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>>71866523
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How long do we have left?
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Reminder that Catelyn was the most badly adapted character in seasons one and two.
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1st for best house
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Based Preston!
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>>71873427
she was just as annoying on the show as in the books. they've done way worse adaptations
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>>71873444
What are the regions of Westeros divided into?
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>>71873427
No she was perfect you jerk!
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>MFW when /tv/ is nothing but black penises and borderline CP, but all anyone seems to want to complain about is /got/.
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>>71873100 #

Reminder that helping Sansa out of Winterfell and helping Yara to sail a boat is literally meant to be the full of Theon's 'redemption' and he's now 'redeemed' because his 'problem' was that he unapologetically enjoyed casual sex with women, and not because he's a child killer and a turncloak.
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>>71873489
They made her significantly less cunty than she was in the books.
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>>71873481
She was a somewhat savvy political schemer/advisor who waa filled with a mix of ambition and fierce protectiveness towards her family in the books.

She's just a bland, worrisome and nagging mother who has far poorer justifications for all of her massive fuckups in the show, and the focus on her in the Wot5k was shifted entirely to Robb as well.

Say what you will about early show-Stannis/Renly/Ned/etc, at least they were still the stars of their own storylines.
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>>71873376
>durr I need to make this payment and that one
>this is your entire life
normalfags are pitiful creatures tbqh
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what if the hound joined the night's watch
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>>71873100
Well yeah, obviously that other stuff was pretty bad too, but modern audiences can't relate to that because it doesn't happen anymore. But everyone knows someone who is shitty toward women. It's much more relatable and they were right to emphasize it as opposed to killing the miller's boys or sacking Winterfell.
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>le promise me ned faec
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>>71873569
That's just because D&D have no idea how to write female characters that don't use sex or violence regularly to gain power.

It's why they've butchered Sansa's storyline so badly too. They can't handle writing traditionally feminine women that are still politically savvy or cunning.
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>>71873572
It's a fucking imaginary land, you only give a shit because nothing more important is going on in your life.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W1qZpoyYcgk
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>>71873562
whoops. meant to reply to this >>71873649
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>>71873624
>"the fuck are those things?"
>"they're wights. we fight them with fire"
wew
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Who currently rules these lands? Warlords? Brotherhood without banners?
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>>71873624
>we have ham for supper
>mandatory chicken joke
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>>71873669
>critical thinking means you have no life
well meme'd friend
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>>71873392
who created this image and why were they so misinformed
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>>71873709
The grand westerosi republic...in my fanfic
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How will Jon die? At the hands of Stronk Wombans?
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>>71873680
>tfw Ironborn are Asians
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>>71873742
>she'll never be asha
>she'll never be your qt asian sister into incest
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>>71873730
Nah anon
> worrying about a lack of imaginary firefighters fighting imaginary fires means you have no life


Stop strawmanning anon
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>>71873741
jon won't die
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>>71873680
Which regions of Westeros has people with dark brown hair and blue eyes? That's me.
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>>71873741
dany will kill him
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when will theon show his mutilated boipucci
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>>71873742
Mongol vikings colonizing the iron islands by crossing the ocean would have actually been really cool

Didn't even know I wanted this until now
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>>71873427
her, jaime, stannis and brienne yes.
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>>71873777
>some friend tells you a story about some imaginary firefighter who stopped an imaginary huge forest fire with his piss

>if you tell him that makes no sense, it means you have no life
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Can someone please explain how he has not been recast? They had the perfect opportunity to do so quietly between seasons four and six, but somehow this weird looking birdman is still fucking employed.
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>>71873569
That fucking awful oh no poor snuh speech nearly made me smash the screen in it came off like fanfic it was so bad.
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>>71873392
Rewatching season 1.

Renly says that he's fourth in line and they only mention Joffrey, Tommen and Stannis ahead of him.

