damn...
>BUT IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED *grins*
Isn´t lothario a pokemon?
wtf
ahh the ol' pretend to be lonely to exploit womens' nurturing nature to get them in the sack trick
He has lived more lifetimes than any of us ever will
>>71886851
How is he gonna die alone he's got like 4 kids, he's got some resemblance of family.
>>71886886
>>71886851
tfw I have jack nicholson receeding hairline and im only 25
And he lives on through his son Leonardo
>>71886851
DUDE
MARRY THE LAKER GIRLS
THERE'S STILL HOPE
Did he bang Jennifer Lawrence?
>>71886946
Jack is baldfag idol dude get into it
>Winona Ryder is 44 and has never married or had children
Someone save her.
>>71886988
thats not what i posted, as evidenced by filename, always freaky when that happens
![The.shining.1980.720p.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.46.31_[2014.10.31_23.15.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xTPkK5W.jpg "The.shining.1980.720p.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.46.31_[2014.10.31_23.15.32].jpg")
>>71887074
he gives me hope
>>71887052
I'll try my best.
>>71886851
It might also be because he's meant to be a bit of a dick
>>71886984
That's his problem he's trying to bang these starlet sluts not interested.
>>71887119
He lives to inspire us
This obsession about couples makes nauseous.
Other than that, a lot of people are lonely together. Getting married doesn't necessarily means you have a "soul mate".
>>71887211
>Not interested
Lawrence almost fucking slipped on her own pussy juice when she met him.
what are the odds that he hasn't statutorily raped hundreds of girls?
>>71886900
Lel
>>71887251
most people know that but it's nice to have someone to have dinner and watch tv with.
>>71886988
>what are trade winds
tell me this image is some kind of elaborate troll
>>71887305
>flatter than a chalk board
JUST
>>71887340
Black people are retarded this isn't news
>>71887370
Flatties like fatties put in extra work in the sack to make up for their flaws.
>>71886886
>>71886903
>>71886917
>>71886922
>"nah he'll be fine because i really liked the roles he was in what a cool guy lololo"
Even after he hangs himself, you'll swear it was because he realized he was "too good for this world lol"
Being a lone wolf gets sad after 60, and worshiping them is even more pathetic.
this is why clooney got married
>>71887451
damn...
>>71887337
It's just as nice as having dinner alone and watching tv with yourself.
>>71887370
>wouldn't fuck young Anjelica Huston
>>71887486
He was married once before and apparently he regrets his current marriage.
Maybe he can do some good movies instead of chasing tail.
>>71887512
yeah now. see how you feel in your 60s.
>>71887583
he literally can't remember lines anymore. even during the departed 10 years ago he had trouble
>>71886900
>>71887616
why can't he brando his lines? just have him wear sunglasses
>die alone and lonely
or
>die surrounded by loving family while they awkwardly spout banal platitudes because none of them knows how to handle it, and constantly bug you and crowd around you while you're trying to quietly reflect on your life
it's all the same shit
![d7a972acb4c5843751485fb4a40fd20d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2y6MbsE.jpg "d7a972acb4c5843751485fb4a40fd20d[1].jpg")
>>71887486
Waw. JC is looking like a ventriloquist's puppet.
He should probably let go of the fillers on his shiny cheeks and let the time does what it does for a while...
The trick is to marry beneath your station
The other person, man or woman, will be so grateful that they'll never leave you
>>71887616
Is that actually true because he was good in that movie, makes me sad:(
>>71887704
That trick only works for women.
Men will just get bored and leave their wives
>>71887052
Winona is my first love.
>>71886851
Nice forearm hair on Huston. Too bad she removed it.
>>71887052
>having children
>being saved
how do you deal with feeling like you're meant to be alone forever?
i've been in relationships and even engaged but i've never felt like i'm meant to be with that person or anyone.
>>71886851
We all die alone.
This is where the "red pill" and "PUA" will get you. Most guys who are natural "players" realize this, which is why most of them end up growing out of it and committing to a girl before they're 30, when they have the best pickings available.
But a lot of you guys who read trash like "red pill" and "PUA" are in your early-mid 20s, didn't have a lot of success with women, and want to use their manipulative techniques to "make up" for time you feel you've lost. What will happen is you'll spend that time treating girls like shit, girls will talk, and by the time you realize there aren't many options available to you for a long-lasting, committed relationship, it will be far too late.
Take it from me, it's not worth it. If you want to be a real man and have a truly fulfilling life, you'll commit to a girl by 30.
