what a boring life
>>71921398
What a shame, to be honest.
>>71921398
D-does he get toporkall of them?
>>71921398
>it's a 'Leonardo DiCaprio has sex with more girls in one afternoon than you ever will in your whole life' episode
I've been told I look like Leo nbd
>>71921398
>ywn be an actor where preparing for a role is just a years worth of fucking 10's
>>71922534
Hell yes, he had a vasectomy
>>71921398
>>71922565
delete this pls
DELETE THIS
he just wants kate winslet
He doesn't actually look happy in any of these pictures.
Imagine being so rich you could have a constant string of whores. But you fool yourself into thinking you want to know them as people before you screw them.
So you listen to them spouting vapid shit all day and wonder why you're even trying.
>>71922603
Really?
Poor man.
>>71921398
I know your joking but it is. The least interesting people to talk to are 19 year old girls. Especially the gold diggers. At that age you just want a family and some close friends
>>71921398
What do they talk about?
this is how i imagine Leo is in most of these photos desu
my hairline is pretty much the same, maybe even slightly better..and i thought i was worried. thats normal for a white guy right a-am i gonna be alright
>>71922673
THEY talk about basic bitch stuff.
He talks about how cool it is to work with Samuel L. Jackson.
>>71922658
He in the botthom love Kate Winslet, but she is married to a cuck.
And he cant do anything for her, what a sadness life.
>>71922673
about why Jonah isn't on this trip cause he raped a girl on the last one
>>71922742
what, video?
>>71922706
He wants the company but these people aren't his friends.
>>71922673
Did you watch the Shia in a lift livestream? I reckon it's basically that with more consumerism.
>during a holiday in Cannes, DiCaprio made a one-day visit to New York City by private jet to collect an environmental award.
>people think leo is interesting
he's been an actor since he was a teen. he has no personality and fits right in with those models
>>71922793
he seems redpilled as fuck which isntantly makes him based
>>71922658
>>71922706
Leo it's Gatsby IRL
he will have her, or she will be run over by a car
>>71922750
>He wants the company but these people aren't his friends.
Pretty much this, he just didn't want to be alone, for the rest of his life.
He need Kate with despair.
But he is so shy.
>>71922658
I don't want to imagine a life outside of shitposting on /tv/.
>>71922807
How?
how much does it cost to rent a yacht like he does
>>71922810
YOU JUST KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kerFC2d51FM
>>71922878
how what?
>>71922883
For a day I bet like 4k
>>71922793
Does acting adversely affect your personality?
>>71921398
I had sex with around 30 girls in 2 years (not a lot i realize) and i know what leo is feeling in these pictures. If you condense enough vapid, stupid sluts into enough time, pussy loses all appeal. And dumb vapid sluts are all you can get if youre only willing to give a tiny amount of effort or time into them the way leo does. At that point you want someone who feels bigger than you, who feels unattainable or special. And you want them for something other than sex. And at that point no amount of poontang will fill that void. So we should honestly feel sorry for leo, because he will never be happy without kate winslet. He probably posts on here.
>>71922807
>Redpill
So he is a mouth breathing virgin basement dweller who is fucking Conan in his own head because he discovered the "secret" of being a real man in life by being a total asshole, even though guys who usually get laid a lot are really nice and upstanding guys.
Seriously is there any sub more delusional than theredpill. Nothing but talk about how these guys have discovered the "truth" and taking control of their lives until you figure out their real identity and they all look like the guy you're afraid is going to start a college shootout.
>>71922807
>>71922901
How exactly is he redpilled? Does he know the Jews orchestrated the Holocaust hoax and perpetuated its lies through Allied/Communist alliance propaganda after winning the war? Does he know Hitler was a good guy and did nothing wrong? Does he know multiculturalism is a Jewish agenda propagated by the Jewish run media to enforce it onto all white countries and white countries alone to racially displace whites in their homelands? Does he know modern women have succumbed to decadence and vapidness due to our culturally Marxist and stagnating and declining societies?
Exactly how redpilled are we talking here?
