is this kino?
>>71907628
Absolutely!
Fantastic Kino at that!
its an essential "turn on the TV while visiting family at a cottage and find it playing on a random channel so you leave it on because its relatively safe for everyone and is easy enough to follow while its on in background-core"
>>71907783
Which is why it's one of the highest revenue earning TV films in history, it's literally as safe as safe gets.
>>71907628
>the order of names don't match with the order of actors pictured
RULES OF NATURE
>>71907827
is it really? neat, I had no idea.
I got took to see that for my mates birthday when I was a little lad.
We all thought it was shit.
Then we went to McDonalds and his faggot parents didn't understand what a plain fucking cheeseburger is. It isn't fucking hard cunts.
>actor names don't line up with the actors
>>71907904
>remember seeing it with some friends in the theater
>love Mr. Bean so place my bet on Rowan Atkinson
>everyone else mostly picks edgy faggot seth green and his loser friend
>as movie progresses Mr. Bean is doing shit, they start shit-talking me and my character
>I hold my ground and state that I know he'll win
>nearing the end of the movie
>all of a sudden he rekts shit and takes the lead
>he gets to the money and is about to open the case
>I turn to my friends with a big shit-eating grin and tell them to suck it and that they were wrong and that Mr. Bean is GOAT
>he fucking falls asleep just as he is about to win
>im made out to look like a stupid piece of shit for gloating before he actually wins
I wanted to die.
>>71907904
>plain cheeseburger
Hamburger?
>>71908015
no he means a cheeseburger (a hamburger with a slice of cheese on it) with no toppings.
>>71907904
Just meat and a bun right?
>>71908043
What sort of cuckolded faggot would order that?
>>71908082
No idea, probably a whiny picky eater brat who would write a whiny post like that to begin with. I wouldn't eat it, I just understand what he meant.
You cut Cuban Goody's character out of this movie and you got yourself a great guilty pleasure movie. Even Whopsin Goldbridge and her daughter were better. Best parts of the movie are Bean scenes and the Lovits with his family scenes were surprisingly good as well.
NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE
NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE
NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE
NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE
>>71908082
About 40% of the population IIRC.
Not everyone wants fucking picked shit and sugary wank sauce on their fucking compressed cow.
>>71908550
lol, you stupid faggot
>>71907988
Haha
>>71908706
>liking vinegar based products
FACT: Sweaty balls give off the same kind of acetic smell as vinegar. Majority of men who like vinegar usually have homosexual tendencies.
>>71908802
>being such a fucking faggot
FACT: You're a faggot
>>71908082
Me.
>>71908802
>(YOU)
>>71908830
Coming from you, a guy who likes sweaty balls on his burgers.
The fuck is wrong with you.
>>71908913
I'm not even fucking around, stop being such a faggot.
>>71908867
Is just what sells...
>>71908941
Just stop if you can't handle this level of banter.
Iz a race
>>71908979
You're the one being a retarded fag.
>>71908941
Stop pretending ordering your burgers with sweaty bollock tang on it is normal then.
If you can't see how gay a pickled gherkin looks and smells then you obviously haven't got a dick.
>>71908550
This.Ketchup is disgusting, I wouldn't eat it on dog shit, let alone my burger.
>>71907628
I wish Jon Lovitz was still around making stuff, I love his voice for some reason.
>>71909016
Are you so insecure about your own sexuality you project and call others fags?
>>71908802
>projecting because of his insecurities
>not liking superior vinegar-based foods such as sauerkraut, salt & vinegar chips, dill pickle chips, pickles, and vinegar on fries
your the gay one here my man
>>71909041
>If you can't see how gay a pickled gherkin looks and smells then you obviously haven't got a dick.
I'm fuckin' dyin' bro.
>>71909041
Stop being such a gigantic fucking faggot, you mentally challenged spastic.
>>71909081
>pickles
>liking a literal phallic vegetable soaked in something that smells like taint sweat
>not gay
>>71909089
>Stop being such a gigantic fucking faggot
Anon, is it that anon who you want to tell this to... or yourself?
>>71907904
FUCK
I also had my friend and his mom take a bunch of us out to this movie for this birthday
>>71909159
I don't actually give a shit whether or not he likes pickles, he's just being a massive fucking homo. One of the first things he said was "About 40% of the population, IIRC." It's not actually that hard to just not be such a fucking faggot.
