Drinking games that will kill you
>Star Trek:TNG
>Take a shot every time the transporters have an issue
>>71962065
>every time someone enters or mentions a holodeck
>>71962065
that happens often in the series but would only happen once or twice in a given episode.
>>71962065
Take a shot every time Buffy crosses her arms in the middle of a conversation or right before she's about to speak.That looks disturbingly similar to my bedroom.
>>71962065
>life
>drink every time you have crippling alcoholism
I once saw a rejected Startrek tv series treatment script, it would have starred wil wheaton as a conscripted starfleet captain after war devastates and impoverishes the federation.
Characters included a Eugenics war era "enhanced" human found in a cryopod who exposes dark secrets the federation has been suppressing
it was awful, and my friend told me there were others, but this was the worst one of the lot, and included gay ferengis as a major plot element.
>>71962245
alternatively every time Giles cleans his glasses, double shots when pic related happens
>>71962275
>and included gay ferengis as a major plot element.
>Gay for Pay: The Final Fucked Rear
>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>Drink when one of the gang says blast, fire, jam or bang
It's pretty easy going, but there are times when they say at least 5 of these within a span of minutes
>>71962065
>24
>take a shot every time a character calls jack on a cell phone.
that's how you die
>>71962387
I'm currently rewatching season 3, either of the ones we just mentioned would kill me about two hours from now.
>Warcraft movie
>somebody says Fel
>>71962504
http://www.justjared.com/2006/04/14/kiefer-sutherland-rolling-stone/
>He once heard that some college-going 24 fans had developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says, "Damn it," which is the show’s "fuck" and "shit" substitute. So during one episode, in one scene, he took it upon himself to say "Damn it" three times in a row, "Boom, boom, boom. And that was just one scene. By the end, there had to be fourteen ‘Damn its.’ And I could just see all these college kids going, ‘Oh, fuck!’ "
>>71962065
>watch iCarly or Victorious
>drink every time they play the laugh track
>watch mr normie
>drink when he says evil corp
>>71962571
>laugh track drinking games
That's cheating and/or a cry for help.
>man of steel
>everytime superman kills an innocent
>>71962526
>s3
>glasses cleaning and arm crossing intensifies
>>71962065
Here's a drinking game that will kill you:
Neil Breen (any movie)
Take a drink when
>Neil Breen does magic
>shot opens in a desert
>stock footage (this was punishing)
>footage that was recycled from earlier in the film (this was beyond punishing)
>inappropriate breaks during "dramatic" moments
>Neil Breen shirtless
>women with no bras
>SHOTS OF FEET
>a laptop takes damage
Half a dozen played, we all tapped out by mid-movie. It was awful.
>>71962571
>watch Big bang theory with friends
> drink every time no one laughs at a joke but the laugh track.
>>71962772
https://youtu.be/OjthQKzX88g
>>71962747
t. Max
>>71962065
>Every time someone says "Look at me"
No one does this in real life.
>>71962065
>watch true blood
>take a shot every time this bitch gets mad about something
>Tiny House hunters
>Drink everytime they say Tiny or any synonym of that.
>>71963013
be dead 1/2 way through ep 1
>>71962065
Prison Break: one shot every time the word "setup" is used, two if Lincoln is the one saying it
>>71963077
SOOOKIE
>>71962836
This is actually funnier than the original because the "whooom" sound in the background amps the absurdity up to infinity and I can't understand anything that's happening
>>71963151
god I forgot how much I hated that bitch, come to think of it I fucking hated everyone on that show
Drink every time Picard laughs smugly/condescendingly when an alien says something politically incorrect, then proceeds to educate him on Earth's enlightened ways.
TPB. Drink when and as much as Lahey drinks.
Smoke weed when they mention dope.
Coke lines for knock knock jokes and rickyisms. Whole family dead by conky episode.
>/tv/
>Drink every time a depressed loner and/or virgin posts
>>71963188
I enjoyed it when it became a satire of itself. The last season though, holy shit. I haven't been able to finish it. I made it through all of Dexter but I just can't handle it.
Seinfeld
Drink every time George does something stupid
>>71962065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcatQSyRK6c
>>71963272
I stopped on the witch/fairy season, I'm still not sure why I even got that far
wait now I remember
>nsfw.jpg
the big lebowski
match him white russian for white russian, joint for joint.
it's something like 12 drinks and 9 joints in 2 hours
Take a shot every time you have tfw no gf
>the sopranos
>take a shot when a dinner scene starts
>>71962065
>real time with bill maher
>drink every time he's smug
>>71963013
EGGSSS
WHO SHOT EGGSSS
>>71963617
your triggering me, the flashbacks are making me physically sick, she had the most annoying delivery ever, jesus christ I had repressed all this, worse then fran dresher
>Kitchen Nightmares
>Any-time you hear the water harp or he makes one of his terrible post-food review jokes
>>71963949
>Hell's Kitchen
>drink everytime something is FUCKING RAW!
>drink everytime you hear "come here you"
>>71963830
HAHAHA sorry m8
Once that shrill voice is in your head, there's no going back
>>71964139
joking kinda but not really damn she was bad, why fucking hell just why?
>>71964023
>>71963949
DEAD ON THE SPOT