>>71922941
i think theres some normal celebs and theres definitely a lot of assholes and worthless people, its hard to know that any of them are normal because they are acting, but leo seems like a normal one. actually acting so young and having the supportive parenting like he did probably made him into a pretty good person, eco friendly is the least offensive thing to sprout at the oscara
>>71922954
>(not a lot i realize)
>>71922742
tell me more about this. although i wouldnt be too surprised, it was probably totally unreal for a beta like him to be swimming in bitches
>>71922954
Scorts, shanks and whores don't count, senpai.
>>71923010
dunno, just the vibe i get desu
>>71922992
didnt read autist
>>71922954
thats a lot but then again i mostly a relationship faggot
>>71921398
who is that?
>>71923010
Almost definitely to the last 2
>>71923017
Go home famdango
>>71922992
kek u so mad
>>71923017
leave the house loser
>pays beautiful models to be photographed with him so he can safely spend the rest of his free time banging qt traps
Living the dream.
>>71922883
1% of value of boat per week. the boat in this thread is probably north of 100mil so more than 1 million a week, not including gas, food, and tip for the crew
>>71922534
He's a fag FFS
>>71922807
> limousine liberal that constantly whines about the environment and is voting for Hillary Clinton
> redpilled
>>71921398
none of those women have tits,so yes.
>>71922685
He's almost 40, I think. If that's your hairline at 40, you're lucky.
Balding really is only an issue in your 20s. I mean, being bald is an issue beyond 30, but if you start to recede in your late 20s, and it's slow, then you're good for your 30s. You'll find a girl and pretty much everyone pays more attention to other things beyond 35-40. Like, really, trust me. Keep in shape, shit really hits the fan with some people post 35 and success, attitude, hobbies and income AND SHAPE are much more important then.
>no matter how much money you have, going to the beach is still boring
Mind blown
>>71922954
female normies are just as bad as male normies. but at least girls have slits amirite fellas
>2013
>Anyway, during the Cannes Film Festival, many of us were focused on whether or not Leo could nail down Cara Delevingne. Cara seemed to be actively thwarting his advances, much to her credit, but Leo was still having such a great time in the South of France that he ended up canceling his appearance at the Sydney premiere of The Great Gatsby. So just what was Leo up to in Cannes? It seems like he was trying to break his record for “most ladies boned within a 10-day period"
He has literally never stopped
>>71922565
>none of the girls get to come
>you've got no emotional connection to any of them
what's the point really?
>>71923095
>1 million a week
try 60k a week you weirdo. these yachts are rented to average joes
>>71923189
>60k a week
>average joes
ahh yes, the classic capitalism conundrum
>>71923174
Fag
In a way I feel bad for him. Imaging having enough money and influence to have anything you want. And all these women around him are more than likely only doing it so they have a dinner story to tell to friends and family.
You lose yourself in the epmty shell of it all you know the women are whores and fuck them anyway. Some may come around that are genuine but there's always that other woman you see around the corner that you tell yourself, maybe it's the next one. Or maybe it's the next one. Why stop. None of the relationships are genuine or feel forced. You never know if someone is being earnest. Everything feels like a lie. But you fuck anyway because what's the alternative ?
>>71922863
Shitposting is like a drug. More specifically the (you)s you get from shitposting is like a drug
Once you embrace shitposting you can't stop
Yes, I too know exactly what this person feels like about his life based on some pictures.
>>71923219
better a fag than empty inside.
>>71923213
id say its probably 30-40k a week which seems about right
>>71923250
You're on 4chan, you're alreasy empty inside
>>71921398
i wonder if he plays pokemon go
>>71923282
He's already playing Pokemon, mon
>>71923277
>>71923282
he probably doesn't even have a mobile phone
>>71923137
>shut really hits the fan post 35
how exactly?
