This was probably the worst movie I have seen so far this year.
Why is that man standing in a ps2 game?
>>71956238
What Comodore 64 game is this?
>that hairline
Why did Sam Jackson agree to be in this shit. He was the best part of the movie by far, but it's kind of sad that an actor as good as Jackson was in one of the worst movies of the past 5 years.
>>71956238
Gods of Egypt laughs at you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GXytZQ6pg4
it was OK
>>71956648
Are you under the impression he acts in quality films? It's not the 90s.
>>71956648
I'm going to guess and assume it had something to do with money.
>>71956238
What ZX Spectrum game is this?
>>71956325
Unexpected chuckle, thanks neighbor
>>71956238
>those natives painted in mud
>white
My only problem with it was that a strong human (like Tarzan) had such a difficult time beating up a gorilla. Gorillas don't have any tactics while Tarzan had a high functioning brain and could calculate moves better.
>>71957044
I'm not sure if you're kidding or not.
A gorilla is 10-20x stronger than a man.
What? Angry Joe said it was good.
>>71957816
>A gorilla is 10-20x stronger than a man.
Well duh, all you have to do is have basic understanding of how to fight and a human could hold their own. Just use a strategy against the gorilla's big, dumb, brute strength.
>>71958277
Brute strength is pretty fucking effective you idiot. a human wouldn't stand a chance one on one against a silverback gorilla.
holy fuck is that real
there's no way that's real
>>71958469
> Brute strength is pretty fucking effective you idiot
Counter attack and side stepping the attacks are key. Hope on the ape's back and choke him out. It's literally like fighting a giant baby.
>>71956238
is that leslie jones?
>>71958530
lol are you actually this delusional you fucking neckbeard
>>71958530
what a fucking retard, those things are built to fight. You're a flimsy human that would get his anus pounded so hard you'd need a lifesaver size donut to ease the butthurt.
>>71958530
We need proof of this
>>71958587
Put me in a cage with one of those hairy babies and I'll show you how it's done. I'd love to see the look on your faces when I use one punch to knock Mr. "King of the Jungle" on his big ape ass.
>>71958530
haha holy shit this guy
>>71956648
He is an actor-for-hire. He will do any film if you pay him enough. He is like a deluxe version of Eric Roberts. He works constantly to keep himself from drinking because he's an alcoholic.
>>71958616
The average man could use his brain to counter attack these animals. Look at all we have accomplished.
>>71958632
There are literally documentations of gladiators beating gorillas with bare hands.
>>71956923
what do you think ashes are you fucking retard
>>71958678
you didnt accomplish shit, its you naked vs a gorilla youre ded kiddo.
Can I say how much I Love the man v gorilla meme. The bait always gets taken and it's so funny each time.
It has a white male lead of course it'd be awful
>>71958678
i think you're below average though
>>71956648
He was in that movie Cell with john cusack
>mfw Colin Mcrae Rally on PS1 looks better than OP's pic
>>71956238
>"WHY WITE BOY BE PLAYIN TARZEN NIGGA, SHEIT WE WUZ KANGS NIGGA FUCKIN WITE WASH FUCKIN PINKYS"
Does Poop Lives Matter and SJWs even realize that Tarzan was a white guy since day fucking zero? He was never a PoCky. Ever. DO these fucking dunces read anything besides online tabloids?
>>71958678
also theres documents about fucking dragons and human sized moths do you believe everything you read?
>>71958688
a gorilla is hugely disadvantaged. a reasonably smart human would be able to break bones and go for vitals with his knowledge of anatomy. the ape would be helpless pretty fast
nearly everything about it was bad. like, it's difficult to know where to begin with all of the things this movie did wrong.
i will say this though, the movie is 2 hours long but it goddam feels like a 4 hour movie.
>>71958688
> its you naked vs a gorilla youre ded kiddo
Of course I'd share the same attire as the beast, I am an honorable warrior after all.
>>71958697
Not in mind and spirit. Especially when compared to a nonhuman.
>>71958724
> also theres documents about fucking dragons and human sized moths
You cannot disprove that they do not exist. I don't doubt that fire breathers once roamed this earth.
>>71958530
>counter attack
>he thinks fighting a gorilla is like playing arkham city
>>71958804
theres no proof they did tho, a painting isnt proof. I can paint you a gf that wont change the fact ull never have one.
>>71958849
>>71958530
If I give you a shitton of PCP and $500 cash upfront, can I film you fighting a Silverback 1v1?
I want to turn you into a legend
>>71956648
He was in all 3 star wars prequels where he played a boring monk.
>>71956238
Must not have seen BvS.
>>71958970
revenge of the sith was great faggot
>>71958530
leave it to a namefag to be a complete utter retard
>>71956238
What bowling score screen animation is this?