Does that mean that Shireen and Myrcella can only inherit if there are no males left and Stannis saying he'd name Renly his heir is bullshit anyway since Renly already would be heir as the next male?
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>>71873792
The North
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>>71873792
you serious?
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>>71873792
You're a dirty fucking Andal. So everywhere.
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Did anyone notice the sun from the opening credits in the maesters citadel? I hope the map from the opening credits is in there too.
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>>71873444
>>71873474
now show the percentages for leave
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>>71873923
> i wonder what it tastes like?
Well, do you or don't you? No one here is an authority on your mental inquisitions but you, anon.
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>>71873914
>Stannis saying he'd name Renly his heir is bullshit anyway since Renly already would be heir as the next male?

Renly raised an army to steal the throne from Stannis...
"I'll even name you my heir" is the polite way of saying "I won't have you burned at the stakes for a traitor".

Yes under normal circumstances Renly would've been his heir, but his rebellion changes everything.
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>>71873474
gas the rhoynar race war now
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>>71873914
Westerosi succession laws place ALL eligble men in front of the females. It was a consequence of The Dance of the Dragons. The lords wanted to prevent another Rhaenyra situation.

The only reason Daenerys is the Head of House Targaryen is because there is literally no one else, officially.
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>>71873863
You're doing it again anon, that's not what's happening here:
> some friend tells you a story about the office bitch becoming the president of your office after an fire kills everyone more qualified
> you are both baffled and angered by your friends lack of attention to the firefighter's side of the story
> you're also confused as to why no one else is equally outraged

This. This is what's happening.
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>>71873984
Children come before uncles on the Iron throne
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Why are the Faceless men suddenly so inept? Aren't they supposed to be super professionals?
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>>71873777
>big ass explosion made with unstoppable magic explosive just miraculously countains itself instead of burning down the entire city
>what is the great fire of London
you're the one strawmanning, trying to imply that I have no life because I spend all my time thinking too much of these things. believe it or not, on the triple digit side of the bell curve thinking is not a strenuous effort that takes up all of one's time and energy. I know this might be confusing for normalfags.
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>>71873874
Please stop being butthurt over that instagram picture. I'm sure it was nothing personal, senpai.
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>>71873914
Renly would be named his heir only if he bent the knee. If (at the time ahuge fucking if) Stannis won, Renly would be attained and disinherited in a dungeon somewhere, or just dead.

Stannis was essentially naming his attempted usurper of a brother as his heir, as Selyse and Stannis were unlikely to have any more children, much less a healthy boy.
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what if hodor returns as a wight
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>>71873998
So all those fucking stannisfags who kept saying that's only the Targaryen succession and that Baratheon succession has daughters ahead of uncles were liars?
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>>71874021
professional assassin fight dot peeengee
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>>71874020
The first son of the eldest comes before the brother of the eldest. I don't know if that applies to first-born women. I doubt it.
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>>71874021
>why are characters acting out of character for plot convenience?
I don't know, ask D&D
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>>71873998
>jon
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>>71874024
I'm not implying it I'm literally saying you have no life because you're worrying about how much attention imaginary firefighting efforts get. That's not at all strawmanning.
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>>71874057
?

What Stannisfag ever said that? Male primogeniture was the norm everywhere but Dorne
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>>71873569
>She was a somewhat savvy political schemer/advisor

good one. wait you were serious?

>Kidnap the son of Tywin fucking Lannister on a whim because some old childhood friend tells you vague information
>Bring him to your batshit insane sister and be surprised when she's acting batshit insanely and Tyrion might die in your captivity
>claims a million times that you can't trust the lannister
>release Jaime on the word of a lannister

Even if it went perfectly, it's still trading Jaime for a worthless daughter.

Catelyn was never a politician, never savvy and sure as fuck never a 'schemer'.

She was just a mother doing anything for her children, like every other mother in the story really.
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>>71874021
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>>71874057
I have never heard it implied that Robert changed the succession laws. They were put in place to prevent future civil wars after all.
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>>71874057
Are you fucking stupid?
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>>71874074
Myrcella would come after Tommen and but before Stannis if she was legit.
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>>71874095
Couple of months ago.

They said Shireen is ahead of Renly cause Baratheons do inheritance differently.
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>>71874045
Then hodor returns as a wight
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>>71873998
>Westerosi succession laws place ALL eligble men in front of the females

So legally speaking some relatives of House Baratheon would be king right now?
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>>71874088
>bastard
>officially
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>>71873914
Stannis was planning to name Shireen or a possible future son his heir over Renly before that offer.

