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What would you do?
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lmao rape XD
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>>71963659
Pretend to be a poltergeist.
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>>71963703
This
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>>71963659
>that scene where he's grabbing her tit
>mfw I was 10
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>>71963703
hahaha this totally +D+D+D+D
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>>71963659
Assassinate the president for shits and giggles
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literally rewind my VHS during the scene where he sucked her tit and beat off with my door closed and told my grandmother not to come in
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I would Banepost on 4chan.
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>>71963659
Find out how full of shit /pol/ is.
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>>71963659
Sniff Elizabeth Shue's shoes.
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>>71963810
They still might catch you on FLIR. Also makes this power completely worthless for sneaking into Area 51.
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shitpost on 4chan
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>>71963659
Claim disability benefit and watch anime all day.
Maybe try convincing some Goth chicks into Ghost sex but I would probably chicken out.
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>>71963659
rape
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I probably would be unable to get in any plane ever, which would suck very much.
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>>71963965
That's not true. You would just have to use a different method, like sneaking in on the flight of workers that leaves Las vegas every morning bound for area 51.
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Go shake my favorite actress's hand.
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>>71963659
Women's gymnastics dressing room.....
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>>71964161
I'm not so sure. Imagine if they catch a signature on a camera in a hallway where no person is visible walking. Imagine if you set off motion detectors, or some other form of security unknown to our modern world.

And suppose they catch you with this strange power. Enjoy never seeing daylight again. No, I think it's too dangerous.
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Hit Trump in the balls
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Rape every blonde sorority girl in my college
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Catch all the rarest pokemon in the ghetto
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Go around and jizz in people's coffee. Little extra cream if ya know what I mean ;^)
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rape but do it on public so everybody could see
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>>71963659
if you were in his position?
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>>71964316
>the invisible man will trigger motion detectors
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>>71963823

Used to wank to the Dukes of hazard remake when they go in the sorority house
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>>71964615
he's still physically present, isn't he?
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>>71964682
motion detectors are basically cameras with alarms. If a normal camera can't see you, a normal motion detector can't detect you.

Even then normal motion detection is just used to trigger recording so you don't spend a lot of file space recording nothing.
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>>71963738
The rape scene was my favorite. I was like 13 at the time.
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will my semen be invisible?
like lets say i make an involuntary sperm donation on some qt
no one is going to believe they were raped by a invisible guy, but if there is visible spunk that she can take to a lab...
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>>71964845
you know they don't do visual inspections right? They just swab her up and save the sample and analyze it later. They don't open her up and go "VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF SPUNK"
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>>71964795
huh, didn't know that.
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Any male who doesn't say rape is honestly lying. If you are guaranteed to never be found out and you are fucking invisible anyone would do it
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Whats the movie? Im very interested in this rape scene.
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>>71965406
Hollow Rapeman
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Jizz on my shoes and clothes so they become invisible too
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I'd like to use it to somehow make a lot of money in the stock market, but I'm too dumb to know how.
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>>71965406
OP's is Hollow Man
>>71964845
is The Entity with Barbara Hershey
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>>71964795
You dumb nigger.
Motion detector work based on infrared pulses used to scan an area. It works on the basis of detecting any aberrations to rate of return of an infrared beam that is pulsed out in intervals.

Just because you can be invisible on the visible spectrum doesn't mean you'll be invisible on other light spectrums.
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>>71963659
reflect light off my surface area.
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>>71965442
>>71965479

Thank you very much anons
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>>71965519
oh so you know how this sci-fi thing would actually work?
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>>71965479
Is it true she was originally gonna star in The Brown Bunny and suck Vincent Gallo off on camera?? Why did she back down??
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Get a better mask maker, be master of disguise.
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>>71965711
Do you really have to be invisible for that?
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>>71965591
FFS they actually use thermal goggles to hunt him down. I bet you didn't even watch the fucking movie.
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>>71965519
>Just because you can be invisible on the visible spectrum doesn't mean you'll be invisible on other light spectrums.
enlighten me on your vast knowledge of invisibility methods
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>>71964795
according to Wikipedia, there are passive infrared, microwave and ultrasonic motion sensors. I don't see how a silent alarm couldn't be triggered that causes a blinking light in some guard's watchroom. Again, I say it's too risky.
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>>71965777

You're one dumb ass nigga.
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>>71965777
well he uses the superserum on a superlab where they use supercameras to find them, so ofc they would use those same supercameras on every airport or walmart to bust him
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Kill everyone who knows.
Fake my death.
Destroy all research copies and have the only one.
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>>71965777
They use fucking thermal to hunt him you numb cunt.
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>>71965614
yup
>The Single White Female star turned the part down because "it just didn't work out," but it had nothing to do with the potential controversy. She says, "I think I would've done it if I weren't in a relationship at the time. I don't think there's any stigma, really. "I love that film In The Realm Of The Senses. I don't think it's pornographic in any way, but the actors are actually having sex. "Those kinds of limits are interesting to me if it's really well done."
Oh, what could've been.
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I'd just take little things from stores, and hope that the security guys don't notice a carton of milk or a six-pack floating out the door
I'd honestly use my powers to get myself drunk. fuck it
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>>71965955
un-invisible people do that everyday anon
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What was that TV show or movie where a guy turned invisible somehow and immediately got hit by a car that didn't see him and no one stopped to help him as he lay dying at the side of the road because no one saw him. Was that an episode of The X-Files?
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>>71965896
we're talking about motion-capture cameras, you fucking idiot. pay attention
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>>71966006
Yes, it was the episode with a genie.
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>>71966006
it was the X-Files episode with the Jennie
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The tv show with the invisibility gland has a more convenient invisibility power.
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>>71966067
>>71966077
Yeah right it was one of those twisted genies whose wish grantings always ends up in disaster for the person making the wish
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Anyone remember the Chevy Chase movie? I loved that as a kid. Haven't seen it in at least 20 years and now I'm kinda afraid it'll be a huge disappointment.
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>>71966027
Motion fucking detection you illiterate numb skull.
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>>71966144
this show? shit was cash

>>71966192
she's wasn't a jerk ass on purpose
her wishes were basically literal and the people making wishes were mostly dumb asses
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You'd need an accomplice. You can use your invisibility to do a lot of shit, with careful planning, but to make use of any assets you gain, you'd need a dude who can interact with people normally.

It'd be workable and I'd definitely do it for all the rape.
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>>71966283
meh.
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>>71964518
But the jizz wouldn't be invisible
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X Files has an episode with a guy being invisible through moving in people blind spots too.
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>>71966790
there is a movie called 3 iron that is like this
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>>71966899
A Korean movie where some guy uses invisibility skill to cuck someone in his face.
Hilarious.
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>>71964136
>Implying it wouldn't be fun to sneak on tankers and explore the world as a ghost that haunts different ships
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>>71967008
it was fucking delightful
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I'd turn myself in to the government and see if they can cure me for lots of money.
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I wonder if people would believe it if children claim they are touched by invisible people.
Sounds like it would make a good hoax.
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Definitely rape and kill lot's of women with impunity.
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>>71967166

pretty sure they would just blame whoever was near them at the time.
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>>71964883
>analyze

I'm pretty sure the sperm has to be visible to be analyzed
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>>71966283
Watch it. Atleast for that Sam Neill gun to head pic.
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Watch movies at the cinema without paying.
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