Misunderstood genius or detached autist?
>>71916482
Autistic Virgin
>>71916482
Detached genius, understood autist.
>>71916482
is that bud cort
>>71916482
He's brilliant.
>>71916482
>>71916482
The real question is how long until he finally snaps?
A true renaissance man.
Why does he like energy drinks so much
his latest suit.
>>71916604
10/10
>>71916604
Did his mommy take this picture?
>>71916604
does he get all his suits from the salvation army? it sure looks like it
>>71916482
I never knew this was an actual person until a few days ago
>>71916604
What is that style of fabric called? I wouldn't mind a sports coat with that sort of design honestly.
>>71916604
Needs some better shoes but otherwise classy as fuck
Would hire/10
>its a his mom drives him to a fast food place then switches seats with her whilst he films himself rolling a joint whilst she is just out of shot episode
>>71916604
pants much too long for me
I really want to pound his mother's pussy.
>>71916762
>hiring a clearly mentally unstable wierdo
lmao
>>71916829
he brings more to the table than you do
>>71916825
post a pic of her
>>71916863
defensive, are we? of course you would never hire anybody.
>>71916482
>>71916604
>tfw a teenager is a billion times more dapper than you could ever be.
Life sucks.
>>71916604
Pants seem a bit too big for him, new shoes are in need too.
>>71916482
true kino
Joeyeatsaroundtheworld plebs get out
>>71916482
A real human bean.
>>71916604
The pants are too big and the shoes could be changed.
https://youtu.be/bHy7N_Fy3Bg?t=296
the hodgetwins spotted reviewbrah at a 7/11 a few days ago
4:57
>>71916878
Just see a pic of reviewbrah, literally looks just like him.
>>71917231
>roidniggers
Not giving them a view.
>>71917352
lighten up, they seem like good chaps
>>71916653
>>71916654
>>71916824
>>71917214
silence.
/ck/ is that way
----->
>>71917231
Plenty of people wear suits and eat hotdogs. And aren't they in LA?
Reviewbrahland is NY.
>>71917414
he doesnt seem very self aware
He refuses to get his suits tailored for some reason. He says it has nothing to do with cost as he could get them tailored quite cheaply.
>>71916777
You don't notice anyone in the car with him in most videos. I think those are just times when he brought people along with him.
>>71917497
if hes going to do the suit thing he mayaswell do it properly. a fitted (modern) suit and a different haircut would do him wonders
but then he wouldnt be who he is, i suppose
>>71917449
He occasionally posts on /r9k/, he's actually pretty cool.He knows people make fun of him for acting autistic but he just doesn't care what they think. He prefers the older style of suits and hates the modern slim fit ones, which is why he chooses not to get them tailored.
>>71917449
Your mom's pussy doesn't seem too self aware either.
>>71917546
he doesnt have his license
>>71917231
>California Chads
Disliked
>>71917704
How do you know?
>>71916604
That suit doesn't fit
>>71917822
Because Im him
>>71916580
He's said he doesn't, that's why his energy drink reviews are pretty uncommon. He originally wanted to make that his gimmick because no one else reviews energy drinks but he found he couldn't drink as much as would be required to keep it going.
>>71916703
herringbone I think, but that is only acceptable if you are a professor or something similar
>>71917871
can I have ur #? ;)
>>71917642
I agree with the older style of suits. I prefer the longer pant legs that don't slim out near the end.
>>71916604
Classy.
I don't know whether he'd call himself a genius. To be honest, while he fits the bill, he puts on a show solely because if you're going to take that much time to review food you might as well make an effort for the viewers. It is tangential and he is not really interested in self-publicizing.
He is in a completely different ballpark from the more awkward "fedoras" that were a thing a few years ago, I don't think he is even aware of this meme. Yes, he has taken the persona of a 40s noir radio announcer, but it is just a bit of a giggle and he does a good job of reviving that kind of rappor with the viewers style. He possesses none of the traits of an "autist". His clothes are fitted, his facial features were sculpted in conditions of excessive testosterone and a complete absence of cortisol. His brows are thick, his complexion exudes an aura of valor, his gaze is piercing with eyes like that of a phoenix, deeply intelligent yet profoundly troubled, dangerous and sadistic.