>>71923282
>you will never catch pokemon while attending the oscars
When is money just gravy like 10 million? 50? theres gotta be a point where it doesn't change anything
>>71921398
Leo got Jordyn Jones there on the left
>yfw you realize leo is the shitposter because he's bored
Ever since gaining a spitting fetish, one of my goals in life is to acquire a harem of doms to spit in my mouth all day, everyday. They would have me kneel in front of them to spit at me, spit at me in public, they would have me lay on the floor and take turns spitting on me whilst they rested their feet on me. In my mouth or on my face, were ever they wanted to spit. They would even spit on the floor and order me to lick it up. They would pass a wine glass around and take turns spitting into it and have me drink it when it was full. I want to be their spitboy. They would also say mean and hurtful things to me and humiliation both in private and in public. But at the end of the day they would pet me andtell me how much of a good spitboy I was which is more than enough positive reinforcement to keep a beta like me in line. Then they would pass me around to kiss their feet, massage them, and snuggle with all of them in my huge bed.
If only I had his money.
>>71923343
Like, people realize the good half of their life is over, mid-life-crisis, etc. They do some dumb shit, exit good/okay marriages that anchor you and so.
But more so, a lot of people get fit. Simple as that. They're married, they know they don't have to try or they put up excuses, like that they have to work a lot.
Simply, many people give up. IF you keep in shape, life still remains pretty awesome. Even if you're balding. Really, in your 30s, balding can be quite attractive if you have the right life style, haircut and accessories.
>>71922954
>so we should honestly feel sorry for leo
Fuck no, he still has it better than 99.9999999% of people on earth
>gets infinite pussy
>never has to worry about money or job security
>pretty much universally liked even though he's a complete hypocrite
>gets to experience all of the very finest luxuries of the world on whim
"buh but, true love conquers all!"
>>71923377
I wonder which pokemon you'd find in a room like that
>>71923406
kek, actually Jordyn looks like that blondes womans who are attached to a millionaries mans.
>>71923534
My mind to me a kingdom is;
Such present joys therein I find,
That it excels all other bliss
That earth affords or grows by kind:
Though much I want that most would have,
Yet still my mind forbids to crave.
No princely pomp, no wealthy store,
No force to win the victory,
No wily wit to salve a sore,
No shape to feed a loving eye;
To none of these I yield as thrall;
For why? my mind doth serve for all.
I see how plenty surfeits oft,
And hasty climbers soon do fall;
I see that those which are aloft
Mishap doth threaten most of all:
They get with toil, they keep with fear:
Such cares my mind could never bear.
Content I live, this is my stay;
I seek no more than may suffice;
I press to bear no haughty sway;
Look, what I lack my mind supplies.
Lo, thus I triumph like a king,
Content with that my mind doth bring.
Some have too much, yet still do crave;
I little have, and seek no more.
They are but poor, though much they have,
And I am rich with little store;
They poor, I rich; they beg, I give;
They lack, I leave; they pine, I live.
I laugh not at another’s loss,
I grudge not at another’s gain;
No worldly waves my mind can toss;
My state at one doth still remain:
I fear no foe, I fawn no friend;
I loathe not life, nor dread my end.
Some weigh their pleasure by their lust,
Their wisdom by their rage of will;
Their treasure is their only trust,
A cloakèd craft their store of skill;
But all the pleasure that I find
Is to maintain a quiet mind.
My wealth is health and perfect ease,
My conscience clear my chief defence;
I neither seek by bribes to please,
Nor by deceit to breed offence:
Thus do I live; thus will I die;
Would all did so as well as I!
>>71922793
oh and you're interesting?
>>71923681
tldr
>>71923715
leo?
>>71923747
underage b&
Bradley Cooper makes more money than Leo
Tom Cruise is more famous than Leo
Brad Pitt is more famous than Leo
Michael Fassbender is a better actor than Leo
Blitzerian fucks more woman than Leo
Leo's life is shit
>>71923796
you're that guy who was butthurt about leo from the thread yesterday aren't you?
why doesn't he just get a dog if he's so lonely
>>71923250
well at least the girls won't feel empty inside.
>>71923681
what did he mean by this?
how do you know he's unhappy and lonely?
maybe he knows modern marriage is a joke and wont fall for it.
you make a lot of assumptions and seem to know everything about his life based on a few pictures of him.
>>71924028
basically that you shouldn't be jealous of decaprio because he may well be poorer than you in spirit
>>71924135
thats what i thought, but even if he was the same in spirit and more successful i still shouldnt be jealous, no?
