>>71918617
>>71922582
AHHH SAVE ME ARYA
Azorbaijon
>>71922621
>tfw no melly gf
Why live?
>>71922582
All right boys, it's that time yet again. Let's play a quick roleplaying game.
You're Brother Lancel
You get charged with bringing the Queen Mother to her trial since she didn't show up for it
You exit the Sept
You then see some random little kid running down the stairs
Do you:
>A: Ignore the little faggot
>B: Bring your bros with you to chase him because he's kind of suspicious, completely abandoning your entire purpose
>C: Tell your bros to do the task you were charged with and then proceed to chase that little fucker down dark alleyways and corridors completely alone because lol why not?
>D: Find a breastplate stretcherI want to assure you I'm a real person, I just find this poll entertaining.
>>71922589
autism: the post
pic related
autism: the pic
Reminder that Jon will marry Dany and Sansa to continue both families and keep the North and South from falling into the wrong hands
>>71922582
http://www.strawpoll.me/10732832
>Manager is a fucking normie
>Him and normie co worker talking about how great the last two episodes were
>Arya was both their favorite story line
>Cersei blowing everyone up was amazing and no one could have seen that coming
>Dany is gonna destroy everything!
>Can't look at them the same
>>71922680
I kill myself because my mom is a dumb whore with a fat ass
>>71922680
E. I grant them artistic license for this entire scene as well as the shit with Pycelle because accompanied with the music, it was absolute kino
>>71922680
YOU FOUND ME BREASTPLATE STRETCHER YET, BOY?
Season 7 will start with Jon and Sansa reluctantly fucking on Ned & Cat's old bed while LF looks on through a keyhole with his 'little finger' out and dripping.
Jon keeps his eyes closed and imagines Ygritte in the throes of death as he methodically pumps his tiny little pecker into his "half-sister's" ginger curtain. Sansa has a pained, disgusted look on her face which only makes Petyr harder. As Jon reaches his bastardly climax, Sansa realizes that once the bastard has filled her with his dirty seed, she will have fulfilled her purpose of being a breeding machine and secured her place as top whore in the north. EUUUUURR HUR HUUUUGHH Jon grunts as Sansa's dry cunt gobbles up his globby bastard cum. Peytr's eyes widen and his body shakes with both pleasure and shame as he spills his own lowly load onto the cold stone of Winterfell. Bran awakens with a jolt. The flash of visions are still fresh in his mind and his cock in straining painfully into Meera's sleeping backside.
will season 7 be /aesthetic/?
>>71922731
>Arya was both their favorite story line
>Dany is gonna destroy everything!
b-but these were objectively the worst storylines
>>71922680
Trick question, I found the breastplate stretcher so Robert lived and executed Cersei before she could lure me in with her feminism and sweet tattoos.
Checkmate.
Azor Arya
What does /got/ think of this?
>>71922908
It's Bran
>>71922908
JON IS THE WHITE WOLF
KING IN THE NORTH
KING IN THE NORTH
>>71922944
/got/ is a no pedo zone fag.
>>71922909
>worst storylines
>all the greyjoys
>your beloved bastard
>robbs rebellion
Varys should sit on the Iron Throne
With Dany as Hand
And Arya as Justice
>>71922944
Noice
>>71922999
you forgot Tyrion from your meme character roster
Rate my OC guys
>>71923037
tyrion was pretty cool, i thought that bit of patricide was a nice touch. i wish jamie could have helped him with cersi.
>>71923106
go away Preston
>>71922680
Quick question. You're the High Sparrow. The last time you told Lancel and a half dozen sparrows to bring Cersei her zombie bodyguard murdered one of them and they ran away. You want to bring her to the Sept.
Do you:
>A. Send 50 sparrows this time.
>B. Send actual knights now that you have an alliance with the crown.
>C. Send your only witness against Cersei with even fewer sparrows than last time
>D. Endorse Hillary Clinton.
Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this threadeven though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped
>>71923135
>implying Preston isn't 100% right
>>71923109
>Varys
>man
>>71923144
Hillary 2016 fag.
Dictator for life.
>>71923109
>Margeary dead
And so passes the most attractive girl in GoT.
>>71923144
>mfw High Sparrow killed by the Queen predicted Bernie Sanders' fate if he didn't endorse Hillary
>>71923163
no, Preston is a fucking retard who doesn't realize that the North is preparing for the war against the Night King, which is the reason they elected a hero warrior king instead of a rape victim.
>>71922904
>>71922908
Bran.
My wishes:
1. Bran will give the crown to Jon
2. Sansa x Jon x Arya happens as the one true series ending pairing
3. I become Jon
maisie wins the throne by faceless manning whoever the king or queen is
>>71923144
E. Bring a fucking pistol and blast that faggot in the face.
Unless we're in bongland and firearms are illegal...
>>71922944
link?
is it same guy who made the arya&hounds?
>>71923246
>bubbling a picture that is shopped to make her look naked
for what purpose?
I mean A for effort, but why combine the 2? Can't shop pussies?
>>71923226
>>71923231
Easy enough to make him Commander of the Northern forces. Not fucking King in the North for no reason.
>>71923253
I own a Rifle and a number of shotguns and I live in the UK.
Checkmate American.
>>71923144
Why are The Seven such faggots? The Lord of Light would have burned Cersei for even thinking of attacking his holy site
>>71922944
I think a Maester trained her well.
What does a girl-child know of the North?
>>71923246
by r'hllor she is perfect
she can win the throne by facelesssitting on my face desu
>>71923336
>I own a bolt action rifle and a pump action shotgun and no pistol so I think I'm free
>>71923336
>be British
>keep guns
>don't get shot
Yeah well I keep a pistol in my desk and in my bedside so what's up, negro?
>>71923326
>for no reason
they're still in rebellion against the Lannister crown
>>71923352
>>71923381
>implying there is any other god than a many faced god
>>71923404
>Lannister forces even threatening the North
>>71922944
tfw is with her stomach?
is she pregnant with a snowman?
>>71923423
The old real gods are the weirwoods, which are greenseers. The only gods not getting killed by Euron.
>>71923352
Is there any army as comfy-looking as Stannis army?
>>71923258
looks like shadman's work
>>71923444
Shad just likes drawing bellies.
>>71923432
>The true Prince that was promised wouldn't have burned his daughter just to win a battle
>he doesn't even know what the Prince that Was Promised even did
lel STFU and stop talking about things above your reading level
>>71923441
>Lannisters can't march on Winterfell
>therefore War of the Five Kings and Red Wedding didn't happen
top kek
>>71923466
>Implying Azor Ahai and the TPTWP are the same person
>Accusing anyone else of not reading
Top lel.
>>71923508
DELETE THIS
>>71923432
not everyone can have Jon's plot armor and have a massive cavalry force save his ass literally everytime he fights a battle he was about to lose.
>s7 jon attack KL with 62 bearmen against 50k
>oh noes it seems I'm losing again somehow
>dany comes in with the dothrakis
that will be hilarious if anything like that happens. this would be the 3rd season that Jon is saved by a miraculous unexpected cavalry.
>>71923553
And it'll happen in S8. He'll be surrounded by wights and then dragons appear.
>>71923553
>Sansa doesn't feel like mentioning the Vale army before the battle
>this is somehow Jon's fault
wew
>>71923384
Last time I looked they were still firearms, bub. And they are proper manly as fuck firearms, not a pussy pistol that people only buy if they have tiny dicks.
>>71923553
Based R'hllor is protecting his son
>>71923508
we see you
>>71923466
Dany is the prince that was promised
>>71923625
>Government stops you from using self loading technology that has been standard for a hundred years
>T-t-t-they're still firearms
>I-I-I don't want a pistol anyway!
Next you'll be going on about your muzzle loaders.
Can't we all pretend that Stannis somehow survived and will be in the next season
how did he do it?