>>71886851
You're a famous celebrity fuckface.
Go find some other old celebrity fuckfaces.
>>71886851
man what happend to anjelica huston
>>71888039
>before they're 30
nigga what. you have until your 50 before men hit the wall.
>>71888191
keep telling yourself that. guys are all having their mid life crises at 35 now.
>>71888039
>If you want to be a real man and have a truly fulfilling life, you'll commit to a girl by 30.
If she is going to be a shrill bitch who nags all the time then it's better to be alone.
You have no obligation to settle for scraps or commit to someone who isn't worthy of it. My current gf cleans my room and cooks my food and desu it's pretty fucking neato but I'm not just gna commit to someone just because they are female.
>>71888191
Most girls aren't interested in being in long-term relationships with much older men.
By the time you're in your 30s, most women your own age will have married. The only women available at that point are the divorced and never-married. If a woman has divorced, there is a much higher probability she's not long-term commitment material. Same with never-married.
>>71886950
never talk to me etc etc
>>71886851
0:47 onward...
https://youtu.be/0ZtEEOmS8jE?t=46
>>71888342
Not saying you just commit to anyone. Look for the best girl you feel you can get but don't be too picky. Most guys who are good with women don't not settle down because they can't find women they'd worth settling down with. They're just enamored with the bachelor / player lifestyle, which is not healthy, not for them, and not for society if they're still doing it in their 30s.
>>71888503
>>71888039
>>71888270
lol
>>71888617
>implying that's not a mid life crisis
or in anyway related to how normal people live.
>>71886946
I was balding at 21, ended up shaving bald at 25.
Have had far more success with ladies since going bald than I ever had with hair.
Just own it and make the most of it, you'll be surprised.
>>71888617
>implying i have leo d'icaprio money
>>71887052
<3
>>71888617
Okay? That was Jack Nicholson 4 decades ago. Jack would not have any issue getting hot chicks to orbit him today. The issue is finding someone worth long-term commitment.
>>71888039
>by 30
G-good thing I still have another year and a half!
>>71887492
Sorry, kid. Guess you just don't understand. Heh #LoneWolf4Life
Kaufman has it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=662uPQ7Xrdw
>>71888670
Thanks anon. You're a bro
>>71888750
Why would anyone worthwhile want commit to ugly, bald, fat, loose old man?
>>71886950
they need to team up again, fuck the haters, Departed was fantastic
>>71887539
She looks like a real life Junji Ito monster
>>71888880
money
>>71888758
#wow
>>71888617
>i'm leo dicaprio
Shave your neck
Why won't Jack act anymore.
I miss him
>>71888758
NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST
>>71888039
I would literally rather kill myself than marry before the age of 30
t. someone in a relationship atm
>chad dies alone
>>71887052
Womanlets
Not even once
>>71888039
t. some guy that's been dating a girl 2 months
>>71888953
There really, actually exist rich guys without those cons, so nope.
>muh commitment
Friendly reminder that modern western-world marriage is designed to fuck men over, monogamy is against human nature and people are disgusting in general and you shouldn't pursue lasting relationships.
>>71887940
Having autism helps as I only care about watching movies and playing video games.
>>71888670
Any facial hair? Too bad I can't grow any, it's just patches of hair here and there, so I have to shave it clean.
>>71886946
Haha what a failure.
>>71887052
She looks good because she never shat out a leech.
>>71888039
I don't buy into that red pill stuff but you sound like a weasely kike.
>>71888342
>Not cleaning your own room
Have some fucking dignity man.
>>71889291
> Too bad I can't grow any, it's just patches of hair here and there, so I have to shave it clean
you're fucked, go buy minoxidil
>>71888342
You realize you can just pay for someone to clean your shit? Why do people want their vaginas to clean for them?
>>71888129
She made a shit ton of money and decided to enjoy her semi-retirement eating, drinking and living a very chill life.
>>71889093
>the ugly, asocial neckbeard won't hurr durr
>>71887451
>Being a lone wolf gets sad after 60, and worshiping them is even more pathetic.
After 60 there's no need for sex, or to live with another person unless you've been together for a long time prior.
>>71887663
I've attended the dying. I'd rather die alone with my own thoughts.
>>71888129
too many cigarettes and coke
>>71887539
Looks like John Travolta in Hairspray.
>>71889676
hush, slut.
>>71886950
imagine if leo wasn't famous he'd score less than me
>>71887663
so much this
>>71888039
But the "red pill" and "PUA" have nothing to do with each other.