>>71923796
Blitzerian fucks prostitutes dude. He's not wooing anyone
>>71922658
This would never happen to anyone who has actually struggled in life.
>>71924192
that's the disposition the poet is advocating yes
>>71923010
>this is the extent of Anon's redpilledness
Oh child you know nothing yet
>>71924222
Do you think all those hoes on Leo's boat are upstanding proper women who love Leo for his personality?
>>71924426
thats most of it
>>71924222
Blitzerian is the truly empty man inside living off daddys money and posting his life all over social media for validation from everyone
leo earned his money and fame and is chill he doesn't give a fuck
>>71923157
what's this from?
>>71921398
>40
>still not married or has kids
>still acts like a hippy teenager
Glad I'm not as pathetic as Leo
>>71924479
You know nothing
>>71924525
Yeah, what a pathetic life, AMIRITE?
>>71923174
because it feels good to put your weiner in vaginas and you can tell everyone how many different vaginas you entered so they think you're cool
>>71924525
>still not married or has kids
lmao he fell for the marriage and kids meme
have fun getting cucked and dying alone. leo is one of the smartest men in hollywood
>>71924608
Oh sorry didnt realize you were roleplaying
>>71922742
Story?
>>71924695
not roleplaying you know entry level corruption memes. you have to go deeper
>>71924608
>nationalism listed under "that weird guy"
How far we have fallen
>>71924649
Stop going to this site so much.
>>71923796
>being this bitter
>>71924742
not an argument.
man whats the point of life
I live on an island.
I realized at one point I could catch lobster.
I ate lobster constantly.
I got pretty tired of lobster, can't even order it while dining out, see no point.
Food for thought.
>>71924820
To enjoy it
anything else is a meme answer
>>71923378
>10 million? 50?
lol no, there are different levels "where it doesn't change anything" there is a good leddit post about this
>>71922592
He isn't good looking.
He isn't fit or tall and has a weird scrunched up face now.
He gets laid because he is famous.
>>71921398
If given the chance, would you rather party with Ronaldo or DiCaprio, /tv/?
>>71924742
Oldfag here. Most of the people I know that married and have kids are miserable wretches and shells of their former selves. Usually, getting married is something a person does after he gave up on his dream, and decides to just go through the motions for the rest of his life until the Grim Reaper taps on his shoulder.
There are exceptions of course, such "power couples" etc, but those are super rare
>>71924820
to fight your nation and depose the evil despots
I want to live on a fucking yacht so badly. How much do I need to sustain this life ahhh
>>71924871
dicaprio, i don't feel like being bummed by 4+ guys
>>71924871
TSUUUUUUUU
>>71924917
www.yachtworld.com
>>71924871
>partying with a closet fag
>>71924855
"lol just enjoy the ride bro" is literally the shittiest meme answer you could give. no one but braindead millennial retards would ever say something like that.
>>71924917
are you young? how is your boipussy game?
Brian Singer might have some openingsfor your openings.
>>71924855
Hedonist scum
>>71924968
t. pol-faggot who shitposts from his basement and thinks he's a neo nazi
>>71924968
whats the answer then
'enjoy it' can mean literally anything it depends on the individual
it's hard to imagine Leo doesn't have any genuine friends considering how many people he's probably met
>>71925022
>>71925016
you need enlightenment
>>71924968
>>71925012
>the point of live is to work hard and be a cuck chump propping up this disgusting circus
yeah, nah
>>71925048
and you need to get out of your basement
>>71925071
don't have a basement, reprobate.
>>71925048
ah youre just trolling, carry on
>>71925091
>muh trolling may may
it's not 2008 anymore you fucking sheltered puppet
>>71925071
>lol you need to go out and corrupt your mind, body, and spirit with the normie lifestyle
Yeah nah you won't get me this time (((Anon)))
>>71925139
>the ((())) meme
no one said to corrupt your body, you're putting words on someone else's mouth as always
get out of your basement already you sad cunt
>>71925197
are you 14 years old?
