You're in the club with your gf and this guy slaps your ass.
What do you do?
>>71947988
tell him he can do better than capeshit
>>71948027
Then he turns to your gf and tells her she can do better than you.
>>71947988
Shake his hand and offer him her other cheek.
>>71947988
tell my wife to fuck off and go with Hugh.
>>71948112
Read it again.
>>71947988
Knock him the fuck out. Dude's 50. He's like a grandpa. The fuck is he going to do to me. Btw I'm 8 foot and weigh 300 pounds
I don't care cuz he's gay.
>>71947988
Wonder why he didn't smack my ass, as he is as queer as a $3 bill.
>>71947988
kiss him of course
>>71948488
>>71947988
Ask him if I can get a "personal" autograph from him.
>>71947988
I'd simply look him dead in the eye and tell him that Carroll Boston Correll Jr. doesn't play that fag shit
He'd get the message.
Ask him when the grand tour premieres
>>71952917
Where is this from?
What is this "Hugh Jackman is gay" meme?
>>71953153
He's tall handsome and can sing and dance = GAY
also he married a fatty
>>71947988
Ditch my lame girlfriend and go have some fun
>>71952917
Sauce?
>>71947988
>What do you do?
Start doing a musical number from Oklahoma! and hope he joins in.