>>71923615
what? it's not about assigning blame. it's about Jon would've lost every battle only he was saved by armies he didn't even know he had/were coming.
anyone would do good with that plot armor.
>>71923503
>they aren't
oh my, how embarassing...I guess it was just another Jesus figure that had nothing do with the other Jesus figure
Just finished the last 3 episodes. Was pretty decent
>>71923712
I thought he would reappear somewhere in the middle of S6 but holy shit D&D think he's so important they keep the reveal for the opening scene of S7?
That's very nice.
you guys are still going?
come on, let it die and wait for next season
>>71923757
>you will never protect herdisfigured rictus
JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING BY...KILLING THE BASTARD SON OF THE GUY THAT WAS THERE
>>71923773
We'll post until the mods ban us, which should happen in a week or two.
>>71923713
>Jon would've lost every battle only he was saved by armies he didn't even know he had/were coming
which battles are you referring to?
There is going to be a panel at comiccon, yes?
>>71923231
>which is the reason they elected a hero warrior king
That lost the battle until he was saved by his trueblood Stark sister? What a fucking warrior.
>>71923850
CIA is a trueblood Stark sister?
>>71922582
> playing ck2 GoT mod
> Lord of oldtown
> jeoff dies in battle
> I marry margery
> sail east to find a valyrian steel weapon
> find Dragon egg instead
> come back home Too find stannis took the throne, died, and had shireen crowned
> shireen married a braavosi, died, and got resurrected via rhllor
> years later, take kings landing with my Dragon
> imprison shireen, rape her, then release her
> later invite her to be Lord of my kingsguard, and she accepts
> first woman kingsguard
What a ride
>>71923849
yes, but no targaryens are attending.
>>71923832
Not him but
>Battle at the Wall
>Battle of the Bastards
Lel he was even saved from the Fookin Legend by an inbred woman.
Seriously has The Manlet That Was Promised won out in the end by his own hand even once?
>>71923910
DELET THIS
>>71922589
bad post
>>71922595
good post
>>71922618
bad post but you tried
>>71922713
bad post
>>71922920
bad post
>>71923887
Good job, you have greyscale now.
>"Egg, I dreamed that I was old"
Did Aemon go to the seven heavens?
>>71923910
>Battle at the Wall
but he actually won that battle. Stannis arrived after
>>71923807
Ramsay was truly the one who avenged the Red Wedding. Then he repelled the Iron Born from the North, returning displaced Lords to their ancestral homes.
Why was he considered the bad guy again?
>>71924000
Jon and the Nights Watch were fucked until Stannis showed up. Jon knew it. That's why he was going to try a Hail Mary assassination.
>>71923994
All Targs will rot in hell
>>71923968
valar morghulis
>>71924012
Because he had sex with his wife
>>71924022
>wanting to be alive in the show
>>71924034
t. Bobby B
>>71924000
He won a pyrrhic victory in the Skirmish at the Wall.
Mance and Jon both knew that. It was only the stealthy Stannis army that stopped the wildlings getting through.
>>71923994
Nah, he warged Viserion and Jon will ride him in to battle. Pottery.
>tfw Qyburn will never be your grandfather
>>71923171
Well, technically, MER-man, but still...
>>71924032
and it's Jon's fault that the Night's Watch had 200 men to defend against an army of 100,000? the fact he could hold it at all means he's a pretty good commander.
>>71924077
Qyburn is an Other, so he won't be anyone's grandfather.
will one of these bros fight at the Battle of the Bastards?
>>71923226
her tits were the single biggest disappointment of the DnD treatment
>>71924098
Ser Alliester held the Wall
>>71924196
Ill discuss what I like showpleb
>>71924132
>Alliser held the Wall
but then why are we talking about Jon losing if he wasn't even the commander?
>>71924097
Friendly reminder that ice+fire=water. At the end of the series the dragons would melt the glaciers at the Lands of Always Winter, flooding the world, which was Varys and Illiryo's (Mermen) endgame all along.And Patchface shall rule
>>71924247
Jon was going to lose that no matter what. Still an L though.
