It's 1992 and this guy slaps your gf's ass at the club. What do?
*fetus noises*
Jokes on you i dont have a gf
Buy some Google stocks I guess
>>71963781
What's in the fanny pack?
>>71963781
Pull the napkin out from under his arm and ruin his turtleneck
>>71963781
Shoot him before he becomes a shitty actor making shitty movies.
You're a big guy
Smell what he's cooking
>>71963934
Start masturbating in the corner.
>>71963890
are you a retarded person?
Most people on this board weren't even a dried up cum stain on their mothers bull's leg in 1992
>>71963849
>this isn't underage anymore
kill me
>>71964211
I haven't been underaged for 4 years my man.
>>71964211
>tfw you still accidentally type >2011 sometimes
>>71963781
Call the LAPD, and have him killed.
>>71963781
Steal his fanny pack so he can't juice and never goes on to be a figure in sports entertainment
>>71963781
tell my gf she should be grateful the people's champion gave her a compliment
I'm just a baby, so I probably just look at him, and grow up to abuse women because I learned at a young age you need to smack them in the ass and they like it.
>>71963781
I'm 3 so probably nothing.
>>71964716
and you already have a gf? damn son
>>71964776
Read my straight shota/toddlerkon doujin. It's about how we met.
>>71964833
>>71963781
Ask queen latifah to kindly fuck off
I'd grab that fanny pack right off his waste, shine it up reeeeeeeal nice, TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP HIS ROODY POO CANDY ASS
>>71964869
What the fuck, FBI. You're not supposed to make the thank you page public like that. I'll favorite the thank you page right now and also post screenshots of it with wacky tabs open for others to react.
>>71963922
Pie
>>71964869
Why would you put my ex gf through this? We parted on positive turns and she still comes over when she's tired of her husband and wants a real dick.
