>you receive a mysterious locked box with a button on it and a note that says Mr. Steward will come visit
>a smartly dressed stranger who introduces himself as Mr. Steward comes to your door
>he gives you a key to the box and explains that, if you press the button, two things will happen: you will receive $200,000 and someone "whom you don't know" will die.
what do you do?
i sit down and finally watch the long awaited directorial follow up to donnie darko, sit in complete silence and then realize it was complete fucking bullshit and even start hating donnie darko because of how bad it was
>>71916324
push the button
realize you're the next to die when someone else pushes the button
Does the note say how many times I can press the button?
>>71916324
That episode was stupid.
>>71916324
Kiss James Mardsen on the mouth
>>71916324
Press that button all damn day. Given the population on Earth it will just be niggers/indians or chinks dying.
I would decline the offer for three reasons:
>I don't trust Mr. Steward.
>I'm a Christian.
>I don't have $200,000 right now and I currently have a good life. If I decline the $200,000, I won't miss it because I never had it.
>>71916524
And you.
>>71916529
Found the cuck
>>71916560
>whom you don't know
:)
>>71916324
Press that button without a second's hesitation
>>71916589
>implying people who truly know themselves would push the button
>>71916324
What if I want one million dollars?
>>71916324
>he gives you a key to the box and explains that, if you press the button, two things will happen: you will receive $200,000 and
I press the button
I half press the button
>>71916589
The button goes to someone after you.
Someone who doesn't know you.
>>71916645
press it 5 times
>>71916679
lol
>>71916686
/v/, plz
yeah dude i will
if i die after the button goes to someone else than so be it lol
>>71916692
Why can't I keep the button?
Man this movie was a mess
>>71916744
Because op is a faggot and forgot to mention that after a day, the button is taken away.
>>71916686
An a press is an a press. You can't say it's only half
>>71916686
You receive 100k and you maim someone?
>>71916768
Movie?
This was a shit episode of the new twilight zone.
>>71916692
Wouldn't that happen anyway?
>$200,000
>a lot of money
>>71916991
They get told the same conditions.
You are someone whom they don't know.
>>71916811
What if I use my new 20 million to build a security system for the button?
Who did the box kill the first time they pushed it?
>>71917116
Someone they didn't know
>>71917104
>tax free for pushing one button
It ain't bad.
Maybe you're just a multi billionaire who's here for shits and giggles?
>>71916849
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Box_(2009_film)
MostEuroswill probably know this one rather than Twilight Zone.
>>71917108
You need to return the button to be paid.
>>71917253
Can I just keep it to kill people whenever I feel frustrated then?
>>71917208
I am myself Euro, this film passed me by. Kinda want to know how the fuck they made a film of it.
>>71917287
Probably not, cause spoopy dudes.
>>71916324
Press it like 25 times
i only know this concept from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNOXYlYswA
>>71917105
Yeah but so are 7 billion others.
>>71916324
is this a monkey's paw scenario where if I push the button someone really integral will die and I'll doom the world?
If it's just random then the odds are it will be some Chinese farmer.
>>71917407
Look, the twist is if you press it you die next.
>>71916374
>long awaited directorial follow up to donnie darko
You forgot one
>>71916679
>he gives you a key to the box and explains that, if you press the button
I press the button
>>71916324
How many times can I press it?
>>71916529
>okay, so you don't trust the guy, fine.
>what does this have to do with anything? are you trying to say youre opposed to killing because youre a Christian? because, buddy, the last 2000 or so years of history would like to have a word with you.
>cant miss something if you don't have it. but if youre a Christian, imagine the people you could help. but oh, nevermind
>>71917455
>If it's just random then the odds are it will be some Chinese farmer.
FUCK YES
I PRESS IT 6 BILLION TIMES FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME SOME XIAO FUCKER STOLE MY MOB IN WOW
NI HAO MOTHERFUCKERS
>>71917304
The answer so far, badly.
the short story this is all based on is actually bretty good desu
better than the Twilight Zone ending or the moviewhich is why you simply don't press the button
>>71919133
Does the movie get better? Hour in.