>>71924195
Jon sucks. Long live the Winged Wolf.
>>71924280
we see you
>>71924273
but you just said he wasn't in command, so he wasn't gonna lose, Alliser was.
>>71924303
Its almost like there are multiple people here
>>71924195
jon sucks
>>71924336
>implying
>>71924195
Jon sucks. Long live the Winged Wolf
>>71924371
lol ok it's just you and me.
>>71924395
>Jonfags
>s
guys, what is kino? i missed this meme
>>71924395
why are Jonfags supposed to be opposed to Stannisautists though? killing off Stannis hurt both storylines.
>>71924123
Given that House Forrester is the most cursed house in all the seven kingdoms, the alive one probably didn't even make it into the battle and if he did he was the headless horseman.
>>71924485
the one loser autist HATES how popular Stannis is here. See >>71924297 for an example. Jon is actually team Stannis and most Stannisfags don't really care about him.
>>71923807
Jon is responsible for the elimination of House Bolton; that bloodline has ended.
If you could not understand this, D&D are smarter than you, as they assumed you could understand this. Asha became Yara, as D&D thought that would be too difficult for you, with an Osha running about; factor in that they did not have Osha renamed, but a fucking PoV...
Yes, you are that stupid.
I dislike that gormless fuck as much as the next guy, but being so dense as to appear retarded... There has to be a line.
>>71924586
>Jon is responsible for the elimination of House Bolton; that bloodline has ended.
except he isn't, sansa is...
>>71924586
Even IF you buy that horseshit, the Freys still exist. And Jon didn't do shit. He didn't win the battle. He didn't rally any houses. He didn't even fucking kill Ramsay in the end.
>>71924123
Best boys.
Why couldn't I kill that faggot Gared and keep those two alive?
>>71924650
Gared really is a massive faggot. Night's Watch deserters are scum of the earth.
>>71923553
>. this would be the 3rd season that Jon is saved by a miraculous unexpected cavalry.
What was the first?
>>71924704
B-B-B-B-B-UT LE NORD GROOOVE
BLEEED MAGIC XDDD
>>71924704
>Night's Watch deserters are scum of the earth.
>implying there are actual consequences for doing that these days
hell the fucking Lord Commander just walked off the job and not a single Northern Lord said jack shit about it.
>>71924731
mance rayders 1000000 nigors
jonautists vs stannisfags is my favorite rivalry because i hate both
>>71923712
>how did he do it?
That blonde bitch didn't actually kill him she just hit the tree then walked away. A surprised Stannis then found a horse and road south.
>>71924785
>implying
Im fucking serious. Defend the Lord Commander leaving the Nights Watch. And if you say BUT HE DIED kill yourself right now. Not a single non-child Lord would believe a single word. Oh how convenient! This other deserter just said he died too!
>>71923916
I think smirkfu needs protection FROM sophie, to be honest...
>>71924791
>>71923850
>What a fucking warrior.
Well considering how many people he killed...
>>71924195
Jon sucks. Long live the winged wolf.
>>71923880
what if cia was a girl?
would she be /got/'s best waifu?
and who would you cast?
>>71922725
Sandor Arya is strictly foul-mouth adventure buddy tier
>>71922582
I'm on season 5 episode 4 as of now
This is the most boring season yet, does it get better?
>>71924914
the thing with retarded commanders who are good at fighting is, you don't put them in a commanding position. you just let them fight under someone else's rule.
>>71924576
We see you butthurt stannisfag
>>71924985
>>71924985
abandon ship
>plot twist: Gendry is the prince that was promised
>>71922908
Jon will be the second Stark that Kneeled to the perfect, beautiful, strong, and brave Daenerys
she will be the rightful QUEEN in the North
my wishes:
1. give me long life
2. give me a big dick
3. make robosex real
>>71922944
>Shad dubs
I'm almost afraid to go and look
but my dick isn't
I'd be surprised to find out that any of the wifufags didn't have autism.
