Fuck Brendan Fraser, how do we save Bam?
Why would you want to?
Bam is bottom of the barrel human. Literally "dude mom's gonna freak" the person.
>>71927475
is this new look a tribute to ryan?
fucking animorph
No one cares about Bam, he ain't worth a dam.
You would think for all the shit he gives his dad and uncle he would watch what he eats
>>71927475
god damn he looks so destroyed. look the rounded shoulders end the empty stare
WASTEDANDWOUNDED
>>71927621
uncle vito is dead, burning in hell for molesting little girls
Fuck bam. Bring Dico back to the spot light. He's the only good thing about CKY.
DICO 2020
Love Bam but did anyone look at his father and uncle and notice the genes?
>>71927475
who cares?
he's a prick,
fuck him
>My best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car crash 4 years ago,
mother fucker would prank others but then cry when they got him back with RUBBER snakes.
steak sandwiches.jpg
>>71927475
He needs a hobby.
We should get him to join Tom DeLonge's paranormal investigation team.
>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit
>>71927475
E A R T H R O C K E R
F
A
G
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT
He deserves it.
Brendan didn´t
>>71927669
Uncle Vito never molested anyone.
It was an endearing grope.
>>71927797
>falls into septic pit
>>71927796
Tom DeLonge is hunting ghosts now?
Since when?
Anyone have any "damaged" shops of Bam?
>>71927930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7PbXqR2zyM
>>71927683
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kefs9e31cjs
>JUST'ing your life because your retard mate decided to get high and drunk as fuck and drive on winding roads at 100 mph
>she would've wound up with a black guy and probably went to jail. she has a big mouth.
what did he mean by this?
>>71927475
He is turning into his dad. Check out the old videos.
>>71927475
Why? Bam has always been awful.
>>71927797
>falls into snake pit
>looks up
>Dunn takes off his mask
>it was Knoxville in costume the whole time
>Dude, are you crying Bam?
>what a fucking pussy
>>71927756
His newest excuse for being a degenerate is his Dad took him on a scary car ride one time when he was a kid.
He doesn't really know what he's running from
I have been memeing on this site since 2007 but I still have no idea what the earth rocker meme is
>>71928198
sup reddit?
>>71928198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
I don't know if anyone has figured out what an earth rocker is exactly yet, only who they are
https://twitter.com/nicoleboyd124/status/447880697978847232
>>71927475
he's turning into his father
>>71928252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXzLZSNkDI
Clutch has ties to Bam and crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjkQKfmVI8
He has the tools to save himself, his must find his inner Earth Rocker and make peace
>>71927797
kek
>tfw ywn binge watch Viva La Bam and Pimp My Ride on MTV with your buds during the summer again
holy shit, adult life blows
>>71928474
>not binge watch Jackass, Wildboyz and Viva La Bam with yourfather
>>71928395
This video does not enlighten me into what an Earth Rocker is
What did Neil mean by this?
What will he do next?
>>71927797
glorious
take all my upvotes
he needs to stop drinking and being a cry baby.
>>71928244
Nice try, /v/eddit
>>71927590
Ever thought of a career as a rapper?
>I don't know 'bout you, but I'm going to go watch Viva la Bam. I wonder what he'll do to his parents this time?
I really wish I could become an Earth Rocker, but I'm not a musician.
ooooooOOooooo
My name is Ryan Dunn and I will haunt this board until my skatepark is built
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
>>71928838
2 spooky
Being an irresponsible junky piece of shit that spends their entire life mocking everyone and just leaving a wake of destruction will eventually catch up to you
>>71928838
>ooooooOOooooo
>My name is Ryan Dunn and I will haunt this board until my skatepark is built
>oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
He didn't get a sticky?
>>71928541
The lyrics are pretty clear... It's about being yourself, living life without limits, and not letting society and other tribulations get you down.
Bam is evidently not a very good Earth Rocker though.
>>71927930
Hes also crazy...he just left Blink 182 again...what a fucking idiot.
>>71927531
kek
>>71927475
Hold his under water.
>>71929042
He's a moon rocker at best
>>71929253
his what nigga, HIS WHAT????????
>>71929506
Penis
>>71927475
We don't.
I can't express the enormous satisfaction that I get from seeing this turbochad, that used to be the fantasy of all the edgy emo sluts just 10 years ago, getting JUSTed. Same with that cunt from Sum41. They all fucking deserve it for being annoying edgy sk8ers who think drinking excessively and doing drugs is so fucking cool.