>>71922954
>At that point you want someone who feels bigger than you, who feels unattainable or special.
bitch stop writing romantic comedies about what the poon hound you want is secretly feeling
>>71921398
leo is gay for tobey
You guys do know he's gay right? or Bisexual at most so technically gay.
i wonder what its like having girls not like you for who you actually are and just want your money and to tie you down with kids to get alimony
>>71921398
Thrse are normies people. If i told those qt with nice asses lying down to sit on face they would look at like i just killed there dog .
>>71925012
>>71925022
>>71925048
>fun is degenerate
stupid fucking /pol/estinian puritan faggots. You're just cogs in someone else's machine
this guy gets it:
>>71925054
Why do you never see stories posted by random civilians who fuck celebrities? Or photos?
I know celebs are probably careful when they fuck randoms but the sheer law of averages would assume we would get a glimpse into the Hollywood debauchery every now and again?
Even if nobody believes them, you never see anyone posting stories about getting fucked by Leo or whoever on their Facebook or anything
>>71925264
you REALLY need enlightenment if that's what you think we mean
>>71924608
what does EL on the Hardcore level means?
>>71924876
Tell me about your life
DUDE PURITANISM LMAO
you're worse than nu male weed faggots, fucking brainwashed pol cucks
>>71925264
You """enjoying""" your consumerist lifestyle while asking no questions and ignoring the insidious corruption around fuels said machine
>>71925312
calm down there, go hit da bong cheech
it's funny because none of those girls are hot.
ive fucked hotter escorts (2k) for less than what hes paying these whores.
>>71925336
DUDE PURITANISM LMAO
go hit the church old lady
>>71925277
Most likely high class escorts whose job embodies discretion.
>>71925363
>not being an apathetic child is puritanism
really makes you think
>>71923010
You call THAT redpilled?
>>71925353
>bragging about fucking escorts
>>71921398
>>71921398
Why are his bitches so ordinary?
I'd surround myself with those Instagram fitness bitches if I had his life.
>>71925380
>basement shitposter who thinks he's enlightened for visiting /pol/ and believing in muh holohoax calls someone else apathetic
hahahhahahhahahaha you're sad as fuck
>>71923796
>>71924222
>Blitzerian
Who?
>>71925400
he's obviously a low test faggot.
>>71925438
enjoy your fluoride and drug induced mental degeneration you ignorant fool
>>71923633
kek
>>71925491
>implying i don't only drink reverse osmosis filtered water
>implying i'm not straight edge and treat my body as a temple
get back to pol puritanist faggot
>no gingers, no blacks, no Asians, no chubbys
That does look pretty boring
>>71925335
>consumerist
do you think in soundbites? I don't care about keeping up with the joneses. I care about doing things that make me happy, and any moralfag who thinks I should be doing something else can fuck off to North Korea.
![crying-happy-face_grande[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1JHhHKb.jpg "crying-happy-face_grande[1].jpg")
>>71925548
>straight edge
holy shit
>>71925589
>he doesn't get sarcasm
pol reaches new retardation limits
>>71922954
I used to study in a field where I was the ONLY guy, all the others were chick. And university girls were easy.
I got enough pussy I can tell.
Or so I thought.
And now I'm 35, have two kids growing up and only one wife. And I just wonder why I didn't fuck more of them! I didn't realize then that it's going to end. Stupid, stupid me!
haha how fun sitting on a beach with a bunch of gold digging sluts who arent sucking your dick.
what is he even there for?
>>71925624
you dont know what sarcasm is
>>71925335
>tfw I do both
>>71925548
>Being THIS mad
>>71925463
Some manlet that was born wealthy and now dicks around with his dad's money buying whores and instagramming them. He's 'famous' for doing this
>>71923060
stannis
>>71925691
wish he was alive today, he would sort all these reprobates out.