>>71924985
After you watch the Stannis/Shireen scene at the Wall just pretend everything is cool after that and give up the series.
>>71925025
>>71925033
Does it get worse?
>>71923916
>>71925010
Someone post the webm of Sophie slapping Natalie's bum
>>71924985
The plots don't matter so you can literally skip straight to season 6 finale and not miss anything.
>>71925001
He didn't command in that battle so you can't blame it on him.
You guys really are a bunch of newfags aren't you?
>>71925201
I blame him completely fucking up their battle plan by being a hothead
>>71923916
Davos is the true winner of the Game of Thrones
Reminder
>>71925249
Nicole.
so, when Dany has (presumably) several big battles next season, who's going to be the PoV during the battle scenes? i doubt she's going to be using her dragon in every single one anyway, and they don't really work for battle style action like we saw in Bastardbowl
so, will it follow Yara? Theon? Sneks? Grey Worm? who else on Dany's side can get dirty in the mud and fight?
>>71923244
Granted. Unfortunately Jon dies in the last episode.
>>71924123
good taste, anon
here's a wallpaper
please forgive the poor shop quality
So who really is bran?
rhallor
the prince who was promised (he was called a prince in the books)
a Just a time traveling raven
And has George confirmed R+L= J
or is that just the tv show catering to some fans?
>>71925486
>So who really is bran?
Just some cripple fuck.
>>71925458
Doesn't matter, still fucked Sansa and Arya.
>>71925523
I'm sorry anon, but unfortunately Jon's penis is lost in season 7 episode one, along with his eyes, hearing, and all four limbs. He remains King, and Arya and Sansa remain loyal as his brides, but he's incapable of sex and is mostly a tiny potato man.
>>71925486
Fuck off you tard.
>>71925595
You can't control the other shit, so get cucked
I can not get over how hot Carice von Houten is.
Like people always talking about natalie and sophie but I don't even think about them, every episode Melisandre is fucking fire (not the old woman saggy tits one though that doesn't count.) It is hard to dislike her because she is just so hot.
>>71925506
He sucks and so do you.
Is there any TV show that can actually fill the void left by GOT...or that comes close?
>>71925724
>Is there any TV show that can actually fill the void left by GOT...or that comes close?
Wheel of Time
Whenever it comes out.
>>71925627
As the person who made the image, I am the designer of the wish system. I've decided they are Twilight Zone/Monkey's Paw wishes and not your pussy pie in the sky Aladdin shit. Enjoy your potato life.
>>71925724
Yeah, go take a shit and then eat it. Rinse repeat.
>>71925072
Wrong answer. None of your wishes count.
>>71925595
>penis is lost, along with his eyes, hearing, and all four limbs.
gross
>>71925753
You don't design shit. R'hllor and based greatuncle Night King protect me from your bullshit
Reminder:
>GoT seasons 1-3
>Savvy political drama about life in the Middle Ages, where your heroes are never safe because in real life fuck ups will cost you
>GoT Seasons 4-6 LOL WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING X-men 5 edition.
>>71925744
haha, you make funny joke :-)
>>71925724
Rome
>>71925616
why are you so upset
i just wanted to know about the Prophesized,warging,timetravling, windwispering kid
>>71925724
Mr Pickles is good.
>>71925724
The Tudors
>>71925724
true detective is objectively the best show ever made by hbo
>>71925896
No it's not.
Reminder that Lysa was right.
She breastfed Robin and everyone called her weird for it, but he's one of the few nonmanlets in the show.
>>71925958
>>71925949
Season one was okay. Season two was a big piece of shit.
>>71925632
>in the book she made a point of keeping Davos's son at the Wall because Davos had already lost too much
She is the one true Waifu.
>>71925998
That's just because Stannis named Davos his regent and that's close enough to kings blood to burn.
>>71925724
Im about to watch Season 2 of the Leftovers. I thought Season 1 was fucking kino. What am I in for?
