literally me
Nah, I doubt it, anon. You're probably more like this guy.
>>71916955
RUSE
U
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Just watched the first cut. I actually don't mind the dark ending
>>71917213
Dante has a gf. No one on 4chan is like him.
>>71916955
So you're obsessed with tranny porn?
>>71916955
PORCH MONKEY!
>>71916955
Video rental stores are a relic now. Can millennials even into Clerks?
>>71917396
That's not Dante.
Clerks 2 was based and I can't wait to see 3
fite me
Love this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TTfvxYUBug
>>71917850
What? Yes it is.
>>71917396
Dante has low standard though.
37 dicks.
>>71917679
tranny porn is pretty good though
>>71917867
Clerks = Clerks 2
>On March 8, 2013 Kevin Smith posted a photo of the cover of the first draft of Clerks III. The caption read: "THE BEGINNING OF THE END. 20 years ago today, we started shooting CLERKS. 20 years later, with no plan or provocation, I jumped out of bed at 4:20 this morning and started writing CLERKS III. It's been like hanging out with old friends. And after 2 hours of tapping the keys and giggling, I have come to a conclusion... CLERKS III will be the best film I'll ever make."
buncha savages in this town
>>71918295
Mallrats 2 could easily best Mallrats but Clerks III being better than Clerks? I say ha.
CANCER MERCHANT
CANCER MERCHANT
>>71918352
Isn't it getting a TV show? and being called Mallbrats? I dunno anything about it, that's just stuff I've heard through the grapevine.
>>71917848
Yes, because in Clerks II they work at a fast-food place, and through Clerks II they will discover Clerks.
I actually saw Clerks II first because it was on the TV one night when I had nothing to do and I loved it so much I watched the first one. This was only 8 years ago.
>>71917975
and the other fucked a dead guy
SLURP SLURP SLURP
>>71918406
Maybe. But I'm pretty sure they already shot Mallrats 2.
HE SAID YOURE THE BITCH AND YOURE THE BUTCH
HEY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE
>>71916955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF0_hpix3zY
Clerks might be my favorite movie of all time. Guess I'm pleb.
>>71918543
YEAAAAAAAAH
>>71918295
If Clerks 3 turned out to be better than Clerks 1 I would honestly stop bagging on him for being a fat crybaby sellout fuck.
NOISE NOISE NOISE
SMOKIN WEED
SMOKIN WEED
DOIN COKE
DRINKIN BEERS
>>71918587
You're not. Don't let /tv/ fool you with its memery. It's a great movie.
>>71918295
Does he really just write without any outlining or pre planning?
am I the only one here who actually used to be a huge smith fan but now hates his guts?
he started off so good. clerks, mallrats, chasing amy.
and now
i just don't know.. i cant imagine the new mallrats or even clerks being good
also please answer me this guys
what the fuck was up with the dancing and singing scene in clerks 2? what was the deal there?
why?
>>71918406
>Mallbrats
is this gonna get Disney'd?
>>71918406
>>71918488
Or I guess they just turned the sequel into a tv series. That's weird.
This according to google and IMDb. I'm guessing Netflix will probably pick it up.
>>71918724
Literally me. His problem is he has no self esteem and gets confirmation bias from negative reviews, so he defends himself from criticism now by making movies that are intentionally bad and therefore can't be criticized. It's a shame, he's one of my favorite filmmakers up until the early 2000's
>>71918776
Netflix can do it justice.
>>71918724
Post that pic of smith with those baggy as fuck shorts on
>>71918724
>Chasing Amy
>good
>>71918713
Look at the scroll bar, all he wrote was the title page
Olaf, girl nice
