Damn this was good
I agree underrated as fuck.
>>71959994
I don't understand the love this flick gets on this board.
>>71960288
found the chick
london?
>>71959994
h my sister, she said all she could see was static and a blank white noise. Then her eyes rolled back into her head and she started having seizures and frothing at the mouth for the entire duration of the film. After the movie was over and I turned it off, she went back to normal and she had no recollection of the events. I showed her the DVD cover and she was like "Is this a joke? Its completely blank."
Very weird.
Terrible film, Russel Crowe is a bad actor and the whole thing was so tedious and boring
>>71960347
>>71960288
tits or gtfo
And the best bart is that women will never understand it
>>71960288
I have to agree with this.
I mean, it's good. It's like a solid 8, but everyone acts like it's FotR and it's just not.
>>71959994
Fuck you OP, you stupid fucking faggot. I got the itch to watch this kino from shitheads like you, so you know what, I fucking started watching it. About 20 seconds in, my fucking gf strolled in and started to ask me a question about what I think was about if we had any wine in the house, though thanks to chucklefucks neckbeards like you, I'll never fucking know. She cut off mid-sentence, the moment her eyes looked to the screen. Vague gargling sounds started issuing from her throat, (I thought she was just playing one of the rabid Cujo bdsm fantasies we liked to indulge in,) it wasn't until her blood-stained saliva started flowing down her chin and dripping onto her tight, form-fitting tank-top that I knew something was wrong.
She doubled over, vomiting onto our couch, and our puppy, her unblinking eyes never once leaving the screen.
For two fucking hours it continued, her dead, tear-filled desperately gazing at the camaraderie taking place on screen, blood seeping from every orifice, until the final music number started to play, and she collapsed, breathless on the carpet. She had threatened me with our serrated, custom-made home defense dildo (modelled after mine ofc,) and so it wasn't until then that I was able to get close and ask what the fuck was wrong.
Sobbing, I knelt over her, pleading with her to tell me what the fuck was her malfunction.
"I-I don't understand anon...."
I fell for your b8, I'm not proud of it, but I fucking did, and it ruined my fucking life. She's been in a fucking coma for days, the docs say she'll never fucking recover.
FUCK, AND FUCK YOU
there is a parallel universe out there where master and commander wiped out the box office, collected a dozen oscars and spurred on a legacy of legacy of copycats and now in 2016 they are literally drowning in smart, high brow, semi accurate historical blockbusters.
i want to change dimensions.
all female remake when?
>>71960516
It's not a high brow movie.
>>71960613
>women on a ship
>>71960613
Fuck you. I mean it. Fuck. You.
>>71960659
You're the kind of guy who eats both weevils.
>>71960309
underrated post
>tfw not a woman
Y'know, I used to really love this movie but for some reason it just doesn't do it for me anymore.
>>71960814
Oh you
I liked this movie until it became a popular thing on /tv/ recently, but now I realize what a pile of shit it is.
>tfw when your long time favorite film becomes a meme
>>71960814
>He fell for the annoying, but submissively kinky feminist gf meme
>>71960882
found the contrarian child
This is like the most boring flick I've ever watched. Like it was just guys sitting on a ship talking and talking and talking and talking.................
>>71960288
L O N D O N
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>>71960977
Woosh
Can someone explain this meme that women don't understand this movie? I mean, what's there to understand? Just some dudes on a ship...and the Captain is a total jerk to the doctor.
>>71961125
You wouldn't understand...
>>71961014
>>71961125
I had no idea it was ladies night on /tv/. Time to park my ass at the bar, flex my 'ceps and flash my bling.
>>71960882
you are everything that's wrong with /tv/ fucktard
a film women will never understand, on a format women will never understand
>>71960288
Tits or gtfo
>>71961125
post feet
>>71961245
I must have this
>>71959994
BORING AS SHIT
>>/tv/ reacts to no sequel
>>71963632
Found the FAGGOT
>>71960347
honestly this is what i thought the second time i watched it
the first time though i loved it
I never understood this movie....