It would be against Westerosi norms, but if he was king he could do it.

Though yeah, the fact Renly was already in line after him in the eyes of most people is part of the reason he thought so little of the offer.
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>>71874027
> it was nothing personal, senpai.
Proof?
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>>71874108
>>71874124
Then explain this retard if you think I'm bullshitting about people somehow thinking Baratheon's doing succession differently >>71874131
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>>71874045
hodor warged into the door
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>>71874093
>you're worrying about how much attention imaginary firefighting efforts get
no, I'm pointing out one of the several examples of lazy writing on this show.
>y-you have n-no life
nah, you're just dumb as fuck
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>>71874083
>Hey, person I hate the most in the world and tried to kill once, could you use that magic I think is an abomination to resurrect that person I barely know?
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>>71874139
Yeah. Strictly speaking, as of right now Gendry is the heir to the throne. In the books it would be Edric Storm if Stannis and Shireen dies (trueborn females come before bastards).
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>>71874159
>Stannis was planning to name Shireen or a possible future son his heir over Renly before that offer.

Why would Renly just take Stannis' offer? Being an heir to your brother is probably the best thing ever.
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>>71874132
They might have meant something else, because Renly was at the time rebelling against the crown claimed by Stannis. By default he would be disinherited, so Stannis was offering his position back to him.
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Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is slowly blessing this thread.

even though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped
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>>71874166
That guy is a retard. You literally do not give a woman any title until literally all male heirs are gone.
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>>71874166
Go read up on it idiot
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>>71874188
>as of right now Gendry is the heir to the throne.

Where the FUCK is Gendry? Is he getting the Golden Company?
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>>71873742
why she so pretty...
I want to be her salt husband
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>>71874099
she didn't know her sister was batshit until she got to the Eyrie. Cat was a retard though I'll agree with that
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>>71874174
That's not an example of that. It's simply not the focus of that scene or story, the focus is entirely elsewhere. There's plenty of examples in every season anon, you're just nitpicking no firefighters because you have no life.
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Was this the biggest disappointment since Dorne?
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>>71874212
The Targs changed inheritance laws to ensure another Dance of Dragons never happened, and as far as we know nobody ever changed it back to normal. Renly was in line after Stannis because Shireen was a daughter.
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>>71874212
Tell your shit to Vaella, daughter of Maekar's firstborn son, who was fucking skipped
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>>71874132
Shireen being the child of the king would come before Renly, yes.
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>>71874235
The golden what? They're not in the show anymore silly anon
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>>71874282
It was a bigger disappointment than Plinket's son and the Obama presidency combined.
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>>71874235
Rowing in circles around Dragonstone. Or he's a humble blacksmith in some village somewhere.
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>>71874250
>she didn't know her sister was batshit until she got to the Eyrie
Yes she did. Maybe not at THAT batshit, but she knew she was 'special'.

When she receives the letter she says something like 'she was always a bit fucked up - don't remember the words she used - and I fear the years didn't make her any better'.
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>>71874282
Maybe if you are a giant faggot
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>>71874282
>17
>fiancee

Jesus, he's going to lose all his easy TV money.
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>>71874290
As Shireen was a daughter Renly would inherit before her, unless Stannis specifically named her his heir.
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>>71874325
Who holds dragonstone now btw?
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>>71874188
>bastard
>heir to anything
No. Unless someone with a big army presses his "claim" he is heir to nothing.
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>>71874188
An unlegitimized bastard isn't in succession, not unless he has a massive army and is taking that shit.

>>71874290
Then how would Myrcella, "daughter" of King Robert, be behind Renly since Renly's fourth in line?

Checkm8 stannisfag
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>>71874282
>some branfags might've killed themselves over it or at least lose some happiness

Best thing to ever happen since S4 or so.
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>>71874339
Don't think Bongland laws are quite as bad as Ameican laws when it comes to divorce BTFO'ing.
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>>71874355
lel like the show gives a single fuck
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>>71874355
>Who holds dragonstone now btw?