The main purpose of all this, you see, is "fundamental research". He came of age (by his standards) shortly after the subprime mortgage crisis and up until early 2015 certain sectors of the stock market have been in an almost uninterrupted bull market. While tech and biotech have been oversaturated, the service sector has been overlooked, notably restaurants, something he had a strong interest in to begin with. It was a perfect storm but by no means is his success entirely due to luck, based on what I heard on the deepweb insider information forums he learned to code from scratch just to dabble in algorithmic trading, he learned standard Chinese in order to better conduct market research and has already finished his CFA at a relatively young age. Lately he has been involved in oil, the brexit fallout and other plays and founded a legitimate asset management firm, but he keeps the details private.
>>71918284
>his facial features were sculpted in conditions of excessive testosterone and a complete absence of cortisol.
>implying testosterone and cortisol shape your face
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
>>71918284
I don't know who this guy is but he looks alot like Samantha Morton
I like his day in the life videos
At one point he was just watching tv critiquing peoples suits
I like him. He's just bein' him. He doesn't afraid of anything.
he should get a job at a little local radio station or something
give him something to do behind the scenes somewhere
that oughta straighten him out
>>71916482
He is what he is
>ywn get a bite to eat with reviewbrah
>>71916482
I like his reviews on frozen food and even fast food.
It's a niche little market and he does it classy. Been subscribed to him for a while now.
I always thought he got his suits from his dead father or something
>>71917414
who the fuck tucks their tie into the pants?
>>71919034
Put his face on his mom's body and she'd be THICC
>>71918907
I doubt little local radio stations even exist anymore. It's all highly-organized, corporate-owned subsidiaries where he'd need a broadcasting degree to even get a chance at getting a job.
>>71919202
>not listening to your local NPR station or barring that AM radio station
They let anybody make shows these days. NPR, at least in my area, is just a big block of the official news shows but at night it's anything goes up until the wee hours of the morning.
We need to save him
>>71917903
That's not herringbone, my man.
>>71916961
He's 22
portaryed the young cop in bvs very well for the few minutes
If you didn't know, he is in his early 20s.
I listen to his podcast when I go to bed all the time. He's just a laid back, legitimately nice guy who doesn't care what people think of him. I don't see what's so autistic about him other than the suits, but even that's not a bad thing in reality.
>>71918284
what the fuck, he must be like 6'3 now or something. It might just be the coat but he looks lanky as fuck in that picture.
>>71919394
Honestly the outfit looks pretty good in >>71918284
>>71916604
10/10 would bang.
>>71919394
>>71919394
He has a podcast!?
>>71919294
If there's truth to any of that I'm pretty sure the food's done him in at this point.
>>71920091
Like 150 episodes and some are long as fuck. They're on his channel.
>>71920091
VROW.
>>71919394
Holy shit he sounds like Bill Burr.
>>71920662
not really
>>71920662
His podcast sounds so much like Bill Burr's. I mean normally he just sounds angry and they look really different, but without any faces and less angry I definitely hear similarities. Just imagine Bill Burr is less angry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMyQmpPmYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_1CcX0c-V4
>>71916515
SPBP
>>71920759
Fuck, meant for >>71920690
>>71916604
Salvation Army chic
>People are invested in some fucktard reviewing junk food
jesus christ, you people will do anything except actually watch movies.
>>71919034
He looks exactly like his mother. Holy shit.
>>71920951
hey dude stop, being a big meanie ok?!?!
>mfw people spread the Reviewbrah is going to snap meme.
>>71920951
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FIND YOU AND GUT YOU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING THING ABOUT HIM YOU FCUKING UGLY SON OF A BITCH
>>71916604
BOING
>>71919294
kek is this legit?
>>71919294
>deep dish depression
He's related to Lorde, that's how he affords his shit.
