in the middle of all this terrible Ghostbusters numale drama can we have a thread dedicated to essential mankino?
>>71866580
Fuck, that movie is perfect.
>>71866680
Kek. Why do you have my face?
Reboot was less cheesy, deal with it.
Cross of Iron and The Wild Bunch
Peckinpah was king of mankino.
>>71866753
yfw Clint Eastwood dies people will just go "good he was racist"
>>71866580
He just wanted to go home.
>>71866868
Hysteria is actually a very feminine thing, no wonder why you re triggered over male kino.
>>71866580
rambo: first blood
and rambo 4 and pure kino
>>71866930
this movie is surprisingly very good, one of the best mainstream Hollywood movies in a while.
>>71866580
Here's a webm
>>71866580
only real men will get this movie
>>71866947
>>71866710
The reboot was the cheesiest thing I've ever seen. It's literally
>Conan in the desert fighting sand monsters
>Conan on a ship fighting zombie Vikings
>Conan in catacombs fighting skeletons
>etc.
>>71867047
>yfw still no Conan the Conqueror
>yfw the wizard died years ago
>yfw based Arnie may die before a third Conan movie
>yfw we will never know how Conan got his kingdom
>yfw there's only 2 conan movie
>yfw based Subotai only appeared in 1 movie, and his actor is now 67yo
I JUST WANT THE THIRD CHAPTER
>>71867071
>>71867087
>>yfw there's only 2 conan movie
There's only one Conan movie anon
>>71867143
>>71867087
Arnold says it's moving forward, though it's probably been slowed down by the fact the new Terminator bombed at the box office.
Last Boy Scout
>>71867187
GOAT. best Bruce Willis performance.
>>71867179
>the new Terminator bombed at the box office
nigga it's the second most prolific terminator
>>71867207
are you fucking kidding me die hard is his best
>>71867179
>Genysis
>Bombed
>>71867226
>>71867238
It's domestic gross was only $89, along with the fact there was probably a pretty hefty price tag on the marketing as well.
>>71867087
It wouldn't be the same Anon. They'd just turn it into highly stylized, high magic, high fantasy capeshit.
>>71866580
Conan the Barbarian had an epic soundtrack (if you don't believe me, go to tube8 and search for "epic throat 2"). The beginning of the movie was great. But the middle and end were meh.
I thought Conan the Destroyer was a better movie overall. Not a great movie, but still fun. Except for the sound that fucking wizard kept making: Hummmmmm!
Were 80s steroid bodies goat?
>>71867298
70's dad bods were goat
>>71867269
>domestic gross
who cares?
"But who was the killer??? Stupid movie!"
>>71866580
>essential mankino
why is Scorsese so good at malekinography
>>71867297
>if you don't believe me, go to tube8 and search for "epic throat 2"
>>71867297
>Conan the Destroyer was a better movie overall
>>71866580
top gun
fight club
behind enemy lines
most american military movies made before 1990
taken
mad max 1
>>71867297
nice bait
>>71867332
Studios that take the majority of their profits from the US and that aren't owned by China, which is pretty everyone other than Legendary Pictures.
>>71866813
I mentioned Clint to my neighbor when we were talking about filmmakers we really respected and she just started making fun of him talking to that empty chair at the RNC and how he's a doddering old man now (and even worse, not a Democrat).
Decades of acting in and directing classic films and that's all he is to her.
>>71867349
Because he was alive when penises still existed
>>71867384
It's a woman. Do seriously believe a woman would understand the art of Clint Eastwood?
>>71867298
yep!
I tried watching this movie with my sister. She said that all she could see or hear was static and a blank white noise, then her eyes rolled back into her head and she started having seizures and frothing at the mouth for the duration of the film. After the movie was over and I turned it off, she went back to normal and had no recollection of the events. I showed her the DVD cover and she was like "Is this a joke? Its completely blank."
Very weird.
>>71867454
fuck yerr
>>71867461
They just don't understand...
Is this mankino?
Here's some essential mankino.
>>71867825
yes
Prime peno kino
>>71867908
whats movie?
>>71866900
just finished part 1 and 2 after hearing sly is fucking 70 years old and still ripped as shit.
>>71867952
Sicario
>>71867087
just read the comics
>yfw Barack Obonkers is a fan and collector of conan comics
>>71867971
source
>>71867984
>>71867068
And yet it was truer to the original stories.
>>71867980
Wait, is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rRgx3hRwK4
>Once Upon a Time in the West
>The Magnificent Seven
>The Dirty Dozen
>The Great Escape
>The Mechanic
>Death Wish series
>Battle of the Bulge
>Red Sun
Why did Charles Bronson have to die?
Greatest man film of all time
>>71867145
This. There'll be no showing up Milius' original epic. Better to make a new movie set in another universe, espousing the same themes.
Jeremiah Johnson
Fighting, tits, breaking the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGQWULimSCg
>>71867461
Genuinely laughed.
>>71867440
My mother does.
>>71868017
>shoot a home invader
>everything's cleared up after a ~10 minute conversation
based Texas
>>71867298
arnie was only on the gas while cutting for competitions. everyone knows this.