One of Stannis' generals. Blackfish situation
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>>71874282
>fiancée at 17
What an idiot, proposed to the first girl that blew his weiner.
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>>71874340
No, there's no elective system in Westeros. The children of the king, male or female, inherit before his brothers, who were not the monarch.

>Then how would Myrcella, "daughter" of King Robert, be behind Renly
Who said she is?
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>>71874339
Don't worry, he listens to Kanye.
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>>71874364
Too bad the AIDS didn't kill the Branfaggots first
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>>71874373
>lel like the show gives a single fuck

This is why the show sucks. They pretend certain areas just don't exist anymore and we are just supposed to accept it.
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>>71873984
>>71874211
Only Targaryens did the "All possible male heirs inherit before any female inherits" thing after the Dance of Dragons
Shireen was Stannis's rightful heir at that point, not Renly.
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>>71874404
Gays stopped getting aids in the 90s. Only blacks get can get aids now.
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>>71874388
>Who said she is?

Renly season 1, and the precedence of skipping Rhaenys (daughter of Aemon) and skipping Vaella (daughter of Daeron) in favor of their uncles.
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>>71874099
>Take Tyrion prisoner because you're both convinced you have a smoking gun to prove he tried to have your son killed and also because he just saw you at an inn on the king's road and now even if you don't take him your husband may be endangered
>Bring him to your previously perfectly sane sister who warned you in the first place that shit was up in KL and who has quite literally the most safe stronghold in the continent for you to take shelter in
>Get driven desperate out of fear for your daughter's lives and desire to just end the war that's bleeding your homeland and new home dry
>Strike a deal with an incredibly valuable prisoner out of desperation and release him on a gamble for what you think is your last chance to save two of your children

She consistently gave Robb good counsel throughout the Wot5K on topics ranging from how to deal with his allies to how to earn and maintain his men's respect, it was her who pushed Ned to accept the role of Hand of the king and to bethrote Sansa to Joffrey out of ambition, and it was her who was sent to broker the deals with the Freys and Renly due to her negotiation skills.

She was never even in the top ten most savvy or ambitious characters, but she was still a relatively cunning and politically well-versed character in the books.

The same is not true of the show.
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why are there no black people in Westeros?
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>>71874388
I'm not talking about elective inheritance, I'm talking about how the Targaryens dealt with succession after the Dance of Dragons. An uncle inherits before a daughter, regardless of how unfair or how arbitrary it is.
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>>71874361
>>71874362
I worded that badly. What I meant is that by right they are the heirs, but in reality it's a different tale, being bastards/unrecognized and all.
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Nice, a filler episode of The Normies just came out, i'm going to watch it right away !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjyJyzlpxxY
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>>71874439
>>71874449
Well then I'm just mistaken then, what kind of retarded system is this?
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>>71874202
Because Renly was an over-ambitious and self-centered shithead who wanted the throne on his terms and nobody else's.
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>>71874466
Reminder to report this as spam.
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>>71874388
Males inherit first, so after tommon and joffery, it would default back to Robert's brothers. If there is no direct line male heir, then you go to females. That is how it works, except I believe, in Dorne.
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>>71873991
But maesters are andals.
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>>71874457
But they wouldn't be the heir by rights, rights are based on law, hence Stannis calling himself the rightful King of Westeros by all the laws of gods and men, and by law they're bastards and unlegitimized, so they're not heirs.
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>>71874438
>Gays stopped getting aids in the 90s

Try again faggot
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>>71874457
Not really, bastards have no rights to inheritance. Their only inheritance chance is diplomacy of the bigger army.
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>>71874467
A fucking awful one that only happened because westeros hates women and Criston "The Cuckold Kingmaker" Cole got enough support to usurp Rhaenyra, Viserys' specified heir.
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>>71874467
It's not retarded, males > females
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Religious groups of Westeros in 290AL
>Faith of the Seven
>Old Gods
>Drowned God