Committing to and having a wife is red pilled. Properly raising a family is red pilled. Hooking up with girls and sticking with whoever you knock-up is blue pilled. You must be confusing the red pill with the "/r9k/ pill" or the "reddit red pill"(MGTOW).
>>71887829
She hides her tits so well. I watched Beetlejuice and Heathers growing up, but somehow didn't realize she had big tits until I was an adult.
How did I miss that? What was wrong with me?
>>71887829
She's looks like Felicia Day in this pic. It's kinda cute.
>>71886988
loool
no
A nigger?
>>71890113
he means the literal reddit redpill from r/redpill about how women are all evil leaches
>>71886917
Holy shite! I didn't know Ann Margaret had crazy big implants!
>>71890574
She had a boob job you retard
>>71888039
or i dont see why guys dont get married at 30, have 3 kids, then divorce and go back to doing whatever they want (while paying for their kids and seeing them pretty often)
sounds like a win win, kids, and your life back
>>71888039
t. married minivan driver that doesnt get blowjobs anymore
>>71892526
what nigger?
>>71892526
Are you a broken family kid?
No kid wants that shit, they rather have him dead.
>>71886851
Jack Nicholson is what happens when you take massive doses of acid for years on end
>>71888039
t. bull prepper
>>71886851
>lothario
>Jack ain't got shit on John
>Daddy issues like whoa
I'm 26, a virgin but I feel constantly surrounded by friends so I don't feel terribly alone.
>>71888039
raising a family these days will cost millions. feminist and mra-nerds only see the gender politics but do not understand the underlying economics of the times.
if people don't have the incentive start a family than there is no point in living a family life.
>>71893266
you're a big guy
>>71887486
The media fawn over this couple like no other, they are the epitome of champagne socialism
>>71893517
Guy on the right has my hairstyle.
>tfw you'll never go through Hollywood sluts with Brando and Jack
jdimsa
>>71888039
HAHAHAHAHA
I would literally rather stay a virgin.
>>71893781
>I would literally rather stay a virgin.
doubt you have a choice in that matter either way desu
>>71893849
Nah, I can always get a hooker. Still have hope tho. It's either random sex or nothing though, this relationship shit is retarded.
>>71888670
Some people turn it into a positive trait, like the guy who played Lex Luthor in Smallville
>>71886851
Is he okay? When will he make a comeback?
>>71887940
>meant to be
>he actually believes in destiny shit
You have autism. If you can't stay committed to a relationship long-term, don't start them. If you still feel the need to start them, well, you've either been with women that don't suit you and/or you're just a little bitch with conflicting interests.
>dried up slut get his commeuppance
Love when that happens.
>>71886950
so am I but I don't have courtside Lakers tickets to console myself with
>>71894309
>so am I but I don't have courtside Lakers tickets to console myself with
Based Ingram is winning one for La La Land
>>71894249
misery loves company
>>71886851
>I'm a shameless adulterer and hold no virtue in my carnal lust for women
>why will I never get a loving parter );
this is literally slut logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
>>71888937
There are people that hate The Departed? Christ I fucking hate people.
>>71894497
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
>>71888039
>there are people who need books to learn how to interact with other people/pick up chicks
>>71887663
>Implying not dying with your only son holding your hand and silently weeping is better
>>71887704
doesn't work
over time it inflates the woman's ego and she ends up thinking she's a lot better than she really is
it's a terrible idea
>>71894452
>>why will I never get a loving parter );
Except he's not saying that, you stupid cunt. He acknowledges his years as a playboy has come back to bite him in the ass. Sluts (feminists) on the other hand DO NOT acknowledge this.
>>71894754
Better to just marry right at your level
Remember when he cucked David Spade?
>tfw 26 and in a long-term relationship with non-wife material
>tfw only other prospect is a "punk" who's tired of the cock carousel
i'm going to die alone and lonely
is there something wrong with me
i dont want a relationship, kid, or things like that. id rather go and live alone, and id rather be alone 99%of the time
>>71887704
I think it's better to marry someone on your level so you keep each other in check. I wouldn't want a woman who's less attractive than me because I'd feel like I could do better and get bored of her even faster, and I wouldn't want a woman who's more attractive than me because it would effect the power dynamic. The trick is age. You want a woman at least 10 years younger so you'll age more complimentary to each other.
>>71894699
I tried, it improved a little how I approach women, but to tell the truth I learned way more in the field and/or from friends/other men
>>71894420
So slut.
>>71886851
So this movie is basically a documentary, only without the happy movie ending.