>>71909216
But that's actually pretty much the amount of people.
Believe it or not a lot of people don't like that kind of shit. Deal with it faglord.
This is kino.
>>71909216
And that was in repsonse to you calling anyone who doesn't like pickles 'cuckolded faggots'.
So get off your high horse, you probably smell your fucking fingers after you scratch your balls you queer.
>>71909265
But it's literally the sort of retarded faggot fuck bullshit you'd see on Reddit. So suck a chode you cunt.
>>71907988
Kekerinos
>>71909318
>But it's literally the sort of retarded faggot fuck bullshit you'd see on Reddit
And how the fuck would you know that? I don't, because I am not a fucking sperglord who goes to Reddit in the first place.
>>71909309
It was better when it was Murder by Death.
>>71907628
Are we posting kino now?
>>71909062wHY WOULD YOU BE EATING DOG SHIT
>>71907628
It ends on a montage of Smash Mouth's All Star......
Is this documentarykino?
>>71909441
>he doesn't eat dog shit
i used to know a couple of guys who worked a summer in the mcdonalds pickle factory a few years back. almost every single employee pissed in the gherkin tanks at least once. there was a rumour that some guy shat in one when he got fired, but that might be bullshit.
>>71909530
Literally doesn't matter. Fuck off.
It's a mad mad mad mad world.
Or,
Rat Race?
>>71907988
was it autism?
>>71910329
Me, or Bean's character?
>>71907783
>TV-movie while at the cottage-core
any shitty Ashton Kutcher movie
>>71908802
If you had actually had sex once you would know that pussy tastes the same bitter way that vinegar smells. Which is the reason that i have started to enjoy it a lot in my adult years.
>>71910491
both
>>71910558
Butterfly Effect?
>mfw sitting with Grandma when the dog gets set on fire
>>71907628
Yes
>>71910613
Are you sure you're not actually sucking a cock anon?
Because that is objectively false.
>>71910613
you might want to get your girl checked bro
>>71910634
>shitty Ashton Kutcher movie
Butterfly Effect is decent. I was referring more to shit like Dude, Where's my Car, and Just Married.
>>71910613
Vinegar is sour not bitter you fucking clod. It's literally it's purpose as a condiment you mongoloid. It was a long lasting substitute for lemon juice.
>>71910722
Lol yeah sour was the word i meant srry senpai
>>71910773
If a womans pussy tastes sour that is genuinely not normal.
Not even joshing you.
>>71910623
Bean was Narcoleptic
Me? Debateable.
>>71910820
It tastes sour because sweat is sour you utter mongoloid.
>>71910903
>eating unkempt clunge
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>71910990
If it's warm/you are even vaguely acceptable at what you are doing she will begin to sweat. Yes from the vagina too. Fucking virgins all over my /tv/.
>>71909452
>The racers follow the balloon until it lands at an outdoor charity concert hosted by Smash Mouth. All are persuaded to give the money to charity. Nick then surprises a horrified Sinclair and his patrons by declaring that they will match the amount raised (which is shown increasing at an alarming rate on the display board). The film ends with the racers dancing to "All Star" and crowd surfing in the exuberant audience as Sinclair bawls hysterically.
When you think about this scene with all of the actors involved It's almost like a really bad fan-fiction.
>>71911053
>Bullshit: The Post
I genuinely don't think you have ever been near a vagina let alone fucking tasted one.
>>71909467
>ITT: inep/tv/irgins discuss vaginas
>>71911063
Here's where I'm confused. Sinclair shows up and Nick immediately declares he will donate all his money to charity? Why couldn't Sinclair be like "No"?
EETS A RAYCE
>>71911312
Because they realised they successfully wrote a 2 hour long movie with 8+ characters all with branching stories and characters arcs coming to a close and didn't have to time waste on something so silly when they could just have John Cleese cry (poorly) like a man-child.
>>71909001
>>71911353
Itz onlya race
>>71909124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BufGnHVYQA
This is you
>>71911312
Because if he retracted the donations he'd seem like a massive dickhead. Especially when it's just been shown he happily throws $2m into a silly private race. When you're that rich any savvy businessman will tell you it's better to take the hit to your funds than get "SINCLAIR HATES POOR AFRICAN CHILDREN" plastered across every magazine and newspaper across the planet, still sucks massively though, hence why he cries.