Religious groups of Westeros in 310AL
>Faith of the Seven
>Old Gods
>Drowned God
>Lord of Light
>Great Stallion
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>>71874467
One made by a largely sexist society in response to a massive civil war started by a dude who wanted the throne over the rightful female heir.
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>>71874444
Black people live in the Summer Isles and Sothoroys
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>>71874544
Lord of Light was confirmed already there, Thoros participated in the Greyjoy Rebellion
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>>71873392
Stannis has 4 children?
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>>71874268
>implying I was the one talking about firefighters
top kek
>you're just nitpicking no firefighters because you have no life
and you're here nitpicking my nitpicking, so where does that leave you?
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>>71873861
What's wrong with Lady Knight?
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>>71874579
3 fetuses kept in jars
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>>71874564
The throne would have ended up passing to a Velaryon if she had taken the throne which would inevitably lead to a civil war anyway
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>>71874572
So basically the carribean and Africa?
GRRM is a racist.
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>>71874544
Dany is bringing 100,000 Dothraki with her

What is the population of Westeros?
How quickly to Dothraki breed? Will there be lots of Andal-Dothraki mixedrace babies born?
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>>71874444
because slavery is illegal there
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>>71874508
>>71874515
There is no other heir to the Baratheon name and now with Cersei on the throne it's even official. Any known bastard would get legitimized by now to avoid the house dying out. There is a precedent for this. The problem with Gendry is that he has to prove it, and with Cersei and the Dragon bitch on the move, he's fucked.
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>>71874572
>and Sothoroys
No they don't
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>>71874544
Seriously, Dany's fucking's up, her dragons aren't gonna be able to keep her army together.

Randyll, the best general in westeros now and probably head of the Reach's army, isn't gonna like the Dothraki or Ironbon.

Dothraki aren't gonna like the cold killing their horses, not being able to sack a city, enslave its people and bring idols back to Vaes Dothrak. And any sign of Dany falling in with Red Priests and burning people to do magic, they'll hate her for too.

Tyrion isn't gonna like Ellara and Olenna for killing his niece and nephew, and in the latter case letting him be tried for it and implicating him by deliberately using his wife Sansa.
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>>71874339
>>71874364
>>71874386
>>71874372
>>71874392


you retards are really that gullible, huh?
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>>71874588
She was an 18-year old woman who struggled with her inferiority complex due to her ugliness and mannish build in the books. A major point of her POV chapters was to show her revulsion at killing and how she could never abandon her knightly vows even at the cost of her life.

Brienne in the show "isn't like the other girls" who are stupid and weak, because she can murder people just as good as men can.
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>>71874611
why aren't there any white people in the summers isles?
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>>71874282
FAKE! That's not what the caption said, faggot.
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>>71874582
> Ur nitpicking
It's your only point in your posts and that's it. Stop using words you don't understand you no lifeing loser
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>>71874610
>IMPLYING THAT'S A BAD THING

THE OLD THE TRUE THE BRAVE
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>>71874647
Because they're a sex crazed utopia
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>>71874641
actually this anon >>71874650 has the real pic
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Who /qyburn/?
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>>71874635
You'd have a problem with lots of different people coming saying they're Robert's bastards and older than Gendry. And some would be telling the truth

Robert had more and older bastards than just at King's Landing.

And what precedent in ASOIAF?
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>>71874635
As I said, bigger army diplomacy, and since Gendry doesn't even have an army. His chances of being legitimized is somewhere between zero and none.
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>>71873392
>Baratheons
>Joffrey and Tommen
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>>71874174
>examples of lazy writing on the show

Wtf? Do you want scenes showing medieval firefighters explaining the minimum safe distance of the blast, writing up an official report of the damages to the city, a forensic team studying the nature of the explosion on a map of the city? What do you think this show is, fucking mythbusters?
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>>71874650
...Now I don't know what to believe.
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>>71874612
IIRC Westeros pop. is estimated to be around 40,000,000 pre-Wot5K.

I'd not be surprised if at least one or two million have been shaved off that by now in the Riverlands and North.

