actors with boring, unfulfilling lives
Isn't he like 50? You have to get tired of that at some point.
leo looks so bored he's contemplating his life choices there
It must suck to fuck super models. I pity him.
>>71879765
>I could be complaining about ghostbusters online and eating hotpockets in my parent's basement
How can he stand being around people that much younger than him? My wife is 5 years younger than me and her friends are insufferable. I can only imagine what being in that situation is.
What is that thing he smokes?
>>71879921
they're there for him and to please his every sense.
if they're not there to serve his needs he would have kicked them out long ago.
>>71879674
It's better that he just fucks 40 models every night. Most people in his position would have turned to fucking children or aliens by now. You know, top dollar elite stuff.
>>71879674
Leonardo DiCaprio vapes, why don't you?
>>71879674
Imagine having a fucking orgy every weekend, get paid millions of dollars for two weeks work
Geez, no wonder DiCrapio turned into a braindead libfag, just look at his disconnected-from-reality company in that picture.
>>71879921
He probably just tells them to shut up.
>>71879674
i'd rather hang out with my friends at /tv/, not even meming here
holy fuck look how beautiful all the girls are, especially the first three from the left ;_; holy fuck ;_________; and he probably doesn't even care when he unloads in their mouths
>>71880950
This. What does he even talk to this vapid cunts about? Nothing of any actual interest, that's for sure. At least here on 4chan we have a grand ol time shitposting and bitching at each other.
you do know people don't really have sex right? it's just a meme haha
>>71881078
my wife had sex with a guy last weekend. i heard them in her bedroom. broke my heart.
>>71879674
Imagine the Alimony
>>71881012
>and he probably doesn't even care when he unloads in their mouths
and that is why he was in this situation and you weren't
fuck, whose the pale blonde in the middle?
why are there like 4 bbc's on that picture? they're probably just there to talk to white girls haha
honestly I would just pull a Clooney and fuck bimbos but never actually hang out with them . Leo's doing it wrong
>>71879832
But there's the thing. There's more to life than women unless you're a knuckle dragging halfwit chimp. Some men actually do something fulfilling or productive rather than the equivalent of what a woman does all their lives: nothing. You'd have to be as vapid, braindead and void as a woman the think that that's all there is to life.
inb4
>Bu-- but y-- you just meme on 4Chan and eat hot pockets!
>>71879674
>have all the money and women you'll ever want
>don't care anymore
>finally win Oscar
>absolutely nothing left
Calling heroin overdose in 2 years.
>>71881203
they are clearly south american or something, the fuck is wrong with your eyes
>>71881447
snore
i'd rather fuck super models
>vaping
D R O P P E D
>>71879674
I can't decide between blonde and blue bikini top.
>>71881447
he has done something fulfilling, became one of the most famous actors in the world, became filthy rich and won his oscar.
but he's probably realized there actually is nothing in life and he knows marriage is a joke so he just drinks and parties with supermodels all day until his next movie to fill the void.
>he can have everything
>but her
>>71881983
who
>>71881983
>wanting to fuck granny crows feet when you have literal goddesses
honestly life in general seems shitty . even at the top
>>71879674
>No children
>No wife to divorce you and try to steal half your fortune
>Can do literally whatever he wants literally whenever he wants
Sounds awful.
The media wants to paint his lifestyle as "boring" and "unfulfilling" so that we will all get married and have kids like good little sheeple. Leo is living the dream.
>>71881983
will he ever be that happy, /tv?
>>71881854
>tfw Leo doesn't have to decide
>tfw Leo probably bedded each woman in that picture multiple times
Feels bad man.
>>71880029
A vape machine.
>>71881975
Winning the Oscar is the worst thing that could have happened to him.
His run of films have been nothing more than Oscar bait after Oscar bait. Now he has one. Now what?
Nothing.
Just a reminder that Leo just dates fine examples of aryan women.
>>71882538
Like Rihanna?
Do you guys think that Leo made a pact with the devil to become so talented, popular, rich and handsome?
>>71882581
No. More like Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli and Toni Garrn.
>>71882073
Kate is still beautiful and super models get boring. Plus they genuinely seem to care for each other.
>>71882587
>handsome
no
>rich
compared to who? most people yes. hollywood? no.
>talented
kek
>popular
again compared to who? he's not Clooney, Depp or Pitt level .
>>71879832
lotta super models in that picture huh
lol
>>71882616
>Bar Refaeli
>Aryan
Chaim pls.
VAPING
A
P
I
N
G
what is going through his mind
is it filled with opium?
>>71882625
>dat denial
did he steal your gf or something?
>>71882625
You crazy if you don't think Leo is popular. My entire facebook feed was full of "gib lio oskar" this year.
>>71882626
They're super models to him.
>>71882587
Leo isn't really that rich compared to other hollywood actors and he isn't really that popular either.
It must be weird when you're 50 years old and you're constantly surrounded by early to mid twenties kids talking about shit you couldn't care less about like pokemon go.
>>71882645
Blonde and blue eyes. Isn't that what Hitler wanted?
>>71882713
Why would he care? He just pumps and dumps.
>>71881854
both 9/10 fuck you leo share the pussy with us plebes
>>71882713
Do you really think anyone in that picture is talking about Pokémon go?
>>71882794
Sure it's gotta be heaven to have an orgy with supermodels, but I'm talking about times like when he's sitting there on the beach. He must be bored out of his mind.