>>71868224
1st one was better. Yet an other proof that more and bigger doesn't mean better.
>>71868017
this movie is very good
what about the director's cut of this?
>>71868446
That's a weirdly unpopular opinion around here.
I liked both in their own ways, but Crank 1 was by far the better of the two. Crank 2 was completely insane, however, and you rarely get to see actual slobbering madness put to screen.
>>71868224
tfw no third Crank movie
>>71868503
Only cut I've ever seen, actually. Didn't even know there was any other cut at the time and was legitimately confused about its bad reviews for a few days.
So manly it made Orlando Bloom's balls drop.
>>71868556
how do things like that happen? that movie, waterworld, the recent batman/superman thing. how do blatantly bad cuts of movies get released over objectively superior ones?
>>71868580
Wait.
I've never hated Waterworld but now you tell me it has a director's cut?
>>71868580
Ridley Scott movies are notorious about this and have been since Blade Runner.
Blade Runner got its final cut after 20 years.
Legend has a cut with its original Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
Kingdom of Heaven needed a recut, and finally got one.
Prometheus has several fanedits that restored vital scenes.
Makes me wonder how many of his later movies are actually bad or were just butchered in post.
>>71868648
i know, the released cut was under appreciated kino, but apparently the sy fy channel got its hands on a super extended cut that is pure magic, google it. they air it every now and then
http://theunheardnerd.blogspot.ie/p/blog-page_28.html
theres some info about it there
>>71868673
>Legend has a cut with its original Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
fuck i want that
>>71866580
Battle on the Ice.
>>71868682
The only thing I didn't like was the ending, which felt a bit rushed to me.
Also pretty confusing, since the girl's parents looked dead much longer than she was alive.
Did the extended edition expand on this ending and flesh it out a bit?
>>71868698
Ahh shit I made a mistake. There's a fanedit that restores the Dream soundtrack to the director's cut. The official directors cut has Jerry Goldsmith's soundtrack, which is also good in its own right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1o-NWNmQLM
>"When we used to be together, it was real, wasn't it?"
>>71867841
was there a single woman in this?
>>71868874
is this from the show or did they make a movie?
>>71868874
Damn that was good
Is this show actually worth watching?
>>71866998
What an absolute dogshit poster.
>>71868070
And yet it was shit.
>>71868396
/fit/ here, you're an idiot. Arnie ate Dbol like candy.
>>71867340
One of my all time favorites. No lie
>>71866680
Fuck yes, BARBARIAN BROTHERS.
Twin Sitters is my favorite movie of all time.
>>71868546
After the second one and Gamer I'm convinced that's a good thing
>>71868503
>arrive in arabia
>first thing that happens is a shipwreck, in the land cursed by god
>then run into crazy muslim
>they obviously attack since they're a cult of death and violence
>die a pitiful death in the hands of a christian
Reinald raids were justified and blessed
>>71868082
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/3401168/Barack-Obama-The-50-facts-you-might-not-know.html
>>71867087
>yfw still no Conan the Conqueror
I actually liked parts of the new one. The opening was GOAT and khal drogo did ok as conan, just needed more beef.
>yfw the wizard died years ago
Silly bastard, Hes a pooooowerful wizzard. He didnt die, he just cashed in those favors the gods owed him
>yfw based Arnie may die before a third Conan movie
At this point hes to old to be king conan
>yfw we will never know how Conan got his kingdom
Read the very first conan story ever written, "The Phoenix on the Sword". It takes place only a few weeks after he took over Aquilonia
>yfw there's only 2 conan movie
Silly bastard. Theres only 1 movie, one abortion and one full metal jacket esque film.
>>71867087
>yfw based Arnie may die before a third Conan movie
arnold can't die
>>71867455
fucking renault twingo
>>71868503
one of my favorite movies, even Bloom is alright in it, but everything and everyone else is fucking perfect, and oh god that soundtrack
ctrl + f Seven Samurai
no results
>>71867987
*record scratch*
>>71866746
This is the first time I've seen Dustin Hoffman not playing the same old dude, great movie in particular for the super hot bitch.
>>71866714
This dude knows Peckinpah was awesome
As I was going to St.Ives....
>>71867825
more like manflick
>>71867454
okey okey okey
>>71866640
what was that guys problem? Why did he act like it was impossible to go to sydney?
>>71866580
Conan is a horribly overrated movie.
>>71866640
>>71866714
>>71866746
>>71866900
>>71866947
>>71866998
Here's some guys who get it. Conan isn't mankino, it's adolescent'kino.'
Pic related is the real kino. It takes a man to appreciate another man, physically as well as spiritually. Sebastian's struggle with faith and integrity in the face of adversity is infinitely more compelling than Conan spending two hours trying and failing to kill the snek-wizard then finally killing him with the help of his Mexigolian sidekick.