>>71958733
yeah, this. Just sidestep the first attack, press X to quickly pick his eye out with your japanese two-finger technique
>>71958981
I didn't like BvS, but there really was nothing good about this movie. I wanted to kill myself while sitting in the cinema. Even the normies where like "wtf was this" after the movie.
>>71958530
protip: interrupt its attack just before it lands to build your power meter!
>>71958805
There are many similarities to the real world and video games. If I time it right, I can knock out a gorilla with one punch/kick.
>>71958849
Dragons did most likely exist. Where do you think the concept came from.
>>71958921
I would do it for $300, but I would also like a 12 pack of Mountain Dew before and afterwards
>>71959017
Leave it to anon to not know basic physics/kung fu.
>>71959268
I have an imaginary power meter myself, so this is a good tip.
>>71958530
M8 my gf just left me and yet here I am crying with laughter
You've made my night thank you anon
>>71959226
Also this fucking costume Digimon was wearing. I was really struggling to not burst into laughter whenever he was on the screen.
>>71959010
I'm so happy I'm not the only one that enjoyed it. I liked the soundtrack and the stupidly complex choreography for saber fighting
I didn't care about te plot because we all knew it already
>>71959326
You guys realized you're getting baited fucking hard right now right? This sad, lonely piece of shit is so depressed that no one will acknowledge his name that he has to resort to pretending to be a neckbeard for (you)s
>>71959438
Not sure what "baited" means, but I don't care if anyone replies. I'm just trying to enlighten people. If you ever come face to face with a gorilla, don't show fear, you must dominate it.
>>71959438
augh! augh!! b-baited!! B-BAITET U GUIS! HahheHAhaheahea Fucking HEPATITIS N(igger) HPV whITe fucking folks need to Di3
>>71959438
>This sad, lonely piece of shit is so depressed
Sounds like you were baited and made this as a quick defense. Keep projecting.
>>71958530
So many people baited...
>>71958530
Filtered.
>>71959388
I like it. He looks like a pokemon.
Did ya'll know that Samljack was in the Hair movie?
I remember when the trailer first came out, people were saying that it was going to be good.
It was so obviously shit even then.
Why do plebs have such shit taste?
>>71960813
Trailer looked shitty but David Yates is a more than capable director.
>>71958469
>>71957816
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>>71958805
>falling for this shitty b8
newfriends, go back.
>>71960813
The trailer was nothing like the actual movie. The trailer makes it look like a Tarzan movie, but the movie is in reality more like the sequel of Tarzan. The movie would have been a lot better if it was more like a live-action Tarzan movie. Unoriginal maybe, but at least it wouldn't be total shit like it is now.
>worst movie of the year
>same year as this
>>71961257
THAT'S FUCKING KINO
FUCK OFF
YOU GOD DAMNED RETARD
GET THE FUCK BACK TO PLEBBIT
FUCK FOF
>>71956238
Dat body though.
>worked out everyday
>only ate a fistful of chicken meat every few hours
>all of this shit in 9 months
Fuck.
>>71956648
Jackson rarely turns down offers. He wasted the early days of his career (from the '70s through the early '90s, remember, he's not young) in a drug-induced haze that he barely remembers, so he feels he can't afford to be picky, lest it come to an end.
>>71961952
>from the '70s through the early '90s
I don't think any actor from that period remembers exactly happened then.
Fucking everyone was high on coke.
>>71956238
It wasnt made for you, it was made for chinks who havent seen the original tarzan movie due to communist embargo.
>>71962018
>it was made for chinks
Welcome to 2015+.
That's how it's going to go from now on.
>>71962018
>>71962225
you realize that this isn't an origin story right. it was made for people with a certain familiarity with the source material and from the beginning was an attempt to bank on brand recognition, which is much weaker in asia
i feel like there are a lot people on /tv/ with only two or three opinion that they attempt to insert into every thread whether it's relevant or not
>>71959494
Every single thread you post about humans fucking up gorillas and these retards keep falling for it.
>>71962565
They arent banking on recognition you retard. They are remaking the same animated movies because they know its a format that works instead of "risking" something innovative.
>>71956238
That body tho. I want Alexander Skarsgard to pick me up and fuck me
>>71958733
low quality m8
>>71959326
I feel like I was the only other person in the thread about Gorillas fighting bears that devolved into 300+ shitposts about bruce lee and how fighting is universally all about skill and any human could beat any animal because thumbs.
Were you in that thread too?
>>71962714
I can't believe people keep going for it, nonstop.
>>71962837
Yup, that just exploded out
>>71958530
> Being this autistic.
>>71959388
Man, that looks cool as shit
