>feel like peeing in the middle of the movie
>get up and walk to the entrance aisle
>I can still see the screen but the rest of the audience can't see me
>pee on the wall
>go back to my seat without having missed anything
I can't be the only one who does this.
>>71958925
>not peeing in your empty XL Coke Zero cup and giving a wink to the ushers who are going in as you are leaving
Amateur hour.
I just put a jacket over my lap and pee in a cup with a napkin at the bottom to muffle the sound
>>71959066
Kek
OP is a dumb fag stinking up the whole fucking theater, and everyone will know he did it as soon as he returns to his seat
>>71958925
AUTISM/10
holy fuck jut do what everyone else does and piss in your seat, what do you think the showers are for? dont fall for the tv memes about some chad bullying you for doing what comes natural, youll miss some of the movie if you hide in the corner
>>71959227
>dont fall for the tv memes about some chad bullying you for doing what comes natural
If anything you're asserting dominance by marking your territory. Chad should know to back the fuck off
>green text
>autism
>chad
>reaction image
>responds to post
oh look, it's another /tv/ post
>be me
>17 years old
>go watch some shit movie with my gf (can't remember the movie)
>cinema is packed
>hot as fuck, sweating already
>people sitting at each side of us
>make gf give me a hand job ten minutes into the movie anyway
>both parties next to us visibly uncomfortable
>realise i hadn't washed my dick for 3 days or so
>thesmell.jpg
>tell her to stop because i don't want to nut in my pants
>carry on watching the movie like nothing happened
>mfw i can smell dick cheese for the rest of the movie
>mfw i know everyone within a 4m radius can smell it too
why was it much easier to not give a fuck when i was younger?
>>71958925
Some of you fuckers in this post are dirty as shit if these bullshit stories are true. Regardless I hope you all die
>>71959453
Holy fucking kek. Uncut fags will LITERALLY defend this.
>Inb4 some assblasted uncut fags bringing out ad-hominem responses
>>71958925
>>71959066
I've actually done this irl. It was during a midnight showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and worked like a charm. AMA.
>>71959709
You did both of those?
>>71959393
>it's another anon is disappointed with a thread's premise episode
>tfw living in India
You don't know freedom
>>71959866
Oh I bet
https://youtu.be/GpvtxQmHudo
>>71959785
And more
Movies are for fun
>>71959393
haha I can't even right now. have an upvote
>>71960001
Not me, fuck off.
>>71959785
Yes, filled the cup and left it in the hall. A small amount got on the wall.
I actually considered doing this while watching The Conjuring 2. Only thing that stopped me was the possibility of someone else walking in before I finished.
>>71959709
>midnight showing of pirates of the caribbean 3
why
