*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess. Well,
>>71897335
He really was just going to the beach though...
>>71897335
Cleanest
Best Pleasure
>>71897335
It all started when I learned how to make cookies.
WHAT?!?!?! No way!
>>71897674
yes yes, well done lurch, well done lurch
HOWEVER
Wrong image, you douche.
>>71898122
>his screen name is "genericwhitemale"
Is this guy 4chan personified?
this meme has sucked ever since it was coined like 6 months ago
It's pure reddit-era 4chan. Stale from its first incarnation. A pre-packaged meme that requires no thought or effort whatsoever to take part in.
>generic white male
What did he mean by this?
>>71898887
I see you are new here. Welcome.
>>71897335
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yep that's me, you are probably wondering what the hell am I doing running for presidency
>>71898924
He was ahead of his time when it came to online names.
You wouldn't believe how many people use names similar to that online.
>>71899021
My case in point.
What kind of newfaggot would think a post like this is worth authoring? This meme is indicative of the kind of low-quality posters who make up such a substantial percentage of /tv/ these days.
>>71899084
I'm getting really tired of obvious newfags coming in and claiming that "lol old memes were better!" It's really obvious that you think everything should be like the greentext screenshots you read on r/4chan.
All memes since the beginning of time have been low effort bullshit that can be copy pasted into any context. That is simply their nature. If you don't like them you're in the wrong place.
>>71899159
Your defending the lowest tier of shitposters.
My beach...
>>71899230
I'm not defending anyone, I'm just telling it like it is.
4chan has always consisted of low energy shitposters posting bullshit low energy memes and it always will. That's the point, really. You don't have to worry about looking like a retard because everyone is already the lowest of the low. I don't know why you would want to browse a site full of uppity faggots who worry about their image and try way too hard at everything and reject any opinion outside of the "accepted" one because it makes them look less hip.
>>71899360
Spoken like someone who found 4chan after Chanology
>>71899421
Wow, did you hear that term on ED? Good job, retard.
>>71899084
>Authoring a post
How does your own cum taste like?
>>71899466
It's evident to me that you're portraying your 2010+ experience with 4chan as being apparently definitively 4chan.
>>71899230
You are the lowest tire of shitposters, go cry because /b/ is no longer good
>>71899084
>hating on TCAP spinoff memes
You're a fucking tight ass
>>71899021
Well let me take you back to the beginning of this story.
Like most stories, this one started with a girl...
...not that girl
>>71897674
poor Wendy
>>71897335
Ayy
>>71899021
LOL! +1
>>71899510
kinky_man_in_corona (1:37:15 PM): lol I taste mine all the time...kinda reminds me of uncooked pancake batter...not great but not terrible
>>71899689
Oh my god did he just start jacking it. LOL
>>71897335
>He quickly comes up with a disguise...
hi buddy waz up?
>>71899689
there a jewtube link for this?
>>71898831
Post more Michael Willusz memes
>>71897335
Can anyone confirm that he got off Scott-free?
"It all started when I got offered this cookie ..."
>>71899689
Hambubger is GOAT
>>71899689
What was he even doing so bad that they had to censor his hand motion and mouth
>>71900352
http://templeoftcap.freeforums.net/thread/148/why-genericwhitemale-convicted
>>71900432
these guys take this shit to a whole new Level
Who was in the wrong here?
https://youtu.be/vJssdlKaeqo
>>71900418
he was making a jerk off motion while fully clothed and poking his tongue out
This is too lewd for American TV
Can I get this show on Blu-ray?
>>71899689
That fucking decoy man I would fucking slam her in my basement and keep her there against my will using her for my sexual and powerful gratification.
>>71898887
>meme that requires no thought or effort whatsoever to take part in.
But that's what a meme is you fucking idiot. Endless regurgitation.
>>71899520
>implying anybody here is from pre-GG
>implying it matters if somebody has less than 6 yrs experience on an ironic shitposting site
I've seen this episode a million times and I've only now started to wonder - what's going on with genericwhitemale's cock?
>>71901149
This cop absolutely destroy him and I love it. Notice how he changes attitude after 20 mins in. Also props to Dustin playing the only child and a retard card sob story 1 minute into the interview. Dustin played like a fiddle.
https://youtu.be/pWawqTfa3vU
>>71900311
google the filename
>>71901753
Seek professional help
>>71899689
the decoy was hot as fuck in that one
>>71897335
Well, I was trying to go to the beach
>fin
>>71903086
Fuck off, Kidde fondler.
>>71903175
You're walking around with an undiagnosed case of psychosis. Go see a shrink
>>71899689
"Decoy" looks about 20, WTF?
Look at this. We could have baked a new batch of cookies in this shithole but you chose the authorities over us. I exist only to go to the beach. That is the sole purpose for which I came here. And every action I take no matter how clumsy or how odd is for the greater good of my trip to the beach. And now...I have no trip.
My beach...that...is what you...HAVE TAKEN...FROM MEEE!!
>>71900544
the son
>>71903250
*unsheathes katana*
>>71903308
>puts on sunscreen
>deflects all blows
>>71903308
*snaps neck*
>>71903325
>>71903337
back the fuck off???
>>71903250
If you love these cookies so much...YOU CAN MOURN FOR THEM.
>>71903384
DON'T DO THIS
>>71899268
top kek
>>71899689
Is it that easy to seduce girls with a bag of m&ms?
![horton-hears-a-who-2008-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OWm1Rfy.jpg "horton-hears-a-who-2008-01[1].jpg")
>>71897335
he reminds me of dr. suess characters
best thread on /tv/
>>71899689
Dee(coy) Reynolds
Can you give me a ride back home Mista Hansen?
>>71899689
Didn't he die?
>>71897335
What movie is that actually from?
>>71900432
What the fuck is this website? It creeps me out.
>>71897335
>I was just getting something to eat!
>>71904313
a lot of them
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RecordNeedleScratch
>>71904313
Robot Chicken Star Wars does it
I'm pretty sure it was pioneered in the 90s , back when movies were allowed to be fun
>>71899230
The majority of content IS the lowest tier of shitposts, you rose glasses wearing newfag.
The only reason you think otherwise is because 99% of content gets forgotten about a few months after posting, leaving only the most memorable, for better or worse
>>71904335
he looks like someone, but I can't quit put my finger on it.
>>71904562
Mike Stoklasa
>>71904641
kek he does
>>71900610
>keep her there against my will
>>71899587
>No, not that girl... that's my daughter
>Though I totally would, amirite?
>anyway...
>>71899230
I think you're lost. You took a wrong turn somewhere back at reddit.
>>71897335
What did he do again? I'm not from US
>>71907113
He ate a cookie and got away with it.
>>71907113
He got lost on his way to the beach.
>>71903743
that is legit sad
he knew it was probably a trap, he was lonely and desperate enough to try anyway
F
>>71907257
Aww poor kiddie diddler.
>>71904306
Yup, incarcerated awaiting trial.
RiP Hambubger, hopefully he can telegraph his intentions and go through with them in the afterlife.
>>71907278
hate the sin the sinner
>>71907278
they look about the same age lol
Yes yes, well done OP. HOWEVER
>>71907342
the decoys aren't actually underage
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
>>71899562
/b/ was never good. I should know, I've been there since 2012.
>>71904562
Joe Rogan