>>71894997
No, you are just a lucky bastard.
>>71894888
lmao sauce
>>71886851
Anjelica should play is some horror or gothic movie again.
>>71890030
Pretty much this. If he hadn't been discovered when he was younger and tried to get into acting now, he wouldn't be known as a heartthrob. I literally look better than he does.I'm also 27 and he probably looked way better than I do when he was 27
>>71886950
>>71892526
t. nignog
>>71886900
my fucking sides
>>71886851
Everyone dies alone.
>>71889676
The point is that everyone is really equal where it counts. And that is exactly what makes life bearable.
The game-changer is if they get arbitrary life-extension or biological immortality viable. Then it really will be necessary to continue to kill those human beings who seek it. And happily, the rich won't become beams of pure energy overnight - if history has taught us anything, it is this: anyone can be killed.
>>71888937
agreed
>>71887052
This is a tragedy of our generation.
>>71892526
why would anyone want that? that's almost the worst life imaginable
>>71886917
who is she
>>71895332
How many women have you fucked? I'm gunna guess under 5
>>71895777
nigger, like 90% of men dont get to fuck 5 women in their life
>>71895777
Only 11, but the majority of them were relationships that lasted a while. I'm hardly a player if that's what you're getting at.. What exactly are you getting at?
>>71895825
>fucked 11 women in relationships that lasted a while
are you 50 by any chance?
>>71895332
Post your face, faggot. I bet you don't.
>>71886851
Fuck him and his millions of dollars.
>>71895857
27, and by a while I mean at least 5 or 6 months or so. 11 might sound like a lot, but compared to the guys who go out and get laid by a different girl every weekend, I wouldn't call it a lot. I knew a guy who was like 20 at the time and I was 22, and he was already in his low 30s for girls. I don't have anywhere near that much game. I also haven't been laid in like 8 months. So meh.
>>71895883
Why would I do that? I don't care what you think
>>71887052
>jew not having any kids
sounds good to me
>>71887694
>JC
>Jeorge Clooney
>>71895818
lmao???????????????????????????
what????????????????????????????
nigga are you out of your mind? holy fuck leave the basement anon
>>71895993
>Jorge Clooney
I wonder how the suicide rates for each board differs. I bet top three are /r9k/, /fit/, /lgbt/.
>>71887451
Being a lone wolf gets sad after 20 anon
>>71896003
He's right you know
>>71886886
TREVOR MOTHERFUCKING PHILLIPS!
>>71896003
>>71896220
>>71895818
26. I've fucked 3 and am probably never gonna fuck anyone else again other than my current gf.
Your turn faggots, don't forget we're all anonymous so don't bs me.
>>71896349
I'm 32 and a comedian in NYC so i my perception might be warped but i don't know a single person who has fucked less than 15 people. i'm not even kidding. I fucked 30 in the past year I know a guy who did 100 granted these are basically one night stands so i've only fuck like 40 times this year but still
>>71888039
>If you want to be a real man and have a truly fulfilling life, you'll commit to a girl by 30.
>>71895307
>>71894888
>you will never be this alpha
http://www.people.com/article/david-spade-jack-nicholson-stealing-lara-flynn-boyle
>>71896442
I too live in NYC, but I guess I haven't been here as long as you and already had a gf by the time I came here.
Are you any good? I have yet to go to a comedy show.
>>71886851
>implying
>>71896442
>single male in his 30s in NYC
>doesn't understand how people don't get laid regularly
you realize the female-to-male ratio in NYC is insane, right?
>>71896442
>>71887451
He's a sociopath and only said this to garner pity.
>>71890726
kill yourself
>>71896471
>Nicholson asked Lara Flynn Boyle out in front of me, while we were all smoking a doob somewhere
How based can one man be?
>>71896562
she should've stayed skinny fat desu
>>71887539
>>71886946
>hairline and im only 25
Big deal. I was going bald with a combover at 15.
>>71889456
>Ethnicity - American
She's a casino Indian?
>>71886851
Meh, if he had a decade long affair with somebody that's basically being in a relationship. He claims he had sex with many girls. I don't see what's the sad part of that?. I've known regular people that can't last 10 years with somebody, let alone being with multiple girls over a period of years. I'm guessing what he's really trying to say is that he never found 'the one' , and the he never had the chance to grow old with someone until death took them apart. I bet he wouldn't trade all his money (and bastard kids) , for the life of a regular man who has been married 30+ years
>>71891686
The only retard is you.
