What did she do, again?
I was at a restaurant with my wife a few weeks ago.
My wife went to the bathroom and told me when she got back, that when she walked in a woman was taking the loudest piss she ever heard, like someone running a bath with both taps turned on fully. My wife peed, washed her hands and was fixing her hair and lipstick when the woman finally stopped, my wife waited around to see the monster that had unleashed that torrent in the cubicle next to her (who at this point was still going), expecting some giant hamplanet, imagine my wife's surprise when the piss finally stopped and out walked Daisy Ridley.
My wife said she was already going when she walked in and went for at least a further two minutes, her flowing only slowing in the last 10 seconds or so.
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she smashed the patriarchy
She went up the ventilation shaft
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compressed the boipussy
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bypassed the semen extractor
Stole our hearts
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became a rolemodel for young girls all around the world
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Good, maybe they start lifting and the chubby epidemic will be over
>>71914955
>What did she do, again?
She wrote the book "How To Master the Force in 90 minutes or less"
She also taught lightsabers how to talk, apparently.
she was ugly all over my star wars