>>71925312
>>71925363
>>71925438
>>71925548
/pol/ lives in this guy's head 24/7, rent free
>>71924806
LE FREE DOMAIN RADIO
HOPE YOU'RE LE DOING WELL
>>71924876
>you will never experience the unbridled joy of procreating with the woman of your dreams
>you will never pass on your genes, only be an evolutionary failure
>you will never get to experience the miracle of raising a life from nothing, getting to teach it what life is
>you will never feel the deep primal connection of a father to his offspring
>you will only live half a life
but you enjoy that 12o'clock beer, forever the sad lonely uncle
>>71925369
I don't mean these women specifically.
I mean any normal club Slut who goes to bed with a famous person
Or guys who fucked a girl in high school who turned out to be Jennifer Lopez later in life or whatever
>>71925308
I quit a lucrative career of being a corporate whore, moved to Los Angeles and became a bit parts actor
>>71921398
Damn, look at all those bloodsuckers
>>71924876
>>71924876
Yup it's reare but I know some people who have a real marriage, genuinely happy with their partner and life.
That's the thing though, you have to be comfortable and happy with yourself before you pair up with anyone.
People see marriage as a problem solver for their woes. problems just get amplified there.
ITT delusional anons using mental gymnastics to downplay Leo to feel better about themselves
He has a better life than all of us get over it already
>>71926118
NEVER
>a million annoying normalfag Stacy whores follow him around everywhere he goes unless he has bodyguards
I can't think of a worse punishment. I can hardly take just being around normalfags for an hour, much less when they're actually paying attention to you. I think I would kill them or myself or both.
booking info on instagram = most likely prositute = 90% of fitness models = the bitches leo hangs with.
>>71921398
haha what a loser. I'm glad I have a fat, smelly wife with an IQ of 76 to keep me company. Feel bad for Leo, but then again, he's probably not as cool as me.
>>71924641
but inside you know you'd trade it all away for a real relationship.
>>71923796
>Blitzerian fucks more woman than Leo
Dan pls, go seek validation, there are 16 years old kids who think you might not be that cool
>>71924608
>Gramsci
>Jung
I like how there's these random intellectuals that have nothing to do with any of that random shit but the average retard doesn't even know them so they think it's legit
He's unhappy. Every man knows true happiness is waking up next to a woman that genuinely loves you as much as you love her
>but she's cucking you with a black man! Love doesn't exist! All women are sluts, trust me I know!
Try, for once, using your brain
>>71927286
t. chad
wtf is this
>>71928592
wtf are you
>>71923920
Hehe..
>>71922810
FUCK YOU I HAVEN'T READ IT YET
>>71923378
10 Billion is when nothing changes
if you have less than 10 Bn there's always something you can't afford to buy
>>71929241
what exactly do you have in your mind that someone with 9b can't afford
>>71929289
a supertall skyscraper
a standing army
an aircraft carrier
elected office
>>71923011
I agree with this. Being a young celebrity destroys so many people, the ones that haven't done anything insane or fallen out of the public eye I assume to be really great people.
Leo, Hillary Duff, there's more but I can't think of them because they're not in the headlines
>>71929289
Raffey
; _ ;
>>71922565
>Had sex with 13 women in my life
>8 were prostitutes
Just end it
>all he wants is to mess about with Jonah and Tobey all day
>Have to put up with this annoying bitches
>Jonah won't stop getting up to go to Subway
Life must be suffering
>>71925301
Its the Canaanite word for god, the plural of which is Elohim.
Elohim is one of the many names translated to God in the older books of the bible. But it actually means gods.
![Titanic_t00.mkv_snapshot_01.25.39_[2016.07.11_23.36.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GTRyvTG.jpg "Titanic_t00.mkv_snapshot_01.25.39_[2016.07.11_23.36.48].jpg")
>>71921398
Leo once got to pork THIS
what went wrong
>>71922992
you wish faggot, everything is getting politicized in a pathetic attempt at propaganda and people are getting sick of your global cattle ideology. The pendulum is swinging toward a multi polar world with real plurality and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>71922668
>poor man
sounds like your the one who's poor. he can just buy children if he wants
>>71922658
>So you listen to them spouting vapid shit all day and wonder why you're even trying.
Honestly this. It seems like it'd be boring as fuck to have to deal with talking to nothing but party sluts endlessly. The nasal laughter and almost zero capacity to be as funny as guys..