>>71882832
Probably.
>>71882118
this gave me feels anon
why is he living such an empty life
>>71882832
super rich ppl are pretty much always bored
Why is him and Blitzerian the only dudes living like this? Clooney never did this Pitt was always with someone and Depp was just a retard. Wahlberg had a kid in his 20s . every A Lister just throws it away
Mcconaughey is religious
>>71882827
You gotta go to water areas to catch water type pokemon so yeah probably.
>>71882118
she saved her b-hole for him
>>71882832
No, this guy has no depth at all. He's a terrible actor who just pretends.
>>71879674
>those chicks
LOW
>>71882887
I bet you Mcconaughey had his fair share of sweet libertarian pussy.
>>71882625
>not handsome
you gay or something?
>>71882887
they don't get caught on camera doing it. . .
>>71882624
He loves her, obviously, and tries to replace this feel with tons of pussies
>>71881749
Really? Every day?
I have a pretty high sex drive but hanging around those type of people every day would fucking kill me.
>>71883177
Being good looking or being smart and thus a good conversationalist is not mutually exclusive.
You'd be surprised how many intelligent girls are actually quite hot.
Whether or not Leo hangs our with those types is something else, but far from impossible.
>not falling for the marriage meme (especially as a celebrity)
>not paying alimony
>not stuck with some fat chick he impregnated in high school
I think he's doing fine, senpai. No need to settle down right away. I think Leo is making the right calls so far.
>>71883402
I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm playing off of the stereotype.
And let's face it if you are banging a few supermodels everyday, the stereotype is going to be the majority.
>>71879674
What if he's autistic? Somewhat happy on the inside but can't express it on the outside.
>>71882625
Did Leo cuck you or something?
di caprio is so fucking beta compared to based pierce
>>71881203
average american telling you what is "black"
Is it not time that Dicaprio and Winslett admit they are meant for each other?
>>71879832
Kind of, the hot ones have a tendency to just lay there and give bad head
>>71883744
This. This man knows.
>>71882625
>>71883744
I'm sure Leo is a bit of an exception to the rule. You'd have to be insanely hot and self-centered to not try to want to do your absolute best to get him off. Of course, I'm sure some of the hot chicks he bangs don't even have any idea how to really please a guy in bed because they've never had to do it in their lives. We're talking shallow, dry blowjobs that mainly consist of licking the tip of the dick, limp handjob action, excessive grinding, non-arched back for doggystyle, you name it.
>>71879674
>that vape pen
faggot
>>71883051
>he's handsome! just look at this photo from 15-20 years ago
>>71879832
If fucking a model is as easy for you to do as, say, getting porn on the Internet, you'd get tired of it too.
>>71883051
>implying he looks anything like this now
>>71881447
So? It's not like he would missing the time or money to d whatever he wants.
He can go on a hicking tour around the world, build something himself or just read a book.
Self pity is just les then sad after a certain point
>>71884697
>he smokes
can i be in your will at least
>>71879674
I do wonder what kind of activities they do there aside from sex and the common topics of conversation.
>>71882625
>>71879754
>>71882021
wow wtf all these underages
>>71882625
>>popular
>again compared to who? he's not Clooney, Depp or Pitt level
Cooney was nowhere when Leo was already known worldwide
Depp is shit. has some edgy-way ok movies, but overall not so great.
Pitt was better.. but he got old and had no good moves since decades
>>71881078
HUGE if true desu
I wonder what they talk about
>>71879674
If I was rich and good looking id spend my days doing meth and fucking big booty strippers/hookers. Fuck being around models and fake friends all day
>>71882878
>notch just shitposting on twitter all day
why is being super rich so boring for these people?
>>71882735
She's jewish you retard
>>71882073
I can tell you have never loved and lost
>>71886135
what are they meant to be doing? riding around on rollercoasters all day?
>>71882118
reminds me of adam sandler and drew barrymore
>cast the same girl to be your love interest in every romantic comedy you make
>she will never have you
>>71883609
>sex symbol james bond actor
>can't get his arms around wife his wife
you can't make this shit up
>>71879832
Once you bust your nut, then what?
>this thread
>>71879754
You're that person who thinks 80-year-old men are actually interested in 80-year-old women and vice versa.
No matter how old a man or woman gets, they never stop being attracted to and wanting to fuck people in their sexual and physical prime.
>>71879862
smooth
I think it has less to do with "why did I choose to become a successful actor" and more to do with "why the fuck am I surrounded by these sycophantic assholes right now? are these really the assholes I want to associate with?"
You guys seem to think Leo is an interesting person in his own right. he;s been in Hollywood since he was a teen. he has no personality and is just as dull as those models
>>71879674
theyre quite low tier women as well.
yeah 2/10 would not bang right? of course not I'd bang them all but theyre still kind of greasy looking
>>71879674
All of them. It's why they're actors.
>>71882581
even if I was a white supremacist i'd probably fuck rihanna
bitch is just sexy af
>>71883609
The weight is from the amount of semen her body absorbs.
>>71886571
I don't think Sandler wants to fuck her at all, he probably just casts her in everything because he's lazy
>>71879674
>vaping
>jowel-beard
>skinnyfat
>friends with Lucas Haas and Kevin Connely
poor guy
>>71884740
>>71885103
point is he has been handsome, rich, popular and lived life on ez mode
>>71888725
Isn't Tobey is his best friend?
