>He drinks a regular Coca Cola while watching a movie
Name me something better than a Coke Zero while enjoying a movie at the cinema.
>>71891782
Diet Coke or Water
>>71891782
Not this fucking shit thread again
>>71891782
>yfw Coke Zero is actually just Diet Coke advertised towards men
Also
>enjoying the taste of any diet soda
>putting aspartame into your body
Coke Zero tastes like it's been watered down and spat out of someone's mouth. Disgusting plebe.
boxed red wine is the true /tv/ patrician selection
>>71891782
Coke Zero and a hot bucket of crab legs
>>71891782
wheat grass shots, dude!
>>71892233
Actually sounds good
>>71892188
that's literally how they make it
why do you think it has zero calories?
A tin of herring and some pale ale is always a great combo at the cinema
coke zero has no coffee.
fuck that shit.
>took my kids to the movies today
>they only serve Pepsi products
mfw
>>71891782
>his movie theater doesn't have a full bar
>laughingalcoholics.jpg
>>71891782
a regular coke.
Coke Zero is my favorite soda. Regular coke tastes very unappealing after only drinking 'oke 'ro for so long. Way too sugary to be enjoyable for me.
Purple drank
>>71894762
Did your wife's son get a Mountain Dew?
>>71891782
is this shitposting or shiling?
>drinking soda
you fucking plebs, enjoy being fat
>>71896691
both
Mint Julep or White Russian
I like coke zero but I avoid buying any before watching a movie because that shit goes straight through me and I end up having to go to the bathroom midway through the movie.
crab juice
>>71896813
of course it goes straight through you, it has ZERO worth for your body, same as fast food or crisps or any other garbage drink or food.
>>71896691
whats the difference
Coke Lime, you Philistine.
>>71891782
crab legs
>not drinking a grape flavored coca cola from one of those godless new soda bominations
>>71891782
Pepsi Max
>name something better
Suicide
>>71891807
>Want to drink water
>A small bottle costs the same as a 1L soda
>Not enjoying a Coke Slushie while you watch your movie.
>>71891807
>water
Nice meme, you dumb cunt faggot.
WHERE IS THE ROOT BEER
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71899425
And that's why you bring your own.
>get a small (64 oz)
>drink it
>have to pee very badly during the movie
>have to miss part of the movie
why do they do this
>>71899858
>Americunts unironically think water is a meme
>People don't eat Crab Legs while practicing falconry.
The only problem is when some idiot doesn't have their falcon under control and it starts swooping to get your crab legs and the cinema handler isn't prepared for this.
>not bringing a flask, weed vape and coke vial into the theater
fucking casuals
Is it true that in America the water is so bad that you're better off buying it bottled?
>>71892150
Coke zero is just Diet coke with different sweeteners
>>71891782
>buy large coke
>drink half way
>fill with Hennessy
This is how I enjoyed Ever After in the theatre.
>>71901048
>Bring my own water
>Cinema cop guns me down for carrying an assault liquid
>>71901048
>Ticket holder ask to search your gfs purse
>>71891782
Coke is good. I usually just get a water cup and fill it at the water fountain cuz I live in a desert so it's free. :^)
>>71891782
>when your theater has a drink machine that enables hundreds of different flavors
>pick diet coke
>>71892150
Coke Zero tastes fairly similar to real Coke. The taste difference is really minimal compared to the taste difference of for example Pepsi and Pepsi Max
>>71896745
I'll take "what is moderation" for $500 Alex
>>71902464
I drink 2L of diet a day.
What exactly is the joke here? What are these threads?
>Name me something better than a Coke Zero
Pepsi Light. You're welcome.
>>71891782
What a stupid thread
>>71902498
mexican detected
it's called diet pepsi
>>71891782
Vanilla Root Beer
>>71898573
>new
>>71898573
>there are people who unironically hit the water button
>>71901048
>try to bring my own water
>cinema sentry guns me down
>>71902476
Thats bad for you pham
>not knowing how to stash two packs of red licorice, a large bottled water, and a king size butterfinger on your person
the only thing you should ever buy at the concession stand is hot popcorn, you peasants
>>71902558
I don't let it touch my teeth, I guzzle it straight from the nozzle to my throat.
>>71902579
>order large kettle corn
>eat it before movie starts
>go to get my free refill
>"Oh hey, the box is ripped a bit, can I get a new box?"
>eat refill
>new box has a free refill coupon on it
>FUCK
>YEAH
literally was shitting popcorn for days
>>71902588
So you don't even taste it?
>>71902612
my tongue connects to my throat anon, there are taste buds back there safely out of reach of my teeth
>>71902634
Fuck, really?
>>71902673
honestly I'm still paranoid about it touching my teeth, I'm thinking of just making a foot bath of diet coke and absorbing it through my skin
>>71891782
Root Beer you goddamn homosexual.
>>71902857
>>71902518
>>71899978
>not drinking superior ginger ale
>>71902882
I enjoy that as well but it's too carbonated(?) like i can only drink half of it before i'm burping and full and then it sits there and gets flat.
>>71902453
Coke zero tastes like absolute piss compared to regular coke, no amount of advertising lies will change that
I'd rather drink warm diet coke than coke zero
>yfw some autistic faggot at Coke hq gets paid to post this thread every day
>>71892206
>not drinking the French champagne
>>71891782
Lol, enjoy your cancer from the aspartame millenial doosh.
Tastes like Phenylketonuria
I don't get the point of diet coca cola or coca cola zero. It tastes like fucking shit. I'd rather have one coca cola once in a while than drinking this shit on a regular basis.
Only fat fucks drink this shit thinking it will make it up for all the shit they eat.
>>71903317
a liter of coke has 400 calories so for example if a bucket of popcorn has 400 calories (no idea how much they have, quick googling gave me 400 - 1200 calories so I picked the lower end) then its 400 + 400 calories for each trip you take to the movies if you get a coke and some popcorn. If you have a Coke Zero™® with your popcorn instead of a regular one then its only 400 calories.
Obviously the rational decision would be to have a club soda or water instead of any kind of soda diet or not, but americans can't be expected to behave rationally
>drinking any sort of cola
Shit fucks with my teeth too much
>>71903599
What about, you know, not just eat like a fucking pig? Do they think they'll starve in a couple of hours a movie lasts? It looks like everything is an occasion to stuff their fat faces.
>>71903641
Eating popcorn at the movies has been a tradition for a long time now, so people are used to it and associate eating popcorn with going to the movies and will buy popcorn when going to the movies without even thinking about it.
>Do they think they'll starve in a couple of hours a movie lasts?
Its not a hunger thing I think. Popcorn isn't really that filling.
>>71903317
I just prefer diet soda in general and I like to drink a lot of it. If I didn't drink diet then I would definitely be obese
Sardine Sandwiches and a Thermos of Earl Grey Tea
>>71903129
wtf is that gif
Vim! Captain's Blend is the best.
I generally drink only premium bubbly waters at the local kinémå. Each 200mL bottle costs $42 US but the fact that I am drinking such a fine specimen of carbon-enriched H2O before a whole slew of poorer individuals who cannot afford such a frivolity... well, it's like a powerful orgasm, let me say that.
>>71901990
>>71902398
>>71902558
how about you stop living in 3rd world countries then?
>>71891782
>enjoying
>cinema
Sure thing, Pajeet.
>>71891782
Pepsi Max > Coke Zero