>>71929425
I'd say he's more than likely a . . . Uranus rocker.
>>71928838
fuck off back to iceland
>>71929617
Sum41 cunt sorted his shit out though iirc
>>71929655
Yeah because he'll die if takes a sip of alcohol
>>71929655
He's also ugly as sin. Why would anyone fantasize about that snub nosed manlet?
>>71929565
you are a cruel and twisted individual anon, a true MADMAN
>>71929655
He kinda did, but he will never be a cool Chad again. Everyone has seen what he's really made of.
>>71927475
Bam is such West Chester PA trash, not even all his money saved him from that fate.
>>71929655
>>71929737
>>71929749
>>71929777
>look up sum41 guy
>see this
>>71929655
I just saw them the other dayat Warped Tourand he seemed good and sounded good
>>71929749
I didn't say anything about fantasizing about anyone
>>71929617
You sound mad that those emo girls turned you down.
>>71929816
>get jealous
finished that for you ;)
>>71927475
Wow, fuck Bam, and fuck you OP.
I hope he dies shitting.
>>71929816
>>71927797
>>71928124
>>71929889
Not the guy you're whining to, but I agree with him.
>tfw I'm fit as fuck bangin' 20-somethings with no rubbers, meanwhile Bam is cursing toward 40 as a fat pieces of shit with bad tats
Motherfucker looks like Phil now. Also he was a fucking prick back in the day, i'm glad he's now fat and useless
>>71929816
>>71929942
he looks a lot better now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w
>>71929942
>women with "Bettie Page" hair
LITERALLY the basic bitches of the "alt" scene.
>>71930028
he still looks like a dyel manlet gordon ramsay
>>71927797
kek
>literally becoming your father
It's terrifying.
Brendan Fraser at least starred in some kinos, Bam is just the unfunny guy on Jackass
>>71930086
His father isn't a faggot though.
>>71930028
pure kíñõ
>>71930106
>Bam
>unfunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGGNf5fv8k
>>71929777
>>71929942
Sum 41 pounds later…
>>71930001
You know the only posts that were whining in this interaction were yours and his, right?
I saw probably 20 seconds or so of his latest show where he is supposed to be an alcoholic or something.
The clips they showed of his "horrible" escapades were him and some mate stumbling around and shrieking nonsense in some bar then tumbling out of the door like they were both 15 year old girls who got drunk for the first time.
You would think as an alcoholic you could hold your liquor a bit better.
>>71929617
actually:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w
cringey may mays aside (it's supposed to be like satire because the world sucks and runs on memes but doesn't come through that way), the new music is pretty good.
>>71930271
Whatever buttcheek at least I'm not fat and can still get my dick hard stay mad nigger
>>71930287
Sounds VERY similar to Sum 41 for sure.
Which is great, can't wait for the album.
Bam was always an otter. It is his destiny to become his dad.
>>71930287
there are people that actually thought that wasn't satire?
>>71930168
Yes, thankyou for proving >>71930106 point perfectly.
>>71930287
Oo it's pretty fucking terrible, the drummer is the only good part about this song.
>>71930332
>projecting this hard
>>71930332
>act mad
>get called sensitive because of it
>act madder then tell the other person to stay mad
O i am laffin
>>71930376
I think they actually tried to do this unironically, but then realized how cringy it was and pretended it's "satire".
>>71930168
>funny
This is ICP tier shit.
>>71927475
Fuck both of them, how do we save Randy Quaid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn2hJYpFnhA
i got set up. i got jumped
>>71928198
Andy Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.
>>71928474
IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME
LITTLE GIRL, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE
Can you hear the call /tv/?
>>71927531
<3
>>71929942
Skinny legs, skinny arms, can't really see a massive gut... how did all the fucking weight go into his face?
He literally looks like the adult version of pic related.
>>71928002
>>71927683
I second this. Dude was a comedic genius.
"AND THEN I come in with the super submarine semen... Jizz flying through da air. And like Babe Ruth I point to the ceiling!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFNIwv_eqog
>>71927756
I'm gonna build him a skate park
>>71927797
>>71928124
I lived near where Bam and his crew grew up/fuck around at. His dad used to follow him around videotaping him at the local skateparks as if he was the second coming of jesus h crust. He's always been a spoiled bitch and a douchebag. Noone around there likes him
>>71928007
>322 west chester bypass
>winding
lol
there was probably a deer in the road
>>71929617
holy shit get over it you whiney little bitch
>>71927998
Holy shit he literally looks like the hick dude who got abducted in Independence Day.
