 90s movie is so homophobic
>>71973404
fuck she's a keeper