>>71920494
>>71921181
Only concrete evidence is that he owns a Ben Garrison book that he'll display behind him in some of his reviews. Some people like to float a screencap around saying that he browses /pol/ (which wouldn't surprise me) but I don't know how real it is.
>>71921363
It's real. It was on one of his videos comment section
>>71917414
What a beautiful man.
>>71921310
holy crap it's uncanny
>>71921363
Isn't Ben Garrison just a cartoonist who /pol/ has framed as a Nazi for a meme?
>>71916482
this is it, this is our flightplan, there's smee, maimen, dr. paveleer, it's all there, it is what it is
>>71921573
you tell me
>>71917231
>who gives a fuck.
Sums up this thread and their channel.
>>71921658
Am I supposed to be confused with the message here?
>>71921631
was ordering online part of your plan?
>>71918284
lmao is that you john
>>71921573
It's actually kind of turned on its head. He's aware that his only major exposure was due to /pol/ and 4chan, so he's started to basically meme up his art.
It's not full blown racism though.
>>71917231
They're really big guys.
>>71922074
Oh Jesus fuck. You sure this guy is memeing it up?
>>71916604
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S BETTER THAN THAT
>>71916604
>>71917414
Classy as f*ck
>>71922195
Never forget.
>>71918725
That fucking old monster of a computer he has, jesus.
>>71919455
He's 5'7
>>71919164
Some dark shit anon.
>>71922387
He's basically 50 years old
Why doesn't he wear a fedora.
This is triggering me. It's not complete unless fedora.
>>71917231
>2 niggers eating pizza while making gorilla noises
>suhh dude we wuz big das mane
>200k views
I applaud the human kind
overdose on redpills
it happens
>>71916482
>>71916604
>>71917414
I love reviewbrah, but goddamn are his suits autistic. They're fucking dated. He looks like he weighs 115lbs and he's wearing the loosest pants. He's tie-game is pathetic,
It's autistic enough to wear suit and tie all the time but you might as well dress something modern if you are.
>>71922239
AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
>>71917414
Patrician as fuck
>>71918725
That's fucking hilarious
>>71922533
Check out some of his older vids.
>>71916482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3O6D2pAkus
This is a true artist.
>>71922613
Also protip:
Never wear 3 button blazers. Ever.
>>71916703
>>71917903
>>71919306
I don't know much about suits, but that looks tweed to me.
>>71916482
Missunderstood autist
best video coming through
skip to 6:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tV9JIJ6G4
>>71922613
Where does this suit fit into that image?
Can someone tl;dr me why he's been posted so much the past days? I knew of his cooking review channel for a while but never really followed it.
>>71916604
Shit, I'd fuck.
>>71922772
There's a reason why there's no niggers in that image anon.
>>71922737
Why?
>>71922772
Nigger Fashion Cargo Cult (1990's - Day of the Rope)
>>71922788
you're witnessing the birth of a meme
>>71922788
because /tv/ is a mess and everything gets posted now
>>71922811
a chimera will eat you
He's voice acting in this thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkQHtDkPySU&app=desktop
>>71918451
Why are there girls with blackface in the clip
>>71922811
Are you 8"5 or over 75 ?
>>71917414
our reviwbrah who art in men's sections
>>71922811
It's outdated. 2 buttons do more for the male silhouette and symmetry for the shirt and a bunch of other faggy GQ style terms.
Put it simply: you will look like a fucking box in your grandad's suit
If youre under 30 and obsessed with suits youre either: severely autistic or gay
Literally who
>>71917231
>who wears a suit to get hot dogs
>that is suspicious
>might be a fuckin terrorist
hit me with his most kino vids phams
>>71916482
I've always wondered why people aren't meaner to him, especially here. We're usually merciless to people like Chris-chan and other autists.
>>71922752
>it appears you've fallen right into my trap
>>71923298
Chris chan is always angry and upset so hes very fun to troll
>>71923298
He's just so nice. I'd feel like I was stomping on a butterfly by making fun of him.
>>71916482
Stannis is the one true king, reviewbrah.
