>watch forrest gump as a kid
>I love this movie he lived a really interesting life
>watch forrest gump now
>it's about how women can do drugs, have sex with numerous guys eventually get AIDS, die and leave their son to be raised by another man
>watch movie now
>cry for 2 hours straight
>>71863635
At least she did right by her kid. It worked out well for everybody.
>implying Forrest was mentally or emotionally capable of being a husband
It's a 10/10 movie.
don't they share some mannerisms?
they both tilt their head the same way while watching tv.
>>71863635
I thought it was his kid?
Didn't the movie imply that they fucked at least once?
>>71863707
>Forrest Jr. wearing Ernie's t-shit
>Forrest looks like a real life Bert
The moral of the story is that being beta is even worse that being slightly retarded.
>>71863766
Gump isn't beta at all
>>71863736
Yeah it's his kid
>>71863677
>incapable of being a husband
>capable of being a father
can you imagine being raised by a single, millionaire, retarded father?
>>71863677
What this guy said. She fucking loved him. Its obvious. Just not in a practical or physical way. That actually makes her actions very mature and humble.
Wouldn't the kid be born with AIDS too? How do they address this? Was it actually not AIDS?
>>71863906
yes. life would be fucking awesome being raised by literally the most morally sound and physically talented and bravest and loyalest individual in the world. Also hes fucking rich so it would be double awesome. Are you stupid or just a judgmental shallow fucker?
>>71863827
He was always waiting and available for the shittiest women possible everytime she needed some nice guy between periods of fucking every other dude. That's the most beta thing ever.
>>71863906
>a humble and decent millionaire and Alabama football hero
He'll be fine. The kid was played by well-adjusted everyman Haley Joel Osment. He'd probably teach his dad how to play video games and they'd have adventures. Forrest would be the GOAT father.
>>71863969
she was raped as a kid and because of his IQ forest couldnt legally consent to any sexual activity so she would essentially be raping him and couldnt live with possibly putting someone else through what she went through, thats what her problem was
>>71863766
He got to fuck his dream girl. More than I will ever accomplish. How is that beta? He was the omega you fuck. Tell me how you are more alpha then this fucking millionaire olympian pro athlete war hero?
>>71864015
lol kill yourself
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>>71863975
>Wouldn't the kid be born with AIDS too?
not always, HIV can't enter the placenta.
but transmission does occasionally occur during labor. doctors pump pregnant mothers full of powerful anti-viral drugs near their due-date to try to prevent them.
>>71864034
>couldnt legally consent to any sexual activity
Fairly certain it don't work like that.
>>71864015
Its called being a real man. You must be a woman who gets everything she wants by just sucking a dick. Men don't always get what they want and that doesn't mean they give up or go cry about it, they keep trying and eventually it either works out or it doesn't. Then you fucking move on instead of bitching and feeling sorry for yourself. He is a true alpha you little dickless bitch.
>>71863736
Yeah, Jenny gave Forrest hiv
>>71864054
girl detected, post ankles pls
>>71864077
mentally retarded people with the IQs of children cant consent to sex even if they are not underage
he behaved and had the attitude of a child, how could jenny have a real adult relationship with him much less consensual sex
>>71863635
What's your point? Jenny was by no means portrayed as a good person in the film. By the end of the movie, nobody felt bad for her except dim, naive Forrest.
>>71864102
ALSO
He loved Jenny and it wasn't about getting pussy, he understood he was all she truly had in the world. Her father was a piece of shit and she didn't have any other family or friends. He was a friend first, but haters don't see that. Gump is untouchable, just because you bums got shat on by your crush and moved on to the next girl, he was strong and kept it real forever. Loyalty, thy name is Gump.
>>71864034
She was raped? Also, he fucking loved her, so why wasn't it consensual? He had the intelligence(barely) as well as the physical presence to stop her if he didn't consent. Did he? no. that is consent. you fucking woman hating retard virgin. Just mad cause a retard gets more poon than you? lol.
>>71864102
A true alpha just move on without any bitterness and found a better woman anon
>>71864102
Spoken like a true cuck.
>>71864168
>She was raped?
are you serious?
>so why wasn't it consensual?
because he has the mental capacity of a prepubescent child
although im kind of sure you are just baiting me
>>71864159
PREACH
>>71864102
hahahahaahah what a cuck
>>71864204
And the sex drive of a pubescent man.