Like Dan Bilzerian. Respect to his hustle and all but it just seems so trying to have to talk to nothing but vapid whores all the time and have to constantly pretend like they are interesting and funny.
Come to think of it there might be a little bit of salt in this post. Maybe half salt. But it really does seem tedious 2bh.
>>71922705
You know I bet it is really cool working with SLJ
>>71923010
You have it all figured out
>>71929421
what were the other 4
>>71921398
He only fucks models because they're technically in the same industry. He probably doesn't need to get them to sign waivers because if they ended up screwing him over their careers would be over.
>>71929953
Nice math.
Also the others were women who had sex with me for free.janitor style
that beach looks wet and gross.
>>71921398
Those are literally perfect asses, and the perfect size for boning while completely prone the way they are
>>71927154
>Jung
>nothing to do with Gnosticism
>>71924608
9/11 and flat Earth should be in level one.
>>71929289
my loyalty
>>71922679
Imagine having to deal with the conversations these stupid cunts try to spew out to get his attention.
>>71930448
i like leo but i dont think leo also have anything to say.
>>71922954
>I had sex with around 30 girls in 2 years (not a lot i realize)
>>71926602
>this orgy with supermodels is boring
>i wish i was home watching tv with one women who nags and chastises me and only puts out once a week
literally leos thoughts
Oh yes, a man not spending his life on a Mongolian BBQ grill board is just sad really
>>71929535
damn
>>71923010
youh have autism bro
>>71924871
ronaldo anyday
>>71929991
i heard leo has an agreement with victoria's secret. they put him in contact with their aspiring models (aka whores) and he gets paid a few grand when they're photographed together
>>71925630
>and only one wife
Well today is your lucky day! Let me tell you about the religion of peace.
>>71923117
This. He experienced a chinook while filming the revenant and told everyone it was global warming like a retarded liberal actor is expected to do
>>71921398
i actually feel sorry for him
>>71930677
literally my reality
>>71925630
you realize you're getting cucked right?
>>71924868
objectively untrue
stay mad ugly manlet
>>71932948
THICCC
>>71924871
Leo seems like a chill guy to hang out with
>TSU
seems like he would constantly be looking for excuses to take his shirt off unnecessarily and disinterested in anything else
>>71933370
this.
leo doesn't seem like one of those obnoxious people always shouting and wanting attention, just a dude you can chill with
>>71922658
>>71922565
Be Leo
>Never get marries
>Fucks models, 10/10 actress, etc. all his life
>Never gets involved in a relationship long enough for any money-hungry bitch to hit common law wife status
>Net worth: $216,812,683 and still going
>Based Leo is Based
Depp is just an emofag. Always was, is, shall be. Marriage minus a prenup for rich actors is for suckers. The lawyers and Uncle Sam is going to get most of it. Depp will write it off and move on, good thing he didn't knock the bitch up. She'll probably try to get alimony for those rodent dogs after she only gets $100 mil in her pocket outta that $400 mil. Plus going after his money right after his mom dies. This won't even hurt her career because she already came out as a dyke. She'll come out as a Redditier heroine for this by blaming her sexuality for the divorce.
>>71921398
>modeling agencies will literally pay Leo thousands of dollars to take out some of their models out and be photographed with him to raise their profile
You dumb fucks are basing his face of a nanosecond of his time.
He could have literally been smiling the next second, if he wanted a normal life he could probably have one quite easily.
>>71921398
Leo basically lives an irl harem anime.
>>71930577>>71929421
>>71925630
sure my goy, spend your time and energy earning money then spend your time, energy and money to be noticed by a few girls so that they let you try to make them cum, like they let dozens of boys beforehand and they will let dozens afterwards.
>>71921398
JUST
>>71922992
>this much projection
>this much mad
Fucking love it.
>>71933577
i literally never make girls cum
how can he stand being around hot young bimbos all the time? Fuck, your dick can only be in one at a time anyway
>>71933736
Have you heard him talk about the environment? He can stand being around young bimbos because he has the IQ of one.
>>71933809
why what does he say?
binmp