>>71926036
Ball sweat.
>>71926033
Pretty sure "close enough" doesn't count. Besides, she doesn't need it because Shireen is still at the Wall, and a baby which she believes to be Mance's.
>>71926036
Season 2 is just as good
ASOIAF characters that are literally you.
>>71926095
Oh are there formal rules on burning people for magic spells that I'm not privy to? Well shit I stand corrected.
Fucko.
>tfw Orell is still alive
>>71926161
that's Dark Star, not Rhaegar you piece of shit.
>>71926172
>he got cucked by Jon and is now trapped in his eagle forever
lel
>>71925889
so how is she gonna break the wheel?
>>71926172
Didn't that eagle get killed?
Bran > Arya > Rickon > Robb > Sansa > > > > > Jon Sand
>>71926255
She's not. Don't read too much into show writing.
>>71926255
>by sitting on it
>>71926272
not in the show, Orell the Eagle is alive and well
>>71926255
Probably with a hammer you dumb fuck.
That or a really bumpy road. Seriously, people are fucking retarded.
>>71923916
>>71926309
>>71923916
It's clear by their expressions that everyone hates Sophie.
>>71923916
Every single one of them is looking a different direction.
What did they mean by this?
>>71926036
Kino Kino
>>71926036
A bunch of bullsits
>tfw the reason the White Walkers have returned after so long is because Bran went into the past and awoke them
>tfw the purpose of awakening them was to defend Westeros from an Essosi invasion
>tfw the White Walkers and the North make an alliance, and go to war against Daenerys
>tfw i have finally become the song of ice and fire
>>71926333
witnessed
cast him
>>71926415
Attention deficit syndrome
None of your GoT waifus has anime eyes like Maisie does.
>>71926481
Drogon.
>>71926454
>yfw bran is actually the prince that was promised because he is robs heir
>>71926521
Someone post the pictures of Liam, Carice, and Maisie looking like a family.
>>71926521
>But he is dumber than a doornail.
Stupid, but tall, hasn't suffered any military losses and only lost one close family member he gave a shit about.
>>71926454
Why don't the Night's Watch wear white? they'll blend in better in the snow.
>>71926129
the idea is that by Melli not being a part of the battle, Tyrion gets the idea to use the chain and wildfyre
see pic related
>>71926543
>>71926499
they don't have bog witch faces either
>>71926499
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>71926302
hmmmm................
true.
>tfw Arya, Mellisandre, Brienne, Podrick and the brotherhood without banners all coincidentally meet up next season
>>71926499
Aegon, is that you?
>>71926505
Salsa a perfect
>>71926499
no one cares.
>>71926669
Yeah, meet up on my dick.
>>71926591
>>71926583
MORE
Best girl coming through
>>71926722
I think Missandei is more attractive fampai
>>71926828
In the books, they use a giant chain to trap the ships once they enter the harbor.
>>71925724
naruto
>>71926747
What would happen if Arya and Gendry met again?
>>71926562
>>71926919
Rape
>>71926937
what the fuck does that suppose to even mean
>>71926155
>there is power in king's blood
>one is king's blood
>one isn't
There's all the info you need, fucko.
>>71926907
we see you, /a/utist
>>71926976
>>71926868
I love her so much. Truly best girl
Is Arya going to use Gendry's kings blood to kill her enemies?
Was it Jon giving Sansa credit in person and telling her the chamber was hers what got her jealous later when Jon was crowned?
Building her up, then with Littlefinger having her think over who the North should rally behind some more kinda got her hopes up?
>>71926921
>more attractive chick can't be hotter than less attractive chick cause race
Sup /pol/
>>71927070
They have such terrible chemistry, holy shit. He needs Arya so bad.
>>71927000
>naruto
>/a/
HE IS THE HERO THAT WAS PROMISED
>>71922908
Bran in the show, Jon if Stannis, a current king, grants Jon legitimacy, Jon is Lord Paramount of the North