He's clearly consenting. He's not full retard.
>>71864197
you must be a child or just a little bitch whos never had a relationship or stepped outside into the real world from your mother's basement.
>>71864204
>thinks IQ is a reliable test of mental capacity.
What have you ever accomplished, boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sII9sBG94mk
>>71864102
>Men don't always get what they want
One of the most beta things I've ever read.
>>71864256
All of those alternatives are better than being a cuck. If a bitch leads you on or cheats on you, move on.
>>71864229
do you even know the definition of that word, kid?
>>71864256
cuck
>>71864295
She never led him on. She never cheated on him. And you're right, being a cuck sucks, which is why I am not one. Where does anything qualify me as a cuckold, you angsty virgin teen?
>>71864117
JENNY DIDNT HAVE THE HIV/AIDS
SHE HAD HEPATITIS C
AT THAT TIME IN THE 80's IT WAS ALSO INCURABLE
>>71863975
it wasn't AIDS, it was hep C
>>71864159
>sticking with a literal slut who leeches you when her nigger posse pump and dump her and the drugs run dry
>>71864102
>a real man it's defined by being always accomodating and act according the convenience of women that don't respect him.
>>71864315
Definition: (You)
>>71864317
I'm sure you're fucking your dream girl right now, that is, if you've ever even seen a vagina irl
>>71864348
t. Jenny
>>71864351
He didn't stick with anybody, they saw each other like 3 times in a 25 year span. He lived an incredibly eventful, fortunate and blessed life while never growing cynical, bitter, jaded or resentful. He was a good and honest and fair friend to somebody who had nothing in her life, while letting her live her life how she pleased. He never made demands or tried to buy her or anything, nor did he do anything ''for'' her to to try to win her. You people are fucking toxic virgins.
>>71863749
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>>71864364
Look at this mad cuck.
>A real man preps his wife's bull because real men work at things and see them through to the end.
>>71864414
>You're a good person if you don't judge a drugged up literal nigger cumdumpster that you had a crush on as a kid
>It's your duty to care for her still after she's either had enough dick or isn't wanted by hippies and niggers anymore
Your nu-male is showing.
>>71864585
>i'm alone because I choose to be
lol
>>71864354
You either don't understand words or didn't read what I said at all because nowhere in my post did I say any of that shit.
>she is a evil whore for not staying in her home town where she was raped by her dad and marrying a retard!
reminder Gump was a fucking retard. that was the only reason he is still hung up on her all those years later.
>>71864504
wow you are a sad pathetic virgin. I'm sorry you were born with shit genetics, because life only gets harder. might as well kill yourself now.
>>71863906
Basically the plot of Zoolander 2
>>71864585
you would have a point.
if gump was not a retard.
>>71864628
No she's a whore for fucking hundreds of hippies and Black Panthers as she jumped from one drug and sex crazed counter culture to another.
You can leave your home town without becoming a slut.
>>71864645
At least you're not a virgin huh? The cuckqueen sometime lets you enter her? Make sure you clean the cum out first, use your tongue, that usually helps.
>>71864699
It was the 60's, everyone was fucking everyone.
>>71864699
she is a slut yea. people do shitty things in the life all the time.
but you are just upset she did not stay with the retard.
>>71864130
>mentally retarded people with the IQs of children cant consent to sex even if they are not underage
So... Even if a woman gives consent, it's still automatically rape every time because of that?
I see now
>>71864797
That doesn't magically make her not a whore who traded sex for drugs and a place to stay.
>>71864704
>this desperate
did you get the helium yet?
>>71864797
alot of people are still fucking alot of people.
you just cant be a fucking shut in and expect bitches to fall on your dick just for existing and being niceish.
>>71864841
BOOM ROASTIED
>>71864877
and that applies how?
>>71864838
Nope, frankly once she proved to be a slut Gump could do way better even before he was a millionaire.
>>71864850
A vast majority of your female relatives and ancestors traded sex for drugs and/or a place to stay.
>>71864102
I will actually agree with this.
For a man of normal intelligence, desiring someone like Jenny would indeed be an automatic sign of failure. But, ultimately, Forest IS retarded, most social mores do not exist for him, and in the pursuit of those things that his personal moral rubric--no matter how warped--did cause him to esteem, he was consistently relentless and fearless.