TBQH I fully expect that in the books either a huge portion of Danny's forces are going to starve or they'll raid and pillage the Reach/Dorne during the march and make an enemy of them - unless she just bleeds Mereen dry of resources and then absorbs Aegon's forces and supplies while getting support from the Martells or the Tyrells.
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>>71874699
>tfw Qyburn would never be your grandfather
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>>71873737
>so misinformed

What's wrong with it faggot?
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>>71874765
Why live?
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>>71874641
I choose to believe that >>71874650 this is the real picture. None of you can force me to go to his faggot fucking instagram, so for all I know they're all fake.
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Just finished s6. So Jon Snow was not Ed's lad? He is a targarian dragon lad like Denaeris? So he can touch fire and stuff too?
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>>71874721
We know wildfire is incredibly dangerous from season 2, so much so that the stuff under the city was thought capable of carpeting the whole city in unquenchable flame.

In season 6, it's like a controlled gas leak.
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>>71874641
...I dunno. Bradamante's cunt IS pretty gay...
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>>71874795
I can only aspire to one day be Qyburn.
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>>71874815
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>>71874819

In season 6 it's like a controlled demolition you nut. Do you really need a scene explaining that king's landing wasn't entirely destroyed when we already know that it isn't because it isn't?
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>>71874815
>Targs are immune to fire except all of them but Dany
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>>71874751
>>71874639
I don't see Martin or the show making Danny a villain, sadly.

She'll probably stock up before leaving and then get support from the Martells, and have a huge portion of her khalasar die off in the fighting because they're a bunch of unarmored savages attacking fortified castles and trained armies.

By the time she reaches KL the majority of her forces will probably be those of the Tyrells/Martells, her Unsullied, and maybe (f)Aegon's with only less than half the Dothrakai still around.
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>>71874815
Season 1 Jon Snew felt pain when he touched a lamp that he threw at a wight
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>>71874847
>goes from lowborn nobody to Hand of the Queen in a couple seasons

Based as fuck.
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>>71874855

Fuck books when I have TV show. What a fucking fag. Also can you answer the question?
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>>71874751
>40 million
>Max army size of the whole continent
>200,000
Fuck it.
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>>71873474
>Iron Islands
>Andals
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>>71873709
Lady Seaworth
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>>71874877

Ah I remember. So Jon isnt immune to fire.
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>>71874861
>In season 6 it's like a controlled demolition you nut.
Damn a controlled wildfire demolition set up underneath the Great Sept after the Sparrows made it their base, detonated by a couple of candles. Now those are some seriously skilled stealth and demolitions children.
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>>71874895
I dont think I can type down to your level of understand showpleb.
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Qyburn will betray Cersi right? It was the Lannisters that put him to death
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>>71873680
>Stony Dornishmen
>Black
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>>71874937
heat =/= fire
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>>71874564
>>71874535
No, the retardation of the system is not the male preference part, it's the fact that brothers come before female children of the current monarch, that's not a stricly speaking hereditary system, because if it was, female chilren would come before brothers of the father.
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>>71874900
Standing armies are expensive as fuck to maintain during times of peace and that number isn't even unrealistic by real world standards.

Plus, that was only the number of men called at the start of the war of the five kings - there was a constant stream of more conscripts getting pulled in by all sides during its entire length, so the total number of soldiers involved could easily be as much as 50% higher
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>>71874972
except dany is immune to heat too lol
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>>71874966
No. He needs Cersei, he can't claim the throne or anything. Doesn't seem like he wants to anyways. He's just interested in his science.
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>>71874657
>still responding
>u no lyf loser
top kek, nothing going on in your life, fampai?
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>>71874865
Martells are siding with Aegon though.

The Reach will probably be fucked- being conquered by Euron while having to decide between choosing the Crown, Dany, Aegon, or in the case of the Florents, Stannis
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>>71874641
Oh sure. Next I suppose you'll try telling us this is fake too.
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>>71874964

Yeah, why not? Isn't this supposed to be a villainous masterstroke by Cersei?
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>>71874861
Yes we do because otherwise it isn't a great example of bad writing and he really is a no-life Loser worrying about trivial show shit on the internet.