>>71930168
>that spanish at the beginning
>him wearing headphone at the waterfall parts
What the fuck
>>71930332
My god, This is one of the most pathetic posters Ive ever seen
Unbelievable
>>71927590
here have a clam
>>71934554
Thank you m'am
>>71927797
>>71928124
>>71930470I kinda like ICP
![margera-phil-image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nEMAAz2.jpg "margera-phil-image[1].jpg")
>>71927475
Soon the transformation will be complete
>>71931885
Jealousy is a bitch.
>>71927756
Huh? How the fuck did I not hear about that? Holy fucking shit. I don't care he's dead, I'm just amazed I didn't hear about it.
>>71927475
Glad to see Phil is losing weight.
>>71927475
We can't.
His best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car crash 4 years ago, he's dead and gone, Iceland's his favorite place, Bam's gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker, Andrew Stranberg is an earth rocker. His other friend Branden Novak is on heroin again, he's back in rehab for the 16th time, good luck with that one. He's sick of all the bullshit, he's sick of all the shit, he doesn't even go out anymore cause he hates every motherfucker and he doesn't care what they're up to. 4 years he wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit chatting with nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit, he's not gonna take any shit from anybody. He knows whats going on, he got set up, he got jumped, he thanks God Nicki wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked, she would have wound up with a black eye and went to jail, she has a big mouth. He lives for this shit, he loves it, bring it the fuck on paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?
>Jackass 4
>Director: Jeff Tremaine
>Writer: Preston Lacy
>CAST
>Steve-O
>Chris Pontius
>Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4544428/
What about the other guys?
>>71928198
well you don't NEED to be a musician to be an earthrocker
>>71935940
So was this for a show? I never saw anything wtf was the point of it?
>>71934984
Yeah, don't drink and drive.
>>71929816
when will they learn
>>71927998
kek
>whats kinda cool is
we wanna sell you some shit
>>71928040
I was just thinking about that
He looks in the mirror and sees himself becoming the hamplanet that is phil, its a kind of justice
>>71927531
lost
>>71935940
Go to bed, Bam.
Do a thing to him like they did to Michael Douglas's character in The Game. Mock up his bro's death crash where he's actually driving and crashes and thinks he's dead in a roll-off. Have him wake up in a pine casket in mexico with nothing. He has to find his own way home- we'll be making sure he doesn't die, but very subtly. When he gets back, nobody knows him, his money is gone, and the only clue he has is a piece of paper with a timestamp and /b/ on it. No, not /b/... would he know /tv/? That's a good start, we'd have to flesh it out more. His Mom would help.
>>71934642
i had the cursor over the I so all i saw was the C and the P
>>71935940
>He's sick of all the bullshit
>he hates every motherfucker and he doesn't care
>he's not gonna take any shit from anybody
>He knows whats going on
>he got set up
>Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit,
>He lives for this shit, he loves it, bring it the fuck on.
boooooooooooooooooooring....Bams life just turned into a cross between The Jersey Shore and 16 and pregnant...except he acts 16yr and only looks pregnant.
>>71936815
At this point, we'd have him this far. I've taken too far, I don't think it was a good idea but have to forge ahead for artist reasons. We need Dunn impersonator, only the very best will do. It's on a rooftop. Fake Dunn says his death was all an elaborate joke. Bam is beside himself with sorrow, rage and confusion. He has a pistol too, he picked that up in the fake parking lot attack. He shoots Dunn, who falls through a glass roof sky light, dozens of stories, to a big air bag. Bam is already through the stairwell making his way down in a manic rush.
>>71937094
The elevator doors open at ground level for Bam. At once he finds himself is a grand party with all his friends and everyone is sooo happy to see him. Bam is flipping his shit, literally beside himself. - We'd have to spend ALL his money and more to pull this off, but it's worth it, for the sake of Bam's sanity.
>>71927475
he should just do a regular show with jimmy pop.
apparently that motherfucker is doing jackshit aswell.
>>71937630
Nope, the two of them should re-start the Norm MacDonald podcast.
>>71937696
But without Norm. It would be great. Norm wouldn't even be allowed on set.
>>71937630
Didnt bloodhound gang just come out with an album?