>>71864935
Sorry m8, I don't come from trailer trash like you do.
>>71864971
You wish nigga
>>71864924
Other than his mother, she was really the only person who accepted Forrest for who he was.
>>71864658
KEK underrated as fuck. My man you are a genius.
>>71864197
>>71864229
>>71864317
proven dickless virgins.
>>71864289
touche.
>>71865022
Plus his mom was a big whore and he loved his mother, so he was built to accept and love Jenny.
>>71865022
As an adult? It's been a while but I recall as an adult she'd talk with him until whoever she was fucking at the time told her to leave the retard, which she always did.
>>71864924
no shit.
but he is retarded. he does not know better. all he knows is she was his first real friend. he did stupid ass shit for all his friends.
Bubba and his family.
Lt.Dan
Reminder you will NEVER have a true friend like Gump. and it is because you are a fucking faggot who refuses to learn how to deal with people.
>>71865022
other than the us national ping pong team, lt dan, and bubba, and pretty much everyone in the goddamn movie.
>>71865075
No, I will never have a true friend like forest because people like that don't exist. they are shit heads for the most part. also i dont live in a fucking movie you sperg. grow up and live in the real world.
whats with all the normies and roasties getting super fucking toasty in this thread
is this reddit powerhour
>>71865089
The national ping pong team isn't an individual person, Lt. Dan made fun of and used Forrest throughout the movie, and Bubba was just as dumb as Forrest and nearly got him killed.
>>71865074
more like
>Gump spots Jenny
>they bullshit for a while
>Gump does/says something retarded/awkward as fuck.
>its 50-70s, no one likes retards
>everyone wants him to leave
>he does and does not act like a petty bitch and demand all woman are whores.
>>71865089
He's talking interpersonal relationships. Bubba was even more retarded than Forrest, and Lt. Dan hated and resented him for a long time until Forrest made him rich.
>>71863969
She loved him in a financial way, just like every other whore on the planet.
>>71865156
Not sure but it's gold. Especially the cuck who says it's toxic to judge a drugged up whore.
>>71863975
Forest Gump 2: Forrest accidentally cured AIDS
>>71865204
>being triggered
lol seek help
>>71865190
how do any of those things disqualify the facts that they all accepted him for who he was? lt dan treated everyone that way btw, not just retards.
>>71864054
#cucklife
>>71865129
>, I will never have a true friend like forest because people like that don't exist. they are shit heads for the most part.
>ITS EVERYONES ELSE FAULT!
kek
>he does not have ride n die homies.
you know nothing about friendship.
>>71864414
You should read the book, it's much more realistic with how Forrests experiences shape him
>>71865196
He hated and resented himself, which is why he but was in denial that it was his own fault, so he took it out on forrest. Are you literally so autistic you don't understand human emotion?
>>71865198
which is why she took his money right? oh wait, that didn't happen, so i fail to see how your argument is valid.
>>71864658
>someone else saw zoolander 2
Real shame. There was some pretty hilarious jokes (No Im genuinely asking: does being fat make you a bad person? I mean I know it doesn't make you a GOOD person...) but way too many recycled ones and don't even get me started on Neil degrass Tyrone. What the fuck was that? Felt straight out of one of those parody movies.
>>71865243
maybe this is true. I grew up overseas, moving to a different country every year or two. I also have seen dozens of groups of "ride or die homies" who graduate from college and see eachother maybe once every 10 years.
>>71863635
it's cuckkinó.
>>71865062
This right here. Forests mother fucked anyone to better his life, its only natural Forrest would pursue another woman like her that uses sex as a means to an end. PS: his mother is the one who got aids, not jenny
>>71865305
I liked the movie and suggested it to my friends. They haven't gotten back to me.
>>71865298
Oh I get it, you haven't seen the movie, no wonder you're a useless cuck.
>>71864504
Normal people don't talk about prepping bulls and cucking all the time, you know that right?
>>71863635
I understood he was retarded when I was like 13 or 14. Only thought he was strange when I was a kid
>>71865387
What? How did you even reach that baseless conclusion you unintelligent child?