And clearly he is not.
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>>71874721
what the fuck are you even on about?
>half the city should be on fire
>it isn't
>WHAT YOU WANT AN EXPLANATION THIS AIN'T MYTHBUSTERS YOU AUTIST
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>>71873474
So Westeros has counties?
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>>71875062
That's not what the show is about anon

It would actually be really jarring to just throw that in out of the blue
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>>71875040
>gurm shitposting on /got/ instead of writing ASOIAF
sounds more plausible than it should be
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>>71875048
Yeah, definitely a masterstroke.
Those kids responsible should make some sort of assassin death cult to rake in more of those mad candied plums. They should call it "The Faceless Children" or something, I hear the rival branch across the narrow sea just lost fifty percent of its workforce in a workplace dispute.
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>>71875100
Of course. Feudalism relies on it.
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>>71874965

Fuck off to /lit/
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>>71875100
It always did

> 7 kingdoms
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>>71875037
I'm betting the Martells will swap allegiance, either because Aegon gets revealed to be a fake or because Danny looks like the better candidate by the time she shows up.

The Tyrells have pretty consistently been shown as opportunists since Robert's Rebellion, and if the show is any indication then TWOW is gonna involve them getting REALLY fucking pissed at the Lannisters - so I see them siding with her as the most likely outcome.

The only real wildcards are the Stormlands and the Vale.
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>>71874865
I'm thinking her army starts infighting and splitting off and she can't do much about it.

She has 100,000 dothraki, if 40,000 wanna split off cause fuck her methods and trying to change their culture completely, she can't afford to fight and kill them all to get them in line.

And I'm honestly thinking some red priest will get close to her next season and she'll start burning shit thinking she has to as the Messiah according to Kinvara and that that'll be her downfall, she's had Tyrion, Jorah or Barristan to calm down her madness or will to burn shit to the ground, but she'd now have an influencer telling her that burning shit is a good thing and is exactly what she should do, and Tyrion may not stick around for long knowing Olenna and Ellaria killed members of his family including an innocent like Myrcella.
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>>71875062

Half the city is not on fire because they didn't do the type of explosion that would set fire to half the city.

The city isn't burning, so they must have done what it took to avoid burning down the whole city.

It is possible to create an explosion with wildfire that is controlled. We know this because they did.

>b-b-but because Tyrion blew up a fleet with it then every explosion MUST be as big!
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>>71875190
justice rains from above
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>>71875138

They would call it 'The Little Birds', who were hand picked and masterfully trained for competence and obedience by Varys you clueless cuck.
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Daemon Blackfyre would have been a better King than that Martell loving weakling shit Daeron
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>>71875216
Deez nuts rain against your chin
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>>71875005
meant to respond to >>71874979
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>>71875000
>50% higher
That's still not enough, friend.
In feudal times armies were based off of a levy system. Anyone who wanted a little pay, some food and some sweet clothes could come step up to the plate. Then you have Knights which were usually the sons of lesser nobles or other Knights who owned horses. we imagine that all that amounts to about two percent of the population. Two percent of each kingdom would have been levied in the war. Now what's two percent of the say, 15 million casterly Rock should have in that scenario?
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>>71875236
now this is comedy
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>>71875177
I fully agree.

Danny's forces are going to collapse, she's going to hit a brick wall trying to earn any local support from the great houses, and she's going to go full "Fire & Blood" to get her way until the WW show up and the Wall goes down.
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>>71875236
Daemon should've been smart and just marry his sons and daughters off to Daeron's grandkids and later great-grandkids
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>>71874644
>Brienne in the show "isn't like the other girls" who are stupid and weak,
She would never think something like that
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>>71873792
What region of Westeros has dirty blonde hair and green eyes? That's me.
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>>71875288
Danny is going to fail in some fashion?


Are we watching the same show?
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>>71873474
Why do they call Jorah Jorah the Andal if Bear Island is green?
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>>71875288
I think you're going to be severely disappointed with the direction of the show. None of that will happen.
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>>71874900
>200,000

Wouldn't that pretty much just be the forces involved in the Wot5K?

The Vale and Dorne are both unaccounted for, and iirc the former is the most populous kingdom after the North.