>>71928252
It was his new band (don't know if he's still doing it), he took the name from some album he liked and just like that stupid HIM symbol he appropriated he's trying to turn it into another Bam brand
>>71930199
underrated post
>>71927475
MAHAAAAAAAAAH MY FRIENDdiedina carXIDENTfour yersago, thereisan iceLANdicskatepaaaaark INspired, bythatsamescumbagwhotrashedhiscar, so Don Vitó...
>>71930894
my sides
>>71927475
I was rewatching all the old jackass episodes and he was the BIGGEST fucking bitch out of the entire cast. He literally did fuckol except some skateboarding and antagonizing other members and his parents. He never actually did any dangerous or painful stunts himself.
>>71936192
Steve-O, Pontius and Nashville are the only good cast members
>>71936316
Why are all these doctors picking on this girl? Did she not have any health insurance?
>>71938123
Must be a trial for a new method of acupressure treatment.
>>71927797
>>71928124
help me. laughing hurts
>>71928124
Who the fuck wa ts to save this dude? He's an ass that smacks his dad when hes shitting and breaks peoples stuff and slaps people to be a dick.if any of you ever had bam in your life at one point you'd be happy seeing his life going to shit cause this guy makes everyone's life that hes around shit.
>>71938664
>shitting
>shit
>shit
somebody hasn't passed the anal stage....
>>71938664
You're an idiot.
>>71938771
>>71938776
Have you never watched the show? I used to be a faggy edgy skater shit music guy and now I just look back and cringe cause good lord it's all so cancer. How can you honestly still like that shit? Somebody hasnt grown out of their stupid teenager stage....
I wonder if there will be another Jackass-tier "movie" or something like Vlva La Bam, those were a blast to watch with m8's
>>71938851
That was around in the early to mid 2000's... back when that was popular and acceptable.
Stop being a faggot.
>>71938851
I never said I like it or even did like it.
I'm just saying your attention is seemingly focused on fecal matters and the act of excretion.
>shit
thanks for confirming my point
He's in Finland right now, working on "Earth Rocker" album with Andy McCoy. Andy couldn't fly to America because he's accused of money laundering.
>>71938964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DaG6p-u--U
>>71938964
>>71938985
Who is this disgusting gypsy?
>>71938964
>>71938985
Reminds me of this musician I went to chef school with, former heroin user and all that other stuff, talked the same way but reminds you more of a sad clown
![150319121103_risitas_640x360_canalsur_nocredit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AqutPYX.jpg "150319121103_risitas_640x360_canalsur_nocredit[1].jpg")
>>71927797
>>71928124
>Literally LITERALLY morphing into Phil
kek I hope he has a son who beats him up too.
![tony-hawks-underground-2-big-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RPl2O9d.jpg "tony-hawks-underground-2-big-3[1].jpg")
>>71939141
There must be always one Phil to abuse. It is a curse they bear in their genes
>>71929617
Hello Elliot Rodger
>>71929617
hmm
>>71930894
excessive drug use will do that to you
>>71929942
>>71929816
is he with his mom?
>>71939184
tell me, why is it that 10 years ago I used to love playing THPS and when I tried again a few months ago, it seemed excessively hard and boring.
Why?
>>71937918
top fucking kek
>>71939289
>10 years ago
go figure
>>71927797
>>71928124
>>71934581
no, thank yousenpai
>>71927797
>>71928124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-s_rRwOf8
>>71927669
rip vito.. he was pushed to act extremely in character and he died abandoned by guys who created him in first place
>>71938903
You're shit. And no I dont have a shit ferish and no I'm not jerkong my cock with my feces right now and no I'm not loving it. >>71938877
I dont believe being a cancerous asshole was ever accepted the early 2000s was just the years of cancer starting
>>71939467
Hey, I don't judge you.
Anyway, the first step to overcoming an obstacle is realizing that it's there. So, now that you know that you still haven't passed the anal stage, you can work on that.
Good day to you, sir.
>>71939591
b2r
>>71939653
you see, as much as I love reddit, I think the people over there are doing just fine. Beautiful people. They're beautiful people.
You lot, on the other hand, clearly needs some help.
I'm just doing my part, not here for thanks.
Anyway, you're welcome.
>>71939716
b2r
>>71939728
I see that you have created a shield of memes and phrases for yourself. It's okay. Everyone needs to feel safe.
I won't be the one to break your defenses, good sir. Life will.
Life will.