Can I get:
- a qt3.14 gf
- she has to be a virgin and loyal and qt
- a million smackeroos
>>71923298
Chris-chan is a sociopathic cunt without any consideration or empathy. Reviewbrah is just an awkward oddball. Plus, he probably got enough bullying in school.
>>71916482
I was really hoping this channel was going to be some stuck up super rich kid who gave everything bad reviews because it waa "beneath him"
>>71922752
hes even awkward with his own cat lol
>>71923493
He never really gives anything a bad review. So his reviews get boring pretty fast
>>71919034
David Bowie is alive
>>71922613
Retrosexual sounds pretty cool but that minimalism in reservoir dogs just looks fresh as fuck
I like it better
what food or drink does he give the worst review to?
this kid is the definition of born in the wrong generation.
>>71922870
I dont know what this even was
>>71916654
That's Goodwill you fucking retard.
>>71919294
I was in this thread
I once talked to him in the comments section back when people would post in the TommyNC2010 subbredit and I would lurk there because I formed bonds with my friends irl over the cringe there, and people were talking about how they were similar. I didn't know much about the dude only that he wore suits and ate Dominoes.
I thought it was a gimmick or a character so I asked him about the suits...don't ask him about the suits, he gets sort of personal about it and wrote me a legit three paragraph essay of why his suits were integral to the videos, where he got them and how he literally has a closet full of at least 10 suits...all got at Goodwill.
I subscribed then and there. Never looked back. I'm glad he's a meme now.
>>71923298
4chan has a soft spot for the nice, endearing autists who can handle (or at least ignore) the bantz. Just like at /v/ with Ulillillia. CWC is trolled to fuck and back because he's an ass who takes things very personally.
>>71923777
If he really were born in the wrong generation he'd stop doing pleb things like reviewing junk food or energy drinks. His inconsistency is probably a sign that he simply doesn't know how to adapt and tries to detach himself by being 'classy'.
>>71922613
>retrosexuals
>pic of gyllenhal in a tuxedo
>metrosexuals
>pic of beckham in a suit
/fa/ as retarded as ever
>>71919034
>His mother's smile at the end
WEW LAD gettin' hot and bothered over here
>>71922870
A trailer for a movie where Reviewbrah stars as a sock puppet. He got paid.
>>71923972
You can't make this shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYvBa61U8c
Holy shit he's so fucking young here
>>71918284
This is the most intelligent post I've seen on /tv/ in a good while.
Well done.
>>71924104
How old is he now?
I want to know how long it took for him to adopt that radio voice and what radio programs he listens to.
>>71924164
22, so about 17 in that video.
>>71924186
thats not like any 17 year old i ever did saw
poor kid, bet he got the shit ripped out of him
>>71924186
He's 23
>>71924164
He just hit 27 a couple weeks ago, so was around 22 in that video
>>71916604
>>71917414
Pants need some work.
Has he really become an official meme today? Am I witnessing history?
>>71924546
He's been a meme on here for years
>>71924546
newfago
>>71924631
I have rarely seen him mentioned on tv
>>71924671
Hardly, I just never see him mentioned here.
>>71924546
he's been a meme for years
>>71924710
I know he's a meme, I meant on here. Maybe I wasn't clear. This is the first reviewbruh THREAD I've seen in forfucking ever
>>71923298
Chris is a jerk. He always was.
In fact, people actually started out trying to be nice to him and play along with his autistic garbage but he would react with fury at any attempt to connect with him.
A real human bean.
>>71916604
looks like he's wearing a carpet
has he no clue how shitty he looks?
>>71916482
>>71916604
HES A FUCKING WHITE AUTIST
>>71917414
>he tuck his tie
OMG thats stupid
>>71916604
What a fucking boss.
>>71924926
what's your point?
>>71916604
Classic Paul Dano
>>71924890
>looks like he's wearing a carpet
>>71916604
absolute stud. what a maniac
>>71924890
get the FUCK out
>>71924954
he keeps it secure because he's practical; never knows when he meant need to apply some elbow grease. wouldn't want to get that tie caught up in a belt sander or something
>>71925018
>whispers in your ear all the good qualities of short wave radio as he pours you a goblet of crisp cold water in his grandfather's side office downstairs.