Plus Martin kinda just fucking sucks at handling scale in general.
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>>71875361
because to the essosi all westerossi are andals
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>>71875010
On my phone at work hence the link to mobile yt m8
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>>71875341
>>71875368
Like I said, it's only until the WW show up.

I fully expect that after that she'll be entirely forgiven for her grossly incompetent conquest, "liberate" King's Landing from Cersei, re-ally with the North and Martells, and lead the war to save mankind.

I just think she'll stumble at first.
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>>71875323
>"You sound like a bloody woman"

Which was interestingly changed from the book

>He wanted to laugh. "Stop telling me what to do, wench. I'll die if it pleases me."
>"Are you so craven?"

Craven = being a woman in D&D's eyes
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>>71875383
No. I was adding everyone else's purported strength on top of the Reach's. At times of peace. With full strength. Although I forget about Dorne so they might have, based on the other kingdoms fighting strength, another 50k.
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A MILLION MILES AN HOUR HEADING OUT TO WHERE THE JON BROS GO
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How much do you want to bet that this guy's story is done and he'll just be standing around for Yara scenes for the rest of the show?
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More casting calls released

>"Admiral", looking for a young man in his 20s to 30s, plays a small role and appears in three episodes.
>"Sick Lord", looking for an older actor over 60, speaks in a prestigious voice but has a hacking cough, set to appear in four episodes
>Both roles will involve filming in Spain
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>>71875602
>implying he's not azor ahai
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>>71875602
He will be her hand. And he will probably kill Euron.
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>>71875602
5000 dollarydoos
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>>71875612
Gyles Rosby huh?
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>>71875602
Only until Danny inevitably has some kind of grand meeting with the North and her other allies.

He'll get to sob in front of Sansa and talk to Jon for an episode or two then, before disappearing again.
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post yfw Tyrion finally consummates his marriage to Sansa, Jon marries Dany to complete the alliance and normies cheer
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>>71875147
kill yourself pleb
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>>71875641
She does need a new small council.
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>>71875612
Source or fuck off
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Jaime King!
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>>71875453
Maybe that's only to insult males as it super offensive for them being compared to a woman?
Oh, my sweet sweet Brienne, how could you be so misogynistic?
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>>71875493
>JON BROS

BAHAHAHAHHA
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Will season 7 see this love story reignited?

The growing bond between them was one of my favourite parts of GoT.
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>>71875675
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what was the point of this scene ?
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>>71875739
Arya and The Hound was my favorite story too.
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>>71875783
Point? My good man, I believe you're looking for a different general.
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>>71875726
It's so bizarre because Brienne is the one woman who's so ashamed and terrified of her failings in being a 'good daughter' that there's no way she would ever call cowardice "acting like a woman."
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>>71875783
That the fire cult is bigger than we've seen.
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what was the point of this scene ?
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>>71875832
To demonstrate why they call him Brynden "Grand-niece in trouble? Suicide on the double!" Tully
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>>71875832
That Brienne needs to pick a side because she's been flip flopping around so much no one can truly trust her allegiance. Black Fish pretty much tells her this and that she needs to choose whether her duty to The Starks is true or is her friendship with Jamie worth her fucking up down the line.
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Why is everyone saying Sansa saved Jon's ass? I mean, sure she kinda did, but she's literally the only reason for Jon almost getting btfo anyway, so she also almost fucked him over. If all that was sent to the north was the Knights of the Vale its literally just a stroke of luck that they won at all.
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>>71875803

In the show Brienne is super stable and dedicated and doesn't have the first ounce of doubt or confusion in her life, like she decided to become a superhero or something and it just worked out for her and the only problems she has to deal with are the goons she fights.
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Based Bronze Yohn owns the only set of armor in all of Westeros since everyone lost their armor during the Wo5K. Seriously, where is it? Why can't Varys find it? Will Dany's army find the big armor stash?
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>>71875926
It's a good thing she's also the best swordsman in history and can slaughter even multiple opponents with ease. Is there anything she can't do?
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>>71876015

Royce best house
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>>71873392
Why do all the Lannister kids use so much Lannister iconography? Wouldn't they want to highlight their Baratheon ancestry, especially when they were trying to hide the whole incest thing.
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