>>71868673
>prometheus has several fanedits which add scenes that Scott rightfully decided only explain stuff people with autism can't comprehend
thanks
>>71868580
because some retarded executive thinks he knows the market and what makes a movie work
>>71866580
>>71866602
This is ironic, right? I love conan and schwarzenegger films, but it's schlock at it's best. It's the good kind of bad movies
>>71867974
rambo 3 is shit but john rambo is fucking brutal and old sly is badass in it
>>71867145
>They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
>>71867145
>tfw john millius cant get any of his scripts funded today
the last things he wrote was that terrible fucking homefront game
Cockfighter (1974). Literally the most masculine of sports.
>>71866986
Do Cimmerians lack body hair genetically or does the Mighty Conan shave his armpits and nipples every morning?
>>71869097
I think it's from the pilot, it's one of the best pilots out there.
>>71867238
It underperformed and it was just bad all around.
>>71871647
Underrated.
Overlooked mankino
Dafoe at his best
>>71874214
Similar too
>>71867440
Non-millennial women fucking love Clint
Greatest roadtrip movie of all time.
>>71866580
Why do wrist bands look so good?
>>71867980
WHAT?!
>>71872372
>schlock
I can't keep up
>>71874411
mah nigga
Jeremiah Johnson, is another gud movie
>>71868673
i recently bought the blue ray of Legend, that has both the uncut european version with the original music and original ending (the princess goes back to her kingdom, tom cruise's character jack, runs off alone back to the forrest) and the shorter american version with the different music and alternate ending (the princess and jack go away together to marry)
>>71867825
> see Bullwyf sit on the throne and die
> try not to cry
> cry like a little bitch
>>71868105
Is dat Freddy Krueger?
>>71874214
I double that
>>71872372
You're kidding right?
It's genre, and it's genre at its best.
And you do realize it's probably one of the most loved movies in these parts?
>>71867980
He is full of shit some Journalist asked him "What God does Conan pray to?" and Obama couldn't answer.
anyone seen this
proper man film
>>71875554
> he's a God of the Four Winds guy
>mankino
A Perfect World
directed by Clint Eastwood
>>71875554
>He is full of shit some Journalist asked him "What God does Conan pray to?" and Obama couldn't answer.
To be fair at the time when Obama was alleged to have read the comics, Marvel's conan only referenced Crom as more of a battle cry or when he was surprised.
He never prayed to him as a god or anything like that. Conan praying to Crom as an actual god was re-introduced in the 80s movie, but comic Conan didn't do this much.
>Patton
>the dirty dozen
>the magnificent seven
>Jeramiah Johnson
>Tombstone
>fistful of dollars
>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
>True Grit (both versions)
>>71867087
Why the fuck wasn't subotai in the second movie?
He was way better than that little 'comic relief' faggot they put in his place.
>>71875895
Is this the manliest of mankino?
>>71867980
>tfw could only find half the volumes of chronicles of conan
I WANT TO READ THEM ALL
This was like M*A*S*H with tanks.
>>71867461
>>71876268
Oh shit, I completely left master and commander off my list. My dad watches it every year and quotes it constantly, and my mom won't stand for a minute of it. Truly a man movie, women just don't get it.
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Кинo, блядь, кинo. Boт, cyкa, кинo. Caмoe мyжcкoe кинo.
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Кинo, блядь, кинo. Boт мyжcкoe кинo.
>>71875511
Its still a mediocre movie.
>We will never get Arnie in his prime back
>>71867349
this so much
>>71874214
I came here to post this. Fucking great movie
>>71876357
Those are Tiggaaah tanks, Moriarty!
>>71876562
Real mechanical genius!
Any of you guys got a smoke?
The count of Monte Cristo
Jarhead
Magnum Force
Prisoners
The Hunt
Revolver
Paths of Glory
Coriolanus
>>71872301
>Conan is horribly overrated
L O N D O N
>>71867338
Seen it yesternight. It's well done, interesting and funny at times. Can't really recommend a better Korean crime drama.
https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/752537977381793792
https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/752564617365352448
Hi Lindsay. :3
>>71876117
I've seen Conan the Barbarian twice (and Destroyer once), never seen a comic, and I guessed Crom.
I also guessed it was spelled with a "K" though. Krom.
>>71877777
>>71877777
>>71877777
WOMEN BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
>>71877777
Checked
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z8uFxcU.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Not an action movie but watch it and remember how good movies were
>>71877777
Thanks.
Tus quíntuples han sido comprobados.
>>71877777
women on suicide watch
>>71877777
>Gattaca
Fucking love that film. Makes me cry everytime I watch it.
![Daylight_Stallone[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5wQiN73.jpg "Daylight_Stallone[1].jpg")
Underrated stalonekino
>>71877777
10/10 list
Dont go see the new ghostbusters
![tumblr_mz54fu1Sr71qh35m6o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cnzhXzV.jpg "tumblr_mz54fu1Sr71qh35m6o1_1280[1].jpg")
>>71878027
some more
Another essential that hasn't been posted.
The remake is watchable but not as good.
>>71872301
>It takes a man to appreciate another man, physically as well as spiritually
>>71874214
they should have used a painted dog or something instead of the horrible cgi tiger desu
>>71876483
boring as fuck if you ask me senpai
>>71877777
Good list.
Exceptional numbers.