>>71923160
the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI
>>71924175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmPP-21464I
He mentions somewhere on this podcast that he listens to lots of different programs on shortwave radio
>>71917414
Fucking legend.
>>71925211
60 minutes of mostly talking about nothing at all...
>>71918284
Is Reviewbrah's power growing? I see more and more threads about him now.
>>71921658
I know what the 88 means, but what's 14 again?
>>71922239
>>71925930
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words
>>71925211
Anthony really is a meme jesus christ
>>71918397
Testosterone does, never heard of cortisol although.
>>71918679
Man whatever happened to her? Used to have a serious crush on her. She used to be in everything, then one day nothing.
>>71917414
this is awful. i don't expect you subhuman faggots to understand anything about fashion, though.
>>71917231
Disgusting
>>71917642
even during the "gentlemen"s times" this autist seem to romanticise, men didn't go around dressed in these ridiculous clowns suits. these things he wears are bad jokes from the 80s.
Why is /sp/ so obsessed with reviewbrah?
>>71918284
>>71924108
stop samefagging you nigger
Human perfection, the next step in evolution.
>>71917231
them nigs eat loud as fuck
>>71922870
Amazing. How does this even exist? What world am I living in? Was he paid in fast food?
>>71917352
worse. roidmulattos
>>71923298
Cause we're all normies relatively speaking.
Chris-chan is just too weird for us.
>>71926605
speak for yourself normiescum
>>71924164
About 42, give or take.
>>71916482
Does he have a legit job or does he use neetbux to pay for all of that shit food he eats?
>>71917414
Was he looking at God?
>>71923298
Being mean is mean. People shouldn't be mean :(
>>71926689
He sells short waves
>>71926689
he deals in meme futures
>>71917414
I just realized who this guy reminds me of: Eli Sunday, from There Will Be Blood.
This is low key fucking with my head. Posting image so I can compare them better.
>>71923900
>can handle (or at least ignore) the bantz
>>71916482
Are those mutually exclusive?
>>71916604
>>71917414
>>71916482
Is he going to be in the prequel to American Psycho?
>>71927075
>5 years ago
epic
>>71927075
emilka got BTFO
>>71927059
An instant classic to be sure.
>>71927075
That's from 2011, Reddit. He was just starting out. He's come a long way
>>71916482
He looks more like the kid from RoboCop 2.
>>71927163
>>71927135
>defense force instantly replies
wew lad
>>71916482
Who's the DYEL?
>>71916482
I look forward to the day he eats pussy for the first time and makes a review about it.
>>71927391
*wipes hands*
>iths not bad
>>71927075
Lol shopped.
Anyone else find his response here ominous?
>>71927135
>>71927143
>>71927163
That's not real. Some Canadian autist is obsessed with reviewbrah and has been spamming /r9k/ and /pol/ with threads filled with edited screencaps of reviewbrah's youtube comments and bodybuilding.com forum posts along with a bunch of meme shit about reviewbrah being a neo-nazi. Just ignore him, he's deeply disturbed.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22I%20feel%20so%20bad%20for%20John%22
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/%22I%20feel%20so%20bad%20for%20John%22
>>71927391
it is what it is
What does /tv/ think of his sister?
>>71927413
>deep shade of pink on the inside compared to the vulva
>gets a bit salty and gooey the deeper I stick my tongue in
>clitoris loses its taste after a while
>overrated for what it is, but its not bad
>>71927443
Is he gonna vote for Trump?
I dont know why, but something tells me his political views may not be that informed. I cant put my finger on it.
>>71922074
>Ben Garrison unironically shilling Stephen Molyneux
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>71927499
>>71927504
Uh he spends the majority of his time listening to international news stations and political talk shows on shortwave radio. The dude is way more informed than your average person.
>>71927527
Not an argument.
>>71919034
they are both ridiculously CUTE
>>71916604
That looks like a donation center
Is that the joke?
>>71927597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpNc2JLobo
skip to 2:53 for a super qt exchange between reviewbrah and reviewmommy
