anyone have any tips for an aspiring actor?
I'm male, 28, 5'7", slim build
I dont have much range though, but I can cry on demand
>>71934980
Well, you're below average so far. Do you have nepotism on your side? If not, you can go ahead and kill yourself.
>>71934980
also, Im not in it for money and would prefer film, theater, or voice acting
>>71934980
How are your fellatio, car parking, beer pulling and tray carrying skills?
>>71934980
>>71935001
Kiss me, and maybe we'll see what's what.
>>71934998
how many lorazepam would it take to kill myself
Hmm, you're a bit too old for the... 'roles', but I might have a position available for you.
>>71935581
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>71934980
How well can you suck a dick?
>>71935626
if it's a girls dick, pretty damn good
>>71935669
How about a balding, fat Jewish man's dick?
>>71934980
>I'm male, 28, 5'7", slim build
>I dont have much range though, but I can cry on demand
Sounds like you'd be great at janitorial work on a Taiwanese shemale basket weaving forum
>>71935681
Ill pass, but you might be missing a good crier. Even if it was just voice overs I can do a convincing cry.
>>71935738
>Implying the only thing they want your crying for isn't when their jamming their dicks down your throat or into your boipussy
>>71935738
>Unwilling to suck Jewish dick
>Admits he has no talent for acting other than crying which every fucking teenage girl dreaming of being an actor can do, let alone actors with genuine talent
>28
I'd say your chances of becoming remotely successful are slim to none.
>>71935790
I don't give a shit. If it will get me quality roles in quality social justice flicks with an aim of altering the status quo then so be it anon
>>71935835
its not about success you asshole. Its about changing the world for the better.
And disregard that post, I cant delete it as I've deleted too many thus far.
>>71935841
This first I can recall of these troll threads of people pretending to be fame seekers was back in 2011 and it was a guy pretending to be a woefully lame aspiring writer with no self awareness, money or even a script about to get up and go to Hollywood. He even had the same image you're using. His troll was pretty damn good.
This one is mediocre. You're going to have to work harder to keep people posting.
>>71935926
fuck off, its not a troll thread.
It doesnt have to be acting. It could be writing. I was always a writer. I have a way with words.
whos dick do I have to fucking suck to be a hollywood writer
>>71936042
Okay then. See >>71935550
How many .5mg pills of lorazepam does it take to kill yourself
>>71936042
anon you there
Gay porn.