>>71939653 <you think this is me >>71939716 you need to go back to r/cuckold and leave us link lovers alone
>>71927797
>>71928124
>>71939289
Because 10 years ago those ps2 games were fresh and all we knew but now games are more streamlined and easier. Same reason people used to think cassette tapes were amazing until music turned digital.
>>71939792
I'm not gonna judge you if you're a cuckold.
So, what steps are you gonna take to further your emotionnal development?
I suggest adopting a pet, so you realize feces are not only toys but also something you have to clean.
>>71939792
>r/cuckold
didn't even know that existed. Googled it, found it, looked at it.... Fuck, main.
And I thought 4chan was the most fucked place on the internet.
>>71940036
The reason I mention shit so much is cause its hard to think when your mom had Indian food before I fucked her booty hole earlier and let's just say she might go to jail cause it got kinda messi
>>71937719
they did half a year ago...
but i mean it took them literally a decade
>>71934732
phil has a better hairline lmao
>>71927797
would watch desu
some parts of jackass were 10/10 comedy
>tfw I saw fuckface unstoppable live two years ago
Bam was a mess!
His crew guys manning the merch stand were total bros though.
>>71942217
>His crew guys manning the merch stand were total bros though.
....
>his sales team were manning the merch stand and they were so nice to me, like total bros so i bought 6 over priced fruit of the loom t-shirts
>>71929942
>1.7m
Sure thing, buddy.
>>71928806
You don't have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shrcrambrurg is an Earth Rocker
>>71942269
>they were only pretending!
Strange, I didn't buy a thing and they were still friendly and willing to engage in conversation. Being a little nice goes a long way, anon.
>>71942905
>Deryck
>Whibley
never had a chance
>>71943000
And sells more produce per day than being an excluding dickbag does.
Weird how that works.
>>71927475
I think he looks pretty good in Marco Polo
I don't understand why he doesn't just find a new best friend?
Like I know people are unique and no one will ever take Dunn's place in his heart, but it's not like Bam is a rare species or anything. there's probably tons of guys who would jump at the chance to just hang out and drink with Bam.
>>71928765
>watch the jackass 10 year reunion on Rolling Stones website not too long ago
>Pontius has a horrible studder and is probably brain damaged
Bam was the shittiest of them cunts.
He deserve everything.
>>71930600
I can't be bothered to google, are these really the lyrics
>>71943222
What's your point? That an asshole shop owner is somehow more of a 'true' human being? You seem very cynical.
>>71939289
You might suck anon. I got drunk the other night and bused out THPS3 and while it didn't hold my attention for hours and hours on end it was still fun for like an hour or 2.
>>71943409
I heard him talk on a recent Trailer Park Boys podcast and he sounds fine. I think maybe he was just nervous about the interview or something.
>>71938903
sometimes a cigar is just a big log of shit you light up and smoke like a poopy puffer
>>71927475
Bam was/is a spoiled incompetent moron whose only claim to fame is doing stupid shit to himself and his family for money.
Fuck that loser. He never deserved to be famous to begin with.
>>71943800
Does make me wonder how many concussions these guys had during their Jackass/Wild Boys tenure.
>>71944949
> He never deserved to be famous to begin with.
>deserved to be famous
>deserved
>famous
?
You're a fucking faggot. Why the fuck would anyone who isn't a pleb, want to be famous?
>>71927475
So /tv/, what is your favorite stunt/prank? I think nothing will beat Terrorist Taxi imo
>>71932311
Its Finnish, Amerifat
>>71927797
>>71928124
>>71943222
You are retarded
>>71927475
Fuck Bam.
>>71937918
I read it in the same pacing as welles and it fits so much, fucking kek
>>71929816
>he's 5'4"
man that is really fucking short for a guy. luckily he made it in sum41 or his life would be a nightmare
>>71929942
>be 5'5"
>date a girl ho is 6' without heels
???????
>>71947698
Why do you care so much about how tall your partner is? Are insecure about your own height?
>>71929854
>going to Warped Tour
You have to be at least 16 to post here, kiddo
>SUSHI! COME AND GET YOUR FRESH SUSHI!
https://youtu.be/fhQ1QvwOeAk
>>71927797
This is brilliant.
>>71927590
>>71934554
>>71934581
>>71927683
Dico fell off the face of the earth, it seems.
>>71927797
>>71928124
fucking kek
>>71943409
saw it yesterday too, he does it on ridiculousness or whatever too
but idk i never saw pontius doing the really physical stuff, im guessing its just a stutter hes always had when nervous + drugs probably