>>71863635
This movie taught if you are honest to god a humble and good man women won't desire you despite your many achievements
That or no one wants to love a retard kek
>>71865475
are you really that desperate for pussy? its mostly all the same and pretty much the same as ur hand. achievements, especially his, are far greater. maybe lose your virginity once you graduate high school you thirsty child
>>71865529
I lost my virginity at 15 stop protecting
>Winston Groom, who wrote the original Forrest Gump novel, describes the film as having taken the "rough edges" off of the character, and envisioned him being played by John Goodman.
I would pay good goddamn money to see Forrest Gump starring John Goodman.
>>71863635
Forrest is America's virtues, Jenny is America's vices. Mama and Lieutenant Dan are. respectively, America's wisdom and conscience.
>>71865568
God that sounds terrible
>>71864699
> not realizing she became such a slut BECAUSE she was raped by daddy
It fucks up your sexuality m8
>>71865411
They literally explain he has a retarded IQ in the first 20 minutes.
>>71865564
how am I projecting?
>>71865568
I imagine it wouldn't be that different from King Ralph
>>71865608
You mean the principals old ass intelligence chart? Yeah what a definitive mental health device; accurate af
>>71865641
You called me a virgin teenager when I'm neither?
>>71865606
Do you give blacks the same pass as sluts when they stab you for $10?
>It's society at fault, Tyrone had no choice to be a good person
>>71865683
and that answers my question how? all you did repeat what I said. Are you special, son?
>>71865692
blacks dont stab you for 10$ you racist fuck. maybe for a pair of jordans tho.
>>71865692
>equates being promiscuous with theft and possibly murder
>>71865692
No, because they were not raped as kids by their dads? You're more retarded than Forrest. Sexual development is influenced by a number of things all throughout growing up, being sexually abused as a child obviously has a huge, huge impact.
>>71865799
And being a thug hoodrat isn't influenced by either a abusive father or one that abandoned his kids? Or by gangs having near total control of a neighborhood?
If daddy raped women are allowed to be sluts for you then you also justify niggers.
>>71864034
>and because of his IQ forest couldnt legally consent
He's dim, not a retard.
>>71865893
You're a retard who can't into nuances. We're all products of our environment, some more than others. Jenny being a case of more because horrible shit happened to her. Hoodrats in general are irrelevant to this discussion of one single case.
Also all women are allowed to be sluts anways, there's no law prohibiting that, neckbeard.
>>71866054
toasty toasty roasty toasty
>>71866054
So what, for you because she got raped by daddy nobody is allowed to call her a slut when she has sex with hundreds of strangers?
>>71866138
>>71866152
god damn does everyone in this board have mommy issues??
>>71866152
Lol when have I been saying that? You're allowed to call her a slut, objectively she is a slut. Just saying you should think twice before judging her for it or thinking that makes her evil or something.
>>71866205
>STOP JUDGING SLUTS
>CMON ITS 2016
>>71866205
There's nothing to think twice about, it's a disservice to other women who may have been in the same abused situation and didn't turn to drugs and STD infected dicks as a result.
>>71866235
Lel. Again, I'm talking about this specific case, not sluts in general.
Although I'm not triggered by slutty women since I'm not a virgin neckbeard, really don't care.
Your mother must be proud of you.
>>71866294
How is it a disservice to those women? Good on them if they dealt with it healthily but everybody is different.
>>71865672
He points to the chart to indicate Forrest's bellow average intelligence. We didn't need to see the doctor testing him. You were a retard as a child and you still are.
>>71866333
>If someone doesn't want a washed up slut who has had hundreds of STD ridden dicks inside of her then he must be a permavirgin neckbeard
Very bad post.
>>71866375
Welp, guess you got me. Thought you were being serious until now.
>People think Forrest was an actual retard
He was more of a savant, case in point how he was able to assemble his gun in record time. More Autist than anything.
A real retard couldn't make it in the Army.
>>71866333
>ignore the healthy women
>coddle the whores with nu male respect for their slut actions and offer to support and accept them for who they are
Can you be any more of a fucking spineless beta?
>>71866464
>a real retard couldn't make it in the army
where do you think the army gets all their recruits? retard failures with no other options in life.
So what types of shrimp are there?
>>71866464
They sent everyone they could to Vietnam. Hell the average age was 19.
